The Wrestlecrap Tourney Vol. 1 : WWF Style

[Mikey2Dope]

Well after trying to figure out how to do this tourney and giving up each time I tried it, I finally figured it out. I'll do the WWF first, WCW second and then WCW/Miscellaneous last.

I took about 15-20 inductions from WWF out mainly cause there was no pictures at all or info about said moment to be found anywhere.

Main Rule: Vote for the WORST inductee not the best.

The Final 4::

Match 1: Katie Vick vs Mae Young
Match 2: The Gobbledy Gooker vs Giant Gonzalez

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 1 of Round 1:

The Undertaker vs The Undertaker

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/u/undertaker/32.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Stupid twin angle in which Ted DiBiase brought in a phony Undertaker to combat the real one. Fans reacted so violently that the program was scrapped after one match.

vs

Well Dunn

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/w/welldunn/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Timothy Well and Steven Dunn are proof positive that bow ties and thongs do not match.


Match 2 of Round 1:

Skinner

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/stevekeirn/08.jpg

Wrestlecrap: The Alligator Man! Jerry Reed would be so proud.

vs

The Goon

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/billirwin/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Evil hockey player, complete with boots that are designed to resemble ice skates.

MAIN RULE: Vote For The WORST Gimmick NOT The Best

I vote for:

Undertaker vs Undertaker (SO bad)
Skinner (Hey I'm Canadian I can't vote against a wrestling hockey player! :D)

[jackson13]

Well Dunn (I like Taker, and seeing a match between 2 of them was pretty cool)

Skinner (The Goon fucking rules, I'm sorry)

[Frank the Tank]

Taker vs Taker (As gay as Well Dunn looked, Taker/Taker was just a terrible match and feud.)

The Goon

[starcat]

well dunn

the goon

this will be a fun one

[sharkstank]

taker vs taker- god that sucked, even more than well dunn
skinner- he spit in peoples faces. that sucked. plus the goon ruled

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[brodeurnumber1]

Do you mean Wrestlemania IX? I don't remember actually seeing Wrestling XI, although it sucked, it wasn't as bad as IX.

Taker vs Taker
Skinner(Goon rules)

[thedudeman69]

The Dead Man vs. The Dead Man
Well Dunn

[thedudeman69]

The Dead Man vs. The Dead Man
Skinner

[urs74]

Taker vs. Faker

Skinner ( I liked The Goon as well.)

[goldfingerz]

Well Dunn, and Goon.....I cant believe anyone liked that loser. Dropping the gloves, then winning by ten count?

[Lord Raiden]

Well Dunn

The Goon

[horrorfreak13]

Taker vs Taker

Skinner

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 1: Taker vs Taker wins it 7-4.
Match 2: Skinner wins it 7-4.

Match 3 of Round 1:

Who

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/j/jimneidhart/04.jpg

Wrestlecrap: The Vince McMahon Players try to revive a 40 year-old Abbot and Costello bit by putting poor Jim Neidhart under a mask.

vs

Sparky Plugg

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/bobholly/13.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/bobholly/09.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Friendly Nascar driver Sparky Thurman Plugg (STP, how clever) races his way into our hearts, but crashes into wall three on the way there.


Match 4 of Round 2:

Knuckleball Schwarz

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articles/wrestling/abe.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Evil baseball player who longtime fans will recognize as Steve Lombardi, the Brooklyn Brawler.

vs

Friar Ferguson

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/m/mikeshaw/18.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Mike Shaw's first WWF gimmick was that of a holy water splashing monk. Sadly, it was better than being a guy that ate his own snot.

MAIN RULE: Vote For The WORST Gimmick NOT The Best

I vote for:

Who (Poor poor Neidhart)
Knuckleball (I don't remember much of Friar and remember Knuckleball being horrible)

[Lord Raiden]

Sparky Plugg One of the worst names... ever!!

Knuckleball Schwarz

[brodeurnumber1]

Spark Plugg(talk about terrible)
Knuckleballer(all this during the damn strike too)

[thedudeman69]

Spark Plugg
Knuckleballer

[sharkstank]

sparky plugg
knuckleball

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO

[starcat]

who

knuckleballer

[goldfingerz]

Who and.....hmmm tough, but I'll go with the baseball guy. just leave him the brooklyn brawler, he kicked ass!

[jackson13]

Who?
Friar

[Rated R]

Who
Friar

[urs74]

who

Knuckelball

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 3: Who won the match 6-4?
Match 4: Knuckleball wins it 8-2.

Match 5 of Round 1:

Akeem

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/o/onemangang/12.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Chicago tough One Man Gang becomes a black man in the Slickster's parking lot voodoo ceremony.

vs

The Sultan

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/rikishi/17.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Yet another failed persona for the man who would become Rikishi. This time everyone's favorite fat Samoan wears a big Hershey's Kiss on his head.


Match 6 of Round 1:

Al Wilson

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/dawnwilson/20.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Elderly man marries smoking hot Dawn Mrie, whose sole goal is to lure Torrie Wilson to bed. Then she proceeds to kill the guy on their honeymoon by sexing him to death. But not before they get married in the nude. Is there any question why this won the 2003 Gooker Award?

vs

Ludvig Borga

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/l/ludvigborga/05.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Evil Finn who hated America because of the pollution. Shouldn't that have made him a babyface?

MAIN RULE: Vote For The WORST Gimmick NOT The Best

I vote for:

The Sultan (Akeem was a guilty pleasure)
Ludvig Borga (The Al Wilson angle at least let me see Dawn Marie in whorey outfits and kiss with Torrie)

[brodeurnumber1]

The Sultan(Hey, at least Akeem was fun to laugh at)
Talk about tough choices, I'll go for Borga for the same reasons Mikey stated.

[goldfingerz]

Sultan, Akeem cracks me up so much. That dance.......theres no words. And to think when I was little, I actually thought the twin towers were scary.

Ludvig borga for sure, the angle didn't even make sence. Why would anyone fine someone from finland scary? A ntaional heel, should be presented as a national heel for a reason, like the iron sheik and nikoli volkov. Fuckin Finland?

[Mikey2Dope]

Originally posted by goldfingerz
Ludvig borga for sure, the angle didn't even make sence. Why would anyone fine someone from finland scary? A ntaional heel, should be presented as a national heel for a reason, like the iron sheik and nikoli volkov. Fuckin Finland?

Hold on though! Finland eliminated the USA today from the World Cup. Ludvig Borga will make his return on Raw this Monday with a "Goon" like gimmick about how he had to teach the USA how to play hockey. His name will be the Finnish Phenom which will upset the Undertaker and start a program that will culminate at Wrestlemania 21 with a Phenom vs Phenom match.

