Awesomely Bad Horror Flicks

[TheGorehound]

Some of the most fun horror flicks are those ones that are just so over the top. Rediculous plot, cheesy acting, gratuitous cheap gore, (and other cheap FX). Despite all their flaws these movies are still so over the top that you can't help but enjoy them. A few of the ones I've seen and loved:

Blood Diner: This movie has it all, lots of gore, lots of nudity, such a rediculous plot, and to top it all off: a wrestling match!

Dead-Alive: This movie was just insane. It went from one thing to another until it went WAY over the top. (giant mutant mommy, what the hell?!)

Jack Frost: killer mutant snowman? Such a rediculous plot, and less than stellar acting, but it was fun to just sit back and laugh at it.

Jack Frost II: The first movie didn't really go over the top, but this one sure did. Attack of the killer snowballs? wtf? I just had to laugh at how rediculous this movie series was getting. Bad, but still alot of fun.

[Gluttony]

Indeed, some of my favorite films are nothing but explosions of oozing cheese!

Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, Army of Darkness, Re-Animator Trilogy, Class of Nukem' High, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Night of the Creeps, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, TerrorVision, Demon Knight and a Partridge and a Pear tree (or a "TV bigger than me" if you happen to be a redneck) are all personal favorites of mine.

but yeah, gotta love those cheesy movies. Some of them are awesomely bad... but close enough.

[pyscho dude]

Demons. It's filled with plot holes and barely explains anything and the acting/dialgue isn't that good but man do I love it.

[The Claw]

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Quite possibly, the cheesiest movie ever made and I love it.

[The_Driller_Killer]

The Mad Butcher

The Ripper

Hide and Go Shriek

All equally bad movies and I love 'em.

[ComeNightfall]

Girls' Nite Out and Rawhead Rex. With Rawhead Rex, the guy that played the priest, you'd think he was doing Shakespeare. Awesomely bad and enjoyable.

[kmksskater]

Ghoulies 2 was so cheesy but you had to love it

[Gluttony]

Whoops, how could I forget the Carnosaur Trilogy? The GREATEST trilogy know to man... and most monkeys.

[Jason13thh]

Chopping Mall is a big winner for me, juste like Blood Diner I totally agree for this film.

I own these two movies,btw.

[Jimmy"The Gent"]

I saw a double feature of shitty horror movies this past weekend. The first being Cut and Run starring Willy Ammes from "Charles in Charge" (Buddy) and the bald, freaky looking guy from The Hills Have Eyes. And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, the 2nd movie, titled Spellcaster, actually was worse. It starred Adam Ant (Yeah, the fucking singer) as the devil. A lot of unintended laughs in these two flicks, and definitely not recommended.

[Juice]

I'm missing Bad Taste here. Classic over the top comedy with horror elements. Derek's hole brain-thing still cracks me up.

[deppjolieperabo]

Dead Alive is the greatest!! i love that freakin movie!!! :D

[Ratlehed]

The Hazing- good 80's style fun.

Spoiler:

Good guy goes after demon guy with a chainsaw. Demon guy blocks chainsaw with a guitar. Saw hits guitar strings. Demon guy starts guitar soloing Randy Rhodes style.

[Masterbrain]

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

This movie rocks!

[Redneck Punk]

Originally posted by Gluttony
Indeed, some of my favorite films are nothing but explosions of oozing cheese!

Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, Army of Darkness, Re-Animator Trilogy, Class of Nukem' High, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Night of the Creeps, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, TerrorVision, Demon Knight and a Partridge and a Pear tree (or a "TV bigger than me" if you happen to be a redneck) are all personal favorites of mine.


I agree with Gluttony's choices. I love those flicks.
I thought I was the only one that ever saw TerrorVision. "Ruuuude!"

BTW Gluttony, it's not "TV bigger than me", it's "Parts for a Mustang GT" or in some cases "A wedding ring for my cousin, Peggy Lee"

[Frank the Tank]

Troll 2, easily

[spacemonkey]

Rock and Roll Nightmare, Troll II, CHUD 2 and my favorite b-movie of all time....Terrorvision. Terrorvision is so fun to watch! I cant believe its not on DVD.

