Stupidest lines in movies....

[B1rd_Po0p]

I was just wondering what my fellow schmoes think are some of the dumbest lines they have ever heard uttered in a movie. The one that annoys me most is in X-Men, when Storm says 'Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else.' I just think that is the lamest line.

So - thoughts?

[Tom Samborski]

"Talk to the hand" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

That was so funny... back in 1996. Hearing that line now just makes you want to cry at its lameness.

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?" - Various actors, too many various movies

"Liar!" - Jennifer Garner, Daredevil

I can think of many others, but there's just too much to post.

[Carpicon]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" - Dirty Dancing

[Mr-Blonde]

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[SpongeBod]

"You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." - Showdown In Little Tokyo

[Mahab]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
I was just wondering what my fellow schmoes think are some of the dumbest lines they have ever heard uttered in a movie. The one that annoys me most is in X-Men, when Storm says 'Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else.' I just think that is the lamest line.

So - thoughts?

I clicked into this thread just to see how long it took that line to appear.

Good work, lol.

[B1rd_Po0p]

Originally posted by Mahab
I clicked into this thread just to see how long it took that line to appear.

Good work, lol.

The line from X-Men? Seriously?? So I'm not the only one who thought that one sucked??

[Mahab]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
The line from X-Men? Seriously?? So I'm not the only one who thought that one sucked??

Indeed, you are not alone.

That's my favorite example of corny dialouge. Even Bryan Singer has gone on record saying he hates it.

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
I 'Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else.'


The absolute fuckin WORST line in the HISTORY of cinema.... BY FAR!

[Mr-Blonde]

"You had me at hello" - Jerry McGuire

[<3mekthx]

"I think I have a superhero stalker." Kirsten Dunst, Spiderman

[Tweek]

That was so funny... back in 1996. Hearing that line now just makes you want to cry at its lameness.

Doesn't the movie take place around that time?

[Ted Pikul]

Originally posted by Carpicon
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" - Dirty Dancing

That line is beyond plain bad.

It's iconic in its awfulness.

Like the film itself.

[Buck Turgidson]

Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky: "I swallowed your cum!!"

Vanessa Redgrave doing Ophelia has nothing on the trenchant perfection of the script and her astonishingly moving delivery of that line.

Thank you, so much, Cammy D and Cameron (I'm Working With my Li'l Elfin Buddy So My Brain Is In The Shop) Crowe for giving us that special gift.

[MacReady]

Dispite it's mass quotability, I've felt that Scarface had a few stinker:

-I always tell the truth. Even when I lie!

-Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy?

[eljefe15]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky: "I swallowed your cum!!"

Vanessa Redgrave doing Ophelia has nothing on the trenchant perfection of the script and her astonishingly moving delivery of that line.

Thank you, so much, Cammy D and Cameron (I'm Working With my Li'l Elfin Buddy So My Brain Is In The Shop) Crowe for giving us that special gift.

I actually like the idea of Cameron Diaz saying "I swallowed your cum!"

Even though I like Robert Rodriquez movies, except for Spy Kids 3(Stallone sucks!) I hate most of his dialogue. The worst has to be from Once Upon a Time in Mexico where Johnny Depp tells that one guy who's in practically all of RR's movies:

JD: Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?
DUDE: I'm a MexiCAN!

That line bugs me so much.

Alrato!

[Hannibal21]

I Know What You Did Last Summer

Ray: Nobody understands you the way I do. (or somethin' like that)
Julie: I understand your pain.

Ugh! :rolleyes:

[X-Nightcrawler]

That X-Men joke IS the worst in cinema history.

A line I hate is from the show Buffy (favorite, don't get me wrong) but the season 1 finale had a line I rolled my eyes at (something that never happened again with Buff).

"I may be dead . . . but I'm still pretty."

[Frank the Tank]

Although this line has value in chessyness, It's still stupid

Rocky: I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, EVRABODY CAN CHANGE!

Stallone in Rocky 4.

[B1rd_Po0p]

Most of the lines that Charlize Theron had in The Italian Job were stinkers IMO - "I want to see the look on that man's face when we steal his gold." click.

