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BakeTheMooCow
02-28-2005, 04:59 PM
What is UP with her??
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/draperyfalls/julia-roberts.jpg
Nevermind that she stole Ellen Burstyn's award in '01, but even when she's not nominated, she manages to make it all about herself.
Some years ago, it was "I love my life" when she presented to Denzel.
Last night, she comes up on stage and says "Happy Birthday, Larva" or something. WTF? Bitch, you cookin'?
I know I'm in the minority, but Julia Roberts is an untalented skank (IMO) and I hate her.
Originally posted by jeo4
I know I'm in the minority, but Julia Roberts is an untalented skank (IMO) and I hate her.
WORD.
jaw2929
03-01-2005, 01:42 AM
I couldn't agree MORE with ya'll... The BIGGEST fuckin con in all of hollywood, this no-talent whore is truly disgusting not only in looks, but in the sheer lack of talent she constantly displays, and in turn receiving insurmountable amounts of money for fuck-all....
To take a line from Mr. Harvey Keitel:
PISS ON THIS FUCKING TURD!!!!!!!
:mad:
ilovemovies
03-01-2005, 03:40 AM
What's the big deal? Honestly.
Julia Roberts is one of the most underrated talents on this board. I can't believe there are so many people on these boards that hate her. I personally love her.
movieguy1021
03-01-2005, 09:31 AM
I don't like her, but she was great in Closer.
BadCoverVersion
03-01-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
What's the big deal? Honestly.
Julia Roberts is one of the most underrated talents on this board. I can't believe there are so many people on these boards that hate her. I personally love her.]
In all seriousness, WHAT IS THERE TO LOVE?
Look past the smoky facade man!
She fucked somebody elses husband, stole his seed, flaunted it like the self-congratulatory cunt that she is (that tasteless t-shirt, ouch)...if I were in Vera's place I'd have knocked every last tooth out of her smug fucking kite...and that's a whole lotta teeth. Lucky for her she picked on a mousy one. I was hoping the woman scorned would show up at her gaff with a baseball bat and a monkey wrench.
She wears her life like a big diamond ring...and I find everything she does slightly suspect. I honestly don't think the woman realises just how contrived her whole persona is nowadays. It's goes something like this...
1. Big toothy grin
2. Goofy opener (show 'em I'm human)
3. Boast or 'in comment'
4. Big toothy grin
5. Nervous laugh or spas out
6. That's a wrap!
She's fucking EVIL..her Stepford babies trouble me, a twin of each gender after a couple of decades of speculation as to whether she could actually conceive! What are the fucking ODDS!?
I can't stand the twat.
Fuck Julia Roberts and all who sail in her circa 04/05.
Edit: Why am I still living in the 90's?
bigred760
03-01-2005, 05:39 PM
Damn, BadCoverVersion - you need to get over it. I'm not trying to insult or anything, that's advice. Those kinds of thoughts about someone is not healthy.
As far as Julia Roberts is concerned, I don't hate her, but I'm not her biggest fan by far. I don't think she "stole" anything from Ellen Burstyn in 2001. There's was no way in hell anybody else was going to win that award that year, that's not opinion - that's fact.
And the rest of you would be just as happy or thrilled to give a prestigious award to a friend as she was when she gave Denzel the Best Actor Award (maybe not so open about it, but just as thrilled :D).
BadCoverVersion
03-01-2005, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by bigred760
Damn, BadCoverVersion - you need to get over it. I'm not trying to insult or anything, that's advice. Those kinds of thoughts about someone is not healthy.
These 'thoughts' are perfectly healthy...the bitch doesn't haunt my nightmares but the mention of her name sometimes makes me vomit in my mouth a little.
Last time I checked this was a RANT forum ;)...let me have my moment.
Smugness riles me more than anything, and Roberts is as smug as they come.
Who says "I love my life"!? Only the most swell-headed, egocentric, boastful, cocky, conceited, haughty, high-and-mighty, inflated, narcissistic, ostentatious, overweening, puffed up, swaggering, swollen-headed, vainglorious (<I like that one), self-important wankstain would say that.
I thank thesaurus.com for the above.
She has a face you could strike matches on to boot...and I'd like to.
Then I'd set fire to her long, shiny corkscrew locks.
I'll stop now.
The Postmaster General
03-01-2005, 08:05 PM
Yeah, but she single-handedly ruined I Love Trouble
Cronos
03-01-2005, 08:23 PM
i dont hate her, but i dont like her either...she isnt the greatest actress and hasnt made any film that i like a lot either (or maybe thats because she might detract from a film, such as with Conspiracy Theory, a film i would probably like more if they had gotten someone else)
bigred760
03-01-2005, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
These 'thoughts' are perfectly healthy...the bitch doesn't haunt my nightmares but the mention of her name sometimes makes me vomit in my mouth a little.
Last time I checked this was a RANT forum ;)...let me have my moment.
True. True. Fair enough. Am glad that you're not having nightmares too.
optimus
03-02-2005, 12:44 PM
Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks that Julia is not that impressive. She's not that attractive, , I haven't had any interest to see any of her movies just to see her. And, really, anybody else could have played the of role that she played in Pretty Woman. Julia (no matter how much she was made up) just didn't look the part of a prostitute, and didn't find her convincing enough to be in that role.
