STOP IT! JUST FUCKING STOP!

[someguy]

Oh my fucking christ, I am so fucking sick of this fucking shit that I will fucking kill somebody. Stop "hipping" up products for young people that don't need it. Seriously, stop. Just stop.

Up here in Canada we have commercials for milk that are trying to be all hipped up for teens. It's two commercials, a rap music video for milk and a skater music video for milk. Now think of this....milk. Yes, milk.

Who the FUCK thought of this HORRIBLE MOTHERFUCKING IDEA? HEY GUYS I HAVE SUCH A BRILLIANT PLAN THAT WILL GET KIDS DRINKING MILK! LET'S HAVE A RAP MUSIC VIDEO! Hey buddy, FUCK YOU! You're a fucking IDIOT and I want you to die in a fire. Do you seriously fucking think that kids will be like HEY MAN! CALCIUM IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME, I SAW IT IN THAT MILK COMMERCIAL WITH THE FARMERS RAPPING WHILE MILKING THE COWS! OH DUDE, THIS IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME, MY BONES ARE GONNA BE SO STRONG DUDE!

No they're not going to be like that, shut the fuck up you motherfuckers. Your marketing idea is shit. The person who came up this idea, I want to do the most terrible things to them. I want to bash their head in a wall repeatedly, I want to stomp on them, I want to stop whatever the FUCK is going on in their heads to think of this fucking idea. Those filthy motherfuckers should jump in a furnace so their horrible ideas will never flourish ever again.

I'll sum things up like this.....

Fuck you, you fucking idiots milk does not need to be extreme for our generation. You are filthy whores who should have never existed on the planet or gotten the part of your brain that makes you so retarded destroyed. You are filthy, cocksucking, moronic, stereotyping assholes and you all need to fuck off. That is all.








(note: i was raged at the time of this rant and used this as a way of venting)

[someguy]

Just to know, I have seen David Cross' Henderson Valley Eggs bit, but I never thought that would actually happen. Then those fucking milk commercials came out.

[Jon Lyrik]

Oh my God, I love you.

Everything these days has to TOTALLY HIPPED-UP AND X-TREME. Nothing is safe, even classics. Just a few days ago I heard about the Looney Tunes makeover. Of course, since Looney Tunes is now 76 years old, and peaked over 45 years ago, it must be OLD and TOTALLY UNINTERESTING to the X-TREME NEW GENERATION, as ANYTHING from a bygone era IS CRAP, so we must REVAMP IT INTO SOMETHING TOTALLY NEW AND TOTALLY SHALLOW AND CRAPPY AND MIMMICKING THE ANIME-RIP-OFF STYLE OF TODAY'S CARTOONS, even if it results in the RAPE of CLASSICS and the FIGURATIVE ASSRAPE of the CORPSES of THE MEN WHO WORKED ON IT YEARS AGO, or for THOSE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE (and very, very few of them are still around, a half-dozen maybe) THEIR FIGURATIVE ASSRAPE OF THEIR AGING SELVES.

I'm going to dunk my head in a bucket of bleach now.

[Mr-Blonde]

I couldn't believe it at first. You guys have to see this fucking travesty for yourselves:

http://img212.exs.cx/img212/9599/050217loonaticshmedhlarge6yd.jpg

Well I'm ready to start up a mob to go kill the suits at WB. Who's with me? They can take this Mighty Morphin Looney Tunes shit and stick it in their cornholes.

[Jon Lyrik]

I'm with you man. Let's butcher the bastards.

[mshulman5]

THAT'S EXTREMMMMMMMME!

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
I couldn't believe it at first. You guys have to see this fucking travesty for yourselves:

http://img212.exs.cx/img212/9599/050217loonaticshmedhlarge6yd.jpg

Well I'm ready to start up a mob to go kill the suits at WB. Who's with me? They can take this Mighty Morphin Looney Tunes shit and stick it in their cornholes.

What Da Fuk is That?!?!?! :confused:
They look like they took acid errrr somethin.....

The Late Mel Blanc must be rolling his eyes as we speak on that...

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
The Late Mel Blanc must be rolling his eyes as we speak on that...

Blanc less so than these poor bastards...

http://www.awn.com/mag/issue4.06/4.06images/storyclampett02.jpg
http://www.nobletales.com/zi/maurice_noble_new.jpg
http://www.digitalmediafx.com/Features/ChuckJones/chuckjones.jpg

At least Blanc can take solace in the fact his voice work isn't going to be assraped...oh wait, never mind, his corpse is taking it up the ass from impotent executives as well.