[thedudeman69]

Akeem
Al Wilson(Although I liked seeing Dawn in her panties.):)

[sharkstank]

sultan (akeem was a jive soul bro)
wilson..come on people, we all love to see dawn in panties, but this angle was absolutely HORRID

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jackson13]

Sultan

Al Wilson

[Lord Raiden]

Akeem

Al Wilson

[Rated R]

Sultan (I loved Akeem!)

Al Wilson is seriously one of the worst things ever

[Raw Chili]

Sultan
Ludvig Borga(at least the al thing was funny)

[TheAxeGrinder]

Al Wilson, without a doubt.

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 5: The Sultan wins it 7-2.
Match 6: Al Wilson wins it 6-4.

Match 7 of Round 1:

The Stalker

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/barrywindham/04.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Barry Windham invades the WWF wearing camouflage. Not sure how that was supposed to help him blend into a wrestling ring, but hey, if Li'l Blackjack thinks it will, more power to him.

vs

TL Hopper (Wrestling Plumber best pic I could find)

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/dirtywhiteboy/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Evil wrestling plumber. I'd write more, but just putting "evil wrestling plumber" should be all the explanation you need.


Match 8 of Round 1:

The XFL

http://www.coronaproductions.com/tp/pics/xfl.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Vince's much maligned football league was a good idea on paper, but in practice turned out to be the biggest bust ever on network TV.

vs

Wrestlemania IX

http://www.bsww.de/archiv03/ppvpics/wm9.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Giant Gonzalez! Papa Shango! The Narcissist! JR in a toga! It's Wrestlemania!

Card:
1. Shawn Michaels vs Tatanka (Intercont. Title)
2. The Headshrinkers vs The Steiner Brothers The Steiner Brothers.
3. Doink The Clown vs Crush Doink The Clown.
4. Razor Ramon vs Bob Backland Razor Ramon.
5. Money Inc. vs The Mega Maniacs (Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake / Hulk Hogan) (Tag Team Titles)
6. "The Narcissist" Lex Luger vs Mr. Perfect "The Narcissist" Lex Luger.
7. Giant Gonzalez vs Undertaker The Undertaker
8. Bret "Hitman" Hart vs Yokozuna (World Title)
9. Yokozuna vs Hulk Hogan (World Title)

MAIN RULE: Vote For The WORST Gimmick NOT The Best

I vote for:

TL Hopper
The XFL

[thedudeman69]

TL Hopper
The XFL

[brodeurnumber1]

TL Hopper
Wrestlemania IX(Dear god was this bad)

[TheAxeGrinder]

TL Hopper

XFL (WMIX at least had Hogan)

[sharkstank]

tl hopper
xfl

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by TheAxeGrinder


XFL (WMIX at least had Hogan)

Which hurt Bret Hart badly(come on, Hogan beating him in 40 seconds? What is with that?)

[jackson13]

Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
Which hurt Bret Hart badly(come on, Hogan beating him in 40 seconds? What is with that?)

Hogan beat Yoko in 40 seconds, just to clear up if you thought he beat Bret.


TL Hopper

Mania IX (the XFL games I watched we pretty cool)

[goldfingerz]

I thought the stalker was really really bad, considering how good windam used to be, so I vote him, It hought TL was funny

Uh....I never saw XFL, and I dont remember that wrestlemania, except the hype in brutis's face injury, and I think I rmember a voodoo pot or something in a hogan brutas interview....anyways, Im not gonna vote on that one

[Lord Raiden]

TL Hopper

XFL

[Rated R]

TL Hopper
WMIX


Hey at least XFL had that cool contest to see who got opening possesion...

[horrorfreak13]

TL Hopper

XFL - I did like the opening instead of the coin toss they had the 10-15 yard dash to get the football.

[urs74]

The Stalker (this killed Windham's career IMO)

WM9 (I actualy liked the XFL)

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 7: TL Hopper wins it 9-2.
Match 8: The XFL wins it 6-4.

Match 9 of Round 1:

Xanta Klaus

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/ballsmahoney/03.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Santa's evil twin brother who steals presents from good children every December 25. Did I mention he lived at the South Pole? The WWF did.

vs

Meat

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/p/pms/05.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Sex slave for the Pretty Mean Sisters who once wrestled with a boner. Seriously.


Match 10 of Round 1:

Beaver Cleavage

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/c/chaz/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: A hyper sexual take on the TV classic Leave it To Beaver. Well, someone thought it was a good idea. (Not me.)

vs

Chaz, Woman Beater

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/c/chaz/03.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Getting rid of the Beaver Cleavage character was a good idea. Doing a domestic violence angle wasn't.

I vote for:

Meat
Beaver Cleavage

[goldfingerz]

Evil Santa and Leave it to Beaver,......Beaver Clevage...how far did they expect that to go?

[thedudeman69]

Meat
Chaz

[Lord Raiden]

I never thought I would ever have to use Meat and Beaver in the same sentence again.

:rolleyes: :D

[jackson13]

Xanta Claus. (I have a soft spot in my heart for Stasiak after his hilarious InVasion run. He cracked me up week after week doing and saying stupid stuff)

Headbangers, er, I mean, Chaz.

[urs74]

Meat

Chaz (I liked the Headbangers damn you Vince)

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by jackson13
Hogan beat Yoko in 40 seconds, just to clear up if you thought he beat Bret.


TL Hopper

Mania IX (the XFL games I watched we pretty cool)

I was referring to Him as Yoko, not Bret. I just worded it terribly bad.

MacReady, erm Xanta Claus.
Chaz

[TheAxeGrinder]

Meat
Beaver Cleavage

[Rated R]

Xanta Claus
Beaver Cleavage


Wow, I thought I forgot about this shit

[sharkstank]

meat
beaver

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[horrorfreak13]

Meat
Beaver

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 9: Meat wins it 7-4.
Match 10: Beaver Cleavage wins it 7-4.

Match 11 of Round 1:

Zeus

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/z/zeus/03.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/z/zeus/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Hogan's co-star in No Holds Barred, who thought the film was real and was pissed that he lost in the climax of the movie. Don't ask me why someone thought this was a good idea.

vs

Reo Rogers

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/brucepritchard/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Bruce Prichard (Brother Love) doing a horrible Dusty Rhodes rip off that lasted about three weeks. MAN did Vince hate Dusty.


Match 12 of Round 1:

Double J Jeff Jarrett

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/j/jeffjarrett/36.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/j/jeffjarrett/06.jpg

Wrestlecrap: A controversial induction, but think about it: an aspiring singer (Jeff Jarrett) is going to use the WWF to take over Nashville. Just trying to decipher that logic makes my head hurt.

vs

Tugboat

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/f/fredottman/04.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Toot toot! That was either supposed to be a boat whistle, or he has gas.

I vote for:

Zeus
Tugboat (The picture should be enough alone but Jarrett also had that awesome match with HBK plus some good matches with Razor Ramon)

[thedudeman69]

Zeus
Tugboat

[Lord Raiden]

Zeus

Tugboat

[jackson13]

Tommy Lister Jr. freakin rules so no way in hell am I voting for Zeus.