[King of Depew]

Aw, c'mon: "Mexican or Mexican't" is fuckin great. It was perfect for Jonny Depp's character too.

"Where'd you get the scar tough guy..." from Scarface is great just because he gets to say "Howm I gon' get a scar like this eating pussy, mang."

More:
the line from "Outbreak" when Donald Sutherland finds out Morgan Freeman fixed the bomb, he goes "Hey Billy, what're you dumb or somethin? You just told em' the....oh I see."

In Empire Strikes Back, Luke Skywalker turns around to Yoda and goes "But Han and Leia will DIE IF I DON'T!!" in the worst theatrical acting ever. (That's really bad for a George Lucas movie too.)

Damn, I know I have more. The last good one was in "Alexander", when Rosario Dawson (who looks phenomenal naked) sees Colin Farrell hug Jared Leto and goes: "You love...cheem?" ("him") The whole fucking theater laughed out loud. God that movie sucks.

[A.J. Hakari]

"You're a looner!"

-TEENAGE CAVEMAN (2001)

Umm...whaaaaaaa...? :confused:

[B1rd_Po0p]

"Ma mama always said laf is lak a boxa cho-clats..."

[Mr-Blonde]

Anything Donnie says in The Big Lebowski.

"Shut the fuck up Donnie! You're out of your element!"

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Although this line has value in chessyness, It's still stupid

Rocky: I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, EVRABODY CAN CHANGE!

Stallone in Rocky 4.

LOL! iI like the way you typed it trying to make it sound in Stallone accent.

[Digifruitella]

Originally posted by King of Depew
Aw, c'mon: "Mexican or Mexican't" is fuckin great. It was perfect for Jonny Depp's character too.

"Where'd you get the scar tough guy..." from Scarface is great just because he gets to say "Howm I gon' get a scar like this eating pussy, mang."

More:
the line from "Outbreak" when Donald Sutherland finds out Morgan Freeman fixed the bomb, he goes "Hey Billy, what're you dumb or somethin? You just told em' the....oh I see."

In Empire Strikes Back, Luke Skywalker turns around to Yoda and goes "But Han and Leia will DIE IF I DON'T!!" in the worst theatrical acting ever. (That's really bad for a George Lucas movie too.)

Damn, I know I have more. The last good one was in "Alexander", when Rosario Dawson (who looks phenomenal naked) sees Colin Farrell hug Jared Leto and goes: "You love...cheem?" ("him") The whole fucking theater laughed out loud. God that movie sucks.

You back them up good, I agree with you, MexiCAn line is perfect for Johnny, same with the Scarface reply.

and Alexander line, rofl.

[morricone]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
Anything Donnie says in The Big Lebowski.

"Shut the fuck up Donnie! You're out of your element!"

Anything Donnie says is gold!

Although this line has value in chessyness, It's still stupid

Rocky: I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, EVRABODY CAN CHANGE!

Stallone in Rocky 4.

God damn that stupid speech pissed me off so much, and so did that damn robot. But still, I can't help but watch that movie.

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky: "I swallowed your cum!!"


LOL! I couldn't help but laugh out loud at that one... And what's even more interesting is Mr. Cruise's reaction to that line in the flick! :D :D

[B1rd_Po0p]

How about the whole speech in Independence Day?

President Whitmore - "... And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Oh yeah. That's inspiring.

[morricone]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
How about the whole speech in Independence Day?

President Whitmore - "... And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Oh yeah. That's inspiring.

That's gotta be the worst move speech ever. Oh my god, that's so corny.

[APzombie]

Originally posted by SpongeBod
"You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." - Showdown In Little Tokyo

(after sex)
"That time, I heard you coming."

-Another classic line from Showdown in Little Tokyo.

"I'm here to save you!"

"You already did..."

- A piss-poor Jedi rip off from the so-called 'best film of the year' *

* = 2003 Academy Awards

[ilovemovies]

All of the dialogue in Alone in the Dark!

All of the dialogue in Autumn in New York!

Alot of the one liners in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze are incredibly hokey.

