Ever Picked Up a Hitchhiker?

[The Mack]

On a whim, I just got done watching The Hitcher. And I got to thinking about whether any schmoes had ever picked up a hitchhiker?

Myself, I've never done it although I have been tempted to on a couple of different occasions. It was a hot chick both times. But due in part to The Hitcher, I never actually did it.

So schmoes, was anyone here ever brave enough to pick up a hitchhiker? If so, I'd love to hear what that experience was like. And even if you haven't, who here has actually thought about it?

[Jess]

Hell no. The thought of being tied to 2 different ends of a semi doesn't do anything for me, so no hitchers. Although whenever I do drive by them with someone else in the car, I always say "Let's pick 'em up!" and the other person always objects.

Being a hitchhiker is the worst job ever. Ever.

[supa_horror_fan]

Picking up a hitchhiker is a no no for horror fans......

[countchocula]

FUCK no!

[the dead one]

Originally posted by The Mack
I have been tempted to on a couple of different occasions. It was a hot chick both times.

Hot chick, huh? Words to live by: dont let the wrong head make your decisions...I dont care if the bitch was hotter then 'The Arrows MISTRESS OF THE WEEK'! She could be a fucking lunatic with a butcher knife and a total hatred of men!!!

Let the bitch walk and you live to see another day.....;)

[Dark_One79]

Let me check the calender... 2005... so the answer is clearly "no", Maybe if it were 1968.

[The Mack]

Originally posted by the dead one
Hot chick, huh? Words to live by: dont let the wrong head make your decisions...I dont care if the bitch was hotter then 'The Arrows MISTRESS OF THE WEEK'! She could be a fucking lunatic with a butcher knife and a total hatred of men!!!

Let the bitch walk and you live to see another day.....;)

Well, at least I now know that most schmoes are as ball-less about picking up hitchhikers as I am....especially Jess. ;)

And Dead One, I've written down your advice in my reference book. Unfortunately, I got it a little messed up, and now my girlfriend is really pissed at me for making her walk all the way to the movies.

She might be mad, but at least I'll live to see another day. :D

[The_Driller_Killer]

Outside of movies and TV, I don't think I've ever even seen a hitchhiker.

[the dead one]

Originally posted by The Mack
Well, at least I now know that most schmoes are as ball-less about picking up hitchhikers as I am....especially Jess. ;)

And Dead One, I've written down your advice in my reference book. Unfortunately, I got it a little messed up, and now my girlfriend is really pissed at me for making her walk all the way to the movies.

She might be mad, but at least I'll live to see another day. :D
LOL! :D Now that is some funny ass shit dude!



Originally posted By Dark_One79
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Let me check the calender ... 2005...
so the answer is clearly "no", Maybe if it were 1968.

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The 60's...yep! You had better chances of getting laid instead of offed...gotta' dig those SLUTTY hippie chicks! ;) Peace, pot and micro-dot!:p

[A.J. Hakari]

Nope, but a few months ago, I passed a hitchhiker on the freeway. I gave him some sort of gesture as a means of saying "Sorry, dude, I can't pick you up", but I think he took it the wrong way, because I looked in the rear view mirror and saw him flipping me off with both hands.

[Redneck Punk]

Well, I got one for you.
I used to live at the beach in Florida. Now, I don't know if picking up a girl walking along the road next to the beach in bumper to bumper traffic classifies as a hitchhiker, but it was still giving a lift to a stranger.
So she wants to know if I'll take her home (she doesn't live far).
"Sure", I said. Oh, I forgot to mention I had 2 friends already riding with me. No, this doesn't end up as gangbang story.
Anyway, I drive my friends home first. Now, it's just me and her and it's late at night. She didn't act really wierd or anything, but I think she was a bit high or drunk. Who knows, who cares. I wasn't feeling too bad myself. If you know what I mean?
Then she starts wanting to know if we can go to my place. Again I say "Sure".
I know what your thinking. I'm an idiot, right. Well, when it's late at night, and your alone with a girl with very large fun bags. You don't think with the right head.
We get to my house. By the way, this was years ago, and I still lived with my parents. But, it was really late, and they were sleeping. So, I snuck her into my room. Sneaking her in wasn't easy. She was a loud gal.
Now, we are in my room, and the first thing she wants is food.
I go into the kitchen, and make her a ham sandwich.
Anyway, to make a long story short, she starts coming on to me, and before you know it, were doing it.
Then something freaked me out while I was banging her from behind.
I noticed on the back of her head a big bald spot. Her hair was long, so I had to move it to see the spot.
All I know is that it freaked me out!
I stopped and said "I'm done." Then I got dressed, and took her
ass home. I didn't get her name, and sure as hell never gave her my name (not my real name, anyway).

