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Saruman
02-14-2005, 04:51 PM
I was looking at the dvds at Indigo Books and noticed underneath the shelves there were a bunch more dvds. These all had price stickers on them but while I was looking some cum gargling slut employee came over and told me, I quote, "For your own protection, so nobody slaps you in the hand, you ARE NOT allowed to look at the dvds under the shelves. So just pretend that they aren't even there."

I said sorry and left. Fuck that place. The only thing I found cool there was the Dawn of the Dead box set and a few Hammer films that were way overpriced.

I replayed the event in my head on my way home and was on the internet within minutes to rant about it.

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At Futureshop they have dvds underneath the display shelves and they don't give two shits if you look at them or not. I find most of the best stuff under there because it's the extra copies of the dvds that were sold out on the shelves.

Lord Nikon
02-14-2005, 05:32 PM
To be honest I wish stores had more female, cocksucking, cum gargling, slut, employees...but alas they don't.

SkyNet
02-14-2005, 06:20 PM
am i an idiot... i dont get it?!

What are the dvd's under the shelf? and why would someone say for your protection, so noone slaps your hand, dont look at those??

Were there CLassified Government documents under there??

Mr. Fred Krueger
02-14-2005, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
To be honest I wish stores had more female, cocksucking, cum gargling, slut, employees...but alas they don't.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

Anyways, that sounds like B.S. to me. There's a Media Play here in Columbus that has the whole extra copies thing under the racks. They don't give a rat's ass if you grab one.

Geez, if they don't want you or any other customer to touch them then they shouldn't lay them out like that.

Saruman
02-14-2005, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Fred Krueger
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

Anyways, that sounds like B.S. to me. There's a Media Play here in Columbus that has the whole extra copies thing under the racks. They don't give a rat's ass if you grab one.

Geez, if they don't want you or any other customer to touch them then they shouldn't lay them out like that.

That's exactly my feelings too. The fucking things were priced too. She was acting like I just took a shit on them or something.

For Skynet:

There is a shelf/rack type thing that holds the dvds. It doesn't go all the way down to the bottom of the floor so the store stacks extra copies down there.

I find the best shit down there at Futureshop. I got the only copy left of the Rocky Anthology and I also saw the Rambo trilogy hidden down there. I feel like bitching to the manager of the store but it wouldn't do any good.

KcMsterpce
02-14-2005, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
To be honest I wish stores had more female, cocksucking, cum gargling, slut, employees...but alas they don't.

Hm... at first I thought this was going to be an instructional thread.
Or a story about 'The Act'.

As for the actual rant... uhm, well I don't know what the store's policy is, but when I worked at a video store and I had a fat stack of movies to check in, and I tell customers over and over again that the newest title they want is RESERVED OUT FOR THE DAY, meaning there is no copy available even if one comes in ... and they STILL insist that that copy in my hand is available as soon as I scan it...

Well, I wanna rip their heads of sometimes.

I'm not justifying this lovely cum gargling cocksucker's actions, but MAYBE she was just onslaughted with a plethora of nosey customers doing a big "no-no" that infringed upon her privacy in some way, so she was trying to lay the smack down on the next poor passerby (which happened to be you) before the same mistake occured again. Who knows?
But like I said, I'm NOT saying that customer service isn't number one, or that you being there at the wrong time should make her attitude any different than at any other time.

The end.

James Logan
02-14-2005, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
To be honest I wish stores had more female, cocksucking, cum gargling, slut, employees...but alas they don't.

I'd just like to stop by and ditto this statement.

Twice.

The Mack
02-14-2005, 08:23 PM
Clearly, this place doesn't care about doing business.

Joshmo
02-14-2005, 09:48 PM
"Within minutes I was online ranting" (and talking shit about someone behind their back )

...instead of maybe growing a pair and saying shit DIRECTLY to PEOPLE who offend or demean as opposed to faceless entities on the Internet :D

BorderEevilIII
02-14-2005, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by The Mack
Clearly, this place doesn't care about doing business.

Thats what I thinkin too also.....
BTW Cum Gargling Slut Employees...... is that an actual porn title? :D

outsyder
02-14-2005, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Saruman
At Futureshop they have dvds underneath the display shelves and they don't give two shits if you look at them or not. I find most of the best stuff under there because it's the extra copies of the dvds that were sold out on the shelves.



Future Shop is the shit.

The Mack
02-15-2005, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Joshmo
"Within minutes I was online ranting" (and talking shit about someone behind their back )

...instead of maybe growing a pair and saying shit DIRECTLY to PEOPLE who offend or demean as opposed to faceless entities on the Internet :D

Them's fighting words...:D

EvilDeadGirl
02-15-2005, 06:21 PM
Maybe its just me talking here but I would have immediately made a snide comment then spoken with the manager giving them one for. Fuck that shit. As sated before by some other wise schmoe, these dumb fucks shouldn't backstock shit on the lower shelves if they don't want you looking down there. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses.


Oh and Joshmo. Perhaps some people dislike direct confrontations and refrain from saying things to the people to avoid such confrontations. Then there are people like me that love letting them have it. :D

Joshmo
02-15-2005, 10:13 PM
...if this outlet of Internet steamblowing can keep somebody from torturing kittens and other furry creatures... :D

BubbaStrangelove
02-16-2005, 09:52 PM
Are you sure she wasn't just joking around... maybe being playful as cum-gargling sluts tend to be.... This all sounds too odd to be taken at face value -- At least that's what this tattoo I woke up with says.

Epicurean
02-19-2005, 01:20 AM
That's interesting. The tattoo I woke up with once, ranted about some fucking plane. Mind you that was several years ago. And things were very different, then.

Jake n' Bake
02-20-2005, 01:46 AM
I work at Borders and we have the little understock shelves too. I can't really fathom why that store you went to had a policy or whatnot against looking in them. You usually always find the good stuff in there because nobody really looks. Oh well...

krazy drako
02-20-2005, 06:22 PM
It sounds like the employee had a bad day. You should of probably not of thinked anything of it and take it so personal. Could of told the manager she threaten to slap you though. Could of made a show of that. The employee would of cracked and probably cried.:D