Your Ultimate Bond film: A summation of the "Best" threads....

[bob]

I've looked over this forum quite a bit lately, and at least 33% of the threads are "The Best...the worst...etc." So I thought, let's give schmoes the chance to assemble their own Ultimate Bond film (and least-ultimate, i.e. worst) using their choices from those threads. Using only names, gadgets, that have been used in the 20 official Bond films, assemble your ultimate and worst Bond film using the following criteria:

Teaser
Title
Bond
Girl
Villain
Gadget
Action Scene
Car

Feel free to add or drop criteria as needed...

[Jas]

Teaser - The World Is Not Enough
Title - Never Say Never Again
Bond - Pierce Brosnan (What?)
Girl - Xenia Onatop
Villain - Jaws
Gadget - no idea
Action Scene - When Bond was driving from the sun laser-beam thingy in DAD was pretty cool.
Car - no idea

[bob]

Just a note: By "teaser" I mean the pre-credits deal, not the teaser trailer of the film.

[Jas]

Ah, got it.
Fixed it.

[Ted Pikul]

Nobody Does It Better :

Teaser : The Spy Who Loved Me
Title : Die Another Day (the only good thing in the entire movie)
Song : We Have All The Time In The World (OHMSS)
Bond : Connery (pre '67)
Girl : Diana Rigg
Villain : Blofeld (Telly Savalas)
Gadget : Thunderball jet pack
Action Scene : Helicopter assault in OHMSS
Car : Aston Martin DB5

Dr No :

Teaser : Diamonds Are Forever
Title : For Your Eyes Only
Song : Die Another Day
Bond : Brosnan (sorry)
Girl : Britt Ekland
Villain : Elliott Carver
Gadget : Invisible Aston Martin
Action Scene : Blatant Star Wars rip off in Moonraker
Car : Invisible Aston Martin

[bob]

Best:

Teaser: Goldfinger
Title: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Song: Live and Let Die-Paul McCartney and the Wings
Bond: Goldfinger/From Russia With Love-era Connery
Girl: Diana Rigg in OHMSS
Villain: Chris Walken in A View to a Kill (not a great character...but it's Chris freaking Walken)
Gadget: The helicopter in suitcases in You Only Live Twice
Action Scene: the train fight in From Russia With Love
Car: Aston Martin DB5, natch

Worst:

Teaser: Man With the Golden Gun (ahem...where's Bond?)
Title: Moonraker
Song: Die Another Day-Madonna
Bond: Roger Moore, post 1980
Girl: Halle Berry in Die Another Day
Villain: Elliot Carver in Tomorrow Never Dies
Gadget: The magnetic watch in Live and Let Die...just use your damn fingers, Roger!
Action Scene: Melting ice palace in Die Another Day
Car: Dr. No...there is no car.

[max zorin]

From a true Bond fan:

The best

Teaser: Tomorrow Never Dies
Title: Live and Let Die
Song: Live and Let Die-Paul McCartney and Wings
Bond: Sean Connery-No question...
Girl: Maud Adams-Man with the Golden Gun/Octopussy-How many Bond girls do you know that have appeared more than once? (other than Miss Moneypenny)
Villian:Kamal Khan-Octopussy (Max Zorin is my second choice)
Gadget;Gyrocopter-Little Nellie-You only live twice
Action Scene: Car chase through the parking garage-tomorrow never Dies
Car: BMW 750i

The worst:

Teaser: Live and Let Die: no Bond (not even a wax statue.)
Title: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Song: Die another Day-the words are to hard to remember...
Bond: George Lazenby/David Niven (Casino Royale)
Girl: Tanya Roberts-A View To A Kill
Villian: Aris Kristatos-For Your Eyes Only
Gadget: Magnetic Watch (yawn)
Action Scene: the convieniently lined up Crocs as stepping stones (Live and Let Die)
Car: Citroen 2CV-For Your Eyes Only.
Renault Taxi: View to a Kill.