I'm sorry this story didn't have that great of a payoff, but it's the only hitchhiking one I have.

[The Mack]

Originally posted by Redneck Punk
Well, I got one for you.
I used to live at the beach in Florida. Now, I don't know if picking up a girl walking along the road next to the beach in bumper to bumper traffic classifies as a hitchhiker, but it was still giving a lift to a stranger.
So she wants to know if I'll take her home (she doesn't live far).
"Sure", I said. Oh, I forgot to mention I had 2 friends already riding with me. No, this doesn't end up as gangbang story.
Anyway, I drive my friends home first. Now, it's just me and her and it's late at night. She didn't act really wierd or anything, but I think she was a bit high or drunk. Who knows, who cares. I wasn't feeling too bad myself. If you know what I mean?
Then she starts wanting to know if we can go to my place. Again I say "Sure".
I know what your thinking. I'm an idiot, right. Well, when it's late at night, and your alone with a girl with very large fun bags. You don't think with the right head.
We get to my house. By the way, this was years ago, and I still lived with my parents. But, it was really late, and they were sleeping. So, I snuck her into my room. Sneaking her in wasn't easy. She was a loud gal.
Now, we are in my room, and the first thing she wants is food.
I go into the kitchen, and make her a ham sandwich.
Anyway, to make a long story short, she starts coming on to me, and before you know it, were doing it.
Then something freaked me out while I was banging her from behind.
I noticed on the back of her head a big bald spot. Her hair was long, so I had to move it to see the spot.
All I know is that it freaked me out!
I stopped and said "I'm done." Then I got dressed, and took her
ass home. I didn't get her name, and sure as hell never gave her my name (not my real name, anyway).

I'm sorry this story didn't have that great of a payoff, but it's the only hitchhiking one I have.

Redneck, that is quite possibly one of the most disturbing and least erotic sex stories I've ever heard.

[Redneck Punk]

Originally posted by The Mack
Redneck, that is quite possibly one of the most disturbing and least erotic sex stories I've ever heard.

I totally agree.
I still shutter when I think what would have happend if I didn't have a ham sandwich to give her.

[killuminati003]

Originally posted by Redneck Punk
Well, I got one for you.
I used to live at the beach in Florida. Now, I don't know if picking up a girl walking along the road next to the beach in bumper to bumper traffic classifies as a hitchhiker, but it was still giving a lift to a stranger.
So she wants to know if I'll take her home (she doesn't live far).
"Sure", I said. Oh, I forgot to mention I had 2 friends already riding with me. No, this doesn't end up as gangbang story.
Anyway, I drive my friends home first. Now, it's just me and her and it's late at night. She didn't act really wierd or anything, but I think she was a bit high or drunk. Who knows, who cares. I wasn't feeling too bad myself. If you know what I mean?
Then she starts wanting to know if we can go to my place. Again I say "Sure".
I know what your thinking. I'm an idiot, right. Well, when it's late at night, and your alone with a girl with very large fun bags. You don't think with the right head.
We get to my house. By the way, this was years ago, and I still lived with my parents. But, it was really late, and they were sleeping. So, I snuck her into my room. Sneaking her in wasn't easy. She was a loud gal.
Now, we are in my room, and the first thing she wants is food.
I go into the kitchen, and make her a ham sandwich.
Anyway, to make a long story short, she starts coming on to me, and before you know it, were doing it.
Then something freaked me out while I was banging her from behind.
I noticed on the back of her head a big bald spot. Her hair was long, so I had to move it to see the spot.
All I know is that it freaked me out!
I stopped and said "I'm done." Then I got dressed, and took her
ass home. I didn't get her name, and sure as hell never gave her my name (not my real name, anyway).

