Best Lines/Dialogue from 2004 (so far...)

[edonline]

May absolute favorite line so far from 2004...

"Let's go sexin'!" Ray-Ray (Johnny Knoxville), A Dirty Shame

[Squid Vicious]

From Spider-Man 2:

Peter: Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.

J. Jonah Jameson: Awww. Miss Brant?

Miss Brant: Yes?

J. Jonah Jameson: Get me a violin.

[syxxpac]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once -- shame on -- shame on you. You fool me......you can't get fooled again."

-> Dubya, Fahrenheit 9/11

Sigh.

[Tayzlor]

You're the alligator?
Garden State

[Jamesadin]

*Coughs loudly*
Sorry, im allergic to bullshit.

-I, Robot

[outsyder]

"You promise you won't tell anyone?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Get in the fucking car."

and

"Guy gets on the MTA here in L.A. and dies; think anyone will notice?"



Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx in Collateral.

[ChemicalRomance]

"Here at Global-Gym we're better than you...AND WE KNOW IT!"

-Dodgeball

[Gone in 60sec]

Collateral has some good ones. Fav movie so far for 04
10/10


Max : Hey! Hey, he fell on the cab! I think he's dead
Vincent : Good guess.
Max : You... you killed him?
Vincent : No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.


Vincent: Good News
Max: What
Vincent: Were ahead of schedule.

[GoldenGhost]

"My God, there's people coming out of your butt"

Joel : I don't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine : But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me.
Joel : Okay.
Clementine : Okay.
Joel : Okay.

(Loved that!)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt"
Kill Bill, Vol.2

Vincent : You promise not to tell anybody right?
Max : Yeah, yeah...promise.
Vincent : Get in the fucking car.
Collateral

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Shaun of the Dead

[Hannibal21]

"No, you're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt."

"Now you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word, "gargatuan"...I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite."

"Right at this moment, the biggest 'R' I feel is "regret". Regret....that maybe, the greatest warrior I have ever met, met her end at the hands of a bush wackin', scrub, elky piece of shit like you. That woman deserve better."

"She must suffer to her last breath."

"Bitch, you don't have a future."

Kill Bill: Vol. 2

"There's a family with kids. Do the kids and make the mother watch. Tell her you'll stop if she can hold back her tears. I owe her that."

Dogville

"Find him.....or I'll peel the flesh off her bones."

Spider-Man 2

More later.....

[Scarface98.9]

Kill Bill Volume 2
"No, you're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt."

Shrek 2
Knight: "Sir, we found catnip."

Collateral
"Think anyone'll notice?"

Mean Girls
Anything Tim Meadows says (I never thought I'd say that)

[chinton]

too many qoutes of Kill Bill vol. 2 that I cant remeber or ahve already been qouted. Second best movie of the year.


There are so many from the bes t movie of the year Shaun Of The Dead.



my favorite line of the year being something like:


"Ill just run it under the tap." referring to his gaping wound.

[syxxpac]

Budd: "You're tellin' me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards...before she got to O-Ren?"
Bill: "Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em. They just called themselves the 'Crazy 88'."
Budd: "How come?"
Bill: "I dunno. I guess they thought it sounded cool."

Budd: "I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill........If she wants to fight with me, all she's got to do is come down to the club and start some shit, and we'll be in a fight."

Larry Gomez: "What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole right here? *points to elbow* Well guess what Buddy?.... I think....that you just fucking convinced me."

Budd: "Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch."

Ernie: "Whoa! Look at those eyes! This bitch is furious!"

I'll second Kill Bill: Vol. 2's quotability.

[Jerk Shapiro]

Matthew: "I'm tellin' ya, I don't know who she is...but she's like an angel."

Eli: "So'd ya' bang her?"

Matthew: "Oh yeah, yeah. I banged her."



