Anna Nicole Smith: Crazy Ass Bitch [Archive] - Movie Fan Central Discussion Forums

The Locnar

03-07-2005, 05:30 PM

http://www.popdoh.com/2005/03/anna-nicole-smith-gone-wild.html

Former Playboy bunny Anna Nicole Smith has bared almost all at the MTV Australia Video Music Awards in Sydney tonight, pulling her dress down to her waist to expose her 32DD-size breasts which were covered with MTV stickers.

Her antics came as she presented the Video of the Year award to Australian outfit The Dissociatives. As the band's lead singer Daniel Johns went to receive the award, the half-clothed media whore jumped on him, wrapping her legs around his waist.

Later, at a press call in the media room, she again exposed her breasts - this time without the MTV stickers.

http://www.popdoh.com/pics/anna_nicole_smith_mtv_australia_03.jpg

Why hasn't her son killed her yet?

jeo4

03-07-2005, 09:45 PM

What a moron. She'll be dead soon enough with as many chemicals as she puts into her body.

James Logan

03-08-2005, 08:50 AM

I just love how mad this world is. :)

Damone

03-08-2005, 09:27 AM

Trimspa baby! :D

B1rd_Po0p

03-08-2005, 03:32 PM

Trimspa my curvaceous ass! She had her stomach stapled. No one loses THAT much weight THAT quickly without the help of a plastic surgeon. Man I hate that witless, uneducated, white trash bimbo...

jeo4

03-08-2005, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
Trimspa my curvaceous ass!

Curvaceous?

B1rd_Po0p

03-08-2005, 04:25 PM

"Main Entry: cur·va·ceous
Variant(s): also cur·va·cious /Function: adjective
Having curves suggestive of a well-proportioned feminine figure"

;)

Mr-Blonde

03-08-2005, 05:11 PM

Of course she's unabashed about exposing herself. She's a stripper by profession! Basically she's a high priced hooker and an attention whore to boot. Does this really surprise anyone?

Even after losing all that weight she still looks hideous to me.

B1rd_Po0p

03-08-2005, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
Of course she's unabashed about exposing herself. She's a stripper by profession! Basically she's a high priced hooker and an attention whore to boot. Does this really surprise anyone?

which TV show was it where that one guy always said 'No class'?

"No class, man. No Class."... she ain't got no class. :D

jeo4

03-08-2005, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
"Main Entry: cur·va·ceous
Variant(s): also cur·va·cious /Function: adjective
Having curves suggestive of a well-proportioned feminine figure"

;)

:eek:

*Faints*

jeo4

03-08-2005, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
which TV show was it where that one guy always said 'No class'?

"No class, man. No Class."... she ain't got no class. :D

Fat Albert & the Cosby Kids said it all the time.

"She's like school in the summer time...no class."

<3mekthx

03-08-2005, 06:06 PM

like my body?

worst commercial ever.

Joshmo

03-08-2005, 06:23 PM

I wonder if theres any Dead Pool odds in Vegas over her & Courtney Love?

James Logan

03-08-2005, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
"Main Entry: cur·va·ceous
Variant(s): also cur·va·cious /Function: adjective
Having curves suggestive of a well-proportioned feminine figure"

;)

...I suppose "congratulations" are in order. That, or "hubba hubba". ;)

ComeNightfall

03-08-2005, 07:46 PM

I think these award shows have her present on purpose because they know she'll do this stuff and it brings publicity. But it's still gross.

B1rd_Po0p

03-08-2005, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Joshmo
I wonder if theres any Dead Pool odds in Vegas over her & Courtney Love?

I dunno... They're at a dead-heat as far as stupid publicity stunts go... And pretty darn close as far as flashing nasty body parts... (I think Courtney's in the lead.)

Patrick Bateman

03-08-2005, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
"Main Entry: cur·va·ceous
Variant(s): also cur·va·cious /Function: adjective
Having curves suggestive of a well-proportioned feminine figure"

;)

Well I hate seeing you go. But I love watching you leave. ;)

James Logan

03-09-2005, 06:16 AM

All right, we all tried out jokes on the "curvaceous" thing, but I think it's fair to say Patrick Bateman wins.

