View Full Version : Jolie blamed for Pitt and Aniston marriage crisis
Nicholas_Kross
10-15-2004, 03:12 PM
Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are allegedly suffering a marriage crisis because Pitt is spending all his time with actress Angelina Jolie.
The Troy hunk and the former Friends star have appeared together in public just once in the past two months -- at Los Angeles' Emmy Awards on Sept. 19 -- and Aniston's friends are blaming Pitt's closeness to his Mr. And Mrs. Smith co-star Jolie, reports Britain's News Of The World newspaper.
"It's as if Brad and Jennifer have become strangers. It's very sad and worrying. All their friends are concerned about whether they can make their marriage work for them again," a close friend of the family said.
"At the moment it's not looking good. Brad and Angelina are so into each other and stayed in connecting hotel rooms during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I think Jennifer's worried about his closeness with Jolie."
http://www.absolutascelebridades.com/internacional/AngelinaJolie06.jpg
hmmm....i wonder why she's worried about jolie messing with Brad? :p
Mentiroso
10-15-2004, 03:14 PM
I owuld rather vomit into my hand, have someone else eat it, vomit thatback up and then drink that than touch Jolie. Pitt is an idiot if he is fucking around on the very beautiful Jennifer Aniston. Awesome body, cute feet.
Jolie is trailer trash reject. bleh
Nicholas_Kross
10-15-2004, 03:28 PM
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00123/jennifer_aniston_123156a.jpg
she's average at best my friend. :eek: jolie defines sexiness. ;)
I'm beginning to think that this bitch is a complete psychopath as has been mentioned here before. She and her father don't speak allegedly because he said she was an "evil person", which of course set her off. I suppose it would me, too, but I'd have to wonder why he would say that. Then of course, she got a mammoth tattoo of hubby Billy Bob Thornton on her shoulder and kept a vial of his blood around her neck. He kept a vial of hers, too. And when they split up, of course she wanted hers back. And then of course, she adopted a kid from Cambodia and promptly gave the toddler a cell phone so he could talk to her. Never mind the fact he's three fucking years old, he had to have a cell phone to talk to mommy. And now she's coming between Brad and Jennifer?
I can live with the bad movie choices because I have a choice not to watch them. I can live with select behaviors because we all go a little bat shit once in a while. But when you wreck a marriage by being a dirty filthy skank, then you deserve every flaming you get. The same goes for Brad Pitt, who apparently doesn't realize that his spouse is TEN TIMES HOTTER than Angelina and also more talented...therefore he can't seem to keep his pecker in his pants. What a fuckhead. If all this nonsense is true, then Jen needs to kick him to the curb and then go kick her skanky ass.
Originally posted by Nicholas_Kross
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00123/jennifer_aniston_123156a.jpg
she's average at best my friend. :eek: jolie defines sexiness. ;)
She is infinitely better looking than the tattooed bitch from hell. And she is married to Pitt. If he can't keep it zipped, then she deserves better. And he deserves whatever V.D. that slut Jolie is carrying.
Nicholas_Kross
10-15-2004, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by jeo4
She is infinitely better looking than the tattooed bitch from hell. And she is married to Pitt. If he can't keep it zipped, then she deserves better. And he deserves whatever V.D. that slut Jolie is carrying.
ouch! :eek:
Buck Turgidson
10-15-2004, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Nicholas_Kross
she's average at best my friend. :eek: jolie defines sexiness. ;)
Well put.
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00123/jennifer_aniston_123156a.jpg
Really nice...from the neck down.
Facially, she's a dead ringer for Iggy Pop.
Mentiroso
10-15-2004, 04:39 PM
Yeah but Jolie's face is a dead ringer for a duck strung out on heroin. Those nasty huge lips gross me out.
Tweek
10-15-2004, 04:49 PM
what's yer source?
I'm beginning to think that this bitch is a complete psychopath as has been mentioned here before.