The Girl Next Door

[ANavissi500]

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Grace - There's a family with kids. Do the kids and make the mother watch. Tell her you'll stop if she can hold back her tears. I owe her that. ~~~ Dogville


Andrew Largeman - You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff that idea of home is gone.
Sam - I still feel at home in my house.
Andrew Largeman - You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this right of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for your kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place. ~~~ Garden State


Elder Aaron Davis - I didn't come to unload on you.
Lila - You gave me the opportunity once. Let me return the favor.
Elder Aaron Davis - All right after we met, I was sent home and excommunicated from my church... for being gay.
Lila - Your church doesn't like alcohol or homosexuals. Hmm... Well, I definitely won't be joining. Can't imagine heaven without both. ~~~ Latter Days

Elder Farron Davis - This isn't easy for me Aaron. But in light of your abnormal and abominable state, and your refusal to see that you've been duped into some hogwash alternative lifestyle. I wish my shame was enough for the both of us. Not to mention the shame you've brought to our church, our family, our ancestors...
Elder Aaron Davis - Wait a mintue, our ancestors? Dad, your grandfather had at least a half dozen wives, and that goes for every single person in this room. I've say were the original definition of 'alternative lifestyle.'
Elder Farron Davis - Are you calling us hypocrites?
Elder Aaron Davis - Oh no, we've gone way beyond hyocrisy, Dad; now, we're just being mean. ~~~ Latter Days

Andrew Largeman - So there that is. ~~~ Garden State

[SAI]

Just for starters...

Before Sunset
Celine : Do I look any different?
[long pause]
Celine : I do?
Jesse : I'd have to see you naked.

Jesse : [about his marriage] I feel like I'm running a small nursery with someone I used to date.


Shaun of the Dead
Ed : Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

Shaun : Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

Shaun : They still out there?
[Ed checks, revealing two zombies scratching at the window]
Ed : Yeah. What you think we should do?
Shaun : Have a sit down?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Mary : How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

Clementine : Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

Clementine : You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
Joel : I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine : That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel : Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

Bubba Ho-Tep
Elvis begins reading an incantation against an unconscious Bubba Ho-Tep from JFK's "Book of Souls"]
Elvis : "You nasty thing from beyond the dead, no matter what you think or do, good things will never come to you. And if evil is your black design, you can bet the goodness of the Light Ones... "
[begins to slow the recitation from disbelief]
Elvis : "... will kick your bad behind"?
[muttering to himself]
Elvis : For chrissake!
[to the heavens]
Elvis : That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? Shit, it don't even rhyme well!

Elvis : Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK : Hey, you're copying my best lines!

Edit:
I like this topic, here's some more lines

Spider-Man 2

Peter Parker : [flying through the air, realising he may have recovered his super-powers] I'm back! I'm back! [falls down on a car, moans] My back. My back...

[Spidey is in a lift, his powers having failed him]
Elevator Passenger : Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man : Thanks.
Elevator Passenger : Where did you get it?
Spider-Man : I made it.
[pause]
Elevator Passenger : Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man : Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
[pause]
Spider-Man : ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.

Peter Parker : Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.
J. Jonah Jameson : Awww. Miss Brant?
Miss Brant : Yeah?
J. Jonah Jameson : Get me a violin.

Looney Tunes; Back In Action
Porky Pig : F-f-first they told me to lose the stutter, now they tell me I'm not funny!
[sigh]
Porky Pig : It's a pain in the butt being p-p-politically correct.
Speedy Gonzales : You're telling me.

Shaggy : What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man!
Matthew Lillard : I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be true to your character.
Shaggy : If you, like, goof on me in the sequel, I'm coming after ya!
Scooby Doo : Reah. And Ri'll rive you a Scooby Smack!
[Scooby growls viciously at Lillard]

[jackson13]

My favorite line so far this year is from Garden State:

Andrew Largeman: "Good luck exploring the infinite abyss."
Guy who lives in boat: "You too."

[Badbird]

From Torque:

Dude - "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time."

Chick - "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

From Team America:

"I promise I will not die."

