Is Elijah Wood Gay?

[BorderEevilIII]

Well depending on what team he bats for is HIS Business but this site I stumbled on is ummmmmmm not soo kind on Frodo Boy :D

CLICK HERE (http://veryverygay.com/elijahwood/vvg.html)

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Probably. I'm not too keen on his acting abilities myself but the hate is uncalled for.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Bullet Tooth Tony
Probably. I'm not too keen on his acting abilities myself but the hate is uncalled for.

My thoughts exactly. Unless someone fucks sheep or little children, then it's not really my concern who they fuck. Unless we're already in a relationship, of course. ;)

[Psychocandy]

Originally posted by James Logan
Unless someone fucks sheep or little children, then it's not really my concern who they fuck.

What about shaved monkeys? :(

[B1rd_Po0p]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
What about shaved monkeys? :(

As long as it's consensual: knock yourself out!! :D

[therealjohng]

Have you guys seen The Lord of the Rings?


End of discussion.

[Joshmo]

What does LOTR have to do with anything? I also seen him in Eternal Sunshine and believed he was into Kristin Dunst.

[Patrick Bateman]

Orgazmo 2

Frodo Boy vs Choda Boy

Who will triumph?

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by Joshmo
What does LOTR have to do with anything?

oh come on. Sam was his bitch. :D

[jeo4]

Gay or not, he is still a decent actor. Sexual preference has nothing to do with how well he does his job.

[Lord Raiden]

Originally posted by Joshmo
I also seen him in Eternal Sunshine and believed he was into Kristin Dunst.

He was actually into Kate Winslet. Saying he was into Dunst isn't saying very much for his sexuality...or his intelligence.

Sorry, I didn't make my quota for insulting Kirsten last month and have to make up for it.

[EBastard]

Ah-hem...may I direct you all...TO THE MOST DANGEROUS THREAD ABOUT WHAT MAY VERY WELL BE THE MOST DANGEROUS WEBSITE ON THE PLANET...TO CELEBS?!

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=81577&perpage=40&highlight=the+most+dangerous+website&pagenumber=1

Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
Orgazmo 2

Frodo Boy vs Choda Boy

Who will triumph?
I'd pay to see that, even if it was a sausage fest.:D



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THIS BASTARD THINKS THE WOOD COULD DO A SEX TAPE WITH IAN MCKELLAN AND ORLANDO BLOOM CO-STARRING, ALONG WITH TREY PARKER, THE DIRECTOR OF ORGAZMO AND TEAM AMERICA DIRECTING, AND HE'D STILL BE THE COOLEST, GEEKIEST ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD. WORD.:cool:

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by EBastard
THIS BASTARD THINKS THE WOOD COULD DO A SEX TAPE WITH IAN MCKELLAN AND ORLANDO BLOOM CO-STARRING, ALONG WITH TREY PARKER, THE DIRECTOR OF ORGAZMO AND TEAM AMERICA DIRECTING, AND HE'D STILL BE THE COOLEST, GEEKIEST ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD. WORD.:cool: [/B]


Well, if there's one thing we've learned in the past year. You get more respect in Hollywood for fucking on home video.

[Patrick Bateman]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Well, if there's one thing we've learned in the past year. You get more respect in Hollywood for fucking on home video.

Word. :)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Have you guys seen The Lord of the Rings?


End of discussion.

No, it's not. :)

I've been wanting to say this for a while: what's with the whole LOTR thing? I mean, sure, Frodo and Sam are close, and sweating, and they hug each other.

But this whole LOTR gay thing makes me think of the nerd at school who calls everything with a heart and soul "gay" to make sure everyone knows he is straight (which he actually might not be). It's like dudes watching LOTR and going "ha-ha! Look at the little gay couple! Ha, ha, ha!" to hide the fact that they actually understand the bond.

Every time I hear somebody bring up this point, I feel like saying "dude...have you ever had a real friend?". Because it's like they don't get brotherly love. If I tell my best friend "I love you, man", and if he follows me through some hard times to help me go the distance, does that mean we're gay? Does that mean he's my bitch and I like to take him roughly in the barn?

I don't mean to be over-agressive, so I apologize if I am (come to the barn and punish me, if I am ;) ), but this is something that I just do not get. And yes, the immature side of it does tend to get a little bit on my nerves.

[Tuukka]

Well, we know that he has had relationships with Mandy Moore and Franka Potente. Has been also linked to Bijou Phillips, althought this was not a public romance, if it ever existed. So far he hasn't dated any men.

Evidence points towards heterosexual. For a supposed "gay man" Wood seems to be pretty good at nailing hot chicks.

