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free
11-25-2004, 09:21 PM
And no, that's not the latest comments from Mike Tyson, those are some friendly reminders from the wonderful folks that brought you God Hates Fags (http://www.godhatesfags.com), the wonderful God Hates America. (http://www.godhatesamerica.com)

If you are as repulsed as I was, and don't want to add to their traffic, here are some reason behind those wonderful ramblings. Also, thanks to all you REAL Christian schmoes, and sorry for people like this that falsely use your God's name.


The Fag Army
Three years ago, God Almighty struck this nation a direct, wrathful blow that you have ignored! There is a gigantic hole where once stood the symbol of America's financial might, and all the preachers in this country can do is wring their hands and talk about how much God loves everyone.

God destroyed the WTC to punish America! Deal with it!

Bloody butcher Bush thinks he can distract from these facts by taking over Babylon with his fag army. As a result of his foolishness, body bags are coming home by the truckload.

Number of Americans who have entered hell as result of this bloody takeover of Babylon:

1,229

Tillman and Berg
Face it, they're in Hell
Pat Tillman and Nick Berg are in Hell! They'll be there for all eternity, and there's no amount of wailing that will change that simple fact.
Pat Tillman could have used his influence for good, and instead, used it to promote the filthy American army; the same army that rapes little Iraqi boys. He got what he deserved!

Nick Berg died for America's sins, and you can rest assured that more will do the same. A nation that has totally given itself over to worshipping the sodomite can only expect destruction and wrath at the Hand of God.

Ronald Reagan is in Hell
WBC picketed his funeral to remind America that there is a hell, and that you can't mock God all your life and avoid landing in it.

WBC (http://www.godhatesamerica.com/entrypage.html) has four reasons why we believe and will preach that Ronald Reagan is in hell:

ROCK HUDSON -- Reagan knew the truth about fags and AIDS, and that's why he said the best way to stop AIDS is to stop having anal sex; until, that is, his bosom buddy Rock Hudson split hell wide open from the disease. If Reagan had used his bully pulpit right then, maybe this country wouldn't be in the fag shape it is now.

He displays none of the traits of the "heroes of the faith", as they are listed in Hebrews 11.

MEN HONOR HIM. "How can ye believe, which receive honour one of another, and seek not the honour that cometh from God only?" John 5:44. No one who goes to heaven would seek and receive the honor of men.

He gave no diligence to make his calling and election sure. "Wherefore the rather, brethren, give diligence to make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things, ye shall never fall:" 2 Peter 1:10. He was a great communicator. He had the bully pulpit, and he did what with it? He was a great whore, sloughing off the wife of his youth to wallow around with Nancy.

and finally...

Americans will eat their children.
Hear the word of the LORD, America! You have hearkened "not unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee" (Deut. 28:45).
God Almighty lays out the curses He will bring upon any nation that fails to keep His commandments, and the culmination of those curses is that you will eat your children (Deut. 28:53)!!! You will be so sore pressed that you won't share their flesh with your husbands and wives, your neighbors and friends! You will hover over them like the beasts that you are!

And why shouldn't you eat your babies? You eat fag feces like it was the bread of life! You have refused to fear "THE LORD THY GOD" (Deut. 28:58).

Jon Lyrik
11-25-2004, 10:20 PM
I'm amazed they didn't put "Thank you for reading, and sieg heil, Aryan brother!" at the end.

MacReady
11-25-2004, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
I'm amazed they didn't put "Thank you for reading, and sieg heil, Aryan brother!" at the end.

Are you aware that the guy who came up with that website (the cunt) orginally picketed the KKK many decades ago, stating "God didn't say 'don't be black'"? (Ahhh....)

Then again, are you aware that he uses some bullshit bible quote to pander his idea that Christians are the "true jews" and that the "jews" of today are simply phony sinners?

Just something I wanted straighten out.

<3mekthx
11-25-2004, 11:11 PM
That is pure trash. How can people buy into this hate? I know it's a serious subject, but I can't help but laugh reading some of that stuff.

Goosey
11-25-2004, 11:37 PM
Completely moronic. I'm not sure what else to say.

Jon Lyrik
11-26-2004, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by MacReady
Are you aware that the guy who came up with that website (the cunt) orginally picketed the KKK many decades ago, stating "God didn't say 'don't be black'"? (Ahhh....)

Then again, are you aware that he uses some bullshit bible quote to pander his idea that Christians are the "true jews" and that the "jews" of today are simply phony sinners?

Just something I wanted straighten out.

Hmm...actually, I vaguely recall that, but I had a congested headache last night, so forgive me.

He's still an idiot, though.

TheDeadWalk
11-26-2004, 01:22 PM
That guy is seriously crazy.

He used to (maybe still has) on that God hates fags website, a page with Matthew Sheperd's head bobbing up and down in flames with audio screams. Below it said how many days Shepherd had served in hell subtracted from eternity = eternity.

free
11-26-2004, 09:19 PM
The only way for any country to get right with God at this point is to declare sodomy and all sexual deviance outside one man, one woman, one lifetime as capital crimes, and enforce the death penalty on those convicted of committing the offenses!


