The Year in Movies - NO STARS, 0-1/10, etc.

[A.J. Hakari]

Hey all. First off, thanks for the reception you've given my "Month in Movies" threads for the past year or so. I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one keeping logs of their latest cinematic viewings. Anyway, as a companion piece to those threads, I'm creating this and many others to serve as sort of a broken-up, "Year in Movies" compendium. In each thread, post the titles you've seen so far this year that full under that thread's rating or its equivalent (for example, if you don't use the **** scale, then use that thread to post the titles you've seen that fall under your equivalent of four stars).

This thread is for movies you've seen in 2004 that you've rated either NO STARS or whatever falls under the range of a similar placement on your ratings scale. Thanks for participating!

And now, my NO STARS flicks...

The Cheetah Girls
Dice Rules
Revenge of the Sun Demon
Sleepover

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

Catwoman
Exorcist: The Beginning
You Got Served

[go2]

my zero stars movies.
you got served
yu-gi-oh
johnson family vacation

[Cronos]

a long list of very very very shit films ive seen this year

Actor, The
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert
Air Bud
Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver
Air Bud 3: World Pup
Air Bud 4: Seventh Inning Fetch
Air Bud 5: Air Bud Spikes Back
Alai Payuthey
All Or Nothing
American Ninja 2: The Confrontation
American Ninja 3: Blood hunt
Andaz Apna Apna
Angel Flight Down
Anita And Me
Ankur
Apple, The
Army Of One
Arthur’s Dyke
Asteroid
Avirathil Oruvan
Baby, The
Baby Boy
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
Bedazzled
Benji
Benji 2: For The Love Of Benji
Beverly Hills Ninja
BiWi No.1
Blood Surf
Bloody Birthday
Boycott
Bride And Prejudice
Bye Bye Birdie
Cabaret
Care Bears Movie, The
Care Bears 2: A New Generation
Care Bears: Adventures In Wonderland
Carry On Abroad
Carry On Behind
Carry On Cabby
Carry On Camping
Carry On Cleo
Carry On Cowboy
Carry On Dick
Carry On Doctor
Carry On Girls
Carry On Henry
Carry On Jack
Carry On Loving
Carry On Matron
Carry On Nurse
Carry On Regardless
Carry On Sergeant
Carry On Screaming
Carry On Spying
Carry On Teacher
Carry On Up The Khyber
Chaand Kaa Tukdaa
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
Cloned
Columbo And The Murder Of A Rock Star
Columbo Goes To College
Columbo: A Bird In The Hand
Columbo: Agenda For Murder
Columbo: Ashes To Ashes
Columbo: A Trace of Murder
Columbo: Caution – Murder Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
Columbo: Columbo Goes To The Guillotine
Columbo: Death Hits The Jackpot
Columbo: Grand Deceptions
Columbo: How To Dial A Murder
Columbo: It’s All In The Game
Columbo: Lady In Waiting
Columbo: Murder By The Book
Columbo: Murder In Malibu
Columbo: Murder, A Self Portrait
Columbo: Murder, Smoke And Shadows
Columbo: No Time To Die
Columbo: Prescription Murder
Columbo: Rest In Piece, Mrs. Columbo
Columbo: Sex And The Married Detective
Columbo: Strange Bedfellows
Columbo: The Conspirators
Columbo: Undercover
