Masturbation is murder.

[notchreturns]

I hope they don't ban that.

I need to get my jollies and fingering my ass just ain't gonna do it.

[The Postmaster General]

There's something familiar about all this.....

[notchreturns]

Ohhh, errr.... do inform me?

[The Postmaster General]

Go check my recent post in the abortion thread.

Like minds think great. Wait, that's not it..... Think like great minds - no, wait.... Like great minds think! No - Ah, nevermind.

[notchreturns]

Hahahaha.

Any talk of abortion scares me, usually. Brings out the fanatics in all us. Fun for the whole family!

But seriously, when I shoot my wad, I kill potential lives. Think about it, man! I mean, I drown the fucks in the shower, burn them alive when I wank it in public and so on. What the fuzz?

And did I just rip-off Hick or what!

Yeh!!

But, come on, now though, you know.... FUCK, how is that any different than, say, stem-cell surgerys, which could help cure others of life-threatening diseases, unlike masturbation, which is totally self-pleasure and FUN, FUN, FUN.

I say bring on the hate for all.

I'm all for equal oppurtunity, yo!

[jeo4]

If it is, then I'm a serial killer...no, wait...I never said that.

*Runs away*

:D

[Tweek]

If it is, then I'm a serial killer...no, wait...I never said that.

i was so about to post that.

Always one step ahead aren't you?:mad: ;)