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Twisted Sister
03-03-2005, 06:51 PM
This photo left me speechless. At first, I went, "Big deal." But the longer I looked at it, well, I really can't say anything that isn't already covered here:






















http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2005-image-uploads/brit030305neck2.jpg
Buck Turgidson
03-03-2005, 07:26 PM
She's got a bad habit of getting caught on film in mid laugh like that. It makes her look a lot like Herman Munster.
B1rd_Po0p
03-03-2005, 08:23 PM
Now imagine a donkey braying ... Heee Haw Heee Haw.... that's what I envisioned...

man that girl scares me.
syxxpac
03-03-2005, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
She's got a bad habit of getting caught on film in mid laugh like that. It makes her look a lot like Herman Munster.

Hmmm. Compelling argument.

http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2005-image-uploads/brit030305neck2.jpg
http://outofbounds.homestead.com/files/herman_munster.jpg
jackson13
03-03-2005, 09:41 PM
I'd still hit it and quit it.
DRbeauty
03-04-2005, 08:47 AM
She has great teeth. Well I have a double chin in some bad pictures sooo...
TheAxeGrinder
03-04-2005, 09:19 AM
She dyed her hair? Well, there's something else about her that's fake...
ComeNightfall
03-04-2005, 09:53 AM
Well, at least it's not as bad as this:

http://m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/britneyacne55.jpg

But those big-ass Bubba sheriff glasses don't look good on anyone LOL.
BakeTheMooCow
03-04-2005, 10:33 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/draperyfalls/brit030305neck2.jpg

Sorry, I was bored and felt compelled.
deppjolieperabo
03-04-2005, 10:59 AM
omfg!! that is just scary!!! ah! go away!!!
jeo4
03-04-2005, 12:39 PM
She's just gross. How men find her attractive is beyond me. When she is actually cleaned up a bit, she's still not really attractive. Different strokes, I guess.
Shockwave
03-04-2005, 04:10 PM
She's just gross. How men find her attractive is beyond me. When she is actually cleaned up a bit, she's still not really attractive. Different strokes, I guess.

Yeah, "off camera" i really dont see anything even remotely attractive about her.

Many stars actualy still look good without 7 hours of makeup and fixing but shes not one of them.
Saruman
03-05-2005, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by ComeNightfall
Well, at least it's not as bad as this:

http://m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/britneyacne55.jpg

But those big-ass Bubba sheriff glasses don't look good on anyone LOL.

Looks like someone splooged on her face.
Lord Nikon
03-06-2005, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by jeo4
When she is actually cleaned up a bit, she's still not really attractive. .

http://www.thecelebritydatabase.com/phpbb/download.php?id=68032

Yeh, I definately agree. I see no way I could ever even think about banging her...:rolleyes:
The Heart Collector
03-06-2005, 03:50 AM
The things that could fit in that neck.



Of course, by things I mean penises, or penii.
GingerNjack
03-06-2005, 01:39 PM
That's disgusting. That comment but also that photo. I can't figure out if Britney is just really gross, or if she has bad luck with photographs? Seriously -- she's been caught in horrible poses, mid-sentence, mid-laugh, barefoot, fat, zit cream, you name it! WTF?
thedudeman69
03-06-2005, 09:24 PM
I would poke that neck all night long. :D
jeo4
03-06-2005, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
http://www.thecelebritydatabase.com/phpbb/download.php?id=68032

Yeh, I definately agree. I see no way I could ever even think about banging her...:rolleyes:

Glad we're in agreement yet again. :D
Scarface98.9
03-06-2005, 11:53 PM
It's more of a Howard Dean neck if you ask me
BadCoverVersion
03-08-2005, 11:33 AM
Britney's 'beauty' is the biggest scam going. She's yet to take a beautiful candid shot sans war paint and hair extensions.

So she looks great after a few hours with a stylist shovelling on the slap...then there's the hair sculptor, designer wardrobe, professional photographer, a shitload of 'kind' lighting...and a team of graphic artists touching up her every crease, fold and blemish.

If I had access to shit like that - and lets not forget the nutritional expert and the personal trainer and all the various lotions and potions too - I reckon I'd scrub up pretty well myself!

Try Sienna, Kate and Natalie for effortless NATURAL beauty...

http://www.photofeatures.com/americanidol2/images/prevs/DSCF5129a.jpg

http://www.epochtimes.com/i5/4070347211124.jpg

http://red-lipstick.org/kate10.jpg

http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v185/lunabella/westwood3304.jpg

http://dan.olsen-twins.org/gallery/albums/album02/Natalie_Portman_nycnw8.sized.jpg

...and just a hint of foundation and gloss between them.

"Baby One More Time" happened what, half a decade ago? Face it peeps, Britney's had her chips...literally.
Twisted
03-23-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
Now imagine a donkey braying ... Heee Haw Heee Haw.... that's what I envisioned...

man that girl scares me.

That's too damn funny B1rd; love it!:D All I seen was a fugly broad who makes me look like a fuckin bombshell...I don't understand why people think she's so great; she's ugly, brain-dead, and I sing better than she does; and I can't sing at all...*sigh* oh well, I guess it's another one of life's mysteries...
Twisted
03-23-2005, 11:32 PM
http://m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/britneyacne55.jpg


Hahahahaha, what the hell's she doing, picking her nose?
:p Oh yeah, that's REALLY glamerous, Brit! :rolleyes:
GingerNjack
03-29-2005, 12:43 PM
I didn't want to start a new thread so I thought I'd post here that I really want to know whether Brit is truly prego or not. I read on Defamer or one of those gossip sites that she is, according to Star mag. Why, oh why, do I care? haha
Kimmy
03-29-2005, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by ComeNightfall
Well, at least it's not as bad as this:

http://m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/britneyacne55.jpg

But those big-ass Bubba sheriff glasses don't look good on anyone LOL.

people just couldn't find the words to tell her that there was something on her face
BubbaStrangelove
03-29-2005, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by ComeNightfall
But those big-ass Bubba sheriff glasses don't look good on anyone LOL.

"Take that back, you swine."

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/May-04-Sun-2003/photos/thompson.jpg

RIP
CheekyShepherd
03-29-2005, 06:17 PM
http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2005-image-uploads/brit030305neck2.jpg


My word, it looks like she's got something caught in her throat!

Hope it's not another song. :rolleyes:
Nachokoolaid
03-30-2005, 03:02 AM
I don't really think she has a fat neck. I've always thought she had a really small and chin and a weak jaw that receds towards the throat. This makes her neck look bigger by comparison. Plus, her head is kind of small too.
Scorpio24
03-30-2005, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by Nachokoolaid
I don't really think she has a fat neck. I've always thought she had a really small and chin and a weak jaw that receds towards the throat. This makes her neck look bigger by comparison. Plus, her head is kind of small too.


I think someone has a little CRUSH on britney:D

There is no defense for this woman she is a muppet trapped in a fugly bitch's body. There I've said it:cool:
Scorpio24
03-30-2005, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Twisted
http://m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/britneyacne55.jpg


Hahahahaha, what the hell's she doing, picking her nose?
:p Oh yeah, that's REALLY glamerous, Brit! :rolleyes:


What do ya mean I can't park my trailer there.:p
Twisted
03-31-2005, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by CheekyShepherd
http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/2005-image-uploads/brit030305neck2.jpg


My word, it looks like she's got something caught in her throat!

Hope it's not another song. :rolleyes:

Damn, they should use that for a horror movie poster! :eek:

Couldn't resist.:D