View Full Version : The Wrestlecrap Tourney Vol. 2: WCW Style (and you thought WWF was bad)
Mikey2Dope
11-08-2004, 12:24 AM
Well here it finally is folks. The funnest of the Wrestlecrap Tourneys. The tourney that took me forever to put matches together because it was so hard because there was so much putrid shit to work with.
The Final Four:
Match 1: The Finger Poke Title Change vs The Booty Man
Match 2: David Arquette vs Ultimate Warrior, The WCW Years
Mikey2Dope
11-08-2004, 12:41 AM
Match 1:
nWo Nitro
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nwo/71.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Ever wanted to see how the set of a wrestling show is built? Then this is the show for you! Thrill to Buff Bagwell yelling at the ring crew! Gasp as Scott Norton spends ten minutes trying to knock over the WCW sign with a sledge hammer! And warm your heart as Eric Bischoff sings CHRISTMAS CAROLS! It doesn't get much more bizarre than this!
vs
The Renegade
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/renegade/02.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Surprise winds up being the biggest knock off this side of Mr. Pibb.
Match 2:
Oklahoma
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/e/edferarra/06.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Upon entering WCW, Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara's first order of business is not turning the promotion around but rather ridiculing their former boss Jim Ross in an angle that maybe 5 people on the planet got.
vs
Halloween Havoc Hoax
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/barrywindham/03.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Sid pins Sting for the WCW belt, only to discover that Sting has put on 40 pounds and 4 inches and isn't really Sting after all.
Match 3:
Van Hammer
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/v/vanhammer/16.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Heavy metal superstar who couldn't play the guitar. Ummm...
vs
Shark (Can't Find Pic Anywhere)
Wrestlecrap: Our old pal John Tenta did his best, but even his threats of biting all the little Hulksters didn't save this gimmick from a one-way ticket to Davy Jones' locker.
I vote for:
The Renegade
Oklahoma (If they hadn't made fun of his Bells Palsy I wouldn't have cared so much. The whole JUVI! JUVI! ELBOW! ELBOW! shit was hilarious though)
Van Hammer
jackson13
11-08-2004, 08:55 AM
I'll vote in this tourney, even though some of this stuff I know nothing about having watched very little wCw television and zero PPV's over the years.
Renegade
BAH GAWD JR HAS A RIPOFF!
Van Hammer (Tenta is always cool in my book)
goldfingerz
11-08-2004, 12:25 PM
Renegade
HHH
This one is tough, but I'll go with Van Hammer, cause he seriously sucked!
starcat
11-08-2004, 03:21 PM
renegade
oklahoma
shark
Damone
11-08-2004, 03:49 PM
Renegade
Oklahoma
Van Hammer (couldn't stand him or PN News!)
brodeurnumber1
11-08-2004, 08:18 PM
Renegade
Oklahoma(I can never vote against my 4th favorite wrestler in any angle)
Van Hammer(Tenta rules too much)
Frank the Tank
11-08-2004, 08:36 PM
The Renegade
Oklahoma (He was a guilty pleasure though)
Shark (I like Tenta, but christ that was awful.)
urs74
11-09-2004, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Damone
Renegade
Oklahoma
Van Hammer (couldn't stand him or PN News!)
Same for me and PN News did suck balls! :mad:
Mikey2Dope
11-09-2004, 03:49 PM
Winners:
The Renegade (8-0)
Oklahoma (7-1)
Van Hammer (6-2)
Match 4:
Dennis Rodman, Pro Wrestler
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hulkhogan2/01.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dennisrodman/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: The Worm takes to the squared circle and the results are exactly what you'd expect: disasterous.
vs
Jay Leno, Pro Wrestler
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/00/jayleno2.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jayleno/02.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Yes, THAT Jay Leno, who teamed with DDP to put the hurting on Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff in one of the worst matches of all time.
Match 5:
The Junkyard Hardcore Match
No picture. For guys like Jackson who didn't watch WCW this was just a horrid match that featured stupid spots and cheesy explosions with cars blowing up and such (don't even ask).
Wrestlecrap: Almost every participant of this 20 man hardcore match was legitimately injured. The saddest part? The match still sucked ass.
vs
Oz
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinnash/10.jpg
http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/Oz.gif
Wrestlecrap: Kevin Nash was the great and powerful wizard, who came to the ring with the Tin Man, Cowardly Lion, and a trained monkey. Yes, a trained monkey.
Match 6:
The Finger Poke Title Change
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/tap.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan swerve everyone by swapping the WCW title in a bogus match that infuriated everyone who saw it. One of the top five causes of WCW's downfall.
vs
The Guardian Angel
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bigbossman/05.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Big Bossman defects to WCW, but he can't use that name, since the WWF holds the copyright. After several "that's still too close" names, he joins the Guardian Angels and is the upholder of truth and justice - for about a week.
I vote for:
Jay Leno
Hardcore Match (I will NEVER vote for against a guy that brings a trained monkey to the ring with him)
The Guardian Angel
Damone
11-09-2004, 04:04 PM
Rodman (If I remember right I think he and Hogan went on Stern and Hogan stayed in character the entire time while Rodman was having trouble keeping a straight face)
Oz
The Finger Poke Title Change
Frank the Tank
11-09-2004, 05:27 PM
Leno
Oz
Finger Poke (The final step in the destruction of WCW. Step 1 was Sting/Hogan Starrcade 97, Step 2 was Nash/Berg Starrcade 98, and the final step Step 3 was this)
starcat
11-09-2004, 08:41 PM
leno
hardcore
guardian angel
Raw Chili
11-09-2004, 11:44 PM
Leno
Oz
Finger Poke
brodeurnumber1
11-10-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Finger Poke (The final step in the destruction of WCW. Step 1 was Sting/Hogan Starrcade 97, Step 2 was Nash/Berg Starrcade 98, and the final step Step 3 was this)
And the final burial was David Arquette and Vince Russo winning the title.
Leno
Oz
The Finger Poke Challenge
TheAxeGrinder
11-10-2004, 10:30 PM
Aw shit, I missed the start of another great tourny!
Leno (well, at least they didn't get Sasso to wrestle)
Oz (having the trained bear wrestle Nash wouldn't have saved this gimmick)
The Finger Poke (when I saw this I could NOT believe how this went down)
horrorfreak13
11-11-2004, 03:21 PM
Leno
Oz
The finger poke title change
goldfingerz
11-11-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Mikey2Dope
Jay Leno
Hardcore Match (I will NEVER vote for against a guy that brings a trained monkey to the ring with him)
The Guardian Angel
Dito
Mikey2Dope
11-11-2004, 08:20 PM
Winners:
Jay Leno (8-1)
Oz (6-3)
Da Finga Poke (6-3)
Match 7:
Johnny B. Badd
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/marcmero/18.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Marc Mero gets tuity fruity and emulates rock legend Little Richard as close as humanly possible.
vs
Se7en
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dustinrhodes/09.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Dustin Rhodes channels the spirit of the Undertaker, dips himself in white paint, then stares in little boys' windows with a pale horse named...umm...Pale Horse. Then he says it's stupid and kills the gimmick. Well, can't argue with the guy there.