Reo Rogers
Jeff Jarrett (I swore I would never vote for him for anything, but this is an exception. This is the CRAP tourney, which he is, hands down)

[brodeurnumber1]

Zeus
Tugboat

[goldfingerz]

hmmm, this is tough, a whole lot of crap in this round, but Im goin with Reo and Tugboat.....I actually like Zeus as a kid

[urs74]

Reo Rogers ( I liked the Zeus gimmick too)

Tug Boat (he blew as this Typhoon and master blaster sux to be this guy!) :D

[sharkstank]

considering i cant even remmeber rogers, i'll vote for him
tugboat (i liked jj)

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Rated R]

Reo Rogers(Yes Jackson, Lister does kick all kinds of ass)

Tugboat, even though I liked him as a kid...JJ had some good matches at least.

[horrorfreak13]

Reo Rogers

Tugboat

[TheAxeGrinder]

Zeus

Jeff Jarrett, since Typhoon made up for the Tugboat gimmick

[Frank the Tank]

Zeus

Tugboat (Toot! Toot!)

[Mikey2Dope]

Zeus and Reo are tied at 6.

Next vote wins.

And cheap plug time - I need more votes in my DVD Tourney for the Final 4 so if you could vote that'd kick ass:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1667891#post1667891

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 11: Reo Rogers wins it 6-5.
Match 12: Tugboat wins it 6-2.

Match 13 of Round 1:

Rockabilly

http://www.billygunn.co.uk/101_files/Images/rb3.jpg
http://www.billygunn.co.uk/101_files/Images/rb4.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Further proof that Billy Gunn has always sucked

vs

The Real Double J

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/brianjames/22.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/brianjames/17.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Jessee Jammes croons to the ring after Jeff Jarrett is proved to be a phony the level of Milli Vanilli.


Match 14 of Round 1:

Piledriver: The Wrestling Album 2

http://www.people.virginia.edu/~pm9k/gifs/ZoForth/pilef.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Sometimes love feels like an ar-gew-ment, it feels just like a piledriver. If Koko B. Ware says it, it must be true.

Track Listing:

GIRLS IN CARS
ROBBIE DUPREE & STRIKE FORCE

PILEDRIVER
KOKO B. WARE

HONKY TONK MAN
HONKY TONK MAN

DEMOLITION
RICK DERRINGER with AX & SMASH

JIVE SOUL BRO
SLICK

CRANK IT UP
JIMMY HART

WALKING UP ALONE
HILLBILLIY JIM & GERTRUDE

STAND BACK
VINCE McMAHON

ROCK AND ROLL HOOCHIE KOO
GENE OKERLUND & DICK DERRINGER

IF YOU ONLY KNEW

vs

Cloudy

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction%20files/cloudy/cloudy0.jpg

Wrestlecrap: After being dumped by Sunny, the Bodydonnas introduce their new cross-dressing manager - Cloudy. Get it?

I vote for:

Rockabilly (although both sucked ass)
Cloudy (no way I can vote a CD crappy that has Slicks,Demolitions and Honk Tonk's themes on it)

[thedudeman69]

Rocabilly
Cloudy

[Frank the Tank]

Rockabilly
Cloudy

[brodeurnumber1]

Rocka-ass
Piledriver: The Wrestling Album(I can't vote against this)

[goldfingerz]

Fuck voting piledriver or cloudy, I vote rockabilly and jesse james, how the hell does anyone consider these two one of the best tag teams in wwe history? POSERS! I hate them sooo much.

[Mikey2Dope]

Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
Piledriver: The Wrestling Album(I can't vote against this)

Was that a vote for Cloudy?

[Lord Raiden]

Rockabilly

Cloudy

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by Mikey2Dope
Was that a vote for Cloudy?

No, I'm saying it was so bad, I can't vote against it.

[jackson13]

Rockabilly

Cloudy

[sharkstank]

rockabilly
cloudy

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheAxeGrinder]

Rockabilly

Cloudy, since Vince humiliated Chris Candido with that stupid Bodydonnas gimmick

[Rated R]

Rockabilly
Cloudy

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 13: Rockabilly wins it 10-0.
Match 14: Cloudy wins it 8-1.

Match 15 of Round 1:

Jameson

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/j/jamison/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Nerds are funny, especially ones who ejaculate into couch pillows. Ewww...

vs

The Genius

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/l/lannypoffo/10.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Everyone says Vince McMahon is a genius, but the Crappers know that it's really Lanny Poffo who is the World's Smartest Man.

Match 16 of Round 1:

Lo Down (D-Lo/Chaz Tag Team)

http://www.geocities.com/tigeralisinghdotcom/tiger112.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/tigeralisinghdotcom/tiger105.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Beaver Cleavage and D-Lo Brown put on turbans and are led to the ring by the human heat vacuum, Tiger Ali Singh. Not that this was racist at all.

vs

Men On A Mission

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/m/menonamission/07.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Rappin' fool trio that made life a living hell for anyone who had ears within a ten mile radius of WWF events.

I vote for:

Jameson (The Genius FUCKING ruled)
Men On A Mission (If their mission was to suck, well they sure accomplished that)

[Frank the Tank]

Jameson

Men On A Mission (Lo-Down at least had a cool finisher in the Superplex/Frog Splash combination move.

[Lord Raiden]

Jameson

MOM

[goldfingerz]

Jameson, and Men on a Mission.......did rappers actually wear purple spandex at one point? Seriously take a gooood look at that picture. They look like they should be singing about how crack can ruin your lifes.

PS, jake the snake came to my school and told me how crack ruined his life, I think he was high at the time.

[Mikey2Dope]

Originally posted by goldfingerz
PS, jake the snake came to my school and told me how crack ruined his life, I think he was high at the time.

Yeah he really did seem it actually. He talked about how wrestling and WWF ruined his life and then ironically signed back with them like 4 months after that.

[brodeurnumber1]

Jameson

Men on a Mission(I have a soft spot for Lo-Down)

[sharkstank]

jameson

men on a mission

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jackson13]

Jameson

MOM (even though I liked Mabel)

[TheAxeGrinder]

Jameson

M.O.M. (I felt sorry for the ropes every time Mabel stepped through them)

[urs74]

Originally posted by Mikey2Dope
I vote for:

Jameson (The Genius FUCKING ruled)
Men On A Mission (If their mission was to suck, well they sure accomplished that) [/B]

Yeah the Genius did rule!

[thedudeman69]

Jameson
MOAM

[Rated R]

Jameson...how can anyone even try to say The Genius sucked?

MOM did in fact blow goats

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 15: Jameson wins it 11-0.
Match 16: Men On A Mission win it 11-0.