Columbo: Uneasy Lies The Crown
Comanche
Crocodile
Crocodile 2: Death Roll
Crooks In Cloisters
Cyclist, The
Day I Became A Woman, The
Dazzle
Dead Ahead
Death On The Nile
Desperate Measures
Devdas
Devil’s Child, The
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
Diva’s Christmas Carol, A
Dudley Do-Right
Dustforough
Easter Parade, The
Emmanuelle 2
Emmanuelle 3: Goodbye Emmanuelle
Emmanuelle 4
Emmanuelle 5
Emmanuelle 6
Enchanted, The
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Evil Woman
Exit Wounds
Exotic Time Machine, The
Face Of A Fugitive
Fairy King Of Ar, The
Fat Slags
Funland
Funny Girl
Funny Lady
Gabbeh
Getting Of Wisdom, The
Ghesse Haye Kish
Ghost, The
Gigli
Gossip
Green For Danger
Guru, The
Hard Rock Zombies
Harrison: Cry Of The City
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Helicopter Spies, The
Hidden Agenda
Home Alone 3
Immortals, The
Intimacy
Iris
Irucar
Island City
Island Of Terror, The
I’ve Been Watching Yu
Ivory Tower
Jaanam Samjha Karo
Jet Li’s Meltdown
Junior Bonner
Justice League Of America
Kabhi Khushi Gham
Kal Ho Naa Ho
Kandahar
Karma Sutra
Kashmir Ki Kali
Khamish Pari
Khamoshi
Kickboxing Academy
Kojak: Ariana
Kojak: Fatal Flaw
Kojak: Flowers For Matty
Kojak: It’s Always Something
Kojak: None So Blind
Kojak: The Balarus File
Kojak: The Price Of Justice
Land Before Time 5: The Mysterious Island
Land Before Time 6: The Secret Of Saurus Rock
Land Before Time 7: The Cold Stone Of Fire
Land Before Time 8: The Big Freeze
Land Before Time 9: Journey To Big Water
Land Before Time 10: The Great Longneck Migration
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle Of Life
Long Run, The
Magnificent Seven 2: Return Of The Magnificent Seven
Magnificent Seven 3: Guns Of The Magnificent Seven
Magnificent Seven 4: Magnificent Seven Ride!
Maine Pyar Kiya
Mammo
Masoom
Master Of Disguise
Mera Naam Joker
Mike Bassett: England Manager
Millions Like Us
Moonstalker
Mrs. Columbo: Word Games
Mrs. Dalloway
Muffy The Vampire Slayer
National Lampoon's Golf Punks
Never Been Kissed
New Guy, The
Noah’s Ark
Once Upon A Time, Cinema
One, The (2002)
On The Line
Paromitar Ek Din
Pokemon The Movie 2: 2000
Pokemon The Movie 3: Spell Of The Unknown
Pokemon The Movie 4: Pokemon 4Ever
Red River
Reel Horror
Rio Bravo
Room For Romeo Brass, A
Saaz
Sabretooth
Salaam Cinema
Santo In The Wax Museum
Santo Vs The Vampire Women
Say It Isn’t So
Scarecrow, The
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Seas Gypsies, The
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
Sex Substitute, The
Sex Substitute 2, The
Shipping News
Shubho Mahurat
Slap Her…She’s French
Slappy And The Stinkers
Slashers
Snow Dogs
Soccer Dog: European Cup
Soccer Dog: The Movie
Stacy’s Knights
Star Kid
Steel
Strait-Jacket
Swept Away
Takhte Siah
Tokyo Revelation
Tomahawk
Tommy
To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar
Toxic Avenger Part 2, The
Toxic Avenger Part 3: The Last Temptation Of Toxie, The
Troll 2
Udhiri Pookal
Undefeated, The
Vampire Circus
What’s Cooking?
When Danger Follows You Home
Wisher
Young Winston
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie
Zipperface
Zombie High
Zubeidaa