Match 8:
Glacier
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/glacier/05.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Perhaps the greatest build up WCW ever did, all for a character that really, really sucked the meat missle. Maybe if he'd have come out to the old "Freeze Mizer" song...
vs
The Midnight Rider
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dustyrhodes/31.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Hmmm...fat, blonde hair, splotch. No, I have no idea who that could be.
Match 9:
Mr. JL
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jerrylynn/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Talented Jerry Lynn is thrown under a mask and given the clever nickname of "Mr. JL" by the WCW braintrust.
vs
The Yeti
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ronreis/02.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Mummy who emerged from a block of ice to dry hump Hulk Hogan. I don't think I need to say anything more than that, do I?
I vote for:
Se7en
Glacier
The Yeti
starcat
11-11-2004, 08:39 PM
johnny b. badd...even though i liked the guy the gimmick was bad
glacier...agree on that promo thing
yeti
jackson13
11-11-2004, 08:47 PM
Sorry for missing the second round of matches, I had family issues this week to tend to (guys in chat monday know what happened).
Johnny. B. Badd. (Goldust looks cool there, methinks)
Midnight Rider
Yeti
Frank the Tank
11-11-2004, 11:12 PM
Se7en (Gotta agree with Dustin and say it was a fucking stupid idea)
Glacier
The Yeti
goldfingerz
11-12-2004, 12:20 AM
Se7en...nothing says classy wrestling like child stalking serial killers
Glacier....was this brought out right after the mortal kombat phase or something? I was stolked when I saw the adds, he had movie type special effects, and then when he came out he woar....foam
The Yeti, I thought this shit was funny as hell, but it sucked ass. Man, the dungeon of doom was really useless.
Damone
11-12-2004, 08:05 AM
Se7en
Glacier
The Yeti
brodeurnumber1
11-12-2004, 12:01 PM
Johnny B. Badd(I can't vote against a movie title. Plus the gimmick was unintentionally hilarious)
Glacier
The Yeti
TheAxeGrinder
11-12-2004, 05:12 PM
Johnny B. Badd(II give credit to Mero for making this shit gimmick work, though he, like Dustin, should've killed it himself)
Glacier (um yeah, tons of hype, and this guy ended up stalled like a glacier)
The Yeti (Mummy humping Hogan. 'Nuff said.)
sharkstank
11-13-2004, 12:01 AM
badd (seven had potential i thought)
glacier
yeti (HORRIBLE)
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Raw Chili
11-13-2004, 11:43 AM
Se7en
glacier
yeti
Mikey2Dope
11-14-2004, 10:57 PM
Se7en and Little Richard are tied at 5.
Need more votes.
Mikey2Dope
11-15-2004, 09:07 PM
I'll take away my vote for Se7en.
Winners:
Johnny B. Badd (5-4)
Glacier(9-1)
The Yeti (10-0)
Match 10:
Buzzkill
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bradarmstrong/08.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Road Dogg's brother is told to "get a personality" and start acting exactly like his more famous sibling.
vs
Judy Bagwell
http://www.wrestlingprofessor.com/JudyBagwell.jpg
Buff Bagwell's mom who was fought over, for god knows what reason, between Kanyon and Buff in a "Judy Bagwell On A Pole Match"
Match 11:
KISS Demon
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/daletorborg/04.jpg
Wrestlecrap: According to his biography, Kiss and Make Up, Gene Simmons landed a fatty contract from WCW to create a wrestler based on the band. Despite shelling out all that money, WCW never pushed the guy. You know, WCW should have just put all the money in a big metal barrel and burned it in the ring. Or better yet, given it to me.
vs
Trucker Norm
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikeshaw/22.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Mike Shaw in failed gimmick 413, this time portraying a fun loving big rig driver.
Match 12:
El Gigante
http://www.anzwers.org/free/verkosto/painijat/elgigante2.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Jorge Gonzalez proves he is quite possibly the worst grappler of all time as Argentina's tin foil wearing pro wrestling representative.
vs
Nuthouse Ric Flair
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ricflair/26.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Yes, someone had the bright idea to take WCW's top draw and make him an patient at a mental institute. And get this - it WASN'T Vince Russo!
I vote for:
Buzzkill (just for the fact that he even tried the same catchphrases as Road Dogg and even similar music as well)
KISS Demon (Trucker Norm was a bad idea, The Demon was a bad idea that cost huge money and was one of the mainy reason WCW went bankrupt)
El Gigante (Quite possibly the worst wrestler ever plus wehn Ric Flair was in the nuthouse for no reason one Nitro the camera panned the room and Scott Hall was in there for absoultely no reason and was on camera for no more than 3 seconds if I remember correctly. GOLD)
goldfingerz
11-15-2004, 11:25 PM
Buzzkill, man di that suck!
Trucker Norm wasn't a bad idea Mez, it was a terrible idea. Im supposed to feal anything less then sorry for the guy toted around as a retarded trucker? He's not getting my vote as a face...and I mean look at the pic, he's got the handicap waving from the side of the road thing down to a tea! At least Eugene is done on purpose.
That Ric Flair Scott Hall thing was hilarious man, the first time you have seen Scott Hall in 4 months, and the last time you would see him for another 4, those golden magic 5 seconds where he laughs at Flair......The writing there was so brilliantly woven. If you can't tell Im voting for Gante, though I do love the name.
R.I.P. ODB!
thedudeman69
11-15-2004, 11:42 PM
Buzz
Kiss
El Giant
this is my tournanment. I was a huge fan of WCW when I was a kid.
jackson13
11-16-2004, 04:51 AM
Buff Mommy
Norm
Gigante
Damone
11-16-2004, 08:39 AM
Bagwell
Kiss
El Gigante
Frank the Tank
11-16-2004, 09:26 AM
Judy
Demon
El Gigante (On another note, I loved nuthouse Flair. It was the most surreal segment ever. First you have Flair dancing in his boxers with his robe on, with the patients, then hitting on an ugly nurse. Finally, all of a sudden you see Scott Hall there, out of the blue and everyone starts praying to him or something. I don't remember it very clearly, but I do have it on tape somewhere.)
brodeurnumber1
11-16-2004, 03:55 PM
Buzzkill
KISS Demon
El Gigante(Man he sucked)
TheAxeGrinder
11-16-2004, 05:52 PM
I give it to Judy, since Buff suckswell.
KISS Demon
El Gigante (Flair should've been trapped in a beer store, not a nuthouse)
outsyder
11-16-2004, 09:51 PM
Judy Bagwell
KISS Demon
El Gigante
sharkstank
11-17-2004, 12:51 AM
judy bagwell, former tag team champion *cough*
norm
el gigante
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
starcat
11-17-2004, 12:41 PM
buzz
demon...i loved this character, but because of the lack of push i have to vote for it
el gigante...still a major laugh when i think of it
Lord Raiden
11-17-2004, 04:03 PM
Judy
KISS
El Gigante
Mikey2Dope
11-17-2004, 04:23 PM
Winners:
Judy Bagwell (7-5)
KISS Demon (9-3)
El Useless (12-0)
Match 13:
The New Breed
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newbreed/04.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Time travelers from the year 2002, when Dusty Rhodes is the president of the USA. Thank God THAT didn't happen.
vs
PN News
http://www.michielandrea.demon.nl/pnnews.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Rapping fatman who bebopped to the ring with no less stars than Salt n' Pepa.