I'm sorry this story didn't have that great of a payoff, but it's the only hitchhiking one I have.



wow.....you know at first i didnt beleive you, until the bald spot, cause come on...who would make a sex story with a chick with a bald spot in it?....i mean if you are going to make up a sex story its always with a hot chick with no bald spots at all.........





but ya i have picked up a hitchhiker many many many times .......all the same dude........my parents picked him up when i was little to......but of course he is a family friend and my parents have known him all of there lives and his house is like 2 minutes from mine and he has no car so he walks everywhere.......so i don't think that this really qualifies.......




but there is this one guy, who like walks all day around this town that is like 20 minutes from mine, and he has a bad habit of jumping into peoples cars at redlights, parking lots, etc.........he is harmless but it is still pretty weird........so i always lock my door whenever i am driving thru that town...............

[Jess]

Originally posted by The Mack
Well, at least I now know that most schmoes are as ball-less about picking up hitchhikers as I am....especially Jess. ;)

Literally! Scha-wing! :p

[The Mack]

Originally posted by Jess
Literally! Scha-wing! :p

WAIT! Hold the phone. You're...you're...you're...a....girl? Now, that's just wrong. :D

I knew that and hence my statement is so true about you being the most "ball-less" among us... at least I hope so...;)

[Jess]

Hehe, yeah, I know. I just felt like adding a zing, or in my case, a scha-WING. Sometimes you just gotta scha-wing your way through life.

And no, I definitely don't have balls. Ha! :p

[Damone]

I've picked up hitchers on three occasions.

The only interesting time was the first time. I was on the interstate going home when I saw a car on the shoulder with smoke coming out from under the hood. Then about a mile up there were 2 guys running trying to flag someone down.

It was about 9 at night and starting to drizzle rain and I came to the conclusion that if they meant someone any harm they probably wouldn't be quite that obvious. Finally I said "Fuck it" and pulled over.

They got in and introduced themselves and one guy's name made me do a double take. I repeated his name and said, "Class of '86?" and he said "Do I know you?"

I told him not really but I knew him because not only did I used to work with his sister but I delivered his mom's newspaper when I was younger plus my parents lived next door to his grandmother. He then remembered who I was. Him and his buddy were driving down from Chicago to a family reunion when their car overheated.

[Inglorious]

I'd do it...

After all, look what happened in Stephen King's short, the one titled "The Hitchhiker" that was also depicted in Creepshow 2.

I really would pick a hitcher up.

[The Mack]

Originally posted by Mr. Peanut
I'd do it...

After all, look what happened in Stephen King's short, the one titled "The Hitchhiker" that was also depicted in Creepshow 2.

I really would pick a hitcher up.

Cool. I'm on I-91 in Connecticut so can you come pick me up?

*sticks out thumb, and waits*

[MadmanMARZ]

One time...
It was the summer of 1998, I was 21 at the time and me and my brother decided to rent a movie. I took my parents car, drove to the videostore, got a movie and was heading back home.
It was raining real hard and a lady (in her late 30´s??)
standing in the middle of the street waved me in, as the nice dumb a...hole I was I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She was soaking wet and "a little drunk" and asked me if she could hitch a ride home (she lived 5 minutes away by car)
I felt sorry for her so I said OK and she got in and I took of.
After a while she came on to me sexually and I parked outside her apartment. She wouldn´t leave the car by then and wanted me to follow her up to her place...
Now I felt very uncomfortable but thought to myself "This is the only way to get her out of my car"
I followed her up and she almost dragged me inside her apartment, so I yelled goodnight, ran downstairs and drove home...
I never pick up hitchikers after that...
and by the way, she wasn´t that attractive...