Match 17 of Round 1:

The Warlord

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/w/warlord/07.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/w/warlord/03.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Musclebound oaf whose only redeeming quality was a metallic wand he carried to the ring.

vs

The Ringmaster

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/4/austindibiase.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/steveaustin/75.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Steve Austin's first WWF gimmick wasn't quite as successful as his second...


Match 18 of Round 1:

The Repo Man

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/barrydarsow/09.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Barry Darsow is back once again, this time as the Repo Man, a thief in the night who made you pay, and pay dearly, for getting in your car payment late.

vs

Kwang The Ninja

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/saviovega/11.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Vile ninja...direct from Puerto Rico?

I vote for:

The Warlord (Ringmaster sucked ass but seriously a metallic wand?)
What does 300 pounds of shit hitting a fan sound like? KWANG (Repo Man was hilarious - stealing the kids bike was classic)

[Lord Raiden]

Warlord

Kwang

[goldfingerz]

I liked the Warlord in the Powers of Pain, and please, Austin lost to Savio Vega several times, he for sure gets my vote!

Repo man was...interesting. I bet it made him appreciate Demolition alot more. Still, nothing beats his evil golf instructor gimmick in WCW, that was seriously great!!!! I dont even have a comment for Kwang, theres no need, everything about him says it all.

[brodeurnumber1]

Warlord(Back in the days when Austin was a technical master)
Kwang

[jackson13]

Warlord (The Million Dollar Champ ruled)

Kwang (Repo ruled as well)

[Frank the Tank]

Warlord (Ringmaster really wasn't that bad, just had a stupid name and they made Austin silent which was a dumb mistake.)

Kwang (Repo is all of our gods)

[sharkstank]

warlord with his FULL NELSON OF DOOM
kwang

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thedudeman69]

Warlord
Kwang

[TheAxeGrinder]

The Warlord, who for some reason looked like he had a horrible case of constipation every time I saw him.

Kwang, whose name sounds like a frying pan, which most likely was the instrument used to hit the writers over the head with.

[Rated R]

I'll go with the norm and pick

Warlord
Kwang

[horrorfreak13]

Warlord

Kwang

[JCR]

Originally posted by horrorfreak13
Warlord

Kwang

Ditto.

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 17: The Warlord wins it 11-1.
Match 18: Kwang wins it 12-0.

Match 19 of Round 1:

Irwin R. Schyster (IRS)

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/m/mikerotundo/09.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Controversial induction as Mike Rotundo was awesome in his role as an evil tax accountant. Still, that I just typed the words "evil tax accountant" should give you an idea of why this is here.

vs

"Make A Difference" Fatu

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/rikishi/02.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Sadly, I would rather watch Rikishi venture to the hoods warning kids to stay off of drugs than shove his ass in other guys' faces.


Match 20 of Round 1:

Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/f/fakeoutsiders/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Glen Jacobs and Rick Bogner are given the unenviable task of duplicating Kevin Nash & Scott Hall's personas.

vs

The New Rockers

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/n/newrockers/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Marty Janetty gets a new partner in the form of teen idol Leif Cassidy. Poor Al Snow just never catches a break.

I vote for:

Fatu (IRS was a great heel IMO)
Fake Diesel & Razor Ramon (Both teams were beyond horrendous but since this was the WWF's answer to WCW's surging ratings, it makes it that much more pathetic)

[Frank the Tank]

Fatu (I liked IRS as well)

New Razor and New Diesel

[brodeurnumber1]

Fatu(Come on, everyone loves good ol' IRS)
Fake Diesel and Fake Razor Ramon(How many times can they kill Kane?)

[sharkstank]

fatu
fakers

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheAxeGrinder]

Fatu (how awesome was Rotunda with his gimmick?)
Fake Diesel and Ramon (having Ross do a crappy attempt at shooting on Vince was just the start of this headache)

[jackson13]

Fatu (IRS totally ruled all, I forget the name of his finisher, but I always liked it)

Fake Outsiders

[thedudeman69]

Fatu
The Fakies

[goldfingerz]

Good lord someone just shoot Fatu and put him out of my misery. Rotunda always rocked!

Fakes, for sure, that was the BIGGUEST let down I ever sat through.

[urs74]

Fatu (was always a big fan of Mike Rotunda as well)

Fake Big D and Da Bad Guy

[horrorfreak13]

Fatu

The Fakes

[Lord Raiden]

Fatu

Fakes

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 19: Fatu wins it 11-0.
Match 20: Da Fakes win it 11-0.

Match 21 of Round 1:

"The Model" Rick Martel

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/rickmartel/14.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Rick Martel not only carried around a giant atomizer, but he also wore fancy clothes and a large button that read, "I AM A MODEL" just in case someone didn't pick up on the subtlety of his gimmick.

vs

Max Moon

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/p/pauldiamond/05.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Spaceman from the outer reaches of Uranus, complete with jetpack accessory.


Match 22 of Round 1:

Salvatore Sincere

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/t/tombrandi/07.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Yet another ethnic stereotype invades WWF rings, this time as Sal Sincere teaches us all the true meaning of irony. See, kids, he's not really sincere at all!

vs

"The Natural" Butch Reed

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/butchreed/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Black man who dyed his hair blonde. Get it? He's NOT really Natural at all! Oh, the IRONY!

I vote for:

Max Moon (How could you even possibly vote for Martel after seeing that pic with the button?)
Butch Reed (I almost voted for Sincere until I read the Wrestlecrap thing and realized they thought they could get a dude over by just dyeing his hair.....now THAT'S crap!)

[JCR]

Moon and Reed

[goldfingerz]

Rick Martel was awesome, Max Moon on the other hand....I still remember the roman candle jetpacks, and the streamers. He jumped up the steps at the same time as the "jetpack" fired, and if you had a low enough IQ, you thought he was flying.

I don't know much about Butch Reed, but I KNOW Salvatore sucked, so I vote him.

[Frank the Tank]

Max Moon (I liked The Model as well)

Butch Reed (Sal's gimmick was so bad it became semi-entertaining)

[thedudeman69]

Moon

Reed

[sharkstank]

max moon
sal

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jackson13]

Originally posted by sharkstank
max moon
sal

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Ditto. WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO and all.

[TheAxeGrinder]

Max Moon (certainly not ribbed for our pleasure. Konnan was right to leave after this gimmick)

Salvatore (what the crap?)

[horrorfreak13]

Max Moon(WTF??)

Salvatore Sincere

[Damone]

Max
Sal


BTW....That Wrestling Eye Butch Reed pinup.....I think I had that issue!! :D

[Lord Raiden]

Max

Sal

[outsyder]

Moon

Sal

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 21: Max Moon wins it 12-0.
Match 22: The Sincere One wins it 8-4.

Match 23 of Round 1:

“The Narcissist” Lex Luger

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/l/lexluger/39.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Did you know that Lex Luger was in love with himself? Or that he had an unhealthy fascination with mirrors? Yup, it's true.

vs

The Lex Express

http://www.poprocksandcoke.com/img/20/lexexpress.jpg

Wrestlecrap: How do you get your new number one babyface over? You stick him on a bus and send him all over the country!