Match 14:
Ice Train
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/i/icetrain/01.jpg
His name is Ice Train and his tights say Choo Choo. I think I've said enough.
vs
Dog
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/algreen/03.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/algreen/04.jpg
For no good reason Fit Finley & Brian Knobbs bring out Al Green as Dog who proceeds to mess up rooms and drink from the toilet. As hilarious as it sounds.
Match 15:
The Dungeon of Doom
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kamala/12.jpg http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/07.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ronreis/07.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Kevin Sullivan's assembly of misfits included the likes of Zodiac, the Leprechaun, Shark, The Yeti, and countless others. Almost like a roll call of WrestleCrap.
vs
The Desperados
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/desperados/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Dutch Mantell, Black Bart, and Dead Eye Dick go looking for Stan Hansen in a series of idiotic clips set in the Old West. They never find Hansen - or a wrestling ring, for that matter.
I vote for:
PN News
Dog
The Dungeon of Doom
Lord Raiden
11-17-2004, 04:25 PM
PN News
Dog
DOD
thedudeman69
11-17-2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Raiden
PN News
Dog
DOD
outsyder
11-17-2004, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Raiden
PN News
Dog
DOD
Ditto
goldfingerz
11-17-2004, 07:25 PM
Im sorry, but I have to go witht he time travelers!
Dog...and it was pretty funny...just really stupid.
Dungeon of doom...Single handedlt the worst faction....man the villains in the hulk hogan cartoon were scarrier!
Damone
11-17-2004, 11:43 PM
PN News - One of the few characters that made me change channels.
Dog
Dungeon
Frank the Tank
11-18-2004, 12:11 AM
PN News
The Dog
The Desperados (The Dungeon was a huge guilty pleasure faction for me during my youth, as I hated Hogan and their were so many horrible gimmicks what's not to love.)
TheAxeGrinder
11-18-2004, 08:33 AM
PN News
Dog
DUD, er, DOD (I miss Paul Wight throwing out drop kicks)
jackson13
11-18-2004, 12:32 PM
PN News
Dog
Dungeon
horrorfreak13
11-18-2004, 12:54 PM
PN News
Dog
DOD
brodeurnumber1
11-18-2004, 03:43 PM
PN News
The Dog
The Desparados
starcat
11-18-2004, 07:27 PM
pn
dog
dod
Mikey2Dope
11-18-2004, 07:51 PM
Winners:
PN News (10-1)
The Dog (11-0)
The Dungeon (9-2)
Match 16:
David Crockett
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davidcrockett/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: "Look at him, Tony! Look at him! He's a bald...headed...geek."
vs
The Juicer
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/artbarr/03.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Art Barr in his ghoulish recreation of Beetlejuice.
Match 17:
Viagra On A Pole Match
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/shanedouglas/15.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Booked by Vince Russo. What, you're surprised?
For people who didn't watch WCW this match was between Shane Douglas and Billy Kidman after it was revealed Douglas couldn't get it up in bed with Torrie Wilson. I believe Kidman brought out a hidden camera of them in bed which led to the match.
vs
The Shockmaster
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/fredottman/06.jpg
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock10.jpg
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock11.jpg
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock13.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Speaking of Tenta, here's his buddy Typhoon (Tugboat), who burst through a wall and into our hearts. Bad luck or no, one of the worst entrances ever.
Match 18:
Asya
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/asya/02.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Did the world really need a Chyna clone? WCW certainly thought so...
vs
The Ultimate Warrior - The WCW Years
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/05.jpg
Wrestlecrap: In a quest to stop the ratings slide, Eric Bischoff brings in the Warrior. Unfortunately, Warrior apparently believes he is the second coming of Batman, urging viewers to "tune in next week, same Warrior time, same Warrior channel!"
I vote for:
The Jucier
The Shockmaster (BEST.....ENTRANCE.....EVER)
The Ultimate Warrior (From his image appearing in Hogan's mirror from not being able to find the trap door in the ring and doing the worst improvisation I've ever seen this is a pretty easy choice)
brodeurnumber1
11-18-2004, 08:23 PM
Juicer
Shockmaster(TOUGH match though)
Ultimate Warrior- WCW Year(Eaaaasily)
jackson13
11-18-2004, 08:47 PM
Bettlejuice
Viagra (seriously, how could anyone NOT get it up in bed with Torrie Wilson? I get it up just thinking about that. And now I've said too much.)
Chyna2
Frank the Tank
11-18-2004, 09:45 PM
David Crockett (Awful announcer)
Shockmaster
The Warrior
goldfingerz
11-18-2004, 10:01 PM
Juicer....seriously, someone thought that beetlejuice would make a good wrestler? They were probablly paying tim burton 500 000 a show
And a wrestler who wears a splatterpainted storm trooper mask to the wring? Im sorry, there arent many thing in life more recognizeable than ANYTHING that was in the first satr wars trilogy. Im surprised they didn't just make a wrestling boba fett!
Gonna have to go with the Warrior.....that brought us such goodies as the One Warrior NAtion, and that sweet vignette were hogan saw the warriors face in the mirror, and so could everyone at home, but certainly not bischoff. Thats when WcW officially change from sports entertainment to soap opera.
outsyder
11-18-2004, 10:11 PM
Juicer
Shockmaster (Indeed the greatest entrance ever)
Asya
thedudeman69
11-18-2004, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by outsyder
Juicer
Shockmaster (Indeed the greatest entrance ever)
Asya
TheAxeGrinder
11-18-2004, 10:38 PM
David Crockett
The Shockmaster (IYou felt sorry for Typhoon for the slip up and laugh at him at the same time)
The Crazy Dude (Remember kids, SAME WARRIOR TIME, SAME WARRIOR CHANNEL!!)
Damone
11-19-2004, 08:38 AM
Juicer (No way could I vote for Crockett. Every Saturday and Sunday nights...him and Tony...ahh those were the days)
Shockmaster
Ultimate Warrior
Lord Raiden
11-19-2004, 11:00 PM
Juicer
Shockmaster
Warrior
sharkstank
11-21-2004, 04:51 AM
juicer
shockmaster
asya
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
starcat
11-21-2004, 11:29 AM
juicer
shockmaster
one warrior nation
urs74
11-22-2004, 01:30 AM
Juicer
Shockmaster
The Warrior
Mikey2Dope
11-22-2004, 06:57 PM
Winners:
The Juicer (11-2)
Shockmaster (12-1)
The Warrior (9-4)
Match 19:
David Arquette
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davidarquette/02.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davidarquette/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Vince Russo's idea was to garner mainstream pub by putting the company's top belt on the 1-800-Collect guy. It worked so well that WCW went out of business less than a year later.
vs
Big Josh
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mattborne/04.jpg
Wrestlecrap: A pre-Doink Matt Borne is a lumberjack escorted to the ring by dancing bears.
Match 20:
The Patriots
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/p/patriots/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Firebreaker Chip and Todd Champion as a worthless tag team hailing from the greatest town ever: WCW SPECIAL FORCES.
vs
GI Bro
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bookert/14.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Booker T was just hitting his stride in WCW when he reverted to his first persona in the business, a lame ass military gimmick.