[Gluttony]

Originally posted by Redneck Punk
BTW Gluttony, it's not "TV bigger than me", it's "Parts for a Mustang GT" or in some cases "A wedding ring for my cousin, Peggy Lee"

Really? Oh, well this is what I get for growing up in Iowa. That's the way all the kids would say it... my bad. I didn't Rednecks like Mustang GTs. The wedding ring I can believe. Oh well.:D

[robk]

No list of horror's worst is complete without listing these 'gems':

Jaws: The Revenge
I Know What You Did Last Summer
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Slumber Party Massacre II
Scream 3

[therealjohng]

Troma's entire collection. Amazingly bad movies that I cannot help but rent all the time. Great fun.

[Twisted]

Originally posted by Masterbrain
Killer Klowns from Outer Space

This movie rocks!

I have to disagree...I thought it was HORRIBLE; same goes for Scary Movie 3, Leprechaun, and Rosemary's Baby.

[Cabrini_Green]

Originally posted by Jimmy"The Gent"
The first being Cut and Run starring Willy Ammes from "Charles in Charge" (Buddy) and the bald, freaky looking guy from The Hills Have Eyes.

I agree. Any movie starring Willie Aames automatically fits into the awesomely bad category. Zapped!, Cut and Run, and Paradise all reek of cheddar and are standouts.

As for horror titles the list is pretty deep. I like Night of the Ghouls, The Werewolf vs the Vampire Women, The Killer Shrews, and Satan’s Cheerleaders to name a few.

[JayWolf]

Polymorph
Tank Girl :D

[Twisted]

I've Been Waiting For You


(seriously, did anyone understand this movie?:confused:)

[the dead one]

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Mucho Cheese!!! Oozing with enough to pour over 'Nachos'! :D

[Cabrini_Green]

Don't forget these gems

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http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/73/191873.jpg

[jaw2929]

Nah not Dead Alive... Dead Alive aint SHIT compared to it's UN-edited original un-cut, gore-splatter fest flick Brain Dead... Dead Alive's just the same movie, with a SHITLOAD of gore edited out.... Wanna good time? Find Brain Dead now! :D

[TheGorehound]

Originally posted by Trail_Blazer
Nah not Dead Alive... Dead Alive aint SHIT compared to it's UN-edited original un-cut, gore-splatter fest flick Brain Dead... Dead Alive's just the same movie, with a SHITLOAD of gore edited out.... Wanna good time? Find Brain Dead now! :D

I'm pretty sure the version I saw (although titled Dead Alive) was the uncut version:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6303257879/qid=1112665305/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/002-8109377-7151246?v=glance&s=video

[the dead one]

Originally posted by Cabrini_Green
Don't forget these gems

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http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/73/191873.jpg

'Spookies' was one of those titles that Id see on the video shelf, but I didnt bother to rent it. I have read mainly 'negative' reviews for this flick, so I guess it worked out for the best.

On the other hand...

'Burial Ground'....hands down one of the worst pieces of shit...ever! This belongs on the top ten list of " One of the Worst Zombie Films" of all time! Talk about fucking bad, the zombie make-up...If you can call it...was a joke!

I swear the so-called zombies look like douche bags running around in cheap halloween masks that some fuckwad tossed some dirt on for effect...:eek:

Ed Wood couldnt have done any worse!

Burial Ground gets the 'Big Yawn' award..zzzzzzzz!!!

Good work Cabrini...:)

[ERIN_LoJ]

Of course Hello Marylou, Prom Night 2 and Slumber Party Massacre belongs here as well...
Come to think of it, sleepaway camp 2 and 3 seem pretty over the top.

[vash777]

come on lets put our thinking caps on

luthor the geek
i dismember mama
fleash eating mothers
bloodsuckers from outer space

cheeze all the way but fun stuff !!!

[Jewbo]

Originally posted by TheGorehound
I'm pretty sure the version I saw (although titled Dead Alive) was the uncut version:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6303257879/qid=1112665305/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/002-8109377-7151246?v=glance&s=video

Nope even the unrated dead alive has some gore missing. Theres a spanish dvd of braindead that just has a few extra scenes of dialog. the 'braindead' versions have a few extra scenes of gore over the dead alive versions.