[Scully1888]

Originally posted by someguy
You're a fucking IDIOT and I want you to die in a fire. Do you seriously fucking think that kids will be like HEY MAN! CALCIUM IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME, I SAW IT IN THAT MILK COMMERCIAL WITH THE FARMERS RAPPING WHILE MILKING THE COWS! OH DUDE, THIS IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME, MY BONES ARE GONNA BE SO STRONG DUDE!
:D

I just made "HEY MAN! CALCIUM IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME" my new MSN name :)

[boombche_stum]

Oh I so agree with this topic. Everything has to be "hip" or "extreme" these days. I mean, there are some morons that actually buy into that crap but the majority of people I know think most of those comercials and such are idiotic. Those suits are going to push it even further some day though.... I can just imagine it now... "Dude! Tampons! That's so fucking extreme! And with wings!? Holy shit dude... I think I just shit my pants because of how extreme that is!"

[B1rd_Po0p]

Oh yes, I despise this trend too....

"No you did NOT just look at my big dippers!!"...

ahhh, kill me...

[Digifruitella]

gee, get some therapy. Bad way to promote, so what? no need to say the F word thousand times. Sheesh

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by .Digifruitella.
gee, get some therapy. Bad way to promote, so what? no need to say the F word thousand times. Sheesh

But he's posting about stuff that is FUCKIN EXTREME.

But I fuckin agree with you, Someguy. Everything anymore seems like it has to be pitched in some fuckin extreme manner so much that it's ridiculous. There is no need for doritos and corn nuts to go extreme. That's right, corn nuts. Have you guys fuckin seen that?

On the package it says "X-TREME CORN NUTS: corn gone bad!"

What the fuck is that shit about?

Oh well. Let's go get some Mountain Dew!

[someguy]

Originally posted by .Digifruitella.
gee, get some therapy. Bad way to promote, so what? no need to say the F word thousand times. Sheesh

Do you live in Canada? Have you seen these commercials? They're abolustely horrid. It's like watching a self-performed abortion.

[someguy]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
But he's posting about stuff that is FUCKIN EXTREME.

But I fuckin agree with you, Someguy. Everything anymore seems like it has to be pitched in some fuckin extreme manner so much that it's ridiculous. There is no need for doritos and corn nuts to go extreme. That's right, corn nuts. Have you guys fuckin seen that?

On the package it says "X-TREME CORN NUTS: corn gone bad!"

What the fuck is that shit about?

Oh well. Let's go get some Mountain Dew!

Damnit, I didn't want this to sound like that maddox rant but i guess it does :(

[Jamesadin]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bassault3.gif

Thank YOU Maddox.

[outsyder]

I agree with everything else, but NO ONE SPEAKS THAT WAY ABOUT THE RAPPING MILK FARMERS AND THEIR PIMPED OUT TRACTOR!!!


Those commercials are an OBVIOUS joke and really goddam funny. The Punk Famers not so much, but still.:D

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by someguy
Damnit, I didn't want this to sound like that maddox rant but i guess it does :(

I know Maddox mentioned the corn nuts in an article, but I did see them for my own eyes, and indeed felt an ire inside of me.

*Makes a mental note not to mention anything Maddox writes about anymore. Ben Stiller and George W. Bush are now officially off the hook.*

[CyclicNightmare]

Aren't rants supposed to be movie related?

[someguy]

Originally posted by CyclicNightmare
Aren't rants supposed to be movie related?

The commercial plays in movie theatres, I forgot to mention that


CyclicNightmare: Wannabe Moderator :)

[B1rd_Po0p]

I think they can be related to anything that's covered on the board. Including TV...

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
I think they can be related to anything that's covered on the board. Including TV...

Actually it is supposed to be movie related but the moderators and schmoes haven't cracked down on it like they used to. Some moderators I think either don't know or just overlook it.

[Zebra 3]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
I couldn't believe it at first. You guys have to see this fucking travesty for yourselves:

http://img212.exs.cx/img212/9599/050217loonaticshmedhlarge6yd.jpg

Well I'm ready to start up a mob to go kill the suits at WB. Who's with me? They can take this Mighty Morphin Looney Tunes shit and stick it in their cornholes. They first censored Bugs and now this?! The cornhole treatment is too good for them.

[B1rd_Po0p]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
Actually it is supposed to be movie related but the moderators and schmoes haven't cracked down on it like they used to. Some moderators I think either don't know or just overlook it.

Hmmm, they should put a rant, rant, rant in the TV forum then. That would be cool.

[Damone]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
I couldn't believe it at first. You guys have to see this fucking travesty for yourselves:

http://img212.exs.cx/img212/9599/050217loonaticshmedhlarge6yd.jpg

Well I'm ready to start up a mob to go kill the suits at WB. Who's with me? They can take this Mighty Morphin Looney Tunes shit and stick it in their cornholes.

Sign me up. Why can't they just leave well enough alone?

[Winston Wolfe]

Movie-related rants only. Thanks.

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