Match 21:
The American Males
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/americanmales/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: As if Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs as Chippendales weren't bad enough, they had the worst song in the history of man for their entrance music.
vs
The Zodiac
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/07.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Ed Leslie yet again, this time with his face painted to resemble a yin-yang sign. Did he suck? Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Match 22:
The Booty Man
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/14.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Ed Leslie's most revolting gimmick, as he shook his fanny at women who were paid to swoon. Yikes.
vs
Lost In Cleveland
Couldn't find a pic but found this description:
First off, this was probably the worst angle in WCW history (#1 being that Shockmaster crap). In 1993, Cactus Jack wrestled WCW World champion Vader on an episode of WCW Saturday Night. Vader powerbombed him on concrete and won the match. Cactus Jack was not heard from for weeks. (It was merely an angle to give Mick Foley some time off with his wife, his son, and his newborn baby girl, Noel Foley). But as part of the storyline, WCW began doing vignettes with camera crews "finding" Cactus Jack in Cleveland hanging out with homeless people. Oh, and he wasn't playing himself; instead, he was playing a former sea captain. They even "flew" his "wife" and son to "Cleveland" to talk some sense into him. Ironically enough, they had a dumpy looking actress play his wife, instead of Colette. Eventually Cactus returned to WCW to feud with Vader and other wrestlers managed by Harley Race. Cactus Jack defeated Yoshi Kwan at Fall Brawl to win his bag back, there was something in there, which I can't recall. Cactus Jack lost the feud at Haloween Havoc, when he lost the Texas Death Match to Big Van Vader.
Wrestlecrap: Cactus Jack loses his memory (or was that his dignity) in this series of idiotic sketches. Highlight is Jack, who thinks he's a sailor, making poor Jenny's bike seaworthy so she can run her paper route.
I vote for:
David Arquette
The Patriots (tough one though)
The Zodiac
Lost In Cleveland
jackson13
11-22-2004, 07:06 PM
Big Josh (dancing bears? I'll take Deputy Dewey over that anyday)
The Patriots
American Males (I dont think I've seen a gayer looking couple. And that comes from previously working in a video store with more than the necessary amount of gay pornos in stock in their massive porn section)
Booty Man (Foley can make anything good)
Frank the Tank
11-22-2004, 07:15 PM
David Arquette (Dancing Bears>C List Actor winning the world title)
G.I. Bro (I don't understand why they brought that shitty gimmick back in the first place)
American Males (They did have the greatest theme ever though. "AMERICAN MALES, AMERICAN MALES, repeat times 20")
Wow, this one's really really tough. I guess Booty Man cause they actually tried to make Ed Leslie cool and sexy. That is just fucking wrong.
goldfingerz
11-22-2004, 11:37 PM
I gotta go with David Arquette, IMO thats like making Paulie Shore champ 10 years ago, just stupid. Frankly I think I'd enjoy someone with a dancing bear.
The Patriots is just the stupidest idea ever. It should have been a cartoon on sesame street, not on wrestling. BRUTAL! It is however rather calming to hear that if shit ever goes really bad, we have the WCW special forces there to back us up!
I may be in the minioity here, but I actually thought that Zodiac was sort of a cool character, so I vote for Riggs and Bagwell!
I remember the first time I ever turned WCW on, seeing the booty man, and thinking "holy crap it's Brutus the Barber Beefcake!!" That was when I thought that saturday afternoon program was the big show, and their main draws were ice train, booty man, and sarge.
outsyder
11-23-2004, 12:20 AM
Arquette
The Patriots
AMERICAN MALES (Thank God Bagwell split for the NWO)
Lost in Cleveland
Damone
11-23-2004, 09:18 AM
Arquette
GI Bro
Zodiac
Booty Man
TheAxeGrinder
11-23-2004, 09:41 AM
Arquette (Sasso would've made a better champ)
GI Bro (poor Booker)
Zodiac (YES! NO! YES! NO!)
Lost In Cleveland (too much Leslie is a bad thing)
horrorfreak13
11-23-2004, 04:08 PM
Arquette
GI Bro
Zodiac
Booty Man
starcat
11-23-2004, 07:16 PM
Arquette
GI Bro
Zodiac
Booty Man
sharkstank
11-24-2004, 02:11 AM
exactly what frank said, lol. so i say arquette, FORMER WCW CHAMPION
the patriots- firebreaker chip and todd champion?! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ed leslie, but that was the greatest music ever *goes to download american males theme*
ed leslie
u know, looking at this round of matchups, people bag on vince, but wcw had ,MANY worse ideas. these are just hilarious
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brodeurnumber1
11-24-2004, 04:53 PM
Arquette(oh boy)
GI Bro
American Males
Booty Man
Mikey2Dope
11-25-2004, 12:21 AM
Winners:
David Arquette (10-1)
GI Bro (6-5)
The Zodiac (6-5)
The Booty Man (8-3)
Match 23:
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/p/princeiaukua/03.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Lame ass jobber Prince Iaukea is reborn as the purple one himself...and still sucks.
vs
The Chamber of Horrors
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/abdulah/09.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Bizarre cage match in which the competitors tried to electrocute their opponents in the CHAIR OF TORTURE.
Match 24:
Ready To Rumble
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790751445.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Just what the world was waiting for: a WCW movie starring David Arquette as a septic truck driver. Watch for Gene Okerlund hitting on Jimmy King, and a rare cameo by Scott Farkus of A Christmas Story.
vs
Robocop
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock4.jpg
Wrestlecrap: The Future of Law Enforcement clanks down to the ring to save Sting from the clutches of the evil Four Horsemen.
Match 25:
Steve McMichael
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/stevemcmichael/04.jpg
Wrestlecrap: "This place is apropos, and that don't mean you're digging around the dirt with farm implements, baby!" Yeah, what he said.
vs
The Dynamic Dudes
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dynamicdudes/04.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Shane Douglas and Johnny Ace are cool surfer dudes who everyone hates.
Match 26:
That 70's Guy
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikeawesome/06.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Bedecked in a leisure suit, gold chains, and feathered back hair, Awesome looked as though he had just hopped off the dance floor with Tony Manero.
vs
The Black Scorpion
http://www.midsouthwrestling.com/sting17.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Evil wrestling magician who tortured Sting with mystical magic powers, like the ability to turn a man into a tiger. It was all worth it for his final appearance, however, when he landed in a space ship. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the ultimate in stupidity, this scores 178.
I vote for:
Prince Iaukea
Robocop
Steve McMichael (Terrible announcer,even worse wrestler and the worst 4 Horsemen ever besides Paul Roma)
The Black Scorpion
Damone
11-25-2004, 09:33 AM
Chamber
Robocop
Steve McMichael
The Black Scorpion
TheAxeGrinder
11-25-2004, 09:40 AM
The Chamber (Count Fagula rules!)
