Worst Lines

[A.J. Hakari]

What are some of the lines of dialogue which, upon hearing, made you cringe in disgust at their hideousness?

There's one big one for me. In Larry Clark's TEENAGE CAVEMAN, Tara Subkoff is facing down a genetically altered psycho, prepared to launch an all-out verbal assault upon the freak, and what comes out is..."You're a looner!"

Pardon my French abbreviation, but WTF?!

[BakeTheMooCow]

When the Titanic hits the iceberg, Leo DiCaprio : "This is bad"

[arto_j]

This one's just funny, but in Lost in Space William Hurt as a rocket scientist explains some of the most ridiculous physics I've ever heard: " Hyper space in located under normal space". Normal space? Under? Who wrote this shit?

[pineapple]

the worst line ina movie ever is in x-men well pretty much evry line in that movie is terrible

do you know what happens to a frog when it gets struck by lightning? the thing that happens to everything else.

[the saw is family]

adam j. hakari where did you see teenage caveman? is it only available in europe? i havent really heard anything good about this film but i am a huge larry clark fan and would like to be able to see all of his work any info would be helpful thanks.

[A.J. Hakari]

Actually, the saw is family, I taped TEENAGE CAVEMAN when it was broadcast last fall on Cinemax as part of the "Creature Features" series. The four other "Creature Features" movies are being released one by one on video & DVD, so TEENAGE CAVEMAN should be released in a matter of months.

BTW, I live in the U.S. of A.

[the saw is family]

thanks for the help adam it's appreciated.

[A.J. Hakari]

No prob, saw http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[urbanlegend23]

Every single line in:

Chicken Park
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Hollow Man

and some random ones from A.I. too.

[idealdiscountdude]

"I Am The Law!" (Sylvester Stallone translation "Iamdewhaw!") from Judge Dredd.......the whole movie reaked of stench however that line took the cake!

[Dark Minister]

The whole animal cracker scene is the shit fest "Armageddon" wtih that silly asshole Ben Aprick using that godawful Australian accent. Come to think of it, every line in this movie blew dead dogs

[bluntman86]

i hate the one in Bridget Jones Diary...

"bridget jones,wanton sex goddess.oh,hi mum!"

that movie was so fucking overrated.

[The1TrueFrog]

How about from Unbreakable-

"Put the gun down or you're in big trouble".. hehe

[misfit138]

although the movie was suprisingly decent, thanks mostly to Vin Deisal, The Fast and the furious had the most putrid line and delivery TWICE!!!!!!!!

chinese guys threaten paul walker and vin, they leave
Paul Walker (doing the worst keanu reeves impression in the world) So....what the hell was that all about ( i was in pain the delivery was so bad)

......but wait! the badness is not over, johnny chang and his moto uzi bikers come back and blow the car up, so in set of these minor setbacks, paul walker, using the exact same delivery as when the car WASN'T blown up!!!! utters the same terrible line as before,
Paul walker; so....what the hell was that all about

badness.......pure putricity

[ColinM]

It came from Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows. The former college student said something to the tour guide about how he at least could get into college, and this was the tour guide's witty response:

"Oh yeah, and what did you have to do to get in? Brush your teeth?"

WTF?

[ColinM]

Another lame one came from Beneath the Planet of the Apes. The comes from one of the "super-intelligent" humans:

"We are intelligent! We don't kill our enemies, we make them kill each other!"

It might not sound so bad, but if you saw it in the movie you'd probably laugh at the lameness of it all. They are supposed to be extremely intelligent people, but he sounded so stupid saying that line.

[EBastard]

WORST LINE: "I'm outta order?! This whole courtroom is outta order!"-Al Pacino,...And Justice For All

ONE OF MANY BEST LINES:"Son,this is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"-John Goodman,The Big Lebowski

[SubMethod]

From Fast and the Furious:

"I live my life a quarter-mile at a time."-Vin Diesel

[Scrunch]

One of the worst movies I've ever seen:

"Guinevere" with Noah Wylie and Sherilyn Fenn.

Merlin inquires as to Guinevere's age/maturity:

"I have gained the power of one who bleeds but does not die."

My husband and I both gagged at that one.

[Romero&Juliet]

Any of Keanu Reeves' monologues in "my own private idaho."

[ghostworldfan]

from X-MEN:
Storm: "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck my lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else."
What the hell was that?

[The Shadow]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ghostworldfan:
from X-MEN:
Storm: "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck my lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else."
What the hell was that?</font>

I was watching this with my family the other day (I had seen it 6 times before) and kept saying stuff like

"Here, right after this scene is the worst one-liner ever"

"Ok, almost there"

"Shutup Ariel (sister)"

"Here it is!"

*Fucking bad ass line follows*

Good that was horrible. I mean, her accent and hair was bad enough, did they really have to throw in that line to top it off?!?! Halle has great tits though http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Mr. Orange]

I just dug "Clash Of the Titans" out of my movie collection. I have to say that it was much worse than what I remembered. It has the worst line that I have ever heard.

Burgess Merideth- The journey shall take many days, we have only 30 to get there.

Persius- But we have (dramatically draws his sword and looks at it intensly) we have a flying horse!

[Bub]

Plenty of bad lines in flicks, but this stinker is glued into my mind:

"Oh i hate mummy's!"

Brendan Fraser - The Mummy or Mummy Returns

[robk]

Any line(i.e. any attempt at English) by Stallone qualifies for cinema's worst dialogue as does any noise uttered by Jar Jar Binks.
Many slasher films also have lame dialogue("He's no angel..." from Valentine).