Gollum VS. Jar Jar Binks

[Stripes]

Who would win in a Death Match. This should be on Celebrity Death Match. I would definitely root for Gollum. I would love to see Jar Jar get sliced to bit's

[sloopyfan]

That would be the worst fight in the history of fights, nothing would get accomplished other than Jar Jar hurting himself and Golum saying "My Precious" 82 times. What I would like to see is put both of them in one of those dunking tanks where you throw baseballs at the target and sink into water, but instead of water use monkey piss or something.

[urbanlegend23]

GO GOLLUM!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ColinM]

As far as the CGI goes, they are just about dead even. But if you go by the character, it's Gollum by a mile!

[Tuukka]

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Gollum is in fact pretty weak, since Sam has a fight with him in TTT and wins. Jar Jar Binks never really showed any fighting skills in PM. He was victorious in the final battle, but only because of luck. He is much bigger than Gollum. Neither of them is much of a fighter, but Jar Jar is bigger than Gollum... I still think that Gollum would win because he is more intelligent and Jar Jar is a total pussy.

Anyway, Gollum is a much more symphatetic character, so I would root for him.

[This message has been edited by Tuukka (edited 04-04-2002).]

[Dumb-Fokker-**]

Actually Tuukka, Gollum is far stronger than you think.


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You have to remember that if Sam became strong enough, in the face of his Masters protection, to injure Shelob (who had never even been scratched before) than Gollum getting the best of Sam several times should be enough to indicate his strenght. He also killed thousands of Orcs down in the tunnels of the Misty Mountains, and was fast enough to escape the Elves in Lothlorien. In other words, it would be no contest. And ColinM - Gollums CGI in FotR was FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR better than Jar-Jars in TPM, and we only saw Gollum for 2 minutes at most. Jar-Jars CGI kinda sucked. Just thought I would throw that in.

[Muha]

gollum would kick his ass

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Muha:
gollum would kick his ass</font>

Totally, Jar Jar would have his ass, or whatever he has, handed to him!

Jar Jar: Oh, mesa git an assawhippen!