[Jon Lyrik]

I vote option C: bisexual.

[Underground]

Originally posted by James Logan
No, it's not. :)

I've been wanting to say this for a while: what's with the whole LOTR thing? I mean, sure, Frodo and Sam are close, and sweating, and they hug each other.

But this whole LOTR gay thing makes me think of the nerd at school who calls everything with a heart and soul "gay" to make sure everyone knows he is straight (which he actually might not be). It's like dudes watching LOTR and going "ha-ha! Look at the little gay couple! Ha, ha, ha!" to hide the fact that they actually understand the bond.

Every time I hear somebody bring up this point, I feel like saying "dude...have you ever had a real friend?". Because it's like they don't get brotherly love. If I tell my best friend "I love you, man", and if he follows me through some hard times to help me go the distance, does that mean we're gay? Does that mean he's my bitch and I like to take him roughly in the barn?

I don't mean to be over-agressive, so I apologize if I am (come to the barn and punish me, if I am ;) ), but this is something that I just do not get. And yes, the immature side of it does tend to get a little bit on my nerves.

That's all and good, but from what i read there it's a woman or girl that's making all the accousation. Men usually aren't catty like that, well not the strait ones :P

Originally posted by James Logan
If I tell my best friend "I love you, man", and if he follows me through some hard times to help me go the distance, does that mean we're gay?

as long as he didn't want to play the role of Walken in Pulp, and have to hide the magic ring... just joking, your points are good Logan. After veiwing the website it appeared like hate filled action taken by a desperate person. Guess it comes with fame or crazies being introduced to you

[B1rd_Po0p]

LOTR -- Hobbits are pack animals, people!! That doesn't mean they're gay, they just like to run in packs... :D

As for gay in Hollywood - who gives a fuck? I wish all of the gay actors and actresses would just come out and start living their lives! I mean seriously, when Rosie O'Donnell came out, was anybody really surprised?? Or better yet - how many of you even cared? I sincerely doubt that it would effect what roles they get our how their fans feel about them. Most of the new wave Brit bands back in the 80's were chock full o' gay men and we still loved them!! In fact, it was vogue to be gay. In this day where all of the fanatical religious groups are trying to take over the world: I think a gay revolution would be great!!

... but that's just me.. :D

[therealjohng]

Ok, before this gets outta hand. My reference to LOTR is a fucking joke!!

[B1rd_Po0p]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Ok, before this gets outta hand. My reference to LOTR is a fucking joke!!

Oh I know - just like the pack animal thing... :D

[BorderEevilIII]

yes realjohng you like to kid......
now come over and sit on my lap :D

j/k :D

[ComeNightfall]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
LOTR -- Hobbits are pack animals, people!! That doesn't mean they're gay, they just like to run in packs... :D

As for gay in Hollywood - who gives a fuck? I wish all of the gay actors and actresses would just come out and start living their lives! I mean seriously, when Rosie O'Donnell came out, was anybody really surprised?? Or better yet - how many of you even cared? I sincerely doubt that it would effect what roles they get our how their fans feel about them. Most of the new wave Brit bands back in the 80's were chock full o' gay men and we still loved them!! In fact, it was vogue to be gay. In this day where all of the fanatical religious groups are trying to take over the world: I think a gay revolution would be great!!

... but that's just me.. :D
ITA!!! Gay men are hot. Bring them on! Of course, they won't want anything to do with me, but it beats seeing beer bellies and NASCAR all ove the place. ;)

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
yes realjohng you like to kid......
now come over and sit on my lap :D


Ok, but take the banana out of your pants first.

[donna542004]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
What about shaved monkeys? :(

Don't ask, don't tell.
How do you get the monkey to hold still? :) Or is it one of those funky, chunky monkeys?
Donna A.

[Nachokoolaid]

Did no one else read the disclaimer? Wood isn't gay. This is just a site made for fun and to ruffle some feathers. Apprently, successfully.

"Disclaimer:

This is a parody site.
Elijah Wood is not actually gay. Well, he might be, just like anyone else on the planet might be. The "evidence" presented on this page does not provide any proof whatsoever that he is homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, multisexual, ambisexual, monosexual, ubersexual, antisexual, anthrosexual or whatever. All we know is he is a talented actor and has the hugest eyes this side of a Precious Moments calendar -- we know absolutely nothing about him or his life, and respect his right to fuck and/or fondle whomever he wants. This site was constructed in response to those who don't seem to feel the same way.

Thank you. "

[SamaraMorgan]

"Elijah with baked goods = gay"
LOL :D

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by Nachokoolaid

Did no one else read the disclaimer? Wood isn't gay. This is just a site made for fun and to ruffle some feathers. Apprently, successfully.