[Ted Pikul]

Come on some of those films are okay.

Carry On Cowboy/Screaming rule & Vampire Circus stars Ingrid Pitt & her nubile bare boobies.;)

The only film I've seen this year that was totally devoid of merit is Starsky & Hutch.

A heinous ass raping of my childhood.:mad:

[RogueSpear]

With two full months still to go, here's the 1/10 movies I've seen so far in this year of 2004:

01. The Demon
02. Trap Them and Kill Them

[Cyclonus]

Originally posted by Cronos
a long list of very very very shit films ive seen this year

Actor, The
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert
Air Bud
Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver
Air Bud 3: World Pup
Air Bud 4: Seventh Inning Fetch
Air Bud 5: Air Bud Spikes Back
Alai Payuthey
All Or Nothing
American Ninja 2: The Confrontation
American Ninja 3: Blood hunt
Andaz Apna Apna
Angel Flight Down
Anita And Me
Ankur
Apple, The
Army Of One
Arthur?s Dyke
Asteroid
Avirathil Oruvan
Baby, The
Baby Boy
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
Bedazzled
Benji
Benji 2: For The Love Of Benji
Beverly Hills Ninja
BiWi No.1
Blood Surf
Bloody Birthday
Boycott
Bride And Prejudice
Bye Bye Birdie
Cabaret
Care Bears Movie, The
Care Bears 2: A New Generation
Care Bears: Adventures In Wonderland
Carry On Abroad
Carry On Behind
Carry On Cabby
Carry On Camping
Carry On Cleo
Carry On Cowboy
Carry On Dick
Carry On Doctor
Carry On Girls
Carry On Henry
Carry On Jack
Carry On Loving
Carry On Matron
Carry On Nurse
Carry On Regardless
Carry On Sergeant
Carry On Screaming
Carry On Spying
Carry On Teacher
Carry On Up The Khyber
Chaand Kaa Tukdaa
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
Cloned
Columbo And The Murder Of A Rock Star
Columbo Goes To College
Columbo: A Bird In The Hand
Columbo: Agenda For Murder
Columbo: Ashes To Ashes
Columbo: A Trace of Murder
Columbo: Caution ? Murder Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
Columbo: Columbo Goes To The Guillotine
Columbo: Death Hits The Jackpot
Columbo: Grand Deceptions
Columbo: How To Dial A Murder
Columbo: It?s All In The Game
Columbo: Lady In Waiting
Columbo: Murder By The Book
Columbo: Murder In Malibu
Columbo: Murder, A Self Portrait
Columbo: Murder, Smoke And Shadows
Columbo: No Time To Die
Columbo: Prescription Murder
Columbo: Rest In Piece, Mrs. Columbo
Columbo: Sex And The Married Detective
Columbo: Strange Bedfellows
Columbo: The Conspirators
Columbo: Undercover
Columbo: Uneasy Lies The Crown
Comanche
Crocodile
Crocodile 2: Death Roll
Crooks In Cloisters
Cyclist, The
Day I Became A Woman, The
Dazzle
Dead Ahead
Death On The Nile
Desperate Measures
Devdas
Devil?s Child, The
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
Diva?s Christmas Carol, A
Dudley Do-Right
Dustforough
Easter Parade, The
Emmanuelle 2
Emmanuelle 3: Goodbye Emmanuelle
Emmanuelle 4
Emmanuelle 5
Emmanuelle 6
Enchanted, The
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Evil Woman
Exit Wounds
Exotic Time Machine, The
Face Of A Fugitive
Fairy King Of Ar, The
Fat Slags
Funland
Funny Girl
Funny Lady
Gabbeh
Getting Of Wisdom, The
Ghesse Haye Kish
Ghost, The
Gigli
Gossip
Green For Danger
Guru, The
Hard Rock Zombies
Harrison: Cry Of The City
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Helicopter Spies, The
Hidden Agenda
Home Alone 3
Immortals, The
Intimacy
Iris
Irucar
Island City
Island Of Terror, The
I?ve Been Watching Yu
Ivory Tower
Jaanam Samjha Karo
Jet Li?s Meltdown
Junior Bonner
Justice League Of America
Kabhi Khushi Gham
Kal Ho Naa Ho
Kandahar
Karma Sutra
Kashmir Ki Kali
Khamish Pari
Khamoshi
Kickboxing Academy
Kojak: Ariana
Kojak: Fatal Flaw
Kojak: Flowers For Matty
Kojak: It?s Always Something
Kojak: None So Blind
Kojak: The Balarus File
Kojak: The Price Of Justice
Land Before Time 5: The Mysterious Island
Land Before Time 6: The Secret Of Saurus Rock
Land Before Time 7: The Cold Stone Of Fire
Land Before Time 8: The Big Freeze
Land Before Time 9: Journey To Big Water
Land Before Time 10: The Great Longneck Migration
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle Of Life
Long Run, The
Magnificent Seven 2: Return Of The Magnificent Seven
Magnificent Seven 3: Guns Of The Magnificent Seven
Magnificent Seven 4: Magnificent Seven Ride!
Maine Pyar Kiya
Mammo
Masoom
Master Of Disguise
Mera Naam Joker
Mike Bassett: England Manager
Millions Like Us
Moonstalker
Mrs. Columbo: Word Games
Mrs. Dalloway
Muffy The Vampire Slayer
National Lampoon's Golf Punks
Never Been Kissed
New Guy, The
Noah?s Ark
Once Upon A Time, Cinema
One, The (2002)
On The Line
Paromitar Ek Din
Pokemon The Movie 2: 2000
Pokemon The Movie 3: Spell Of The Unknown
Pokemon The Movie 4: Pokemon 4Ever
Red River
Reel Horror
Rio Bravo
Room For Romeo Brass, A
Saaz
Sabretooth
Salaam Cinema
Santo In The Wax Museum
Santo Vs The Vampire Women
Say It Isn?t So
Scarecrow, The
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Seas Gypsies, The
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
Sex Substitute, The
Sex Substitute 2, The
Shipping News
Shubho Mahurat
Slap Her?She?s French
Slappy And The Stinkers
Slashers
Snow Dogs
Soccer Dog: European Cup
Soccer Dog: The Movie
Stacy?s Knights
Star Kid
Steel
Strait-Jacket
Swept Away
Takhte Siah
Tokyo Revelation
Tomahawk
Tommy
To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar
Toxic Avenger Part 2, The
Toxic Avenger Part 3: The Last Temptation Of Toxie, The
Troll 2
Udhiri Pookal
Undefeated, The
Vampire Circus
What?s Cooking?
When Danger Follows You Home
Wisher
Young Winston
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie
Zipperface
Zombie High
Zubeidaa