[bluesbrother965]

It always bugs me when someone says "Where's so and so", and someone else says "Dead", and the first person'll say "What do you mean, dead?".

Also, all those "quotable" lines in Scarface always sound really dumb to me.

[Misanthrope]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
How about the whole speech in Independence Day?

President Whitmore - "... And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Oh yeah. That's inspiring.

Haha, my girlfriend and her sister almost got kicked out of the theater because they were laughing so loud at that, almost for the rest of the movie.

The entire movie takes the cake for worst lines. And this is true for most Will Smith movies.

[Squid Vicious]

Evelyn: "I'm gonna give my whole heart to Danny, but I don't think I'll look at another sunset without thinking of you."

-- Pearl Harbor

Evan: "If I hadn't blown my arms off, Mom never would've started smoking in the first place!"

Kayleigh: "If I knew you were coming, I would've got the stains out of my sheets."

-- The Butterfly Effect

Van Helsing: "There's something down there....and it's carnivorous."

-- Van Helsing

Patches O'Houlihan: "You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop."

-- Dodgeball

Spooner: [pretends to sneeze] "Oh, sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

-- I, Robot

Spider-Man: "It's you who's out, Gobbie -- out of your mind!"

-- Spider-Man (I love this movie, but that line always makes me cringe. Come on, Raimi, what were you thinking??)

Mary Jane: "Go get 'em, Tiger!"

-- Spider-Man 2 (again....)

[Kidsilk]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free. " - The Fast and the Furious

[Frank the Tank]

As much as I love the movie the "Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids" line was really stupid in Kill Bill Vol. 1. It seemed like it was just there for the dialogue to be "hip" or something.

and my absolute all time favorite from Troll 2



NILBOG IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[rupert pupkin]

almost any reference to something being ironic.

note—this is not a criticism solely aimed at American film-makers. there appear to be very few writers of film who have any idea what irony is or means.

[Indy in IN]

"Hulk Hogan, eat your heart out!" - Rad

- During the Hell Track race after someone did something cool. Possibly the most out of place line ever that has nothing to do with anything in the movie. Makes a good in-joke for people who have seen the movie though!

[Ted Pikul]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious


Patches O'Houlihan: "You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop."

-- Dodgeball



In the UK that line is "dick flavoured lollipop" which is both funnier & also a sad indictment of the state of censorship in the US.

[B1rd_Po0p]

Originally posted by Ted Pikul
In the UK that line is "dick flavoured lollipop" which is both funnier & also a sad indictment of the state of censorship in the US.

No kidding - that is way funnier!

[Mr. Fancy Pants]

In the regrettable absence of Senator Amidala, the chair recognizes the Senior Representative of Naboo, Jar Jar Binks.

Was Porky Pig busy that day?

[Tony_Montana]

"You're like a choir boy compared to me!" - End of Days. Possibly the stupidest line ever as it is directed towards Satan himself.

[Mr-Blonde]

The Zion speech from Matrix Reloaded:

"Zion! Hear me! It is true, what many of you have heard. The machines have gathered an army, and as I speak that army is drawing nearer to our home. Tonight let us send a message to that army. Tonight let us shake this cave! Tonight let us tremble these halls of earth, steel, and stone! Let us be heard from red core to black sky. Tonight, let us make them remember. This is Zion! And we are not afraid!"

Watching Larry Fishburne's fat cheesburger-eatin' ass on a podium hamming it up was cringe-inducing.

[B1rd_Po0p]

"You can't handle the truth!" ... Wahhh! (Was that A Few Good Men? I just remember thinking that line was stupid.)

The Jar Jar thing killed me too... augh...

Watching Larry Fishburne's fat cheesburger-eatin' ass on a podium hamming it up was cringe-inducing."

*laughing!*

[Patrick Bateman]

"What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!!" Mr. Freeze

Actually, Batman & Robin has got to be the KING of stupid ass one liners. Seriously.

