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free
11-14-2004, 03:12 PM
This was too funny not to post.


Female soldiers banned from G-strings

From correspondents in Jerusalem
November 10, 2004

A hard-nosed Israeli army officer at a base near Tel Aviv has banned young women soldiers from wearing skimpy G-string underwear, the Maariv daily reported.

"Only my wife has the right to wear a G-string," the officer told the soldiers.

He did not say how the army would be checking whether the order had been followed.

Source. (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11340677%255E13762,00.html)
<3mekthx
11-14-2004, 03:17 PM
Wow? "Only my wife has the right to wear a G-string" . Where does he get off with that type of thinking? Funny (bizarre) story.
jeo4
11-14-2004, 05:45 PM
Never mind that terrorists are crossing over our borders...let's ban butt floss!

:confused: :mad:
Tweek
11-14-2004, 06:23 PM
At first it seems odd, but it makes sense.

why would a soldier need to wear a g-string?
It doesn't seem practical.

But actually, that doesn't seem to be the man's reasoning.
The Postmaster General
11-15-2004, 02:38 PM
What about T-backs, thongs, and teardrops?
jeo4
11-15-2004, 05:56 PM
More importantly, what about edible underwear? MMMM! Snacks between missions!

:p
Cyclonus
11-15-2004, 07:59 PM
Are they really having a problem with female soliders in G-strings distracting male soliders? Or is this officer just sexually repressed (marital problems perhaps) and needs to find a hooker real fast?
James Logan
11-22-2004, 08:16 AM
Oh yeah, G-strings. That's what's letting suicide bombers in.

I don't get the man's reasoning, though. Are the soldiers his daughters or mistresses? Because if not, why the hell does he compare their butt floss to his wife's?

Jeez. :)
The Postmaster General
11-22-2004, 05:52 PM
These aren't US soldiers are they? I was under the impression is wasn't.
free
11-22-2004, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
These aren't US soldiers are they? I was under the impression is wasn't.

No, and I get the impression it's not the entire Israeli army, just this one part of under his command.
Fettdog
12-10-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by free
This was too funny not to post.


Female soldiers banned from G-strings

From correspondents in Jerusalem
November 10, 2004

A hard-nosed Israeli army officer at a base near Tel Aviv has banned young women soldiers from wearing skimpy G-string underwear


Phew! I guess it's still OK for the guys to wear them then! ;)