Funniest Fart/Poop/Diahrea Scenes!

[jaw2929]

Well what the hell? Might as well make a thread dedicated to some of the more hilarious cinematic moments in history! *POSSIBLE SPOILERS* :p

Here's a few of mine that I can think of off the top of my head:

-Dumb and Dumber (Harry overdosing on the ex-lax thanks to old Lloyd! My FAVOURITE!!)

-Trainspotting (After Renton used the suppository, it leads to a hilarious yet disgusting poo/toilet scene... and of course the shit fling from the dirty sheets by his friend! )

-Van Wilder (The main asshole jock I can't remember his name, was taking a test farting throughout, and then shitting in the nearest trashcan in front of all the big wigs!)

-Dumb and Dumberer (The Bob Sagget "He SHIT all OVER the place" scenes!)

-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (The farting scene with Jay at the beginning and with Chrissy during the jewel heist!)

I'm sure there are a TON more... I just can't think of anymore right at the moment... Those are some of my favourite ones though! :D

[Mr-Blonde]

The scene from Austin Powers where Tom Arnold was like: "Damn boy! What'd you eat?!"

http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/austinpowers/images/austin_tomarnold.jpg

[jaw2929]

Just grab onto something, hold on tight, bite your lip and GIVE IT HELL!!!!!! :D

[BorderEevilIII]

where here are some that involves goin to the toilet......

**SPOILER WARNINGS~!**

in.......

Harold & Kumar Goes To White Castle......
the guys ducks into the girls bathroom when being chased by the college campus security guard hides into the bathroom stalls and the girls that comes in is the girls Kumar was supposed to have sex with later..... One of the girls had to take a crap from the questionable tacos that they had just earlier then the other feels the need to take a crap too also. While the girls where doin their business one of the girls decides to challenge the other....(well do I need to explain the rest) :D
My roomate who was watching w/ me thought that moment was TMI... :D

also in

Head Over Heels.... its the one w/ Freddie Prinze JR......
The Models hide out in the bathroom and they are huddled over a toilet and I don't remember the details but the contents backup and all over these poor girls....:D

and last but not least.................
In Not Another Teen Movie..... lets not forget the girl who was on the crapper and the 3 guys hovering over watching her......

and oh yeah......
The New Guy has a scence where the lead guy (forget his name) secretly video tapes the principal taking a dump and broadcasts it to the whole school via TV.....

[jaw2929]

Yea, the New Guy and Not Another Teen Movie dump/fart/poo scenes are great! Heh, they should put together a DVD called "The Most Explosive Shit Scenes in Cinematic History"! I'd definately be buyin it! lol! :D

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by Trail_Blazer


[B]-Dumb and Dumber (Harry overdosing on the ex-lax thanks to old Lloyd! My FAVOURITE!!)



Generally speaking, this is NOT my favorite type of humor, but this scene is fucking hilarious!

[A.J. Hakari]

One of the finest scenes in all of cinema:



BLAZING-fuckin'-SADDLES

:D

"How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?"
"I'd say you've had enough!"

[Buck Turgidson]

The candy bar that everyone thinks is a turd in the pool in Caddyshack.

Run of the mill until Carl eats it, then it becomes Classic.

[B1rd_Po0p]

"Hey man, you done with that apple?"

"No..." rrriiiiiip "But I'm done with that fart!" - Joe Dirt

[LordSimen]

Originally posted by Trail_Blazer

-Dumb and Dumberer (The Bob Sagget "He SHIT all OVER the place" scenes!)


Horrible movie, but those scenes had me on the floor laughing my ass off, literally.