I think it's common knowledge she's rather...to put it nicely, eccentric.
But i'd still hit it.
sharkstank
10-15-2004, 05:02 PM
id take jolie over aniston..
but aniston circa mid nineties.....uber hot
WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damone
10-15-2004, 05:52 PM
I always thought the only reason he hooked up with her in the first place was because she was a star on a hit tv show. She was Rachael for so long that I cannot picture her having a big movie career or a hit tv show again. Now that she's been doomed to the same fate as the rest of the Friends cast, the Seinfeld cast (except Jerry), or anybody from Cheers NOT named Ted Danson, is it a shock that he's looking elsewhere?
I'm not saying it's right but that's just how it appears to me.
Lloyd2315
10-15-2004, 05:56 PM
See Brad's fucking all of this up. What he needs to do is have both of them in his hotel room at one time. Then he could try and show Jen there's enough love for them both. Damn I'm jealous of Brad.
James Logan
10-15-2004, 08:10 PM
Joey: "I have two words for you, my friend: THREESOME!"
(beat)
Chandler: "You know, Joe, you still have a word left if you need it."
'Nuff said. ;)
Kastman
10-16-2004, 07:47 AM
Jolie is hotter and that's all there is to it.
Patrick Bateman
10-16-2004, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Kastman
Jolie is hotter and that's all there is to it.
Agreed. Jolie is way uber hot!
Jennifer is nice, but if I had to choose, I would do Angelina. And do her well. :D
Voodoodoll
10-16-2004, 08:40 AM
I think Jolie gets a raw deal in the press. Sure she's weird but she's always seemed like a decent person to me (what with the charity work and ambassador's role).
The British tabloids all decided Jen was cheating on Brad with Matt LeBlanc not so long ago. The evidence? They hugged (!?!) in the middle of the street. This seems like heresay to to me.
Buck Turgidson
10-16-2004, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Voodoodoll
I think Jolie gets a raw deal in the press. Sure she's weird but she's always seemed like a decent person to me (what with the charity work and ambassador's role).
Agreed, definitley, on the first point. I like her, a lot, and not just because I find her utterly alluring (which I do), but because, from what I can tell, her heart is always in the right place.
The British tabloids all decided Jen was cheating on Brad with Matt LeBlanc not so long ago. The evidence? They hugged (!?!) in the middle of the street. This seems like heresay to to me.
As to that second point...according to recent rumors, maybe LeBlanc is botherinG that marriage in a slightly different way :D
one_crow_sorrow
10-16-2004, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Kastman
Jolie is hotter and that's all there is to it.
Yup.
Originally posted by Kastman
Jolie is hotter and that's all there is to it.
truest statement in this thread. :o
jackson13
10-16-2004, 03:51 PM
Somebody needs to unblur that picture of Jolie.
Right fucking now.
SkyNet
10-16-2004, 10:50 PM
Jolie or Aniston.... good LORD that is a tough decision... if we were playing that one game from elementary school id play it like this:
Marry: Jennifer Aniston
Fuck: Angelina Jolie
(and there is a Kill one also, but we/ only 2 chicks, i def dont wanna kill either of em)!
But Pitt is married to Aniston... so if he is fucking around w/ Jolie then he is a POS, and even though he is one of my top actors.. his character will suffer with me!
BUT ill take this news with a grain of salt
but good lord both those chicks are so fucking hot! Lucky bastard that Pitt is!
outsyder
10-16-2004, 11:00 PM
Jolie>Aniston
Too bad for Brad he can't have his cake and eat it, too.;)
MacReady
10-16-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by jackson13
Somebody needs to unblur that picture of Jolie.
Right fucking now.
"Unblur"?
What the hell is blurred in the first place?:confused:
this ones even clearer dawg..........
http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/angelinajolie/aj1.jpg
I think Jolie is sexier, but if I had to choose wich one to bang, I'd go with Aniston.