Not everyone is gonna click onto that but thanks for pointing it out :D

And notice when it says its a "parody" then adds in "he should be...."
Makes me wonder what chain this person (s) who created the site are they really pulling. ;)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Ok, before this gets outta hand. My reference to LOTR is a fucking joke!!

No. No! That's a fucking cover up!

I won't tolerate this, you...you...bastard! Come outside, we'll kick each other's ass!

;)

Kidding. (really? lol) I understand that yours was a joke (well, I understand now, anyway), but I hear it so much by people who're actually serious -- they're the ones who get on my nerves.

You...you I love, man. *purrs*

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by James Logan
No, it's not. :)

I've been wanting to say this for a while: what's with the whole LOTR thing? I mean, sure, Frodo and Sam are close, and sweating, and they hug each other.

But this whole LOTR gay thing makes me think of the nerd at school who calls everything with a heart and soul "gay" to make sure everyone knows he is straight (which he actually might not be). It's like dudes watching LOTR and going "ha-ha! Look at the little gay couple! Ha, ha, ha!" to hide the fact that they actually understand the bond.

Every time I hear somebody bring up this point, I feel like saying "dude...have you ever had a real friend?". Because it's like they don't get brotherly love. If I tell my best friend "I love you, man", and if he follows me through some hard times to help me go the distance, does that mean we're gay? Does that mean he's my bitch and I like to take him roughly in the barn?

I don't mean to be over-agressive, so I apologize if I am (come to the barn and punish me, if I am ;) ), but this is something that I just do not get. And yes, the immature side of it does tend to get a little bit on my nerves.

You = awesome.

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
In this day where all of the fanatical religious groups are trying to take over the world: I think a gay revolution would be great!!

... but that's just me.. :D

Nope, me too!

[Psychocandy]

Originally posted by donna542004
Don't ask, don't tell.
How do you get the monkey to hold still? :) Or is it one of those funky, chunky monkeys?
Donna A.

I usually find that a few nails do the trick. Just remember...don't rub it down with baby lotion until it's firmly affixed to the floor/wall/ceiling. They're slippery fuckers. :D

[Redneck Punk]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Have you guys seen The Lord of the Rings?


End of discussion.
I thought Gandalf was the peter puffer, not Frodo.

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by Redneck Punk
I thought Gandalf was the peter puffer, not Frodo.

*I know I'm stealing this joke from somewhere, can't remember from who or where, though*

http://www.midnightpark.com/swordsource/LOTR/Original%20Files/UC1386%20Gandalf.jpg

"Hey Frodo, wanna see what a real wizard's staff looks like?"

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Twisted Sister
You = awesome.

Aw. ;) I love you too, sweetie -- and I miss you. Drop me a line -- my Yahoo's dead, but my AIM and MSN Messenger screennames and email adress are in my profile. Because if you don't drop me a line, then I'll just have to go after you again. And you know I will. ;)

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by James Logan
... then I'll just have to go after you again. And you know I will. ;)

Are you threatening my bunghole?

http://hogwild.net/images/Misc/beavis.gif

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Twisted Sister
Are you threatening my bunghole?


Well, that depends. I'm not familiar with the term "bunghole".

If it's in reference to something sexual, then...yes, I am.

If it's NOT in reference to anything sexual, then...yes, I am.

[EBastard]

And...here come the anal sex jokes...

goodness, I'm suprised Tweek hasn't showed up yet...



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

REVENGE OF THE BASTARD- MAY 2005.

[James Logan]

Anal sex. Bunghole. Twisted Sister.

Is it wrong that I'm starting to be completely aroused by all this?

;)

[Twisted Sister]

Originally posted by James Logan
Anal sex. Bunghole. Twisted Sister.

Is it wrong that I'm starting to be completely aroused by all this?

;)

Come to Butthead.

[B1rd_Po0p]

... you naughty kids. Funny how a thread entitled 'IS ELIJAH WOOD GAY?' brings out the bung-hole chasing schmoes... :D

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Twisted Sister
Come to Butthead.

All right. Hottest Butthead reference ever, hands down, kick his ass. ;)

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
... you naughty kids. Funny how a thread entitled 'IS ELIJAH WOOD GAY?' brings out the bung-hole chasing schmoes... :D

Yeah, well...can you honestly say you're surprised? ;)

Although we should get back on topic soon, or Linds is gonna whip-crack down on us (well, ok, me) for driving this thread straight to sleazy innuendo heaven. But she's used to it. :)