Want to see how cheap Bloody Murder is? (Animation inside)

[Scully1888]

Hey,

I was doing some animated gifs for my website (PM me or click my WWW button for the link, don't want to spam), and I decided to share one with my fellow Schmoes.

This is proof that my favourite shite film of all time, Bloody Murder, is cheap as hell.

Near the end a net holding "dead bodies" falls from a tree. It's quite clear (even when it's not slowed down like this is) that the bodies are in fact terrible dummies with grey faces. Their legs even bend like dummies' legs as they hit the ground!

http://img122.exs.cx/img122/8904/dummies0yf.gif

This gif is 771kb, so it's better if you're got a broadband connection, otherwise sit tight. It'll look really slow at first but once it gets to the end (and has therefore fully loaded) it'll loop at perfect speed.

I was toying with the idea of doing my whole 28,500-word analysis with images and animations like this. Think I should?

[Inglorious]

Originally posted by Scully1888
I was toying with the idea of doing my whole 28,500-word analysis with images and animations like this. Think I should?

YEAH!!:D :D :D

[SpacePuppet]

Man, i've wanted to see this movie for the longest time, but I don't wanna spend any of my money on it.

[TheJadedGamer]

I have to see this movie, dude.

[Servo]

Is Bloody Murder the one with the Jason-looking guy and a chainsaw on the cover? And the film's death scenes all take place during the day?

[Scully1888]

Originally posted by Servo
Is Bloody Murder the one with the Jason-looking guy and a chainsaw on the cover? And the film's death scenes all take place during the day? That's the fellow. :)

[spacemonkey]

Jesus scully, your hard on for this flick never goes down does it? :D

I remember I even rented it after reading your infamous analysis a couple of years ago and found every minute of it hilarious...of course it didnt reach Troll II standards of hilarity, but I did giggle all through out.

[Cronos]

Originally posted by Scully1888
I was toying with the idea of doing my whole 28,500-word analysis with images and animations like this. Think I should?

hell yeah

[IamNoOne666]

Man Bloody Murder is just horrible, I"m sorry Scully but I can't agree with you and I can't recomend this movie even if its just for a laugh. Thats a great animation though I didn't notice that in the movie.

[Scully1888]

By the way, also notice that as the shot changes, so does the colour of the tree.

[syxxpac]

Wow, that is cheap. Not as cheap as Winona Ryder, but pretty damn close.

[KillerKlown]

Damn, Scully you hate Bloody Murder more than I hate Halloween 5 (And that's some achievement!).

[countchocula]

Originally posted by IamNoOne666
Man Bloody Murder is just horrible, I"m sorry Scully but I can't agree with you and I can't recomend this movie even if its just for a laugh.

Yeah, I didn't laugh once during Bloody Murder. It was a 90-minute crying spell. If you have to see it, steal the fucker. I don't normally advocate illegal activities (unless it involves murder, arson, rape, or genocide), but Ralph Portillo doesn't deserve one penny for making this atrocity.

[A.J. Hakari]

BLOODY MURDER 2 was better than the first in the sense that getting hit in the head with one brick is less painful than getting hit in the head with two. Both suck supreme ass, but #2 had just a tad more enjoyment (or is "tolerability" the word I'm looking for...).

So says the Overlord of Pussy. That is all.

[ChemicalRomance]

Truly a landmark in American filmaking.

Where can I find this deep, well thoughtout analysis of this Oscar winner?

[Scully1888]

Originally posted by ChemicalRomance
Where can I find this deep, well thoughtout analysis of this Oscar winner? Why my chum, you can find it here:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4803

It's got over 700 replies though, so you better have some spare time. :)

[X-Nightcrawler]

Haha, that's so charmingly bad.

[bowieee]

Scully the director of this film really needs to send you a thank you note. i don't think any horror fans would even give this movie a second thought again if it wasn't for your highly amusing posts. :)

[Jewbo]

Its because of scully i went out and brought the bloody murder dvd of scream bloody murder as its called here. think im gonna have to give the thing a read and a watch again for old times sake.

[TooL]

<3 you Scully. hahaha.

[ComeNightfall]

That clip had me LMAO. Scully, do what you want, it's guys like you that make crappy ass films fun!!!