Match 24 of Round 1:

The Invasion

http://www.steveswrestling.com/logos/wwf/invasion01.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/a/alliance/16.jpg

Wrestlecrap: The war that fans longed for 20 years finally happens, as WCW invades the WWF - and gets totallyobliterated. The so-called "lost" Gooker 2001 winner, and one of the very few inductions that actually made RD angry! Tons more on this one in the upcoming Death of WCW book.

vs

Hawk Commits Suicide

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/roadwarriorhawk/04.jpg

Wrestlecrap; Road Warrior Hawk becomes a drug addict thanks to LOD newcomer Puke. Hawk decides that life just ain't worth living and climbs the Titantron to throw himself off. Yikes.

I vote for:

The Narcissist
The Invasion (Never has WWF dropped the ball so bad)

[brodeurnumber1]

Since I can't stand Lex and I hate both, it's extremely hard to choose, but I guess I'll choose The Shitty Narcissist.

The McMahon thing

[outsyder]

The Narcissist. The bus was more over than Luger.


Hawks suicide. At least with the Invasion, it was good seeing some of the wrestlers back on Tv.

[jackson13]

The Lex Express. (Never came anywhere near my town dammit)

Hawk's Suicide (no way in Hell will I vote for InVasion, I loved that whole thing and it was when I got mega-huge into wrestling, and I've been that way ever since)

[goldfingerz]

express and suicide

[Frank the Tank]

Lex Express

Hawk's Suicide (The Invasion really wasn't that bad.)

Is their anyway Heidenrape can get into this tourney? That angle with Michael Cole has to be the worst angle of the year by far.

[Mikey2Dope]

Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Is their anyway Heidenrape can get into this tourney? That angle with Michael Cole has to be the worst angle of the year by far.

Added 2 new matches with that angle being one of them.

[TheAxeGrinder]

Lex Express (This along with that crappy song that played during the segments pissed me off to no end)
Hawk's Suicide (at least with the Invasion angle the WWE didn't drop a broom from the Titantron)

[sharkstank]

lex express
hawk sucks, but imagine what the invasion couldve been
the invasion

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[brodeurnumber1]

I would concur to calling JBL's title reign Wrestlecrap. If he didn't have to face the blander than bland Taker every week, it could be interesting like when he was facing Eddie.

[Damone]

Lex Express
Hawk

[Frank the Tank]

Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
I would concur to calling JBL's title reign Wrestlecrap. If he didn't have to face the blander than bland Taker every week, it could be interesting like when he was facing Eddie.

As much as it pains me I have to agree with you. JBL has somewhat grown on me. He doesn't deserve the title at all though, but the character even though it rips off the Million Dollar Man isn't half bad. You should replace it with JBL's goosesteps though. That shit was uncalled for.

[Luke-Abbott]

Lex Express (I didn't mind the Narcissist gimmick, it was good for a heel)
Hawk's Suicide (I don't remember this, they actually killed Hawk off??!! Also, I thought the Invasion was ok).

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by sharkstank
lex express
hawk sucks, but imagine what the invasion couldve been
the invasion

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[goldfingerz]

Hawk's Suicide (I don't remember this, they actually killed Hawk off??!! Also, I thought the Invasion was ok).

As I recall it, they had Hawk climb on the titan tron, and reveal that Droz had been selling him pills or something, of course Hawk was all blitzed and fell of the back of the titan Tron......I think he was fine the next week.

[Lord Raiden]

Lex Express

Invasion

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 23: The Lex Express wins it 9-3.
Match 24: Hawk wins it 7-5.

Match 25 of Round 1:

Giant Gonzalez

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/g/giantgonzales/11.jpg

Wrestlecrap: The world's worst wrestler, El Gigante, now designed to look like Bigfoot.

vs

The Sisters of Love

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/h/headbangers/02.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Before they were the Headbangers, Mosh and Thrasher dressed as nuns under the tutelage of Brother Love. Luckily for the boys, this didn't last long. Unluckily, one would later become Beaver Cleavage.


Match 26 of Round 1:

Nailz

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/n/nailz/01.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/n/nailz/07.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Convict who was allegedly beat in prison by Big Bossman, and who also allegedly pummeled Vince McMahon behind the scenes.

vs

Jean Pierre Lafitte

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/p/pierreoulette/21.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. Quebecer Carl Oulette isn't a mountie, but rather an evil swashbuckler intent on stealing Bret Hart's bounty. Arrr, matey!

I vote for:

Giant Gonzalez (Quite possibly the worst wrestler ever)
Nailz (Just terrible and at least Lafitte had that great match with Bret Hart)

[outsyder]

Giant Gonzalez

Nailz. Pirates are just too damned funny. Especially French ones.

[Lord Raiden]

Giant G.

Nailz

[Rated R]

Originally posted by Raiden
Giant G.

Nailz

[Frank the Tank]

Gonzales
Pierre (C'mon, Nailz promos were so bad they were good.)

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by Raiden
Giant G.

Nailz

[brodeurnumber1]

El Gigante
Nailz

[jackson13]

Hey! The Taker/Gonzalez fued is CLASSIC! Plus, you just gotta give props to someone whos 8 feet fucking tall.

Sisters of Love

Jean Pierre

[Frank the Tank]

Originally posted by jackson13
Hey! The Taker/Gonzalez fued is CLASSIC! Plus, you just gotta give props to someone whos 8 feet fucking tall.



Please tell me that's sarcasm. I know you like big guys, but their match at Wrestlemania 9 is IMO one of the five worst matches ever. SummerSlam really isn't any better. The whole airbrushed suit was ridiculous. I guess the whole 8 foot tall thing was cool, but it limited him. He could barely move in their. He looked like his legs were going to break with each move he'd do. Plus, he honestly is the worst active wrestler to wrestle.

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Please tell me that's sarcasm. I know you like big guys, but their match at Wrestlemania 9 is IMO one of the five worst matches ever. SummerSlam really isn't any better. The whole airbrushed suit was ridiculous. I guess the whole 8 foot tall thing was cool, but it limited him. He could barely move in their. He looked like his legs were going to break with each move he'd do. Plus, he honestly is the worst active wrestler to wrestle.

And he had an airbrushed asscrack....................

(Sorry, just had to say that)

[goldfingerz]

Im sorry, I cant vote against the giant, I love his costume more than any children I might someday bare with my ample loins. I's like the did that surgery from that movie "face of", putting the giants head on my body. And besides, wrestling nuns? vince and brother love must have been huffing pcp's when they came up with that one.

Lets see, I dont' remeber much about nails or the pirate, but if I was gonna vote a better gimmick, it would be the prisoner comming back for revenge....but the fact that he has neglected to change his prison uniform from the olden days.....hell, odn't they make you take that off before they let you go?