[Jason13thh]

Yeah Slumber Party Massacre is another great winner, this slasher is really entertaining and high on the cheese level.
:D

[deep_red101]

Originally posted by the dead one

'Burial Ground'....hands down one of the worst pieces of shit...ever! This belongs on the top ten list of " One of the Worst Zombie Films" of all time! Talk about fucking bad, the zombie make-up...If you can call it...was a joke!

I swear the so-called zombies look like douche bags running around in cheap halloween masks that some fuckwad tossed some dirt on for effect...:eek:

Ed Wood couldnt have done any worse!

Burial Ground gets the 'Big Yawn' award..zzzzzzzz!!!

I agree! Don't forget the disgustingly incestuous relationship between the dwarf man and his mother.

[heretic]

Originally posted by TheGorehound

Jack Frost II: The first movie didn't really go over the top, but this one sure did. Attack of the killer snowballs? wtf? I just had to laugh at how rediculous this movie series was getting. Bad, but still alot of fun.

You beat me to it, I despised this film and still do, I ended up watching about 20 mins of it in fastforward it was so bad.

[IamNoOne666]

Besides some of the others that came right to mind when I saw this thread (chopping mall, bad taste, slumber party massacre) I can't beleive no said Basket Case 1 2 and 3. Love those damn movies with a passion.

[Inglorious]

The Gate is good 80's cheese. I love it.

Demon Knight and Bordello Of Blood are totally cheesy good fun. They count.

Thats all I can think of for now.

[screamer581]

Flesh Eating Mothers is the best movie ever made. The name says it all.

[zombievictim]

Killer Klowns from Outer Space. That movie is so awesomely bad. I love how they drink the people's fluids.

[wheresdonnie?]

Basically any of the early Peter Jackson movies: Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles (although this is a puppet movie, there's a shitload of gore) and Braindead.

[artguylarry]

AND THE WINNER IS...

Psycho Beach Party

Come on, bubbly surfer chick, played by Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under) who has MPD or something. Anyway, her evil side likes to chop up her friends, and her bubbly side doesn't have a clue. It's set in the 60's and looks like a mix of Beach Blanket Bingo and Friday the 13th. Check it out. It's awesomely bad and great for a few laughs.

[Rokyracoon68]

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Both two pieces of shit, but entertaining pieces of shit :D

[the dead one]

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[TATU]

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Hybrid (three words- lesbian shower scene)
Breeders
Creepshow
Creepshow 2
The Screaming Dead
Night of Terror
Zombie vs. Mardi Gras

[poopontheshoes7]

TAmmy and the T-Rex! Not really horror but so god aweful its hilarious.
Of course Dead Alive (duh)
Killer Klowns Form Outer Space
BAsket CAse
Freddys Dead
ITS ALIVE!
Trick or Treat
Squirm!
The Boogens
Ghoules 2 (I love the freakin movie)
Seed of Chucky
ClownHouse
Serial Mom
Bloody Murder 1,2

[Jason13thh]

I like the italian director but sorry Troll 2 was truel terrible

[dellamorte dellamore]

My faves in the so bad but oh so awesome category :


Hell of the living Dead aka Night of the Zombies

This is the best bad italian horror film ever made and prob the most entertaining . This should be shown at film school to illustrate jus how a bad film can be made " intriguing " . Everything about this film is amateurish but damned if i dont keep on watching it and loving it . Surprisingly , there is a fair amount of great gore and zombie action in this film , if a more competent director had the reigns on this , this could have been considered one of the best in the genre . Its an undeniable cult classic that never ceases to entertain with its cheese drenched production values . Long live Bruno Mattei aka Vincent Dawn . Did i ention a woman goes topless to blend in with the natives ? Dont ask , just be happy she does , wowzer those are some nice ones , and all natural thank you .



Zombie 3 aka zombie flesheaters 2


This is right behind HOTLD as far as great italian cheese . It's highly entertaining , and somewhat maddening , because another great zombie movie is hidden behind all the missteps , but it doesnt matter its lack of excellence is it's calling card , a failed experiment by Fulci when he was getting bored with thsi particular genre has birthed another golden age cheese classic thats as unforgettably bad as the aforementioned film . Walking and running zombies , kung fu zombies , zombies who can wield a mean sword , zombies who hide out in haystacks , talking zombies , bird zombies , bad makeup fx ( with some exceptions ) , bad dialogue , bad dubbing , bad lighting , terrible cinematography , its all here in one great big zombie epic . Im glad that Bruno Mat and C fraggasso took over midway through production , it only enhanced the so bad its awesome atmosphere . Can't get enough of this and once again this could of been something really special , in a polished kind of way , but its all the better because it isnt . Oh did i mention the overuse of that miysterious green fog that appears anytime a zombie is lurking around , and the baby zombie , and the flying head zombie , you just have to see this , its classic status is frimly implanted .


