Romero&Juliet
12-11-2004, 07:45 PM
My love for gore has gotten me into a lot of trouble:
running for cops, constantly having to clean linens and a small fourtune in lyme(for the crawlspace). So, in comparison, this piece of shit-reel is really small beans.
Generally considered one of the first 'nasties', Island chronicles the kill-crazy, bible thumping shenanigans of an American pig(et annoying girlfriend) on a remote, hedonistic greek island.
There's really little to say about this flick.. the kills were unimaginative and were WAYY less frequent than I had expected. Really, that's all I was watching for.
The high note was the badass score. All precussion and really seventies, porn-ish sound effects. I felt like ordering a pizza whenever it came on..
Really.. AVOID. Its really not worth the trouble. Unless, of course, you're into people having sex with goats. :)
running for cops, constantly having to clean linens and a small fourtune in lyme(for the crawlspace). So, in comparison, this piece of shit-reel is really small beans.
Generally considered one of the first 'nasties', Island chronicles the kill-crazy, bible thumping shenanigans of an American pig(et annoying girlfriend) on a remote, hedonistic greek island.
There's really little to say about this flick.. the kills were unimaginative and were WAYY less frequent than I had expected. Really, that's all I was watching for.
The high note was the badass score. All precussion and really seventies, porn-ish sound effects. I felt like ordering a pizza whenever it came on..
Really.. AVOID. Its really not worth the trouble. Unless, of course, you're into people having sex with goats. :)