From Man on Fire:

"I wish... you had... more time."

From Napoleon Dynamite:

Uncle Rico - "I bet I could throw a football over those mountains."

From Harold and Kumar:

"I'm trippin' balls, man."

From Saved:

"You want us to shoot her?" ... "Maybe something a little less gangsta."

From Cellular:

The whole ranting on drivers with cell phones gag.

From Starsky and Hutch:

"Do it."

[BadCoverVersion]

"God will forgive them. He will forgive them and let them into Heaven. I can't live with that." - Dead Man's Shoes

[Donnie_Darko]

"And on the third day, God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals. Amen"
Mean Girls

Shaun: Okay mum, sit tight, you're not safe there, we're coming over.
Mum: I don't want to cause a fuss.
Ed: We're coming to get you Barbera!!
Shaun of the Dead

[Adam J. Hakari]

The year's best line, so far...

"It's a day spa, you fuck!"

-CELLULAR

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamlund: I don't know.


Brick Tamland: Where'd you get those suits from, the... toilet store?


Ron Burgundy: I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!

- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

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Peter La Fleur: Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are.


Peter La Fleur: Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.


Seth (Voice on phone): This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue: Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5 and Mona Lisa Smile. Thank you.

- Dodgeball: A True Underdorg Story

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Kumar: Dad, come on.
Kumar's Father: Daddy is not coming on anything!


Kumar: Thank you, come again!


Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

- Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

[Adam J. Hakari]

"Fuckin' Chuck Norris."

-DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY

[SAI]

Garden State had spectacular dialogue

Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!

Sam: Wow. That's pretty damn random of you there, Andrew. "Nice to meet you, can I use you?"

Sam: OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, "Wow, that wasn't even remotely true."

Sam: This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing.

Sam: I haven't even lied in like, the past two days.
Andrew Largeman: Is that true?
Sam: No.

[Addi88]

Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
[Cuts to dream sequence]
Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: Alright... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
[cuts to dream sequence again]
Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realization]
Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
[Shaun and Ed clang weapons together]
-Shaun Of The Dead

Greg: FOCKER OUT! (faints)
-Meet The Fockers

Napoleon: Do the chicken's have large talons?

Uncle Rico: How much do you wanna bet that I can throw a football over 'dem mountains?
-Napoleon Dynamite

LaFleur: Fuckin' Chuck Norris.
-Dodgeball

NPH: I was trippin' balls, man.
-Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle

GZA: And you're Bill Murray. Bill groundhog-day-ghostbustin'-ass Murray.
RZA: Who're you gonna call!?
-Coffee & Cigarettes

George W. Bush: I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now, watch this drive.
-Fahrenheit 9/11

Hank: There's always some asshole trying to shit in the apple pie. Well you just shat in the apple pie that knows how to shit back!
-Broken Lizard's Club Dread

[Mikey2Dope]

Hannibal King: You cock-juggling thundercunt!

- Blade: Trinity

Brick Tamland: I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.

- Anchorman

[Lazy Boy]

"I caught you a delicious bass." -- NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

"Why do I fall in love with every woman who shows me the least bit of attention?" -- ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

"Dog's fart...warms the heart" -- A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT (I can't remember the exact line, but it's close)

[therealjohng]

"You open the trunk, they go in."


Vincent, Collateral

[Squid Vicious]

Gary: "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."

-- Team America: World Police


Max: "You killed him?"

Vincent: "No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

-- Collateral


Joel: "Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."

-- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[Antonio]

A tie between the two best supporting performers/best male and female characters of the year:

Bill (David Carradine) in KILL BILL: VOLUME TWO: "I was just fucking with ya!"

and

Alice/Jane (Natalie Portman) in CLOSER: "Thank you!"

[rufio]

Jamie Foxx: So you just killed him, you just met him tonight and killed him like that?
Tom Cruise: What, i should only kill people after i get to know them?

[Sigur509]

Wrong brother, you hatefull bitch.