View Full Version : Favourite STAR WARS quotes
James Logan
03-09-2002, 02:14 PM
"Luke...I AM your father." THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
"Laugh it up, fuzzball" THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
"I'd rather kiss a Wookie"
"I can arrange that"
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
"YOUR ship? Hey, I won it fair and square." THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
"Help us Obi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope." A NEW HOPE
And dozen others (including some from TPM), but I'll let you Schmoes express yourself...
James Logan
03-09-2002, 02:15 PM
Oh, and I gotta put this one, too...
"I love you!"
"I know."
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Used again in ROTJ...I just love it. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif
urbanlegend23
03-09-2002, 03:32 PM
Pretty much every line that Yoda says and the infamous "I AM your father" quote. Genius.
dicaprio_travolta_man
03-09-2002, 06:19 PM
"Luke... I AM your father"
"May the force be with you"
KornKidJedi
03-09-2002, 09:27 PM
(on making an effort)
Do or Do Not. There is no try-Yoda(Frank Oz)
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi Craves Not These Things.-Yoda(Frank Oz)
Much Anger in Him. Like His Father.-Yoda(Frank Oz)
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am-Darth Vader(James Earl Jones)
Fergus
03-09-2002, 09:39 PM
"WUA HA HA HA HA"--Jabba the Hutt http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif
"Thank YOU Captain Needa (sp.?)"--Vader (Empire, I think).
"NOOOOOOOO! No, no...."--Luke (after he realizes Vader is his father, in that "Mark Hamill" sort of way.)
ColinM
03-09-2002, 10:27 PM
I could list hundreds, but I think my favorites are the same as urbanlegend23's favorites...
I also love "Apology excepted, Captain Needa."
"That boy is our last hope."
"No. There is another."
! ! ! that one gives me shivers
"I'm not afraid!"
"Good. You will be. You WILL be."
"Not entirely stable! Well I'm glad you're here to tell us these things! Chewie, take the professor here and plug him into the hyper drive!"
"Oh, listen to them. They're DYING! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
And for anyone that's never seen this, it's something that came out after people learned Sam Jackson was going to be in TPM:
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. I wouldn't go so far as to say that the motherfucker's a carpet. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Motherfucker" on it.
[This message has been edited by Kami (edited 03-10-2002).]
Strider
03-10-2002, 04:26 AM
"Impressive...Most impressive. But you are not a jedi yet!" - Darth Vader(James Earl Jones) from The Empire Strikes Back
Strider
"JOIN me and we can rule the universe as father and son!"
<gritted teeth> "I'll never join you!"
blackbear
03-10-2002, 08:01 AM
I also like “Apology accepted captain”
Eelco
03-10-2002, 07:45 PM
"Your overconvidence is your weakness!" (Luke Skywalker)
"Your fate in your friends is yours!" (The Emperor)
"You, like your father, are now MINE!" (The Emperor)
"Young fool! Only at the end do you really understand!" (The Emperor)
"Impressive! Most impressive!" (Darth Vader)
"Apology excepted captain Needa!" (Darth Vader)
"Hmmmmm! Good food!" (Yoda)
"Do or do not, there is no try!" (Yoda)
"Luke, I'm your father!" (Darth Vader)
"Shut him up or shut him down!" (Han Solo)
"Sir, I've replaced the negative power couplings!" (C-3PO) "Thank you, thank you very much!" (an irritated Han Solo)
"Yaté, yaté! Yoto, yoto!" (or something?) (prinses Leia as the bounty hunter)
"Would it help if I got out and push?!" (prinses Leia) "It might!" (Han Solo)
"Wipe them out! All of them!" (Darth Sidious, The Emperor)
"You must unlearn what you have learned!" (Yoda)
"I have decided that we shall stay here!" (C-3PO)
"Luke! May the Force be with you!" (Han Solo)
"Day wanna wanga."
"Doo doot doot doo dah dah doo dah." (Ewoks lighting fire to cook Han) I also love when Han tries to blow out their torch, even though that's not really a line.
"Luke... There is.. another.. Sky.. walker."
Stripes
03-11-2002, 02:32 PM
When Hans Solo is talking to Chewy in the Millenium Falcon in the background, and Princess Leah and Luke are talking. You can here Hans Solo tellin Chewy a joke. He says" you Know what you have when you have to liitle green balls in your hands"? Chewy shakes head, and Hans says" Yoda's undevided attention. and Hans and Chewy laugh. It's hard to catch but if you watch close you will catch it
Whoa. Which movie is this in??
ColinM
03-11-2002, 08:36 PM
Has anyone played the game Star Warped? It's a big Star Wars parody and it's hilarious! You can see what Star Wars would've been like if played by other people, like the Seinfeld cast.
