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Captain Planet
01-15-2005, 03:16 AM
Here are mine:

Behind Enemy Loins

The Grad You Ate

Bone on the 4th of July


Feel free to add your own.

fancycrap
01-15-2005, 05:22 AM
There`s a game for this in the movie games thingy!

ReservoirDog
01-15-2005, 05:35 AM
(hope these arent offensive to anyone)
Some Classics:

The Firm

Edward Penishands

The Porn Identity

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Saturday Night Beaver

mcfab
01-15-2005, 08:05 AM
Umm...hmmm

1. When Harry met Sally, met Jenna, met Karlee....
2. While you were sleeping...(so, so wrong)
3. Gangbangs of New York

XvoorheesX
01-15-2005, 10:27 AM
There's tons of classics. I actually met one of the guys who was in "Good Will Humping". He's not a porn star, he just did a couple when he needed the money. Nice guy/

therealjohng
01-15-2005, 10:39 AM
Glad He Ate Her

ToRontoRon
01-15-2005, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by ReservoirDog

Big Trouble in Little Vagina




ROFLMFAO!!!

Classic. I have to remember this one.

:D

kungfuchris
01-15-2005, 05:34 PM
harry pooner and the chamber of secretions


fellatio cornholer

kungfuchris
01-15-2005, 05:38 PM
The Blob (of splooge)


-Saw that on another board it cracked me up.

Captain Planet
01-15-2005, 08:16 PM
Bobby Jones: Stroke of Penis

What Dreams May Come

The Postmaster General
01-15-2005, 08:19 PM
First off, I demand bonus points for reseaching to find the name of a real porn star..... but here is my title:

The Life Orgasmic with Steve Kelso

Cronos
01-15-2005, 11:30 PM
Harry Plopper and the Prisoner of Asskaban

Scarface98.9
01-16-2005, 12:36 AM
The Poonisher

O Brothel Where Art Thou?

Stop! Or My Cum Will Shoot!

Forrest Hump

Chocolat Balls

Erin Cock-in-Bitch

outsyder
01-16-2005, 01:59 AM
Tight Club

general_taste
01-16-2005, 02:40 AM
just by glancing above my monitor and letting the sophomore out:

The Pooncock Taints
Pornbooth OR Phonesex
Reservoir Bitches
One Hour Porno
Unrapeable

And some that need no modification:
Big Fish
The Two Towers

free
01-16-2005, 02:49 AM
Lord of the G-strings (actual)

Day of the Head

Wider, Man (ok i apologize ;))

Feel Bill

The Boner Express

one more... The Sperminator

Captain Planet
01-16-2005, 05:49 AM
Ass-Ass-Ins

Bone Free

The Longest Gay

Stop! Or My Cum Will Shoot!
This is my favorite so far.

TheDisease
01-16-2005, 06:14 AM
Fat Prince Albert

A Very Long Penis

Bridget Bones: The Edge of Creamin'

The Pee Inside

Fock the Fockers


Too Obvious: The Woodsman :D

ComeNightfall
01-16-2005, 12:46 PM
Real Porno Titles (do I get bonus points for these)? :D

Intercourse With the Vampire
Sleeping With Seattle
American Bootie
Womb Raider
The Sexorcist


Meet the Fuckers
Bone Bill Volume 1 & 2
All That Jizz
Horny Potter
Cum, Lola Cum
Monster's Balls
Remember the Tits
American History XXX
The Last Hard Man
Splendor In the Ass
Boinking Away
The Breast Master

redorblue01
01-16-2005, 01:02 PM
Holes

....

Franky4Fingers
01-16-2005, 02:15 PM
Ferris Beuller Whack's Off
Jaws: Pornstar's Biggest Blunders
The Elephant Man: The Story of Ron Jeremy

Franky4Fingers
01-16-2005, 02:32 PM
A few more

8mm:LOL, Um…We are Trying to Make a Porno Here
Doggystyle All Day, All Afternoon
Long, Cock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Untouchables: Fat Chicks Take Matters into Their Own Hands
From Justin to Kelly to Suzy, to Brittany, to Chrissy, to Stacy - Oh! What a Night

Tony_Montana
01-16-2005, 04:00 PM
The XXX Files
Star Whores
Charlie's Anus
A Midsummer Night's Cream (don't ask!)
Pump Fiction
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Hard Bonered
Beverly Hills Cock
The Big Lebowski's Big Lebowski

Captain Planet
01-17-2005, 11:56 PM
The Incest Diaries: Royal Engagement

Tony_Montana
01-18-2005, 04:34 PM
Hairy Potter and the Philosopher's Bone
Missionary Impossible
Free Willy (this one dosn't need changing)
Trading Places (neither does this one)
Robocock
Rumble in my Box

X-Nightcrawler
01-18-2005, 05:55 PM
Oh oh, my turn:

Like, UNDERworld! OMG LOL!!!1!
*nods, satisfied*

. . . . .
. . . . .
. . . . . shut up!

donna542004
01-18-2005, 09:53 PM
All just to funny.
Donna A.

Captain Planet
01-19-2005, 01:36 AM
Herpes: The Love Bug

dollface
01-19-2005, 10:09 AM
there is already a thread for this game - it is under the movie guessing games

Tony_Montana
01-19-2005, 11:40 AM
Raiders of the Lost Arse
Glad-he-ate-her

Mr-Blonde
01-19-2005, 01:10 PM
Okay-- here goes nothing:

Romancing the Bone
Pulp Friction
Buttman and Throbbin
Eternal Hard-On Of the Perverted Mind

:D

FilmThreat5
01-19-2005, 04:08 PM
.

Tony_Montana
01-20-2005, 11:48 AM
Das Booty
28 Gays Later
A Fistfull of Penis
Dude, were's my Cunt?
Honey i Fucked the Kids (I don't like the soun of that one...)
Not Another Teen Pussy

AndrewLargeman
01-20-2005, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
Okay-- here goes nothing:

Romancing the Bone
Pulp Friction
Buttman and Throbbin
Eternal Hard-On Of the Perverted Mind

:D

Pulp Friction is a real one...

Mr. Fancy Pants
01-21-2005, 08:34 AM
101 Dalmations

kungfuchris
01-23-2005, 12:04 AM
Lock, Cock, and two sticky anuses



hrmmm thats kinda pushing it.

Captain Planet
01-23-2005, 12:22 AM
Ed's Wood

UBER_MAX
01-23-2005, 07:24 PM
The Lord of the Ring Jobs
Bill and Ted's Bodacious Boners
When Harry ate Sally
Y tu papa tambien.... y tu abuela, tu hermana y tu prima, etc, etc...

BloodyBoi
01-28-2005, 02:16 PM
Bang of Brothers
Brother Bear Chaser
Confessions of a Dangerous Behind
Drill Bill
Lust in Translation
Screwed
Sleeping Beauty
Sorest Rump
Under the Tuscan

Jerk Shapiro
01-28-2005, 05:24 PM
My Big Fat Greek Gangbang

PsycoPat
01-28-2005, 06:26 PM
The Slutty Professor

The Sex Men

Blowing for Columbine

Gulp Fiction

Best Lil Whorehouse in L.A.

Requiem For Some Cream

Blow school

Die Hard (No change necessary)

The Sopornos

Captain Planet
01-31-2005, 10:01 PM
Ladder 69

Jacob's Bladder

polusmaximus
02-01-2005, 11:15 AM
The Maddams Family