KcMsterpce
10-17-2004, 01:52 AM
I think they're both fugly, but Aniston has the more 'acceptable' personality.
I'd not fuck either one of them, and go home and entertain myself.
Buck Turgidson
10-17-2004, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by MacReady
"Unblur"?
What the hell is blurred in the first place?:confused:
Her knee in the first pic kind of looks like a fuzzed up image, hiding her goodies. It's an optical illusion.
Lindsey
10-17-2004, 04:22 PM
You guys are CRAZY!!!
Jennifer Aniston is 100 times better looking then Angelina Jolie!
The Heart Collector
10-17-2004, 06:30 PM
IT'S A RUMOR, GUYS. You can all stop shanking Jolie until this is confirmed.
BakeTheMooCow
10-17-2004, 06:49 PM
Angelina is a sex goddess. She's much more gorgeous and a much better actress than Jennifer Aniston is any day of the week. They don't even compare. If Brad Pitt decides to ditch Aniston for Jolie, he's a smart man.
ilovemovies
10-17-2004, 09:15 PM
They are both hot in different ways. Jolie has more sex appeal but Anniston is also quite gorgeous and beautiful. Anniston is hot in a more elegant, less agressive way, if that makes any sense.
Anyway, you guys are making lots of assumptions and you know why you shouldn't assume? ;)
Originally posted by Lindsey
You guys are CRAZY!!!
Jennifer Aniston is 100 times better looking then Angelina Jolie!
At least Lindsey is on my side here. Also, those of you saying Jolie is more talented...that's your OPINION and you're entitled to it. And did I mention Aniston is married to Pitt? So whatever else anyone thinks of her looks and talent, if this story is true, then she is a home wrecker, which IMO makes her a skank.
Tweek
10-17-2004, 09:36 PM
So those of you stating your opinions as fact can desist now.
Including you and lindsey, right?
;)
Donnie_Darko
10-17-2004, 09:40 PM
Now, is it because Jen is insecure, or because Brad lost his mind and is actually doing something with that nasty skank Jolie?
I'm sorry... well, not really... but Jen may not be the prettiest fish in the tank, but she's a HELL of a lot more attractive than that... thing.
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif
Originally posted by Tweek
Including you and lindsey, right?
;)
Consider that line deleted, then. :rolleyes:
t3h Qster
10-17-2004, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Nicholas_Kross
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00123/jennifer_aniston_123156a.jpg
she's average at best my friend. :eek: jolie defines sexiness. ;)
jolie defines nastiness, aniston is sublime
Pain In Da Azz
10-18-2004, 01:02 AM
aniston looks like she's about to trip over herself in that picture.....jolie probably has better sex.
sharkstank
10-18-2004, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00123/jennifer_aniston_123156a.jpg
Really nice...from the neck down.
Facially, she's a dead ringer for Iggy Pop.
BUTTERFACE!
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kodek
10-18-2004, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Kastman
Jolie is hotter and that's all there is to it.
Amen to that. And she's a better actress.
Kimmy
10-28-2004, 08:51 AM
i think aniston is the prettiest
BUT jolie is the sexiest
and if pitt can't keep it in his pants it's his own problem if aniston leaves him (IF IT COMES THAT FAR !!!!!!!! -> who knows that they weren't just rehersing or something like that)
Dixiecup
11-01-2004, 11:55 AM
Jolie seems to have no problem stealing other women's men. Remember ole' Billy Bob was with Laura Dern when Jolie moved in on him. Skanky home wrecker.
Frances Farmer was a paragon of mentat stability compared to Jolie!
Korny
11-01-2004, 11:42 PM
Get real people Jolie and Anniston are both beautiful women.
kodek
11-02-2004, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by Dixiecup
Jolie seems to have no problem stealing other women's men.
Chances are that Billy Bob had a say in it too. Why do you assume that Jolie was the one to wreck the relationchip. Maybe it was already over.
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