[IamNoOne666]

Originally posted by Redneck Punk
Well, I got one for you.
I used to live at the beach in Florida. Now, I don't know if picking up a girl walking along the road next to the beach in bumper to bumper traffic classifies as a hitchhiker, but it was still giving a lift to a stranger.
So she wants to know if I'll take her home (she doesn't live far).
"Sure", I said. Oh, I forgot to mention I had 2 friends already riding with me. No, this doesn't end up as gangbang story.
Anyway, I drive my friends home first. Now, it's just me and her and it's late at night. She didn't act really wierd or anything, but I think she was a bit high or drunk. Who knows, who cares. I wasn't feeling too bad myself. If you know what I mean?
Then she starts wanting to know if we can go to my place. Again I say "Sure".
I know what your thinking. I'm an idiot, right. Well, when it's late at night, and your alone with a girl with very large fun bags. You don't think with the right head.
We get to my house. By the way, this was years ago, and I still lived with my parents. But, it was really late, and they were sleeping. So, I snuck her into my room. Sneaking her in wasn't easy. She was a loud gal.
Now, we are in my room, and the first thing she wants is food.
I go into the kitchen, and make her a ham sandwich.
Anyway, to make a long story short, she starts coming on to me, and before you know it, were doing it.
Then something freaked me out while I was banging her from behind.
I noticed on the back of her head a big bald spot. Her hair was long, so I had to move it to see the spot.
All I know is that it freaked me out!
I stopped and said "I'm done." Then I got dressed, and took her
ass home. I didn't get her name, and sure as hell never gave her my name (not my real name, anyway).

I'm sorry this story didn't have that great of a payoff, but it's the only hitchhiking one I have.

I find that I can't stop laughing at this. That ending just has me dying. "I'm done" hahahaha

[BigDaddyFatSac]

My dad once picked up a hitchhiker. They drove for a few miles, and then the guy pulled out a gun. The guy held my dad at gun point while they drove across South Carolina. We live on the Carolina/Georgia state line. My dad's truck finally ran out of gas around Hilton Head, and the dude just bailed out and ran into the woods.

Me and my buddy were at a strip club in columbia, SC. We were pretty lit. When we came out a Huge black dude asked us for a ride. THis dude was at least 6'3 275 lbs, and I drive a 96 camaro. SO I agreed to give him a ride, if he could fit in the car. Me and my buddy weigh around 300lbs each. So imagine shoving a football up a knats ass. That's what it was like cramming all of this meat into a 96 camaro. Funny as hell. It was equally as hard trying to get this gynourmous black dude outta the back seat when we got to the convience store that was his destination.

[TheJadedGamer]

Originally posted by Redneck Punk
Well, I got one for you.
I used to live at the beach in Florida. Now, I don't know if picking up a girl walking along the road next to the beach in bumper to bumper traffic classifies as a hitchhiker, but it was still giving a lift to a stranger.
So she wants to know if I'll take her home (she doesn't live far).
"Sure", I said. Oh, I forgot to mention I had 2 friends already riding with me. No, this doesn't end up as gangbang story.
Anyway, I drive my friends home first. Now, it's just me and her and it's late at night. She didn't act really wierd or anything, but I think she was a bit high or drunk. Who knows, who cares. I wasn't feeling too bad myself. If you know what I mean?
Then she starts wanting to know if we can go to my place. Again I say "Sure".
I know what your thinking. I'm an idiot, right. Well, when it's late at night, and your alone with a girl with very large fun bags. You don't think with the right head.
We get to my house. By the way, this was years ago, and I still lived with my parents. But, it was really late, and they were sleeping. So, I snuck her into my room. Sneaking her in wasn't easy. She was a loud gal.
Now, we are in my room, and the first thing she wants is food.
I go into the kitchen, and make her a ham sandwich.
Anyway, to make a long story short, she starts coming on to me, and before you know it, were doing it.
Then something freaked me out while I was banging her from behind.
I noticed on the back of her head a big bald spot. Her hair was long, so I had to move it to see the spot.
All I know is that it freaked me out!
I stopped and said "I'm done." Then I got dressed, and took her
ass home. I didn't get her name, and sure as hell never gave her my name (not my real name, anyway).

I'm sorry this story didn't have that great of a payoff, but it's the only hitchhiking one I have.

