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-THRILLTHRIFT->
10-08-2004, 08:24 AM
if u're here for looking for an interesting article,i politely request u to hit the 'back' button on your browser this moment.but if u have lost hope in humanity(as i have)and have decided that nothin can possibly be done bout these dumb 'hot' blondes(a.k.a stupid simpsons),move on,and u'll find that the following article is...well,stupid but quite funny!

Jessica Simpson's Lickable Fragrances Won't Get In The Way Of A Perky Butt

http://www.celeb-galleries.com/celebs/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson08.jpg


"I'm trying to get my butt perky. I have a white-girl bootie, so I'm doing all my squats to get some junk in my trunk." — Jessica Simpson



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NEW YORK — Though she doesn't really need to, Jessica Simpson is counting calories for her two latest projects. The singer introduced her new line of lickable fragrance products this week, and she's also become a workout fiend to prepare for her upcoming feature-film debut.

At the Rockefeller Center Sephora on Tuesday, Simpson said that she co-created Taste, the latest offshoot of her Dessert body-care line, to smell and taste like her favorite smells of childhood — especially the cake batter in the kitchen that signaled something tasty and decadent was on the way.

The newest scent, Delicious, is a combination of Tahitian vanilla, white chocolate, apricot, coconut and honey — it smells a bit more like food than fragrance. That's intentional, Simpson said, so that the product could be interactive. Sephora staffers made the point by shooting Taste's whipped body cream into people's hands, loading them with sprinkles, and encouraging them to taste away.

"It's low-calorie," Simpson said. "It's like having dessert without the calories, so if you're on a diet, it's a good thing to just kind of lick off every now and then. Or have someone else do it — that's even better" (see "Nick Lachey Likely To Start Kissing Jessica Simpson's Tummy More" (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1484357/01142004/simpson_jessica.jhtml) ).


Luckily for Simpson, all the taste-testing she did with husband Nick Lachey to determine which flavors and fragrances work best didn't put a dent in her other project: preparing to squeeze into Daisy Duke's hot pants for the big-screen remake of "The Dukes of Hazzard" (see "Jessica Simpson Scores Daisy Duke Role"). Besides working on thickening her Southern accent with the aid of best friend Casey Cobb, Simpson said she's now spending two and a half hours a day to get her butt in gear.

"I'm trying to get my butt perky, and I'm trying to actually get a butt," she said. "I have a white-girl bootie, so I'm doing all my squats to lift it a little bit and get some junk in my trunk."

Meanwhile, Simpson has also recorded two duets with Lachey recently, one for the special-edition DVD of Disney's "Aladdin," which was released on Tuesday ("A Whole New World") and another for her forthcoming Christmas album, due November 23 ("Baby It's Cold Outside").

"We both love those songs so much," she said. "We're very excited about the Christmas song, because that's an old Dean Martin song. It's a classic, fun, flirtatious song to do together."



—Jennifer Vineyard




source:mtv.com
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1491980/20041005/simpson_jessica.jhtml?headlines=true

-THRILLTHRIFT->
10-08-2004, 08:42 AM
reasons as to why i did not like the article and found it stupid:-

reezon[1]its bout jessica simpson.

(i do find her very attractive,but i prefer seein pics to readin articles,although im not sure y i read this one!maybe cuz her butt was the subject!)

reezon[2]no matter how much i like her body,i luv movies more.therefore,i cannot digest the fact that she is gonna come on screen.

reezon[3]"dukes of the hazzards" or wateva its called is not a porn movie.

reezon[4](quite contradictory to wat a fellow-schmoe had mentioned earlier)it certainly does not seem like DDDICK lachey is breakin up with her!!!!!!!ESPECIALLY SINCE THT BSTRD IS LICKIN THT LICKABLE SHIT OFF HER BELLY-BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*heavy breathin*

k!i need to relax!!!

Mentiroso
10-08-2004, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by -THRILLTHRIFT->
reasons as to why i did not like the article and found it stupid:-

reezon[1]its bout jessica simpson.

(i do find her very attractive,but i prefer seein pics to readin articles,although im not sure y i read this one!maybe cuz her butt was the subject!)

reezon[2]no matter how much i like her body,i luv movies more.therefore,i cannot digest the fact that she is gonna come on screen.

reezon[3]"dukes of the hazzards" or wateva its called is not a porn movie.

reezon[4](quite contradictory to wat a fellow-schmoe had mentioned earlier)it certainly does not seem like DDDICK lachey is breakin up with her!!!!!!!ESPECIALLY SINCE THT BSTRD IS LICKIN THT LICKABLE SHIT OFF HER BELLY-BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*heavy breathin*

k!i need to relax!!!



Are you 12? Or do you just go out of your way to type like a 12 yr old?

-THRILLTHRIFT->
10-08-2004, 08:56 AM
well,im not 12.but i think i did go outta the way.cant help it dude.

anyways,fuk my typin!!
i think it'd be better ifya talk bout the article!

jeo4
10-08-2004, 10:14 AM
She's hot...just really stupid. I'm not at all a fan of her music, but from where I'm sitting, her ass is fine to me.

Pain In Da Azz
10-08-2004, 10:54 AM
this is one white girl that will be just as lickable with or without a bootie so to speak. ;)

Cunning Visions
10-08-2004, 01:15 PM
She shouldn't worry so much. When it comes to Jessica Simpson, I like to concentrate on her frontside more than her back. :D

But if she's interested in improving her booty, I think I can help her out. I'd be more than happy to give her my special "sausage diet". It will help round that booty out. Also it will fill her up big time...because I have the BIG sausage!! ;)







http://www.bearsdencross.co.uk/interest/People%20photos/ian_jeen_+_sausage_5704.jpg

You see? Wait...what did you guys think I meant?? WHAT?!! Oh man...you're such pervs! Get your minds out of the gutter jeez. :mad: :p

EBastard
10-08-2004, 10:17 PM
IMO, I think a lot of white girls are starting to get that Black girl's booty whether they're trying to get one or not.

I especially see it forming a lot with the girls where I live, as a matter of fact, probably 80% of the white chicks between 18 and 24 here have black girl's booty syndrome. I hate to be the one to say it too...but it's almost like an epidemic. And with them constantly bending over in their short skirts...it only makes their case worse.

BTW, in case anybody's interested in knowing, I live in San Diego, California, where the last good things left in this city are Comic-Con, the weather, and of course, the women. Nuff said.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS.

Cunning Visions
10-08-2004, 11:19 PM
http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/03_12/jessica_simpson_nipple_slip.jpg

Why did I post this pic?...no reason. :D

-THRILLTHRIFT->
10-09-2004, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Cunning Visions
http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/03_12/jessica_simpson_nipple_slip.jpg

Why did I post this pic?...no reason. :D

LMAO!no one's complainin CV...

all i wanna say is thankyou4 the pic!

sharkstank
10-09-2004, 04:31 PM
yes, thank u

id take her with or without the booty..and eb, im off to san diego :D

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pain In Da Azz
10-11-2004, 12:23 PM
did u say san diego? well.....i dont think those are women you are looking at homey, lmao!

http://www.debradavis.org/gecpage/photos/DebraDavis1_04.jpg

Pain In Da Azz
10-11-2004, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Cunning Visions
http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/03_12/jessica_simpson_nipple_slip.jpg

Why did I post this pic?...no reason. :D

now THAT is a woman!!!! :eek: :D

James Logan
10-13-2004, 09:11 AM
"Perky" or not, I'd fuck that butt.

Twice.

A day.

;)