Vincent Cassel and Jennifer Aniston rumors.

[Tweek]

That's right.
I heard (on the 12 o'clock King 5 news, musta been a slow day) that Vincent Cassel and Jennifer Aniston are rumored to be dating each other.

If that's true, Cassel's a stupid man.
I hope it's not true.
I'm taking it with a grain of salt.

Link to a source (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=53720272/K=vincent+cassel/v=2/SID=w/l=NSR/R=1/SIG=13ibm2qb7/EXP=1107292528/*-http%3A//www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/aniston%20dating%20derailed%20co.star.)

[B1rd_Po0p]

Who is he? I've never even heard of him...

[Tweek]

Vincent Cassel's imdb.com page (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001993/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9dmluY2VudCBjYXNzZWx8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft =20)
He's an actor (mostly supporting roles) who's envied by men everywhere for being married to Monica Belluci, which is why I said he's stupid if the rumors are true.

Aniston and he did "Derailed" together, which'll be out this year, and they were seen spending time together...ooh, that's always indicative of infidelity.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
Who is he? I've never even heard of him...

Then your life cannot possibly be complete. ;)

Vincent Cassel is the coolest Frenchman alive. And he's married to Monica Bellucci -- which makes him the luckiest fucking bastad alive, too.

This rumor's bullshit, if you ask me. Your usual "doing a movie together, turning into friends, so they must be humping fucking" rumor. Lame.

[jeo4]

If I were married to Monica, I wouldn't be cheating, that's for sure.

[Patrick Bateman]

Originally posted by James Logan
Vincent Cassel is the coolest Frenchman alive. And he's married to Monica Bellucci -- which makes him the luckiest fucking bastad alive, too.

Wait. In your estimation, I figured one Michael Douglas would be the luckiest fucking bastard alive?

Just clarifying. ;)

[Patrick Bateman]

Oh, and yeah I agree.

Vincent Cassel would have to be one dumb fuck for cheating on Monica.

No contest.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
Wait. In your estimation, I figured one Michael Douglas would be the luckiest fucking bastard alive?

Just clarifying. ;)

Oh, yeah, I do think Zeta is the hottest woman alive.

But is she sexual? I don't know. Monica Bellucci, though -- now that's a sexual woman. She feels like a woman who needs to get laid, who's dirty in the bedroom, who doesn't go two weeks without needing humping, who's not hung up by stuff.

That's the kind of woman a lucky bastard is married to. ;)

[Patrick Bateman]

Originally posted by James Logan
Oh, yeah, I do think Zeta is the hottest woman alive.

But is she sexual? I don't know. Monica Bellucci, though -- now that's a sexual woman. She feels like a woman who needs to get laid, who's dirty in the bedroom, who doesn't go two weeks without needing humping, who's not hung up by stuff.

That's the kind of woman a lucky bastard is married to. ;)

Indeed.

Well said. :)

[Underground]

Does anyone else think that Vincent Cassel looks like Jude Law's retarded brother?

[Voodoodoll]

Aargh. She just had a really public separation from her husband; you would think the press would give her a few weeks break before the inevitable new-famous-boyfriend rumours. Poor Jen :(

[Succubus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/SadeanHeroine/Celebs/Bellucci.jpg

No man cheats on this woman.

And poor Jen. Her marital bed is barely cold and already she's linked with someone else.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Underground
Does anyone else think that Vincent Cassel looks like Jude Law's retarded brother?

Hey, don't bash Vincent Cassel! :) The man is über-cool, really nice and grounded, and one of the best actors we got. And he's humping Monica Bellucci on a regular basis.

Just for that, he deserves nothing but applause. ;)

[Underground]

hehe, James... Just joking around. No offence to him or mentally disadvantaged people.

BTW: Bellucci's super, super, super, hot.

Also it must be great to be a photographer, getting paid to find her best pose in a nightgown...

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Underground
hehe, James... Just joking around. No offence to him or mentally disadvantaged people.


Dude, I live in France. Insult him, insult retards, nothing shocks me, and everything will make me laugh! Ha-ha!

I'm joking...to some extent. ;) We don't know what politically correct is. Well, yes, we do, but we call it by its real name -- hypocrisy. We'd rather be insensitive fuckers. More fun.

And yeah, I remember wanting to be a photographer for a few months when I was in high school. Fantasy job, man, fantasy job.