Robocop
Mongo
That 70's Guy (poor Mike Awesome)
Frank the Tank
11-25-2004, 03:14 PM
Artist (Chamber Of Horrors was so stupid it became entertaining)
Robocop (I'm still ashamed I saw RTR at the theater and that I still think it's a decent flick)
Mongo
The Black Scorpion (Although That 70's Guy was dumb, TBS is one of the worst angles ever)
horrorfreak13
11-25-2004, 03:58 PM
The Chamber
Robocop
Mongo
That 70's Guy
starcat
11-25-2004, 08:25 PM
Chamber
Robocop...this was so funny!!!!
Steve McMichael...sorry, i just loved the dynamic dudes
The Black Scorpion
jackson13
11-25-2004, 09:50 PM
Prince
Robocop (RTR is da bomb yo)
Mr. Debra Austin
Disco Stu
outsyder
11-25-2004, 10:42 PM
PRINCE IKEA
Robocop (No way I'm voting against Joe Pantoliano, Oliver Platt, and Martin Landau)
Steve McMichael
The Black Scorpion
goldfingerz
11-28-2004, 01:03 PM
Prince Iaukea....The chamber amused me....it was very strange.
Robocop....if he came to take on the horsemen...then how the hell is Flair still alive?
Steve McMichael....Worst Horseman ever for sure....Paul Roma kicks ass
The Black Scorpion....just plain stupid.
brodeurnumber1
11-28-2004, 07:32 PM
Chamber of Horrors
Robocop(Everyone loves Ready 2 Rumble)
McMichael
The Black Scorpion
sharkstank
11-29-2004, 12:56 AM
chamber
ready to rumble
dudes
scorpion
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mikey2Dope
12-01-2004, 01:01 AM
Winners:
The Chamber (6-5)
Robocop (10-1)
Mongo Bongo (10-1)
The Black Scorpion (8-3)
Match 27:
The Ding Dongs
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/funnywrestlers/Dungeon.htm
Wrestlecrap: Unable to convince booker Ole Anderson that wrestling hunchbacks will get over, Jim Herd gets the go ahead to have a tag team that rings a bell - for the entire length of their matches!
vs
Gary Spivey
http://www.1007.com/cgi-script/csNews/image_upload/Morning_20Show_20People_2edb.biggary.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Pro wrestling psychic who apparently garnered his super powers by attaching a giant brillo pad to his head.
Match 28:
The Leprechaun (a pic of the guy who played him)
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/sarge/02.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Evil imp who was searching for a pot of gold at the end of the WCW rainbow.
vs
Chucky
http://www.penpals.la/upload/bride%20of%20chucky.jpg1075990461.jpg
Wrestlecrap: The Child's Play puppet wins a debate with Rick Steiner. Is that so hard to believe?
Match 29:
Evad Sullivan
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davesullivan/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: I'm not sure which is dumber: the idea of a dyslexic wrestler that insults everyone who has that affliction by being an idiot or the thought that he wants to be Hulk Hogan.
vs
Norman The Lunatic
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikeshaw/10.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Mike Shaw as an escapee from a mental institution. How sad is it when that's your BEST role?
I vote for:
The Ding Dongs
Chucky
Evad Sullivan
Damone
12-01-2004, 09:38 AM
Ding Dongs
Chucky
Evad
jackson13
12-01-2004, 10:05 AM
Ding Dongs
Leprachaun (dont fuck with the Chuck)
Sully
horrorfreak13
12-01-2004, 11:32 AM
Ding Dongs
Leprechaun
Evad Sullivan
TheAxeGrinder
12-01-2004, 11:34 AM
Ding Dongs
Lepechaun (Warwick Davis would NOT be pleased)
Evad (where's DDP and his bunny suit?)
goldfingerz
12-01-2004, 03:36 PM
Man, this round is tough, cause these are all just shit! The other rounds have been bad, but some gimmicks have been amusing and such, but these are terrible!
Ding Dongs
Chucky
Evad
brodeurnumber1
12-01-2004, 04:01 PM
Ding Dongs
Leprachaun
Evad
starcat
12-01-2004, 05:10 PM
ding dongs
chuckie
norman
outsyder
12-01-2004, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
Ding Dongs
Leprachaun
Evad
Ditto.
Frank the Tank
12-01-2004, 10:21 PM
The Ding Dongs (I mark for Gary Spivey and his silver fro of doom)
Chucky vs Rick Steiner
EVAD
Mikey2Dope
12-03-2004, 10:48 PM
Chucky & The Leprechaun are tied at 5.
Next vote wins.
Rated R
12-04-2004, 01:29 PM
Leprechaun
Mikey2Dope
12-06-2004, 02:45 PM
Winners:
The Ding Dongs (10-0)
The Leprechaun (6-5)
Evad (9-1)
Match 30:
High Voltage
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/highvoltage/01.jpg
Robbie Rage & Kenny Kaos electrify the crowd with their crappy wrestling and even crappier gimmick.
vs
Loch Ness
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/gianthaystacks/04.jpg
Wrestlecrap: A member of the infamous Dungeon of Doom, the big man known in the UK as Giant Haystacks was brought in long past the time he even remembered what the term "mobile" meant.
Match 31:
Captain Mike
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikerotundo/04.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Captain Mike Rotundo (or Rotunda, depending on the day) leaves the Varsity Club but keeps his name, with explanation being that he is no longer the captain of a wrestling team but rather the captain of a boat. What?
vs
Arachniman
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bradarmstrong/01.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Brad Armstrong puts on his Spiderman underoos to become a crime fighter from Web City.
Match 32:
The York Foundation
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/y/yorkfoundation/03.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Computerized clique who wrestled according to a computer program that calculated the weaknesses of their opponents. They never lost, except when they did, which was all the time.
vs
"Hole in One" Barry Darsow
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/barrydarsow/08.jpg
Wrestlecrap: Evil golfer who was originally scheduled to work under the name "Stewart Pain." A double bogey for sure.
I vote for:
Loch Ness
Arachniman
The Evil Golfer
brodeurnumber1
12-06-2004, 03:18 PM
Lochness
Captain Mike
York Foundation
High Voltage
Captain Mike (Many gimmicks, still no talent)
The York Foundation
Damone
12-06-2004, 03:33 PM
Loch Ness
Arachniman
Darsow
outsyder
12-06-2004, 09:54 PM
Loch Ness
Arachniman
The York Foundation
TheAxeGrinder
12-07-2004, 08:22 AM
Loch Ness
Captain Mike
Asshole In One
jackson13
12-07-2004, 09:56 AM
Nessie
Spiderman
Evil Golfer
Frank the Tank
12-07-2004, 02:51 PM
High Voltage (Meh, Loch Ness was only around for a month and any wrestlers who have the names Robbie Rage and Kenny Kaos should be shot.)
Arachniman
The York Foundation (Darsow and his golfing was a huge guilty pleasure)
starcat
12-07-2004, 05:16 PM
Loch Ness
Arachniman
The York Foundation
sharkstank
12-07-2004, 10:48 PM
loch ness
arachniman
evil golfer, just look at him
WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO
goldfingerz
12-08-2004, 01:49 PM
Loch Ness
Arachniman
The York Foundation
horrorfreak13
12-08-2004, 03:17 PM
Loch Ness
Arachniman
Evil Golfer
Mikey2Dope
12-08-2004, 03:38 PM
The York Foundation and The EVIL Golfer are tied at 6.
Next vote wins.