Zombie 4 : after death


After the " success " of Zom 3 in the european market , some coke snorting , cappucino sipping , wife swapping studio execs had some extra money laying around and were betting that the zombie genre wasnt quite dead yet , so they gave Claudio Fragasso , the assistant director of Zom 3 a decent sized budget to make his own film , and boy did he just about top the incompetence he exhibited as AD of Zom 3 . And the result , more awesome zombie cheese . At least this one is more focused with regards to narrative , but just as horrible , in the most entertaining of ways . Back is the green fog , back are the bad effects , back is the terrible dubbing , back is the atrocious acting , its all here again , and its some terrific stuff indeed . Once again there are some cool gore effects , and some tense scenes of zombies attacking a house , in addtion to some crazed voodo priest . See this film , its one of the best of its cheese infested kind , like the first two i mentioned , its accidental genius at work , the best kind in my opinion .

[ERIN_LoJ]

2 to add for me: Chopping Mall ( should have mentioned it before ) and The Mutilator

[the dead one]

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Avoid at all costs!!!!

[Shockwave]

If u havent had a chance to laugh at the sheer brilliant stupidity of Resident Evil 2 and Van Helsing..u just havent lived.

[TheDeadWalk]

* In a post apocalyptic world full of zombies, one Mexican-American male named Matool reigns supreme with his UFC fighting style, 12 inch reusable nails, hammer, and muay thai kickboxing gloves. *

*Matool looks over from a distance and sees a broken down car. The driver, a male, is pulled out of a window and begins to be eaten alive. The passenger, a female sits inside screaming.*

MATOOL: Fuck yeah.


All this can be found in, "THE STINK OF FLESH"

[Jason13thh]

ERIN_LoJ 2 to add for me: Chopping Mall ( should have mentioned it before ) and The Mutilator

Yes Chopping Mall is awesome indeed.
:p

[Genghis Khan]

Originally posted by Ratlehed
The Hazing- good 80's style fun.

Spoiler:

Good guy goes after demon guy with a chainsaw. Demon guy blocks chainsaw with a guitar. Saw hits guitar strings. Demon guy starts guitar soloing Randy Rhodes style.

I love that movie, Its one of my new favorites. That scene is really funny. But, other than that I agree with everyone else's choices.

Rock On!!
:cool:

[ERIN_LoJ]

Another: Hello Marylou, Prom Night II - fun stuff

[RustyRazor]

Can I throw in the entire friggin' LEPHRECAUN series? I-IV (I hope that's it)

And just tossing in another non-dying series: Wishmaster.

I'd wish that they'd stop making them, but I'm already onto their tricks. They'd just make another one to torture me.

:confused:

[the dead one]

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[zombievictim]

Originally posted by the dead one
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/skeletonkeypostbig.jpg

I agree this movie sucks. Avoid at All Costs

[mrdeeds]

Chopping Mall
Legion of the Dead
The Doorway

[darchangel]

Mirror, Mirror
The Midnight Hour
Teenage Exorcist (although this one is INTENDED as a horror spoof)




Free Drinks and Breasty Hugs

~darchangel~

[Jason13thh]

Return To Horror High is a fun slasher but is considered as really bad I don't think this movie is that bad really.

[Cabrini_Green]

Add Michael (The Sentinel) Winner’s trash classic Scream For Help to the pile. Witness dramatic music when the girl finds a pocketknife or plans to get information by making blueberry pancakes. Don’t miss the extreme chase when the stepfather tries to elude his stepdaughter driving in his car while she rides a bicycle. Try to contain yourself for the twists and turns of this gem.

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[Jason13thh]

The cover makes me think it's a slasher type of film, interesting.
I am a slasher/giallo fan.