View Full Version : Whats the matter with Britney's face?
TheGodSon
10-12-2004, 05:52 PM
Did she come out of a porn shoot?
http://www.starshadow.com/~gael/pictures/misc/britney.jpg
The Heart Collector
10-12-2004, 05:57 PM
awww gawd.
Tweek
10-12-2004, 05:59 PM
ewww
and she's wearing a hat that says seize the ass
i say porn shoot
Lindsey
10-13-2004, 12:32 AM
It looks like her finger is lodged half way up her nose.
Originally posted byTheGodSon
Did she come out of a porn shoot?
You have a sick mind my friend. :D
kungfuchris
10-13-2004, 12:38 AM
she looks like she stuck her face in between rosannes ass cheeks.
therealjohng
10-13-2004, 12:54 AM
What, that picture? That must have been taken right after she left my house.
EBastard
10-13-2004, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by Lindsey
You have a sick mind my friend. :D
Come on babe, you know you like it...lol
Yeah, it definitely looks like she had a run-in with Ron Jeremy and his 'hedgehog'.
SHIVER ME TIMBERS...
THE BASTARD RETURNS.
t3h Qster
10-13-2004, 02:24 AM
damn this girl is the pinnacle example of how much ugliness makeup can cover....
It's like she fell out of the Ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
(So what if it's old?:D )
-THRILLTHRIFT->
10-13-2004, 03:22 AM
its been a while since i saw a pic of hers witout her boobs in the frame.
but hell!!!kevin's havin fun arytttttt!!!!!!!
harpian
10-13-2004, 06:38 AM
Britney's stupid because she's hounded by the papparazi 24/7 yet goes outside when her face is covered in zit cream. It's almost like she WANTS pictures like these to be made fun of on messageboards.
Originally posted by harpian
like she WANTS pictures like these to be made fun of on messageboards.
I know, it's eerie :D
darchangel
10-13-2004, 12:26 PM
to answer the question the thread asks: it's ugly.
furthermore, i wouldn't be surprised if that substance is a lovely amalgam of clotted man sweets and congealed cocaine.
Rockin' Like Dokken
~darchangel~
Twisted Sister
10-13-2004, 04:21 PM
This photo reminds me of a former co-worker who was addicted to meth. She always had all these little picky-scab things on her face/chest/arms, her cuticles were always red/torn because she picked those too, and her face was a constant mess.
Ewwww, Brit. Looks like you've caught a bad case of whitetrashsuccamanycockitis.
sharkstank
10-13-2004, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by darchangel
furthermore, i wouldn't be surprised if that substance is a lovely amalgam of clotted man sweets and congealed cocaine.
Rockin' Like Dokken
~darchangel~
LOL, ewwwwwww
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jackson13
10-13-2004, 09:00 PM
That hat is the greatest hat in the history of hats.
And I totally say that that is man juice on her face. I guess she doesnt swallow for fear of ruining her vocal chords or something.
Yeah. That explains it.
KcMsterpce
10-13-2004, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by jackson13
That hat is the greatest hat in the history of hats.
And I totally say that that is man juice on her face. I guess she doesnt swallow for fear of ruining her vocal chords or something.
Yeah. That explains it.
It's seconds. She's savin' it for later.
Plus, she heard it's good for the skin.:rolleyes:
Originally posted by TheGodSon
Did she come out of a porn shoot?
http://www.starshadow.com/~gael/pictures/misc/britney.jpg
Not only does she look like she's been busted by the gang bang squad, but she's digging for nuggets, too! Damn, it looks like she might make it up to the second knuckle!
Seriously though, she does have acne. That may be a leave-on treatment of some sort.
KTJ2004
10-13-2004, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Twisted Sister
Ewwww, Brit. Looks like you've caught a bad case of whitetrashsuccamanycockitis.
LOL, that is the funniest thing that I've read all day!
§carecrow
10-13-2004, 11:07 PM
there's more worse pics on www.britneyspy.com scroll down a bit..sheesh some of the pix gave e nightmares
Tagia_Romero
10-14-2004, 04:51 AM
Originally posted by TheGodSon
Did she come out of a porn shoot?
http://www.starshadow.com/~gael/pictures/misc/britney.jpg
It really wouldn't surprise me.
Spidey
10-14-2004, 06:21 AM
What's that on her cap ? 'Seize the ass' ? I guess she seized something else.
CheekyShepherd
10-14-2004, 06:34 AM
The tabloids are reporting that she's got a bun in the oven, hence her hormones are causing an outbreak of disgusting moon-faced acne!
http://www.funnypics.dk/side7/britney.jpg
mikeyD
10-14-2004, 02:30 PM
that's a hot photo.
I'm a little sick of all of brit's t-shirts and hats that have these horribly tacky things written on them...what is with that? I understand she has to cover up the stringy hair, the zitty face, and the bun in the oven, but please....
syxxpac
10-14-2004, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by jackson13
And I totally say that that is man juice on her face. I guess she doesnt swallow for fear of ruining her vocal chords or something.
Maybe it was "Toxic".
Mr.HyDe807
10-16-2004, 12:17 AM
Jeez, i guess she cant afford a tissue to wipe her nose!
Neil McCauley
10-18-2004, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by jackson13
That hat is the greatest hat in the history of hats.
I thought it was funny too so I google'd it and found the hats at www.carpeassum.com
Would have rather seen Brit in one of their white tank tops sans the "lovely amalgam of clotted man sweets and congealed cocaine" (as a previous poster said)!
cheers,
BadCoverVersion
10-18-2004, 02:19 PM
I do believe we're seeing a textboox outbreak of cheeto-itus here.
Exhibit A:
http://www.apechild.com/images/brit_ugly1.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://www.killsometime.com/Pics/Funny/images/Britney-No-Makeup.jpg
Exhibit C:
Buy Britney's Discarded Bag 'O' Cheeto's Here! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3842004295)
B1rd_Po0p
10-20-2004, 08:37 PM
This is the funniest fucking thread I've read all day...
B1rd_Po0p
10-20-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by darchangel
to answer the question the thread asks: it's ugly.
furthermore, i wouldn't be surprised if that substance is a lovely amalgam of clotted man sweets and congealed cocaine.
I'm sorry for the double post, but I am still laughing... you guys kill me...
my_name_is_neo
10-21-2004, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Exhibit C:
Buy Britney's Discarded Bag 'O' Cheeto's Here! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3842004295)
...The fuck? Why would someone want to buy a piece of garbage just because some slutty celebrity touched it?
The fanaticism of some people, man...
Frank the Tank
10-21-2004, 11:00 PM
Wow!!! How, the mighty fall. She's fucking disgusting now. Courtney Love 2004!
The Postmaster General
10-29-2004, 09:58 AM
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its been a while since i saw a pic of hers witout her boobs in the frame.
Hm.
Maybe her face has always looked like this.
flowrchild
10-30-2004, 08:01 PM
Further proof that anyone can look hot with a makeup artist, awesome lighting systems, professional photographers, personal trainers, tanning salons, personal stylists, and many other luxuries that the extremely wealthy can afford.
Entirely artificial hotness, is what I call it. Women who look good with no makeup and lounging around in their sweatpants, are truly beautiful. Britney with all the beauty money can buy, is not.
son_of_arrow
11-10-2004, 06:46 PM
Three syllabols:Bu-Ka-kee
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