Rated R
12-09-2004, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by jeo4
High Voltage
Captain Mike (Many gimmicks, still no talent)
The York Foundation
I agree...and yet Rotundo(a) was able to beat Steve Corino in the Heel tournament...damn.
Anyway I also agree with your choices completely
TheAxeGrinder
12-09-2004, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by Rated R
I agree...and yet Rotundo(a) was able to beat Steve Corino in the Heel tournament...damn.
Anyway I also agree with your choices completely
Rotundo beat Corino because he played his heel gimmicks so over the top that they worked. He was given stupid gimmicks, but he has the natural ability to play the heel, so it's no wonder they worked for the most part, particularly his IRS gimmick.
Mikey2Dope
12-12-2004, 01:07 AM
Winners:
Loch Ness (10-3)
Arachniman (9-4)
The York Foundation (7-6)
That be it for Round 1. Round 2 up soon.
Mikey2Dope
12-17-2004, 01:20 PM
Round 2!
Match 1:
The Yeti
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ronreis/02.jpg
vs
The Chamber of Horrors
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/abdulah/09.jpg
Match 2:
Glacier
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/glacier/05.jpg
vs
Oz
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinnash/10.jpg
http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/Oz.gif
Match 3:
Steve McMichael
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/stevemcmichael/04.jpg
vs
Johnny B. Badd
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/marcmero/18.jpg
I vote for:
The Yeti
Glacier
Mongo
TheAxeGrinder
12-17-2004, 02:01 PM
The Yeti
Oz
Mongo
Frank the Tank
12-17-2004, 04:27 PM
Yeti
Glacier (As bad as Oz, the fact that they put close to a year's worth of hype into Glacier seals it for me.)
Mongo (Badd did look gay, but from 1994 to 1996 he could go)
Damone
12-17-2004, 06:51 PM
The Yeti
Glacier
Mongo
jackson13
12-17-2004, 08:45 PM
Yeti
Oz
Mr. Debra Austin
outsyder
12-18-2004, 01:45 AM
Yeti
Glacier
Worst Horseman EVAR!!
Mikey2Dope
12-20-2004, 02:31 PM
Winners:
The Yeti (6-0)
Glacier (4-2)
Mongo (6-0)
Match 4:
Jay Leno, Pro Wrestler
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jayleno/02.jpg
vs
Loch Ness
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/gianthaystacks/04.jpg
Match 5:
Ultimate Warrior, the WCW Years
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/05.jpg
vs
The York Foundation
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/y/yorkfoundation/03.jpg
Match 6:
El Gigante
http://www.afact.com/wrestlers/memorabilia/uk_gigante_moc.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/smokyrobmoore/9elgigante122590-92500.jpg
vs
Judy Bagwell
http://www.wrestlingprofessor.com/JudyBagwell.jpg
I vote for:
Jay Leno
The Warrior
El Gigante
Damone
12-20-2004, 02:46 PM
Leno
Warrior
Bagwell
Leno
The York Foundation (Though the Warrior is a nice choice)
Judy Bagwell
Ugh...I'm remembering now why WCW folded.
jackson13
12-20-2004, 04:23 PM
loch Ness
Yorkies
Buffs Mommy
starcat
12-20-2004, 06:47 PM
Leno
Warrior
Bagwell
brodeurnumber1
12-20-2004, 07:27 PM
Leno
Warrior
Gigante(Oh so horrible, both in WCW and WWF)
outsyder
12-20-2004, 08:28 PM
Leno
York Foundation
Judy Bagwell
Frank the Tank
12-20-2004, 09:20 PM
Leno
Warrior
The best woman's wrestler ever (Screw the Joshi chicks) Judy Baggwell.
TheAxeGrinder
12-21-2004, 12:39 PM
Leno
Destrucity!!
Judy 'My Son Is A Moron' Bagwell
sharkstank
12-22-2004, 08:30 PM
leno
own
judy
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
outsyder
12-23-2004, 01:04 AM
Dog
Leprechaun
PN News
Mikey2Dope
12-23-2004, 01:07 AM
Winners:
Jay Leno (9-1)
The Warrior (7-3)
Judy Bagwell (8-2)
Match 7:
KISS Demon
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/daletorborg/04.jpg
vs
Dog
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/algreen/04.jpg
Match 8:
The Finger Poke Title Change
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/tap.jpg
vs
The Leprechaun
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/sarge/02.jpg
Match 9:
Evad Sullivan
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davesullivan/01.jpg
vs
PN News
http://www.michielandrea.demon.nl/pnnews.jpg
I vote for:
The Demon
The Leprechaun
PN News
jackson13
12-23-2004, 10:58 AM
Dog
Warwick Davis
Evad
brodeurnumber1
12-23-2004, 11:49 AM
Kiss Demon
Finger Poke Title Change(whatever you think of the Leprachaun, it wasn't nearly as big as this)
Evad Sullivan
Frank the Tank
12-23-2004, 12:59 PM
The Dog
Fingerpoke
EVAD
Kiss Demon
Finger Poke Title Change
Evad Sullivan
TheAxeGrinder
12-23-2004, 02:40 PM
Kiss Demon
Finger Poke Title Change
Evad Sullivan (seeing DDP in a bunny suit beating up on Evad was kind of fun)
HannibalGuy
12-23-2004, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Mikey2Dope
http://www.afact.com/wrestlers/memorabilia/uk_gigante_moc.jpg [/B]
I have that figure.
Kiss
Evad Sullivan
Fingerpoke
starcat
12-23-2004, 06:54 PM
Kiss Demon
Finger Poke Title Change
Evad Sullivan
Damone
12-23-2004, 08:44 PM
Kiss
Finger poke
PN News
Mikey2Dope
12-24-2004, 03:58 PM
Winners:
The Demon (7-2)
The Finger Poke (7-2)
EVAD (7-2)
Match 10:
David Arquette
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davidarquette/02.jpg
vs
Van Hammer
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/v/vanhammer/16.jpg
Match 11:
The Renegade
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/renegade/02.jpg
vs
The Juicer
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/artbarr/03.jpg
Match 12:
Robocop
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock4.jpg
vs
The Zodiac
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/07.jpg
I vote for:
David Arquette
The Renegade
Robocop
starcat
12-24-2004, 04:16 PM
hammer
renegade
robocop
brodeurnumber1
12-24-2004, 04:24 PM
Arquette
Renegade
Zodiac
Damone
12-24-2004, 09:34 PM
Arquette
Renegade
Robocop
sharkstank
12-26-2004, 10:22 PM
arquette
renegade
zodiac
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jackson13
12-27-2004, 09:51 AM
Arquette
Renegade
Zodiac (Robocop rules dammit!)
TheAxeGrinder
12-27-2004, 10:55 AM
Arquette
Renegade
Zodiac
Mikey2Dope
12-29-2004, 01:30 PM
Robocop and The Zodiac are tied at 4.
Next vote wins.
Frank the Tank
12-29-2004, 05:03 PM
Robocop
Mikey2Dope
12-29-2004, 05:54 PM
Winners:
Arquette (6-2)
Robocop (5-4)
The Renegade (8-0)
Match 13:
The Black Scorpion
http://www.midsouthwrestling.com/sting17.jpg
vs
The Ding Dongs (The only pic I had got the Red X of Doom Treatment)
Wrestlecrap: Unable to convince booker Ole Anderson that wrestling hunchbacks will get over, Jim Herd gets the go ahead to have a tag team that rings a bell - for the entire length of their matches!