Should have just flipped her over and done her missionary style, that or put a bag over head (if she was a little drunk or high, she wouldn't notice).

Anyway, I'm almost turning 17...and I still dont' have my liscense, so no, I haven't picked up a hitchhiker. But if they're hot and DON'T have a bald spot, sure as hell I would.

[The Tortoise]

I picked up a hitch-hiker once. Boy did we both get a good laugh as we both pulled a hunting-knife on eachother at the same time. Good times.

[The Tortoise]

I picked up a hitch-hiker once. Boy did we both get a good laugh as we both pulled a hunting-knife on eachother at the same time. Good times.

[Romero&Juliet]

TRUE STORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY

I just got back from California (for a series of big giant parties. Anyways, my friends and I were driving down highway 101. I was WERECKED on acid and the driver had thought it really funny to pick up a hitchhiker in order to FUCK with me.

So he sees this old dude on the side of the road and picks him up. He's sitting beside me and stinks of something like... a cross between BO, old sex and woods.

he wore a coon skin cap.

His name was "BILBO" and he claimed that he was friends with Dave Matthews. Once he found out my friends' plot to drive me INSANE, he began pulling out a series of pokect knives and proceeded to show them to me.

We eventually pulled over to go to this tourist trap thing(actually, it was an anti-gravity room. I didn't go!) and Bilbo came over and completely put me at ease.

It was fucking creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy, though. I was half expecting him to take my picture.

[bowieee]

Originally posted by countchocula
FUCK no!

The exact words I was just about to type into this thread.

[bowieee]

Originally posted by The Tortoise
I picked up a hitch-hiker once. Boy did we both get a good laugh as we both pulled a hunting-knife on eachother at the same time. Good times.

:)

Wittiest thing I've read for awhile here.

[Patrick Bateman]

That 'Bald Spot' story is quite possibly one of the best posts I've read in a good long while! Cheers! :)

Originally posted by IamNoOne666
I find that I can't stop laughing at this. That ending just has me dying. "I'm done" hahahaha

LOL I know! I was halfway expecting, "Thats a wrap!" :D

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
Nope, but a few months ago, I passed a hitchhiker on the freeway. I gave him some sort of gesture as a means of saying "Sorry, dude, I can't pick you up", but I think he took it the wrong way, because I looked in the rear view mirror and saw him flipping me off with both hands.

Now I know who that asshole was!

[wheresdonnie?]

Hell no...I don't want some Rutger Hauer look-a-like picking tears off my face with a knife, or ripping my girlfriend-to-be in half with a truck. Seen too many horror movies to fall for that one.

[Redneck Punk]

Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
That 'Bald Spot' story is quite possibly one of the best posts I've read in a good long while! Cheers! :)

LOL I know! I was halfway expecting, "Thats a wrap!" :D

I'm glad you enjoyed my horrific tale of sex, ham and baldness.
It kind of makes the years of therapy worth it.

[Weird_Kitty_Cat]

never...for the same reason i flipped out when my car broke down on a back country road just at the edge of dark and i had no cell phone...i'm a young, skinny, (i've been told) cute girl with barely any muscle which makes me think Last House on the Left.

-meghan

[The Mack]

Originally posted by Weird_Kitty_Cat
never...for the same reason i flipped out when my car broke down on a back country road just at the edge of dark and i had no cell phone...i'm a young, skinny, (i've been told) cute girl with barely any muscle which makes me think Last House on the Left.

-meghan

Girls should definitely never pick up hitchhikers. Theirs not even a question about that. Theirs just a lot more sick, demented men out there than their are women. And those sickos are much more likely to prey on a woman than a man.

[RavenBlade]

I'll give you a reason I will not pick up hitch hikers, the song is called Hitch hiker Joe, sung by The Rugburns.


