Natalie Portman -- Arrow's *nude* mistress

[Cyclonus]

Anyone check out Arrow's newest choice for "Mistress of the week?" If my eyes don't deceive me, Natalie Portman's lounging on that rug completely nude, though posing in a way that hides her naughty parts.

So what's the story here? Posing nude isn't quite something I'd expect her to do, though she reportedly had topless scenes that were deleted from Closer. I had to wonder if it was a fake or something, since I haven't heard anything about her doing a nude shoot for a magazine. Or maybe this was done in secret with the intent to surprise people, and this thing leaked out or something? What's going on here, dude?

If it is really her...wow...:eek:

http://www.joblo.com/arrow/mistresses.php?id=196

[EvilEd]

Looks like a real pic to me. And OHHHHHH soooo hot! Gawd daymn!

[Damone]

Unfortunately it is a fake. If you look on the floor in front of the towel you'll see the name Hypo, the signature of the faker.

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by Damone
Unfortunately it is a fake. If you look on the floor in front of the towel you'll see the name Hypo, the signature of the faker.




Thats when you know you look at too much porn, when you can recognize the name of a person who fakes celeb nudes :D

[Damone]

Originally posted by Mentiroso
Thats when you know you look at too much porn, when you can recognize the name of a person who fakes celeb nudes :D

I knew some fakers like to sign their photos. I liked to burst the bubble of any buddy who thought he found a "rare pic" of actress so and so and I got to point out to him he'd been had. But yeah...as I typed that I couldn't help but think, "It's so sad that I know this." :D

[KillerKlown]

Yeah, the hair isn't matched too good either... Shame, that.

[normanbatesjr]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
So what's the story here? Posing nude isn't quite something I'd expect her to do, though she reportedly had topless scenes that were deleted from Closer. I had to wonder if it was a fake or something

Yeah, apparently the director treated her "like a daughter" and decided to get rid of the footage when she griped about it. So don't expect an uncut DVD version.

Though I call bullshit. I think he's just keeping the shots for his personal porn collection.

[Cyclonus]

Well, no matter what, I'm sure someone will get ahold of this mystery footage and paste it on the internet. Or a bootleg of the original cut will leak out. I don't suppose anyone reading this is employed by Columbia or Sony? ;)

[Cunning Visions]

If you guys are that desperate to see REAL nudie pics of Portman...may I suggest a Google Image search...look for the paparazzi pics taken at a beach. That should tide you over until the Closer footage is leaked. :D I'd post a link, but that's a no no on these boards.

[countchocula]

Am I the only guy here who doesn't find Natalie Portman to be nut-crushingly hot? She's somewhat attractive. That's it. I'd comment on her figure, but she doesn't even have one.

[Ratlehed]

I agree with the Count. Plus she is in 2 of my least favorite films: The Proffesional(sp) and Phantom Menace.

[Redneck Punk]

Originally posted by countchocula
Am I the only guy here who doesn't find Natalie Portman to be nut-crushingly hot? She's somewhat attractive. That's it. I'd comment on her figure, but she doesn't even have one.
I agree with the Count

Maybe you guys should post who you like on this thread (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87389). :D

[countchocula]

Okay, I'll admit that was funny. At least I'm not alone. It's just that Portman needs more meat on her bones.

[Carpicon]

Count, you're not alone. I find Natalie Portman cute, but that's about it.

Too malnourishy.