Trinity
03-02-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
I personally love her.
I’m with you. What did she say at the Oscars anyway? I didn’t watch the show.
Twisted Sister
03-02-2005, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
In all seriousness, WHAT IS THERE TO LOVE?
Look past the smoky facade man!
She fucked somebody elses husband, stole his seed, flaunted it like the self-congratulatory cunt that she is (that tasteless t-shirt, ouch)...if I were in Vera's place I'd have knocked every last tooth out of her smug fucking kite...and that's a whole lotta teeth. Lucky for her she picked on a mousy one. I was hoping the woman scorned would show up at her gaff with a baseball bat and a monkey wrench.
She wears her life like a big diamond ring...and I find everything she does slightly suspect. I honestly don't think the woman realises just how contrived her whole persona is nowadays. It's goes something like this...
1. Big toothy grin
2. Goofy opener (show 'em I'm human)
3. Boast or 'in comment'
4. Big toothy grin
5. Nervous laugh or spas out
6. That's a wrap!
She's fucking EVIL..her Stepford babies trouble me, a twin of each gender after a couple of decades of speculation as to whether she could actually conceive! What are the fucking ODDS!?
I can't stand the twat.
Fuck Julia Roberts and all who sail in her circa 94/95.
OHMYGODILOVEYOU. Brilliant!
And I agree, btw. I go out of my way to NOT see her movies.
Twisted Sister
03-02-2005, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by optimus
And, really, anybody else could have played the of role that she played in Pretty Woman. Julia (no matter how much she was made up) just didn't look the part of a prostitute, and didn't find her convincing enough to be in that role.
Oh, so true. Halle Berry would've been awesome.
B1rd_Po0p
03-02-2005, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by jeo4
I know I'm in the minority, but Julia Roberts is an untalented skank (IMO) and I hate her.
No you're not. I hate her too. Talk about a highly overrated actress...
*laughing @ BadCoverVersion's posts...* :D
I don't think she's such a bad actress, but everything else about her pisses me the fook off!
I'd still do her though...I'm a sad man :rolleyes:
B1rd_Po0p
03-02-2005, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Jas
I'd still do her though...I'm a sad man :rolleyes:
*tsk tsk Jas... *
Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
*tsk tsk Jas... *
The more you get to know me, the more you're going to be saying that :p
Misanthrope
03-03-2005, 09:45 AM
Julia Roberts needs to be killed. If not for shit like this for making 20 copies of the same movie throughout the years, and none of them are worth shit.
B1rd_Po0p
03-03-2005, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Jas
The more you get to know me, the more you're going to be saying that :p
Just be sure to use a condom. you don't know where it's been... :D
Heavenley
03-08-2005, 10:31 AM
Not a fan of hers before, definitely not a fan now.
A.J. Hakari
03-08-2005, 11:09 AM
I just wanna know who friggin' Marva is.
Mr-Blonde
03-08-2005, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Jas
I don't think she's such a bad actress, but everything else about her pisses me the fook off!
I'd still do her though...I'm a sad man :rolleyes:
Yeah- I know what you mean. I'd love to grudge-fuck the shit out of this overrated whore also.
Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
Yeah- I know what you mean. I'd love to grudge-fuck the shit out of this overrated whore also.
Only with Steeler's Wheel playing in the background, Mr. Blonde...
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
here I am stuck in the middle with you
:D
B1rd_Po0p
03-08-2005, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
I'd love to grudge-fuck the shit out of this overrated whore also.
Don't take this the wrong way, but that made me kinda hot... ;)
jaw2929
03-08-2005, 02:21 PM
Grudge-fucking = rape? :confused:
Mr-Blonde
03-08-2005, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Trail_Blazer
Grudge-fucking = rape? :confused:
Grudge-fucking = consensually treating her like the dirty whore that she is
B1rd_Po0p
03-08-2005, 02:34 PM
... it's the visual of it being rough...
... consensually of course. ;)
Mr-Blonde
03-08-2005, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
Don't take this the wrong way, but that made me kinda hot... ;)
Drop me a line anytime! ;)
I loathe her too. How the fuck she continues to work is beyond me, it's not like she's only talentless she's horrifically ugly into the bargain.
B1rd_Po0p
03-08-2005, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
Drop me a line anytime!
;)
Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
Grudge-fucking = consensually treating her like the dirty whore that she is
I'm suddenly reminded of Andrew "Dice" Clay's "treat me like the pig that I am" schtick.
BadCoverVersion
03-08-2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
Don't take this the wrong way, but that made me kinda hot... ;)
I'm with her.
Very clammy right now.
jaw2929
03-08-2005, 06:18 PM
BCV I had forgotten you're a female... Same with Bird Poop... such feminine names ya'll have! :p
B1rd_Po0p
03-08-2005, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Trail_Blazer
BCV I had forgotten you're a female... Same with Bird Poop... such feminine names ya'll have! :p
I just thought 'bird poop' sounded funny. I try to make sure my sense of humor is very apparent so that no one takes me too seriously!!
- you included there, Trail Blazer. ;)
jaw2929
03-08-2005, 11:25 PM
Hey that's kool M(r)s. Poop! :D
But back on topic, I think this slut needs fuck off into obscurity... Which sadly will NEVER happen.... :(
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