:eek:

Wow, are all these "zero stars" movies in your book? If so you must have had a pretty rough year. :o

[ANavissi500]

*only new films count - but then again, why would i rewatch these?*

2/10

25th Hour
Ali G. Indahouse
Alien vs. Predator
Caddyshack
The Fighting Temptations
Grease
Greendale
Scarface

1/10

April Fool's Day
Bridget Jones' Diary
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Once Upon A Time in Mexico

[Katsumoto]

Originally posted by ANavissi500
*only new films count - but then again, why would i rewatch these?*

2/10

25th Hour
Ali G. Indahouse
Alien vs. Predator
Caddyshack
The Fighting Temptations
Grease
Greendale
Scarface

1/10

April Fool's Day
Bridget Jones' Diary
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Once Upon A Time in Mexico

Wow, i thought 25ht hour was an amazing movie, Caddyshack is classic, Scarface tho flawed is a good movie, and a 1/10 for Once Upon A Time in Mexico, i didn't think it was too bad, hell, Depp's performance was fun enough to make that movie 5/10, in my opinon

FOR ME THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN ALL YEAR IS....

JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION

[Hannibal21]

I Spit On Your Grave

[DaMovieMan]

I make it a mission not to watch crap.
But there is one that I was "forced" to watch and it's a 1/10: You've Been Served.

Question to Cronos: how much time do you have on your hands dude? Why watch all this crap?


DMM

[SpacePuppet]

(2/10)

Alien vs. Predator

(1/10)

DodgeBall

(0/10)

Catwoman
The Day After Tomorrow

[Hannibal21]

cronos, if I may ask, why are Rio Bravo and Red River on your list of 0-1 ratings?

[A.J. Hakari]

BUMP

[Squid Vicious]

I gave The Butterfly Effect 1/10. I'm not really even sure why I gave it 1, but I'm not masochistic enough to endure the movie a second time to figure out why....

[KTJ2004]

1/10--- Barbershop 2--- I hated this movie sooo much. I haven't seen Catwoman or You Got Served, but I'm sure they're just as bad.

[Addi88]

0.5/10
You Got Served!
Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen

1/10
New York Minute
Suspect Zero

[ToRontoRon]

Originally posted by Cronos

Carry On Abroad
Carry On Behind
Carry On Cabby
Carry On Camping
Carry On Cleo
Carry On Cowboy
Carry On Dick
Carry On Doctor
Carry On Girls
Carry On Henry
Carry On Jack
Carry On Loving
Carry On Matron
Carry On Nurse
Carry On Regardless
Carry On Sergeant
Carry On Screaming
Carry On Spying
Carry On Teacher
Carry On Up The Khyber


Personally, after seeing about ten to fifteen 'Carry On' movies and finding all of them to be shitty, I'd be a little weary of watching another five to ten more of them...


But that's just me.

:confused:

[A.J. Hakari]

And the year-end grand total...

4

[Mikey2Dope]

1/10

Torque
You Got Served

1/10's in 2003 - 3

[PlatoonSgt]

Sniper 3 was my only 0/10, and I love war/action films.