[Patrick Bateman]

Along Came Polly has a funny bit with Ben Stiller stopping up Jennifer Aniston's toilet. All on the first date too. :D

[morricone]

The greatest is Jeff Daniels' scene in Dumb & Dumber

The greatest fart sequence is the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles:D

[jaw2929]

Yea, I forgot about the Polly and Joe Dirt ones... I've still yet to see Blazing Saddles, I need to watch that! :p

[B1rd_Po0p]

Shaun of the Dead

Ed "I'm sorry Shaun"
Shaun - "no, it's okay"
Ed - "No, I'm sorry Shaun..." *lifts his eyebrows just a wee bit*

Shaun looks confused: then waves his hand in front of his nose -

Shaun - " AUGH!! Oh God that's nasty!!"
Ed - "I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing..."

[B1rd_Po0p]

... In Dogma - the shit monster... Doesn't Silent Bob kill it with a can of air freshener?? :D

[jaw2929]

Indeed! :D

[athf1980]

Van Welder-the main villain taking a dump in the trash can

Harold and Kumar-the girls playing shit battle ships

Dumb and Dumber-Harry having the poops after being given some poop mediance.

[Z_oasis]

Another ALONG CAME POLLY one:

Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.

[Bourne101]

James Woods- Scary Movie 2

[Le_Big_Mac]

I think most would agree that Trainspotting has the best poop/diarrhea scene. I haven't seen Blazing Saddles yet so I'll refrain from commenting on fart jokes, as I'm sure it will stomp all the other crappy scenes of that ilk that I've seen into the ground.

[thedudeman69]

The battleshit scene in Harold and Kumar go to white castle

[szmitek]

Could somebody help me? Video entitled "covered in shit" (with the description of "girl wasted a shower" or something like that) was removed from YouTube some time ago. Video was about a girl who washed her hands in a sink and noticed something thick moving in pipe (first upward, then horizontally under the ceiling). Next, the pipe burst and the girl was being covered with shit, and then she noticed a shower and washed herself. Which movie is this scene from? Does anyone know where to find this video or has it? Video is not saved in my Favorites.

More accurate description (I may be wrong in detail):

- At the beginning girl is shown washing her hands in washbasin
- The girl was wearing a sleeveless blouse
- She starts to look up
- Something thick went up in pipe, and then horizontally at the ceiling (this was stretching pipe)
- Girl is moving back looking at it in the pipe
- Suddenly, pipe bursts and she is being covered with shit
- She notices a shower and approach it
- She turns on the shower carefully, looking at the ceiling
- Delighted girl washed herself in the shower taking off her blouse

[cloneofkelso]

Blazing Saddles
Dumb And Dumber
Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle

[Badbird]

I know everyone says Dumb and Dumber, but I think Not Another Teen Movie has the most epic shit scene of all time. What makes it even more funny is the English teacher who is railing against that very type of humor right before it happens.

Also like in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie when shake is trying to fart and says "Oops, a little poop came out that time."

[szmitek]

This is the video (but deleted) which I described in previous post: http://www.youtube.com/v/BpV3QFLH-FM

What movie is this scene from?

[Dr.Frankenstein]

Clearly Jeff Daniels in "Dumb and Dumber" hilarious!

[jeo4]

Dumb & Dumber wins this hands down.

[starcat]

Monsturd - the entire movie

[HurricanesR1]

Dumb and Dumber (Jeff Daniels)
The Nutty Professor (The Dinner Scene with all the farting)
American Pie (Finch in the girls' bathroom)

[dezcoal]

Billy Madison
The flaming bag scene
"Don't put it out with your boots Ted!" Old women "don't tell me my business devil woman" Old man, sniff, sniff "Its that dam poop again!" Old man "He called the shit poop" Billy "laughs" Billy & friends "YOUR ALL GUNNA DIE!" Shouts old man
Really funny film but this part always cracks me up.

[EZM22]

Eugene Levy constantly farting in THE MAN. Samuel L. Jackson's reactions are priceless.

[DorkisFig]

1. Jeff Daniels - DUMB AND DUMBER
2. Bill Murray - CADDYSHACK
3. BLAZING SADDLES
4. Eddie Murphy - THE NUTTY PROFESSOR
5. Finch's character - AMERICAN PIE
6. Flaming Bag - BILLY MADISON

Most of the others listed I have not seen so ... Hilarious stuff