[sharkstank]

gonzalas
nailz

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jackson13]

Frank, the fued being classic comment was sarcasm. The rest wasn't. I do like the big guys, and a 8 foot tall mexican.....no way am I gonna say no to that. Thats just freakin cool.

Plus, The Nuns were/are extremely stupid and lame. Gonzalez, when he wasnt wrestling, and not in that damn suit, is pretty neat to look at and think "Christ that bastards tall!" I wonder what its like to be that tall? I'm 6'4'' and have problems like getting in cars and standing upright in basements. That guy is almost 2 feet taller than me. 2 FEET! It's nuts!

[TheAxeGrinder]

Giant Gonzalez (resorting to chloroform to end a match? Try watching your own damn match!)

Nailz (Even the Warrior didn't want to job to him)

[Damone]

This is a tough one but....

Sisters
Lafitte

[horrorfreak13]

Sisters
Nailz

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by jackson13
Frank, the fued being classic comment was sarcasm. The rest wasn't. I do like the big guys, and a 8 foot tall mexican.....no way am I gonna say no to that. Thats just freakin cool.

Plus, The Nuns were/are extremely stupid and lame. Gonzalez, when he wasnt wrestling, and not in that damn suit, is pretty neat to look at and think "Christ that bastards tall!" I wonder what its like to be that tall? I'm 6'4'' and have problems like getting in cars and standing upright in basements. That guy is almost 2 feet taller than me. 2 FEET! It's nuts!

All he was, was tall. He had no skill, he was boring on the mic, he had zero ring prescence or charisma, nadda. He didn't belong in a wrestling ring. Tall doesn't cut it.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
All he was, was tall. He had no skill, he was boring on the mic, he had zero ring prescence or charisma, nadda. He didn't belong in a wrestling ring. Tall doesn't cut it.


I never said the guy had skill or talent. I didnt vote for him simply because he's a real life giant and to me thats cool. The sisters got my vote cause, come on, they sucked.

People have voted for worse things in other tournaments, why make a big deal cause I'm one of 3 people that didnt vote for Gonzalez?

[Frank the Tank]

Originally posted by jackson13
I never said the guy had skill or talent. I didnt vote for him simply because he's a real life giant and to me thats cool. The sisters got my vote cause, come on, they sucked.


I never really got to see The Sisters in Action. Did they ever appear on Raw? or were they a Shotgun Saturday Night exclusive. Oh, and thank god for that being sarcasm.

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 25: Giant Gonzalez wins it 9-4.
Match 26: Nailz wins it 9-4.

Match 27 of Round 1:

Jimmy Jack Funk

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/j/jessebarr/02.jpg

Wrestlecrap: The long lost Funk brother who wore a Lone Ranger mask and rang a cowbell. No wonder Terry left the company so damn quick.

vs

Dink The Clown

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/doink/09.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Doink's friendly Mini Me. Please note that the original evil Doink was an AWESOME character, and would never be inducted into WrestleCrap, but once he was made a good guy and given a half-sized clone, it was all over.


Match 28 of Round 1:

Matilda

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/britishbulldogs/05.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/dynamitekid/08.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Let's see...we have two of the greatest technical wrestlers on the planet. How can we ruin them? I know - let's give them a dog to walk to the ring, and then have the dog stolen!

vs

Frenchy Martin

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/f/frenchymartin/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Evil monocle-wearing French Canadian whose motto was that "USA is Not OK!"

I vote for:

Dink The Clown (the downfall of Doink)
Matilda (Frenchy was so bad it was good)

[Damone]

Dink (by a SMALL margin...HA!)
Matilda

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by jackson13
I never said the guy had skill or talent. I didnt vote for him simply because he's a real life giant and to me thats cool. The sisters got my vote cause, come on, they sucked.

People have voted for worse things in other tournaments, why make a big deal cause I'm one of 3 people that didnt vote for Gonzalez?

I was just pointing out things, It doesn't matter if you voted for The Sisters or Gonzalez.

Jimmy Jack Funk(Midgit Clowns= Ratings)
Matilda

[Lord Raiden]

Jimmy Jack Funk

Frenchy Martin

[Frank the Tank]

Dink (Whoever wasn't down with Jimmy Jack had to be whack.)

Matilda (Neither really bothered me though.)

[outsyder]

Dink
Matilda

[thedudeman69]

Dink

Matilda

[jackson13]

Jimmy Jack (I remember when I was young I'd watch Wrestlemania 10 with my cousin and LOVE the Doink/Dink vs. Luna/BamBam match. Then I discovered good wrestling like Bret vs. Owen and The IC Title Ladder match)

Frenchy

[Frank the Tank]

Originally posted by jackson13
Jimmy Jack (I remember when I was young I'd watch Wrestlemania 10 with my cousin and LOVE the Doink/Dink vs. Luna/BamBam match. Then I discovered good wrestling like Bret vs. Owen and The IC Title Ladder match)



Watching it ten years later that match is still strangely entertaining in a markish sort of way. I wanted Bigelow to squash that little fucker so bad when I was 6 or 7.

[goldfingerz]

Dink..... how about an angle where MOM, and various other garbage wrestlers dress as clowns, then, lets have Lord Alfred Hayes, or whoever the hell was in charge at the time, ban any other Doinks, even the cone midgets of Dink...but thank god we got to keep one midget, cause nothings funnier than watching him run between peoples legs 5 or 10 times a match.



And what can I say, "theres no canada like french canada, it's the best canada in the land. And if you ever came down to French canada....something something, I forget how the rest of that song goes, I hate anything east of Ontario in this country, let Frenchie advance.

[sharkstank]

dink
frenchy

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[urs74]

Jimmy Jack Funk

Frenchy Martin ( The bulldogs are my favortie all time tag team which I also loved Matilda and hope to own a Matilda of my own someday well bulldog.)

[horrorfreak13]

Jimmy Jack Funk

Matilda

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 27: Dink wins it 7-5.
Match 28: Matilda wins it 7-5.

Match 29 of Round 1:

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/dukedroese/04.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Fan friendly garbage man from Mt. Trashmore. Next!

vs

Outback Jack

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/o/outbackjack/07.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Friendly Aussie that hung out with aboriginies and drank beer with cows. Hyped for nearly six months before finally making his first WWF appearance; disappeared approximately 1.3 seconds later.


Match 30 of Round 1:

The Gang Warz

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/n/nod/03.jpg http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/l/losboricuas/02.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/doa/02.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Puerto Ricans, blacks, and white redneck bikers beat the crap out of each other to the delight of no one.

vs

The Oddities

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/h/humanoddities/05.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Sideshow freaks lead to the ring by the Insane Clown Posse. Giant Silva actually became only the world's second worst wrestler, thanks largely to John Tenta's best efforts.

