A hoe-down?

[Jas]

I've been watching old tapes ofd Whose Line is it Anyway?, and since it's just about the greatest thing ever, I'd like to see if a hoe-down contest holds up here.
The rules.
I name a subject, X amount of people do a hoe-down about it.
Later, I name the winner and he names the next subject etc, etc.
Alrigh, let's see if this survives for a while.


Subject: Santa Clause!

[theonlyonlyonly]

I don't really think that Santa is so great,
He never came to see me even though I stayed up late.
But one Christmas, there was somebody there,
It was just my father wearing women's underwear.