for only $24.95 read a letter from Britney!

[sharkstank]

While she's not getting married, or honeymooning at Madonna's home, Britney Spears has been busy writing a letter to her fans. Fans can read the letter, which will be posted to her web site, for only $24.98.

Apparently the letter will set the record straight on whether or not she's pregnant. She's calling it "The Letter of Truth: I Hope You Can Handle It" and says that this "life-changing" letter took her a week to write. "I owe it to my fans, they need to read it," she said. "It will explain any questions they have ever had, it will explain everything."

Credit: MTV.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yup, she owes it to her fans. just pay the charge first :D

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NuclearMisfit]

Fuck that, if shes pregnant shell be showing soon so it doesnt matter.

[kungfuchris]

whats next she gonna sell pieces of her shit for 5 dollars a piece?

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by kungfuchris
whats next she gonna sell pieces of her shit for 5 dollars a piece?

That i would buy, so i can throw it at her.

[flowrchild]

For the low low price of only $24.98, can I drop kick her self-important ass to the curb?

I mean, really.

[JCR]

Surely the slight flaw in that plan is that the 1st person who reads it will leak it and it'll be on every internet site that gives a damn 5 minutes later?

[MacReady]

Originally posted by JCR
Surely the slight flaw in that plan is that the 1st person who reads it will leak it and it'll be on every internet site that gives a damn 5 minutes later?

true, but everybody gonna wanna know. If I was the guy who owned it I wouldn't show it anybody else unless money was involved.

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
That i would buy, so i can throw it at her.

LOL!

[NuclearMisfit]

I figured out her big suprise in her letter, shes actually married to singer Jamiroquai

http://www.clickbritney.com/data/media/499/wedding-030.jpg
http://www.gossipnews.it/images2/jamiroquai.jpg

[jeo4]

When will this fucking untalented skanky slut just begging for media attention get the fuck off my TV, out of magazines, out of the tabloids and anywhere else so I can once again enjoy a Britney-free life?! And who the hell does she think she is hawking a letter to fans for a whopping $25??! I say fuck her. She's not attractive. She's both a media whore and a boy-toy slut. Her music sucks, she has no style, and she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. I hate her.

[blankpage]

And for $25, I'd give a shit.

[-THRILLTHRIFT->]

funny!!!
a 5$ whore sellin a 25$ letter!!!:D

[Jas]

I think we should get 25$ for each rumour/story we've read about her...


Me not like her.

[darchangel]

Originally posted by Jason_fan 1



Me not like her.



me like Jas. give breasty hug. breasty hug gooooood.



Rockin' Like Dokken

~darchangel~

[NuclearMisfit]

Why is everytime i see a picture of her wedding day shes all on someone like a filthy whore, wait a second she is a filthy whore!?!?!

p.s im just trying as hard as i can to get a hug from darkangel :p

[Jas]

Originally posted by darchangel
me like Jas. give breasty hug. breasty hug gooooood.




Me like darchy. Me like darchy too much. Me go to bathroom.



Too much? :D

[Psychocandy]

That's right you dumb bitch...fleece your fucking fans. I hate it when people who already have more money than any single person could require even if they were to live a hundred lifetimes start asking silly money for bullshit like this. They do say that a fool and his/her money are easily parted. Can't be true though...she'd be broke if it were. This shit really gets me angry (breaks a pencil).

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
That's right you dumb bitch...fleece your fucking fans. I hate it when people who already have more money than any single person could require even if they were to live a hundred lifetimes start asking silly money for bullshit like this. They do say that a fool and his/her money are easily parted. Can't be true though...she'd be broke if it were. This shit really gets me angry (breaks a pencil).

Agreed. 24.95 to join Britneys Fan Club, which is bullshit because her worth is 1 cent to me. My thoughts is shes desperate for money and her funds are dwindling, from what i remember she had to borrow money from her fucking bodyguard when her credit card was declined a while back (according to E!s the fantastic life of Britney Spears).

I still dont believe its Britney writting the letter, because you can be anyone on the internet and if anyone believes this shit then they really need help.

[darchangel]

Originally posted by sharkstank
While she's not getting married, or honeymooning at Madonna's home, Britney Spears has been busy writing a letter to her fans.


wait wait...


Britney can WRITE???


Originally posted by NuclearMisfit

p.s im just trying as hard as i can to get a hug from darkangel :p



done, baby! <breasty hugs NuclearMisfit>



Rockin' Like Dokken

~darchangel~

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by darchangel
wait wait...


Britney can WRITE???

Dontcha know Britneys hooked on phonics, either that or crack.

[sugartush]

Has anything come to puruse this "so-called later" yet?

[AJAX]

Only $24.95?