I vote for:

Duke Droese (only cause I can't remember ever seeing Outback Jack in action but boy does he look terrible)
The Gang Warz

[thedudeman69]

Dumpster

Gang Warz

[Lord Raiden]

Dumpster

Da Gangs

[sharkstank]

jack
oddities

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Frank the Tank]

Outback Jack

Gang Warz

[Damone]

Outback Jack
Oddities

[jackson13]

Originally posted by Mikey2Dope
Giant Silva actually became only the world's second worst wrestler, thanks largely to John Tenta's best efforts.



I KNEW that was Earthquake! Everytime the Oddities were on tv I'd tell my friends "You know Golga is Earthquake, right?" And everytime I'd get "Dude, no its not, its someone new". Makes me feel special to know I was right all along.

My votes:

Outback Jack (A guy that wears a back brace, overalls and carries a trash can to the ring? "Thats gold Jerry, GOLD!")

Gang Warz (I actually loved the Oddities, its sad).

[horrorfreak13]

Outback Jack(don't remember him it's probably better that way)

Gang Wars(Golga was Earthquake cool!)

[goldfingerz]

The Dumpster. I wonder if he's still living in Mt. Trashmore after his career went down in flames....and am I wrong, or is he taking a shit in that garbage can? Looks like he's having a little trouble with it.


The Gang Warz, fuck, look at that pic of Savios gang......as if those chicks arent his Mom and little sister, look at the lady in the front seat...what the fuck?

[outsyder]

Outback Jack

The Gang Warz, which gave birth the the NOD, which DX made a legendary parody of.

"

[brodeurnumber1]

Outback Jack(Droese= guilty pleasure)
Gang Warz(Cartman doll= awesome, plus they had the great Tenta)

[TheAxeGrinder]

Outback Jack (where's Paul Hogan when you need him?)

Gang Warz (nothing like a little racism for crappy wrestling)

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 29: Outback Jack wins it 8-4.
Match 30: The Gang Warz win it 10-2.

Match 31 of Round 1:

Adam Bomb

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/bryanclarke/09.jpg http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/bryanclarke/07.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Following a nuclear meldown, mild mannered Bryan Clark becomes the Creation of Devastation!

vs

Saba Simba

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/t/tonyatlas/09.jpg

Wrestlecrap: A down on his luck Tony Atlas is given a job by the WWF in which he portrays an African warrior, complete with spear. Fortunately, the watermelon was nixed at the last second.


Match 32 of Round 1:

Katie Vick

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/5803/kaneah.jpg http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/8/katievick3.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Just what pro wrestling needed: NECROPHILIA! Winner of the 2002 Gooker Award.

vs

Bertha Faye

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/rhondasingh/03.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Talented woman's grappler Rhonda Singh is stuffed in a pair of fishnet stockings and becomes the queen of the trailer park.

I vote for:

Saba Simba
Katie Vick (which I have a feeling will be in the Finals)

[jackson13]

Saba Simba (Adam Bomb was cool in my book)

Katie Vick (albiet one of the funniest moments ever on Raw, H in a Kane mask getting it on with a blow-up doll thats supposed to be a dead cheerleader.)

[outsyder]

Wrath
Katie Vick, which will win it all.

[thedudeman69]

Simba
Vick

[urs74]

Saba Simba

Katie Vick ( I was so ashamed I liked wrestling when this shit happened)

[sharkstank]

saba
katie vick (i LOVED IT when kane was elling the story of how she died. jesus that was gold)

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lord Raiden]

Saba Simba

Katie Vick

[Rated R]

Saba Simba
Katie Vick

[horrorfreak13]

Saba Simba
Katie Vick

[Damone]

Saba Simba (or course SIMBA actually stood for See I'm Makin' Bucks Again)
Katie Vick

[goldfingerz]

Saba Simba (Or for Vince it stood for Steryotypes I Milk, Black Africans)

Katie Vick......someone should keep a close eye on the writer who came up with that whole angle.

[Luke-Abbott]

I actually liked Adam Bomb in my youth and don't remember a thing about Bertha, so...

Saba Simba
Katie Vick

[Mikey2Dope]

Originally posted by jackson13
Katie Vick (albiet one of the funniest moments ever on Raw, H in a Kane mask getting it on with a blow-up doll thats supposed to be a dead cheerleader.)

That was the only think that made laugh when H dressed as Kane started arguing with the doll in the coffin - "Yes you did.....yes.....no.....no.....no"

Match 31: Saba Simba wins it 11-0.
Match 32: Da Vicksta wins it 11-0.

Match 33 of Round 1:

Justin Hawk Bradshaw

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/bradshaw/04.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Yet another stupid cowboy gimmick, this time with the APA's Bradshaw wearing the chaps.

vs

Dusty Rhodes: The WWF years

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/dustyrhodes/17.jpg

Wrestlecrap: An NWA legend becomes Vince McMahon's human joke butt. Gotta love those polka dots!


Match 34 of Round 1:

The Undertaker Resurrection

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/u/undertaker/07.jpg

Wrestlecrap: During a casket match at Royal Rumble 94, the evil Yokozuna stuffs the Undertaker in a coffin with the help of 43 men. He would later be reborn, however, and float up to heaven in a scene that everyone watching would like to forget.

vs

The Val Venis Castration

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/k/kaientai/11.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Evil Wally Yamaguchi decides to deal with his wife's infidelity the old fashioned way: by chopping off the weiner of her porn star boyfriend!

I vote for:

Bradshaw (Cowboys suck and Dusty's Theme ruled)
The Undertaker Resurrection (Easily one of the dumbest things I have ever witnessed as a wrestling fan. I still find it absolutely hilarious that they revealed that John Wayne Bobbit was the one who saved Val Venis......WTF????)

[TheAxeGrinder]

Bradshaw (just another example of why he shouldn't have the strap)
Undertaker resurrection (even having Ted Dibiase come back for this angle couldn't save it)

[jackson13]

Bradshaw

"I choppy choppy your pee-pee!"

[horrorfreak13]

Bradshaw
Val Venis

[outsyder]

Bradshaw
The Resurrection, even if it was pretty sweet when he popped his eyes open. Of course, the floating up to heaven bit is just retarded.

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by outsyder

Katie Vick, which will win it all.

Giant Gonzalez disagrees with you.

Vince's human joke.
Castaration(I laughed at the Undertaker Resurrection bit, this I did not).

[Damone]

Bradshaw
Undertaker

[Frank the Tank]

Bradshaw (Although the Dusty picture is really disturbing.)



Ressurection

[jackson13]

I gotta say, I dont remember the Taker Resurrection, at all.

Anyone else disturbed that Funaki has his hand on Val's ass in that pic?

Also, and this is just me asking, but I noticed that we are 6 pages into this already, and only halfway through round 1. Could we maybe do matches 3 or 4 at a time and speed things up?

[HannibalGuy]

Dusty Rhodes (Bradshaw was always cool ;)
"Choppy choppy your pee pee!''

