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Mentiroso
10-21-2004, 11:19 AM
http://nicknoltediary.com/


Nick Nolte is about to sue the guys running this site. Why in the hell would someone want to fake a Nick Nolte diary????

Below is the story form imdb.com

"Hollywood star Nick Nolte has taken legal action against the makers of a website which purports to be the actor's official online diary. The Prince Of Tides star has sent aspiring screenwriters Christian Newton and Casey McAdams a cease-and-desist order after their libelous entries on NickNolteDiary.Com led journalists to believe he and actress Rosanna Arquette had a car crash, and illustrated the story with Nolte's mug shot from his 2002 drunken-driving arrest. Nolte's spokesman Arnold Robinson says, "We have no affiliation with it in any way." Newton counters, "We always thought it was absurd enough and strange enough that it would be apparent to anyone who read it that it was parody. We always hoped it was in good fun. Maybe his real life is more genteel than that. I don't want to anger Nolte or his people."

Cunning Visions
10-21-2004, 04:15 PM
The fact that poeple would actually take the time to make a website devoted to a FAKE diary of Nick Nolte just proves that some dorks have way too much time on their hands.

A REAL Nick Nolte diary would be ok but nowhere near as good as a Gary Busey diary!!!

Mentiroso
10-21-2004, 04:50 PM
Yeah but Busey would have a hard time typing it up considering he still acts like he is always hyped up on coke. Would be somethig like

"Today I killed a man, no wait! That was a movie....or was it!?! You just can not tell the difference now a days with these computer special effects and magic spells the directors cast on you. Oh god, I just sliced my own hand off and tried to eat it between two pieces of white bread. I once had sex, with a buffalo, on top of Mount Rushmore. Good god I miss my mother."

kungfuchris
10-21-2004, 06:32 PM
A fake nick nolte diary,lol, thats the funniest fucking shit i have read all day.

Lindsey
10-21-2004, 08:55 PM
This reminds me of the fake Tarantino blog.

Why choose Nick Nolte though? Very funny indeed.

outsyder
10-21-2004, 11:04 PM
"Dear Diary,

Today I got wasted again.

Nick."

Jas
10-22-2004, 06:47 AM
Nick Nolte?
That was the best they could come up with?

jeo4
10-22-2004, 09:18 AM
Some celebs are more sensitive about their lives when kicking an addiction. Still...getting hammered and taking a spin on a busy L.A. road make for good parody. Let's hope he never does that again.

Pain In Da Azz
10-22-2004, 03:48 PM
somebody should tell nolte to blow it out his ass.... :o