Match 14:
The Dungeon of Doom
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kamala/12.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ronreis/07.jpg
vs
Arachniman
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bradarmstrong/01.jpg
Match 15:
The Shockmaster
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/fredottman/06.jpg http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock13.jpg
vs
Oklahoma
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/e/edferarra/06.jpg
Match 16:
The Booty Man
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/14.jpg
vs
GI Bro
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bookert/14.jpg
I vote for:
The Black Scorpion
The Dungeon of Doom
The Shockmaster
The Booy Man
brodeurnumber1
12-29-2004, 06:20 PM
Black Scoprion
Dungeon of Doom
Shockmaster(tough one though)
Booty Man
jackson13
12-29-2004, 07:16 PM
Ding-dongs
Dungeon
Ok-la-ho-ma
Booty Man
Frank the Tank
12-30-2004, 12:03 AM
Ding Dongs
Dungeon Of Doom
Shockmaster
The Booty Man
The Black Scorpion
The Dungeon of Doom
The Shockmaster
G I Bro
Damone
12-30-2004, 11:22 AM
Ding Dongs
Dungeon
Ok
GI Bro
starcat
12-30-2004, 12:55 PM
Ding Dongs
Dungeon Of Doom
Shockmaster
The Booty Man
TheAxeGrinder
12-30-2004, 04:51 PM
Ding Dongs (though the Scorpion fiasco deserves special mention)
Dungeon Of Doom
Shockmaster
The Booty Man
goldfingerz
12-31-2004, 02:33 PM
Ding Dongs
Dungeon Of Doom
Shockmaster
The Booty Man
horrorfreak13
01-01-2005, 01:41 PM
Ding Dongs
Dungeons Of Doom
Oklahoma
GI Bro
outsyder
01-01-2005, 02:48 PM
Black Scorpion
Arachniman
Shockmaster
Booty Man
sharkstank
01-02-2005, 07:07 AM
ding songs
dungeon
shockmaster
booty man
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mikey2Dope
01-02-2005, 02:03 PM
Winners:
The Ding Dongs (8-4)
The Dungeon (11-1)
The Shockmaster (9-3)
The Booty Man (9-3)
That be it for Round 2. Next round up soon.
Mikey2Dope
01-02-2005, 02:07 PM
Match 1:
The Renegade
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/renegade/02.jpg
vs
The Dungeon of Doom
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ronreis/07.jpg
Match 2:
Judy Bagwell
http://www.wrestlingprofessor.com/JudyBagwell.jpg
vs
David Arquette
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davidarquette/02.jpg
I vote for:
The Renegade (DOD was just too hilarious)
David Arquette (who should win it all)
brodeurnumber1
01-02-2005, 02:30 PM
Dungeon of Doom(Hilarious, yes. Horrible, yes.)
David Arquette
outsyder
01-02-2005, 02:48 PM
DOD
Arquette
starcat
01-02-2005, 04:33 PM
renegade
arquette
jackson13
01-02-2005, 06:10 PM
Renegade
Mrs. Bagwell
Damone
01-02-2005, 06:43 PM
DOD
Bagwell
Frank the Tank
01-02-2005, 07:45 PM
Renegade
David Arquette
TheAxeGrinder
01-02-2005, 07:59 PM
Renegade
Arquette
The Renegade
Judy Bagwell
Mikey2Dope
01-04-2005, 03:09 PM
Winners:
The Renegade (6-3)
David Arquette (6-3)
Match 3:
Steve McMichael
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/stevemcmichael/04.jpg
vs
The Booty Man
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/14.jpg
Match 4:
The Yeti
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ronreis/02.jpg
vs
Robocop
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock4.jpg
I vote for:
Mongo
The Yeti
Booty Man Beefcake
The Yeti
brodeurnumber1
01-04-2005, 03:23 PM
McMichael
Dry Humping Yeti
Damone
01-04-2005, 03:28 PM
Booty Man
Yeti
starcat
01-04-2005, 06:10 PM
booty
robo
jackson13
01-04-2005, 06:17 PM
Brutus Beefcake
Yeti (I find it extremely hilarious that this character is supposed to be a Yeti, which is a descendant of the Bigfoot family, yet is dressed, walks, and acts like a Mummy.)
Frank the Tank
01-04-2005, 07:34 PM
Booty Man
Yeti
TheAxeGrinder
01-04-2005, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Booty Man
Yeti
Ditto.
outsyder
01-04-2005, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by TheAxeGrinder
Ditto.
Double ditto.
Mikey2Dope
01-05-2005, 12:43 AM
Winners:
The Booty Man (7-2)
The Yeti (8-1)
Match 5:
The Finger Poke Title Change
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/tap.jpg
vs
Evad Sullivan
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davesullivan/01.jpg
Match 6:
Glacier
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/g/glacier/05.jpg
vs
Jay Leno, Pro Wrestler
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jayleno/02.jpg
I vote for:
Evad
Jay Leno
TheAxeGrinder
01-05-2005, 12:53 AM
Fingerpoke Of DOOOOOM!!
Jay Leno
jackson13
01-05-2005, 01:20 AM
Evad
Jay
horrorfreak13
01-05-2005, 11:18 AM
Fingerpoke
Jay Leno
Damone
01-05-2005, 12:41 PM
Fingerpoke
Glacier
brodeurnumber1
01-05-2005, 06:02 PM
Fingerpoke
Leno
outsyder
01-06-2005, 07:33 AM
Sullivan
Leno
starcat
01-06-2005, 07:00 PM
Fingerpoke
Glacier
Mikey2Dope
01-07-2005, 01:50 PM
Winners:
The Finger Poke (6-3)
The Horrible Late Night Talk Show Host (6-3)
Match 7:
KISS Demon
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/daletorborg/04.jpg
vs
Ultimate Warrior, the WCW Years
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/05.jpg
Match 8:
The Shockmaster
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/fredottman/06.jpg http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock13.jpg
vs
The Ding Dongs
Wrestlecrap: Unable to convince booker Ole Anderson that wrestling hunchbacks will get over, Jim Herd gets the go ahead to have a tag team that rings a bell - for the entire length of their matches!
I vote for:
The Warrior
The Shockmaster
Damone
01-07-2005, 02:27 PM
Kiss Demon (As bad as the Warrior's run was I can't see it being worse than the idea of a KISS based wrestler)
Shockmaster (After thinking about it I change my vote)
Frank the Tank
01-07-2005, 04:35 PM
Warrior
Shockmaster
brodeurnumber1
01-07-2005, 06:28 PM
Warrior
Shockmaster
starcat
01-07-2005, 06:32 PM
tough one but i go with the warrior
ding dongs
jackson13
01-07-2005, 10:18 PM
KISS Demon
Ding Dongs
outsyder
01-08-2005, 03:39 PM
KISS Demon
Shockmaster
TheAxeGrinder
01-08-2005, 07:13 PM
DESTRUCITY!!