Hope you don't want a divorce. :rolleyes:

I've read a lot of articles on both of his sites, and I have never seen anyone hung up on one issue as much as he is. I mean, if he didn't have followers who actually believed his shit, it would be comical. Fag this, fag that, social security is messed up because of fags, voter fraud is cause by sodomy, it's raining on Tuesday cause of the fags.

I almost am ashamed to be against the war, just because this guy is too.

jeo4
11-26-2004, 11:32 PM
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.

There is none righteous. No, not one.

By your own logic, Reverend Phelps, you're going to hell.

Most religious leaders talk about loving all people and trying to turn them from sin. As opposed to preaching hate-filled nonsense. God doesn't hate gay people, but I'd bet he's not too keen on dipshits.

MacReady
11-27-2004, 12:57 AM
Jeo4's postgot me thinking about paraphrasing Heathers so I could best explain how I feel about this prick's philosphy:

Fred Phelps:Hevaen has a 'no fags allowed' rule.

Me:Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?

That's about sums it up for me. If heaven exists and folks and folks like him are in it, then send me to live with Satan ASAP.

TheDeadWalk
11-27-2004, 07:46 AM
Wow.

My websense filter here at work stops me from going to his website because it falls under the category "Racism and hate".

Who'da thunk it.

Lynn7
11-28-2004, 10:39 AM
Wow, glad you posted so I didn't add to his traffic. This guy is the one who is evil. What he says goes against everything the bible teaches.

TheDeadWalk
11-28-2004, 10:48 AM
Wow.

Yeah he's about 200 years too late for the shit he's preaching.

Someone should tell him The Great Awakening called, and they want their sermons back.

free
11-28-2004, 01:20 PM
Oh, and all you Candians that feel left out, don't worry, God hates Canada, too. (http://godhatescanada.com)

WARNING!!!

To God's Elect: Leave Canada NOW!!!

"And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, come out of her my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues." Rev. 18:4

Fags have a 3 point agenda: 1) decriminalize sodomy, 2) add fags to the protected classes as victims like blacks, and 3) criminalize Gospel preaching against fags. Canada's doom is now irreversible!

On April 28, 2004, Canada hoisted a filthy fag finger in the Face of God by passing a law making any criticism of homosexuals a crime punishable by fines and imprisonment. The churches and preachers of Canada tried massive last-minute lobbying and protests on Parliament Hill to defeat the bill -- too little, too late!

For years, WBC has warned that Canada is a homo-fascist state where the filthy fag agenda has become the law of the land. WBC members have been arrested at Ottawa's International Airport upon entering Canada to picket Parliament and burn the Canadian flag. In Albert, WBC members were ordered by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police not to carry "God Hates Fags" signs on pain of arrest and prosecution. When WBC members did in fact actually burn the Canadian flag in religious protest to Canada's approval of same-sex marriage, the so-called Christians of Canada were the loudest in denouncing WBC and "widely reviling" her Gospel message.

There is no hope for Canada. God hates Canada!

So, just kill yourself now!!! ;)

Criminal Rock
11-29-2004, 12:29 PM
This guy is a hoot!

No offence to anyone, but this guy makes me laugh so hard… but if I ever meet him I’ll make sure to kick his ass for you guys... I'll do almost anything for a fellow schmoe.

darchangel
11-29-2004, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by jeo4

God doesn't hate gay people, but I'd bet he's not too keen on dipshits.

this combined with your hatred of Britney Spears is why i must pledge my undying love to you.


originally posted by TheDeadWalk
Someone should tell him The Great Awakening called, and they want their sermons back.


<checks pants>

nope, they're still dry...

:cool:


Through Like Crue

~darchangel~

jeo4
11-29-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by darchangel
this combined with your hatred of Britney Spears is why i must pledge my undying love to you.

Through Like Crue

~darchangel~

*Hugs darchangel*

Take THAT, Reverend Phelps!

:eek: :D

outsyder
12-07-2004, 12:09 AM
http://www.yopi.de/images/prod_pics/45/e/45433.jpg

At least I'll enjoy the music.

darchangel
12-07-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by outsyder
http://www.yopi.de/images/prod_pics/45/e/45433.jpg

At least I'll enjoy the music.


<bends outsyder over backward and kisses him>



Through Like Crue

~darchangel~

The Postmaster General
12-07-2004, 08:21 PM
Well, here's an obvious case of "Needs To Get Laid".

movieguy1021
12-17-2004, 02:51 PM
Last year, my high school put on The Laramie Project. One night of the show, these people from Kansas showed up and picketed across the street. They didn't prove anything, everyone in my school thought they were completely weird (which they are), and were basically ridiculed.

On their website, they said that the director and producer of the play were something like Satan's bitches and were going to hell. It's just so damn funny how they think that putting on a play that talks about a gay character (who isn't even in it) is worse than having posters with two men having sex (well, the symbols of men-like the men's room symbols) and saying "Thank God for 9/11".