Don't pick up hitchhiker joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He�ll make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Don't do it now

I had a cousin who came from vermont
Next thing I know, that cousin was gone
Truck driver saw him picking up hitchhiker joe
Now his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow

Don't pick up hitchhiker joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Don't do it now


My best friend eddie called from l.a.
Said we'd have dinner later that day
I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch
My poor friend eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch

Don't pick up hitchhiker joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Don't do it now


Hitchhiker joe ain't no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway
Steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock
And a razor up his sleeve
And a chainsaw in his pack
And he's gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeah

My girfriend lois called from talahassee
She picked up that dude at the spam factory
That was the last time that I saw her smile
My best advice is don't eat spam for a while

Don't pick up hitchhiker joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear to ear
Gonna lock you in a trunk
For ninety-nine years
Don�t do it now

End lyrics.......

In all seriousness, my mom picked up a hitch hiker once
with me and a friend in the car, he wasn't going very far
so we gave him a lift, no harm no foul.
But this is the day and age of reckless murdering, so no,
I wouldn't pick up a hitch hiker, not now anyways.

Raven

[IamNoOne666]

Its been awhile since I've read this many good stories all in one place. I wish more of oyu would put your lives in danger and pick up hitch hikers so there could be more stories. I' kidding. Kinda. there are good stories on here.

[EVILxxx]

Originally posted by IamNoOne666
Its been awhile since I've read this many good stories all in one place. I wish more of oyu would put your lives in danger and pick up hitch hikers so there could be more stories. I' kidding. Kinda. there are good stories on here.

The next time I see a hitchhiker I'll pick him up so i can post it here. .. that is if I'm still alive.
I don't think I would pick up one by myself, but with my friend(who is as crazy as i am) I would probably do it. Unless it was a hot woman, in that case I would take my chances. :D

[The Mack]

Originally posted by EVILxxx
The next time I see a hitchhiker I'll pick him up so i can post it here. .. that is if I'm still alive.
I don't think I would pick up one by myself, but with my friend(who is as crazy as i am) I would probably do it. Unless it was a hot woman, in that case I would take my chances. :D

Let the bitch walk. You'll live to see another day.

Someone once gave me that exact advice...about 25 or so posts up. :D

[Twisted Sister]

Yup, done it a couple times.

Not an exciting story, but here goes. I was on the way back from snowboarding in Tahoe, about 20 miles outside of Sac when I saw this young couple hitching. They looked like normal college kids, so I asked them where they were going. They said Canada, and wanted to get to Sacramento so they could get on a Greyhound bus. I needed gas, so we stopped at a convenience store where they used the restroom.

While in the store, I told them to buy whatever they wanted to eat/drink, but they were vegetarians and only bought some apples, water and iced tea, if I recall. While they were in the bathroom, I used the ATM and waited for them outside. I took them to Greyhound, bought their bus tickets for them and gave them extra money to see them home.

Nothing bad, just helping some kids out.

Oh, then there was the time my bf and I picked up a guy walking along Lake Superior. He was WASTED from partying the night before (so he said) and reeked of vomit, BO and shit. That was the LAST time I picked anyone up. Our car smelled for HOURS after he got out. Made me wanna puke.

[Dork Knight]

yeah I've picked up a couple hitchers back when I was in Korea driving between Seoul and Taegu. Both times all they did was make conversation and neither of them attempted to kill, maim or sodomise me in any way...I swear...

[Kocko]

Yeah I picked up one strange Mo Fo when I was about 17 and driving the 500 Klicks from Sydney to my folks at night. He kept wanting to have a drive which was not going to happen and relating some pretty fucked up material on his life on the road. He freaked me out so much that I stopped on the pretence of a piss break and when he got out put the peddle to the metal and got the fuck out of Dodge.

Even now I still get the creeps when I think about him. Maybe he was a fair dinkum freak or just a freakout but either way the best place for our relationship was him on the side of the road and me tooling down the highway.

[TheAxeGrinder]

Hell's no! I wouldn't pick up a hitchhiker, especially around my neck of the woods. For all I know, it could be an escaped young offender from the juvi jail we have here in Thunder Bay (well not here, per se, it's on the outskirts, but you can see where I'm going here). Plus, I've seen The Hitcher too many times to take a chance.