Jerry (as Han Solo): "And what's the deal with Grand Moff Tarkin? What the hell is a moff anyway? And if there are Grand Moffs, are there any plain moffs? And what about Jabba the Hutt? Why not just Jabba Hutt? They don't call him Darth the Vader, do they?"
rupert_pupkin
03-12-2002, 09:42 AM
-You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence in over twelve systems.
-I'll be careful
-You'll be Dead!
If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?!!
Many boffins died to bring us this information.
Just like beggars canyon back home!
He's no good to me dead
Stripes
03-12-2002, 10:03 AM
It's in ROTJ, check it out
youngSL
03-12-2002, 10:10 AM
"Hate leaeds to pain,pain leads to Suffering."-Yoda(Episode 1)
"Come here you big coward."Han Solo(ROTJ)
"Hello I am C3PO human siltal relations."-C3PO (All Star Wars films)
My Mom is Mexican
03-12-2002, 10:12 AM
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?" - Vader
"No." - Lando
I fast forwarded to the only time Han is near the MF and didn't see any instance where Leia and Luke are talking with them in the background. Are you sure it's not ESB?
herculeez
03-13-2002, 07:28 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by dicaprio_travolta_man:
"Luke... I AM your father"
"May the force be with you"</font>
As soon as i read the title to this topic i knew that it would be full of the same unoriginal "favourites" quotes. And as soon as i saw the ones that are stated above i instantly knew that i was right.
Think up of some quotes that not everyone in the world always says, please!
herculeez
03-13-2002, 07:31 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kami:
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. I wouldn't go so far as to say that the motherfucker's a carpet. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Motherfucker" on it.
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The top 10 samuel l. jackson quotes cracked me up!
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NICE ONE http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif
Stripes
03-13-2002, 08:01 AM
Kami, I hate to be a prick, but I was just joking. That's an old Kermit the frog joke. I just changed the name Kermit to Yoda. Sorry man please don't be offended. I never expected anybody to actually believe me. LOL http://www.joblo.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
ColinM
03-13-2002, 12:45 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by herculeez:
As soon as i read the title to this topic i knew that it would be full of the same unoriginal "favourites" quotes. And as soon as i saw the ones that are stated above i instantly knew that i was right.
Think up of some quotes that not everyone in the world always says, please!</font>
And as soo as I saw this topic, I knew there'd be somebody there telling everybody to stop being so unoriginal.
If those are his favorite quotes then those are his favorite quotes. Let him choose what he wants.
rofl! I'm not offended, just feeling stupid.
noisy_brut
03-14-2002, 08:41 AM
Noisy Brut! Why don't we just go to light speed?
Artoo Detoo you know better than to trust a strange computer.
And you young Skywalker, we will be watching your progress with great interest.
Artoo Detoo you're on fire! You've found a cigarette! Artoo smoking does very bad things to your lungs and dreadful things to your heart. Well...I know I don't have one but humans do, and I think we should set a good example. Well done Artoo. (Threepio looks into the camera) Oh Hello! You know smoking isn't good for you...and it isn't grown up at all. So please don't smoke. (This message has been sent to you from a galaxy far far away) Artoo do you really think I don't have a heart.
James Logan
03-14-2002, 09:35 AM
Noisy Brut, what IN HELL did you just smoke??? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif
Anyway, I'd like to add this quote I had forgotten:
"Good. You've just taken your first step into a larger world.", Obi-Wan Kenobi, A NEW HOPE
And Herc, that is NOT a quote we hear all the time. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif But I like it, that sentence feels like an achievement all by itself.
Stripes
03-14-2002, 11:19 AM
Luke say's "I can't believe it's not butter". Han's says "Believe it Kid, it's butter alright. And my toast is start'in to get on the Darkside, You better butter it and eat it quick before it start's to take you over. By the way Luke did anybody ever tell you that your a pussy? Cuz if they did'nt let me be the first, you Ewok humper!"
Than Butter out of nowhere say's " Luke I am your Butter. Luke screams "no" like a Beeyotch. And Hans and Solo laugh and finally tell luke that they were just messing with him while there fingers are crossed
noisy_brut
03-14-2002, 11:43 PM
I didn't smoke anything..today..Artoo was caught smoking.
Actually it was a non - smoking PSA put out around the time of Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back with Threepio and Artoo...I don't know how I still remember it.
[This message has been edited by noisy_brut (edited 03-15-2002).]
dicaprio_travolta_man
03-14-2002, 11:47 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by herculeez:
As soon as i read the title to this topic i knew that it would be full of the same unoriginal "favourites" quotes. And as soon as i saw the ones that are stated above i instantly knew that i was right.
Think up of some quotes that not everyone in the world always says, please!</font>
No, those are my favorite and that it is what this topic called for so I listed them. Wether they're original are not I don't care I listed the ones I liked.
P.S. Thank you, Colin.
EvilAsh
03-16-2002, 01:49 PM
Mallrats:
Jay: It's a jedi mind trick, holy shit mother fuckin yoda and shit
Silent Bob: Adventure, Excitement a jedi craves not these things
lol
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