Typhoon
Mikey2Dope
01-09-2005, 03:01 PM
Winners:
Warrior (5-4)
Shockmaster (6-3)
That's all for Round 3. Round 4 up soon.
Mikey2Dope
01-09-2005, 03:16 PM
Round 4!
Match 1:
The Finger Poke Title Change
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/tap.jpg
vs
The Yeti
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/ronreis/02.jpg
Match 2:
David Arquette
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davidarquette/02.jpg
vs
The Shockmaster
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/f/fredottman/06.jpg http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock13.jpg
I vote for:
The Yeti
David Arquette
outsyder
01-09-2005, 05:56 PM
Yeti
Arquette (tough match)
starcat
01-09-2005, 07:37 PM
fingerpoke
arquette
jackson13
01-09-2005, 11:20 PM
Yeti
Shockmaster
sharkstank
01-10-2005, 12:04 AM
yeti
arquette
WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damone
01-10-2005, 08:48 AM
Yeti
Arquette
Frank the Tank
01-10-2005, 08:49 AM
Fingerpoke (While it pretty much killed WCW)
Arquette (And that was the final nail in the coffin)
TheAxeGrinder
01-10-2005, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Fingerpoke (While it pretty much killed WCW)
Arquette (And that was the final nail in the coffin)
True and very true.
horrorfreak13
01-10-2005, 11:36 AM
fingerpoke
arquette
Fingerpoke Challenge
Shockmaster
brodeurnumber1
01-10-2005, 10:16 PM
Fingerpoke
Arquette
Mikey2Dope
01-10-2005, 10:21 PM
Winners:
Fingerpoke (6-5)
David Arquette (9-2)
Match 3:
Ultimate Warrior, The WCW Years
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/05.jpg
vs
The Renegade
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/renegade/02.jpg
Match 4:
The Booty Man
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/14.jpg
vs
Jay Leno, Pro Wrestler
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jayleno/02.jpg
I vote for:
Warrior (tough)
Jay Leno
Frank the Tank
01-10-2005, 10:26 PM
Warrior
Booty
brodeurnumber1
01-10-2005, 10:34 PM
Warrior
Leno
jackson13
01-10-2005, 11:08 PM
Renegade
Booty
outsyder
01-10-2005, 11:18 PM
Renegade
Booty
Damone
01-11-2005, 09:49 AM
Renegade
Booty
The Ultimate Warrior
The Booty Man
starcat
01-11-2005, 05:47 PM
warrior
booty
horrorfreak13
01-12-2005, 03:08 PM
warrior
booty
Mikey2Dope
01-12-2005, 03:31 PM
Winners:
The Warrior (6-3)
The Booty Man (7-2)
The Final Four:
The Finger Poke Title Change
David Arquette
Ultimate Warrior, The WCW Years
The Booty Man
Mikey2Dope
01-12-2005, 03:35 PM
Match 1:
The Finger Poke Title Change
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/tap.jpg
vs
The Booty Man
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/brutusbeefcake/14.jpg
Match 2:
David Arquette
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davidarquette/02.jpg
vs
Ultimate Warrior, The WCW Years
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/05.jpg
I vote for:
The Booty Man
David Arquette
jackson13
01-12-2005, 03:59 PM
Booty Man
Warrior
The Fingerpoke Title Change
The Ultimate Warrior
Damone
01-12-2005, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by jeo4
The Fingerpoke Title Change
The Ultimate Warrior
I agree.
brodeurnumber1
01-12-2005, 06:53 PM
Fingerpoke Title Change
TOUGH one, but as bad as Warrior was, Arquette was the final nail in the coffin
Frank the Tank
01-12-2005, 06:55 PM
Fingerpoke
Arquette
jackson13
01-12-2005, 06:56 PM
Hey, I'm too lazy to go back and look, but I was watching MadTV today on Comedy Central, and one of the episodes with Bret Hart was on, where he attacked Sasso and then Roddy Piper came out of the crowd and sprayed him in the eyes with something and Bret ran off.
I remember watching all of this play out week after week on MadTV, and even remember that it led to a match on Nitro (and maybe even a PPV) that I saw (one of the few wCw things I ever saw). Was that whole angle/storyline included in this tourney? Cause looking back, it was shit.
starcat
01-12-2005, 08:01 PM
fingerpoke
warrior
outsyder
01-12-2005, 10:33 PM
Fingerpoke Title Change
Arquette
Mikey2Dope
01-13-2005, 08:19 PM
Finger Poke leads 6-2
Arquette and The Warrior are tied at 4.
Any more votes?
goldfingerz
01-14-2005, 02:01 PM
booty man and arquette
Mikey2Dope
01-14-2005, 03:13 PM
Winners:
Finger Poke (6-3)
David Arquette (5-4)
Mikey2Dope
01-14-2005, 03:14 PM
THE FINAL MATCH:
The Finger Poke Title Change
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/tap.jpg
vs
David Arquette
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/davidarquette/02.jpg
Vote away!
brodeurnumber1
01-14-2005, 03:36 PM
Wow. Truly on of the toughest WrestleCrap matches ever. Errr, I guess I'll go for The Fingerpoke Title Change, for putting the first nail in the coffin on the death of WCW.
Damone
01-14-2005, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by brodeurnumber1
Wow. Truly on of the toughest WrestleCrap matches ever. Errr, I guess I'll go for The Fingerpoke Title Change, for putting the first nail in the coffin on the death of WCW.
Same here.
By the time Arquette rolled around I think everyone knew it was just a matter of time.
starcat
01-14-2005, 05:23 PM
fingerpoke... arquette was so bad it doesnt even deserve to be wrestlecrap
jackson13
01-14-2005, 08:41 PM
Finkerpoke
(READY TO RUMBLE RULES!!!!!!)
Mikey2Dope
01-14-2005, 09:39 PM
David Arquette which is losing 4-1.
Keep those votes coming.
The Fingerpoke Title Change
outsyder
01-15-2005, 01:38 AM
Arquette.
Mikey2Dope
01-16-2005, 03:13 PM
The Fingerpoke Title Change - 5
David Arquette - 2
Last call for votes.
Frank the Tank
01-17-2005, 10:47 AM
Arquette
While, RTR is a enertaining movie, their decision to give the belt to a shitty C-List Actor was just horrible.
TheAxeGrinder
01-17-2005, 10:47 AM
FingerpokeofdoomOMG!!!!!11!1@!!!@!
brodeurnumber1
01-17-2005, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Arquette
While, RTR is a enertaining movie, their decision to give the belt to a shitty C-List Actor was just horrible.
Worse than building up a match with two gigantic egos that everyone was looking forward to(although it would have sucked). And ending it in the dumbest swerve in history? Even with Arquette, the company was virtually done anyways.
Mikey2Dope
01-17-2005, 10:43 PM
Da Winnah and WCW Crap Champion:
THE FINGER POKE TITLE CHANGE
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/05/tap.jpg
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nwo/73.jpg
Thanks to all who voted!
TheAxeGrinder
01-17-2005, 11:20 PM
Great tourny as usual, Mikey! Now let's all turn around and focus on my tourny. :p
Excellent Tourney and deserving champion. Remember kids! If it's crap, it usually involves the nWo! :D
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