[The Mack]

Originally posted by Kocko
Yeah I picked up one strange Mo Fo when I was about 17 and driving the 500 Klicks from Sydney to my folks at night. He kept wanting to have a drive which was not going to happen and relating some pretty fucked up material on his life on the road. He freaked me out so much that I stopped on the pretence of a piss break and when he got out put the peddle to the metal and got the fuck out of Dodge.

Even now I still get the creeps when I think about him. Maybe he was a fair dinkum freak or just a freakout but either way the best place for our relationship was him on the side of the road and me tooling down the highway.

You got him with the old piss break routine, eh? Nicely done.

[Dork Knight]

Memo to self:

Use "piss break" routine to foil hitch hiker killer plans. And pick up a fresh pot of kim chee.

[EVILxxx]

Haha anyone else remember this thread from back in the day?
Redneck Punk still has one of the best strories I've heard on this site or anywhere else.

[weezercoke]

On a whim, I just got done watching The Hitcher. And I got to thinking about whether any schmoes had ever picked up a hitchhiker?

Myself, I've never done it although I have been tempted to on a couple of different occasions. It was a hot chick both times. But due in part to The Hitcher, I never actually did it.

So schmoes, was anyone here ever brave enough to pick up a hitchhiker? If so, I'd love to hear what that experience was like. And even if you haven't, who here has actually thought about it?

I picked up a guy who needed gas also someone picked me up when I had a blow out on my car.

[uglysexy]

and definitely hitchhiked many miles myself.....no trail of blood....y'gotta cauterize the wounds :rolleyes:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

[KillerKlown]

Haha anyone else remember this thread from back in the day?



Yeah I do... Been a few years!

I've still never picked anyone up... I prefer running them over. :)

[The Postmaster General]

I've given people rides, but not like those standing on the side of the road. I saw a side-of-the-road hitchiker the other day and thought about this thread.

One instance I remember I was on a work break and some guy came up to me and had bags and bags full of groceries and a bicycle. He was maybe 38 or so and biked up to the store and bought more stuff than he could carry back (including a 24-pack of beer) --- I gave him and his bike a ride home and he offered me a beer, which I had to turn down. I thought about showing back up to his house after work, but it was late and he lived in sectioned housing, so I couldn't have made out which place was his anyway.

[Yggdrasil_Mjötv]

Well, I got one for you.
I used to live at the beach in Florida. Now, I don't know if picking up a girl walking along the road next to the beach in bumper to bumper traffic classifies as a hitchhiker, but it was still giving a lift to a stranger.
So she wants to know if I'll take her home (she doesn't live far).
"Sure", I said. Oh, I forgot to mention I had 2 friends already riding with me. No, this doesn't end up as gangbang story.
Anyway, I drive my friends home first. Now, it's just me and her and it's late at night. She didn't act really wierd or anything, but I think she was a bit high or drunk. Who knows, who cares. I wasn't feeling too bad myself. If you know what I mean?
Then she starts wanting to know if we can go to my place. Again I say "Sure".
I know what your thinking. I'm an idiot, right. Well, when it's late at night, and your alone with a girl with very large fun bags. You don't think with the right head.
We get to my house. By the way, this was years ago, and I still lived with my parents. But, it was really late, and they were sleeping. So, I snuck her into my room. Sneaking her in wasn't easy. She was a loud gal.
Now, we are in my room, and the first thing she wants is food.
I go into the kitchen, and make her a ham sandwich.
Anyway, to make a long story short, she starts coming on to me, and before you know it, were doing it.
Then something freaked me out while I was banging her from behind.
I noticed on the back of her head a big bald spot. Her hair was long, so I had to move it to see the spot.
All I know is that it freaked me out!
I stopped and said "I'm done." Then I got dressed, and took her
ass home. I didn't get her name, and sure as hell never gave her my name (not my real name, anyway).

I'm sorry this story didn't have that great of a payoff, but it's the only hitchhiking one I have.

This has to be the most priceless story about hitchhikers lol, ou actually had me to the edge of my seat considering I was imagining how things could have gone so much more worse. Cheers, that was quite brave of you.

I never picked up a hitcherhiker but Ive seen quite a few and always though to stop by, good thing that most of the time I was in a hurry to get somewhere.