"You're not sending me to the Koooler!" Arnold

"The Bat Card. Never leave the Bat Cave without it." Clooney

"SO many people to kill. SO little time." Uma

"Freeze in hell Batman!!" Arnold

Lame. Lame. Lame. :o

[CheekyShepherd]

The absolute worst by far was in the lame-arse teen slasher flick Disturbing Behaviour

"Hey, Teacher... Leave those kids alone!"

It was bad on so many levels, but I can't help thinking the premise of the film was based around this one line of shit dialogue being uttered.


Other pure cheese stinkers:

ARMAGEDDON:

Chick's Son: "Mommy, that salesman's on TV."

BATMAN FOREVER

Robin: Holy rusted metal, Batman.

Batman: What?

Robin: The ground. It's metal and its full of holes. You know. Holey.

DEAD POETS SOCIETY

Mr. Perry: My son! My poor son!

Mrs. Perry: He's all right! He's all right! He's all right! He's all right! He's all right! He's all right!

Mr. Perry: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it.

Would've been such a great movie if it weren't for this manipulating bullshit! :mad:

PEARL HARBOR

Rafe: Not anxious to die, Sir, anxious to matter.

X-MEN

Storm: You know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lighting?...

That was just pathetic! :confused:

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
"Freeze in hell Batman!!" Arnold


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

THAT is fucking HILARIOUS! :)

[iDLEWiLD_fan]

every single one-liner in The Running Man....Arnies one liners are usually very cheesy and lame since thats the point but jeeez they were mega crap in The Running Man

[SAI]

Here's some terrible lines, from some terrible films

Bloody Murder
Tobe: It frightens me to think that my diet for the next six weeks will consist primarily of cream spinach and Mrs. Pete's tator-tots.
Whitney: Well I'm sticking with what I know: Ritz crackers and peanut butter. Basic building block of a well rounded eating disorder.

Julie: It just doesn't seem fair... Seventeen years... I was just getting to know her, you know?

Drew: Misery comes in lots of different forms. It's all miserable.


Plan 9 From Outer Space
Jeff Trent: Modern women. They've been like that all down through the ages.

Paula Trent: Now, don't you worry. The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I'll be locked up safely in there.

Paula Trent: I've never seen you in this mood before.
Jeff Trent: I guess that's because I've never been in this mood before.

Colonel Tom Edwards: You speak of Solaranite. But just what is it?
Eros: Take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun. Now, you spread a thin line of it to a ball, representing the earth. Now, the gasoline represents the sunlight, the sun particles. Here we saturate the ball with the gasoline, the sunlight. Then we put a flame to the ball. The flame will speedily travel around the earth, back along the line of gasoline to the can, or the sun itself. It will explode this source and spread to every place that gasoline, our sunlight, touches. Explode the sunlight here, gentlemen, you explode the universe. Explode the sunlight here and a chain reaction will occur direct to the sun itself and to all the planets that sunlight touches, to every planet in the universe. This is why you must be stopped. This is why any means must be used to stop you. In a friendly manner or as (it seems) you want it.

It really takes a special sort of genius to write that last speech, Edward D Wood Jr, I salute you

[Weasel]

Ah, come on! That Eros speech was fucking genius!

[Brando @$$ Fat]

"I may be....bad....but I feel.....good." -ARMY OF DARKNESS (9/10)

"I'm king of the world!" -TITANIC (8/10)

"For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes." -THE TOXIC AVENGER (7/10)


Notice how they're all DECENT movies.

[B1rd_Po0p]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat

"I'm king of the world!" -TITANIC (8/10).

Groan... how could I forget THAT gem?

[Romero's Dead]

Originally posted by Carpicon
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" - Dirty Dancing

We have a winner!

[Tagia_Romero]

"Blade: Trinity"

When Blade 'Cootchie Coo''s the baby. That ain't Blade or Wesley at all!

[KevinthePRF]

I also like the idea of Cameron Diaz.....errr....what were we talking about again?


Oh oh yes, worst one liners....


The Phantom Menace when Captain Panaka tries to warn everyone upon leaving Naboo that they will be "sitting ducks". Sure glad he can fit a little duck hunting into his busy schedule of saving the universe.