[Frank the Tank]

Originally posted by HannibalGuy
Dusty Rhodes (Bradshaw was always cool ;)


C'mon no one is as cool as Dusty in that pic. Not even Snitsky:p

[urs74]

Dusty in Polka Dots (shudders)

The Ressurection (choppy choppy had me craking up and Yamawhatever his name was wife was hot!)

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by jackson13
Bradshaw

"I choppy choppy your pee-pee!"

[Lord Raiden]

"Doo doo is good for me. And doo doo is good for you!" ;) :p

Val Venis Everything about this character sucked big hairy donkey balls.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by Frank the Tank
C'mon no one is as cool as Dusty in that pic. Not even Snitsky:p


BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!

[sharkstank]

bradshaw
castration

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[goldfingerz]

Bradshaw....I fucking hate cowboys.

Reserection. I miss those ol Kai n Tai'ers

[Mikey2Dope]

Bradshaw is up 10-4.
Resurrection and Castration are tied at 7.

Next vote wins.

[urs74]

Originally posted by goldfingerz
I miss those ol Kai n Tai'ers

INDEED

[Rated R]

Dusty(Not that it matters)

Resurrection

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 33: Bradshaw wins it 10-5.
Match 34: The Resurrection wins it 8-7.

Match 35 of Round 1:

Ted Arcidi

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/t/tedarcidi/01.jpg

Wrestlecrap: World' Strongest Man who moved with all the speed of a tectonic plate.

vs

Issac Yankem, DDS

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/k/kane/30.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Wrestling dentist with bad teeth. Need I say more?


Match 36 of Round 1:

Mae Young

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/m/maeyoung/05.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Role model to horny seniors the world over, Mae strips naked and gives birth to a hand. As hilarious as it sounds (which is to say not at all).

vs

Hulk Hogan's Rock n' Wrestling

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/c/cartoon/hogan.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Cartoon show starring Hogan, Roddy Piper, Iron Shiek, and countless other stars of the mid 80's WWF. Proof that anyone could get a cartoon in the mid 80's.

I vote for:

Issac Yankem
Mae Young (Some of my worst wrestling memories come from this woman)

[Damone]

Issac Yankem (I always thought Ted Arcidi was kinda cool)
Hogan (I had to filp a coin on this one)

[brodeurnumber1]

Mark Henry........Errr Ted Arici
Mae Young(I quite liked the cartoon)

[outsyder]

The Dentist
The Old Whore

[thedudeman69]

Issac
Mae

[Frank the Tank]

D.D.S.

Mae by Far!!!!! (I love the cartoon, and Mae young has been apart of the worst WWE/WWF Tv of the decade so far.)

[sharkstank]

isaac
mae

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[brodeurnumber1]

Originally posted by Frank the Tank


Mae by Far!!!!! (I love the cartoon, and Mae young has been apart of the worst WWE/WWF Tv of the decade so far.)

Thank you. They should release them on DVD, it was too good.

[jackson13]

Ted (Issac is Kane damn it! Kane rules!)

Mae (ugh, gross)

[horrorfreak13]

Ted

Mae(tries not to remember Royal Rumble 2000)

[goldfingerz]

I wish Glen Jacobs was a real dentist, so he could take that up full time, and I'd never have to see his ugly mug again.

Mae Young...................The Hand with the chucks of.....stuff, the sound effects, I wasnt right for months after I saw that whole labor thing. Mark Henry probablly has post mae young syndrome, dud probablly has the weakest bowels in the world, just shitting all the time when he thinks of it.

[Lord Raiden]

DDS

Mae

[TheAxeGrinder]

Kane

Mae Young (oh how the mighty have fallen)

[Mikey2Dope]

Match 35: Yankem wins it 9-3.
Match 36: Mae Young wins it 11-1.

Match 37 of Round 1:

The Berzerker

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/j/johnnord/02.jpg http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/j/johnnord/03.jpg

Wrestlecrap: John Nord puts on wacky viking helmet and swings a sword at his enemies.

vs

Rocco

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/p/paulellering/02.jpg

Wrestlecrap: In the early 90's, the Legion of Doom was stuck in a rut. Thankfully, Vince had the cure: a wooden puppet named Rocco!


Match 38 of Round 1:

Papa Shango

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/g/godfather/16.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Voodoo master who hexed Gene Okerlund and caused Ultimate Warrior to vomit on WWF TV.

vs

Naked Mideon

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/dennisknight/11.jpg

Wrestlecrap: Just what the world was waiting for: a nude male wrestler!

I vote for:

Rocco
Naked Mideon

[outsyder]

Oddjob and the Viking.
*shudder* Naked Mideon.

[TheAxeGrinder]

Berzerker (I feel sorry for Mr. Fuji)
Naked Mideon (anyone who makes the Warrior puke is a-okay in my book)

[Raw Chili]

Rocco
Naked Mideon

[thedudeman69]

Rocco
the naked guy

[Frank the Tank]

Berzerker (Because Huss is a great word, and if it wasn't for his gimmick "The Barbaric Berzerker" Jimmy Jacobs wouldn't exist. Jacobs is a really scrawny short guy built kind of like someone like Nunzio and he wears Furry Boots and yells Huss all the time like the Berzerker)

Naked Mideon (Papa Shango used to scare the shit out of me as a kid)

[sharkstank]

rocco
mideon

WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[urs74]

Rocco

Naked Mideon

[jackson13]

Clerks quote: "Would you like to suck my cock, Berzerker! Would you like to make some fuck, Berzerker!"

Naked Mideon


Speaking of which, my suck ass job requires me to get up at 430 in the morning on Saturdays. Last Saturday, I turned on the tv before work and stumbled across IWA wrestling (International Wrestling Alliance, I think) and who do I see? Dennis Knight aka Mideon. He was tag-teaming with someone and was using the name Tex something. It was a shitty match by the way too.

[brodeurnumber1]

Berzerker!!!!!!!!!!(how can you not like the dummy?)
Naked Mideon

[Lord Raiden]

Mr. Huss Huss

Ugly Naked Guy

[Damone]

Rocco
Naked Mideon



Originally posted by jackson13
He was tag-teaming with someone and was using the name Tex something. It was a shitty match by the way too.

Didn't he go by the name "Tex Slazenger" in WCW many moons ago? I can't remember if it was him or the other Godwin.

[Rated R]

Rocco
Naked Mideon

[horrorfreak13]

Rocco
Mideon

[goldfingerz]

For sure Rocco, theres now way you can tell me you didn't love that Gimmick. A retarded Viking, 1000 years after the last viking disapeared, they should have thrown in a time travel gimmick. Now thats entertainment.

An of course Middeon, Papa Shango was fully awesome. The warrior met his match, and his match was voodoo!

[starcat]

rocco...i loved the berzerker, he always made me laugh

naked mideon, papa shango was da bomb