Kudos, man. So simple, so suave, yet so funny. *respectful applause*

B1rd_Po0p

03-09-2005, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
Well I hate seeing you go. But I love watching you leave. ;)

I get that a lot... :D

jeo4

03-09-2005, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
I get that a lot... :D

I'm an ass man...so this conversation is, um...stimulating to say the least. ;) :D

Moviefan02000

03-09-2005, 11:16 AM

Anna Nicole Smith is extremely fugly, I don't understand the appeal at ALL, and I guess a lot of people don't either :p

B1rd_Po0p

03-09-2005, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by jeo4
I'm an ass man...so this conversation is, um...stimulating to say the least. ;) :D

So you like asses AND brunettes... dang baby - that's two for two!! :D

I guess the reason I originally said the curvaceous thing is because here is this woman who was overweight - granted when you're a celebrity you are nit-picked to death about your weight. (and GRANTED - she was a moose and didn't seem to care so that alone opened her up for public mockery.) but now she's thin (thanks to plastic surgery but that's just my opinion) and she's pushing this stupid Trimspa thing on poor unsuspecting women so they see her and go 'Hey here's this moose who is no longer a moose and I can do that too!!" The obsession with stick-thin women is beyond me. I'm proud of my curves!!

jeo4

03-09-2005, 12:22 PM

I think that's awesome when women are proud of being all-natural. I'm no prize, but I applaud anyone who stands against the facade of looking fake or looking like a skeleton. Hollywood is obsessed with weight control and plastic looks.

B1rd_Po0p

03-09-2005, 12:51 PM

I think I'm one of the rare few women who actually judge men on their personalities more so than looks. We are bombarded daily with images of 'beautiful' people so we aspire to be them and surround ourselves with them. The problem is that my experience with these types of people has shown that they are often painfully arrogant and boring as paint. I'd rather be in a room full of excited Star Wars fans than a hoity toity cocktail party any day!! :D

jeo4

03-09-2005, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
I think I'm one of the rare few women who actually judge men on their personalities more so than looks. We are bombarded daily with images of 'beautiful' people so we aspire to be them and surround ourselves with them. The problem is that my experience with these types of people has shown that they are often painfully arrogant and boring as paint. I'd rather be in a room full of excited Star Wars fans than a hoity toity cocktail party any day!! :D

Marry me! Damn the laws! I'll move to Utah! :D

ComeNightfall

03-09-2005, 06:19 PM

James Logan

03-09-2005, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
I think I'm one of the rare few women who actually judge men on their personalities more so than looks.

Finally!

*Logan puts real picture of him in the Schmoe Gallery -- it looks like there's a mouth and nose somewhere on there, but it's hard to see under all the zits and scars*

So, baby...whatcha doin' Saturday night?

On a sidenote, I'm an ass man too (although I'll take any part, really. If shins are all that's left, I can take shins). And on an on-topic note, yes, I do also think Anna got slim thanks to some surgery, and yes, I do think it's not very classy of her to be pushing the Trimspa thing. Showing her boobs at an awards show isn't exactually Katherine Hepburn-worthy either, but you know me -- I can't condemn a woman for baring her titties, it'd be turning my back on everything I believe in.

B1rd_Po0p

03-09-2005, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by ComeNightfall
LOL me too! As you can see, I have no problem with guys who aren't what we consider sexy, my avatar is Kevin Spacey dammit! Regular looking guys are hot.

Kevin Spacey is damn fine! I'd eat jello out of those dimples any day! :D

TheAxeGrinder

03-09-2005, 09:22 PM

Well, at least she's not monstrously fat anymore.

ComeNightfall

03-10-2005, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by James Logan
but you know me -- I can't condemn a woman for baring her titties, it'd be turning my back on everything I believe in.
LMAO! That would be like me not condemning Ewan MacGregor for dropping his drawers and showing off his winkie, sometimes the ladies need something too.

Oh and B1rd, hand me a spoon and save some Jello for me! :D

Twisted

03-23-2005, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
Trimspa my curvaceous ass! She had her stomach stapled. No one loses THAT much weight THAT quickly without the help of a plastic surgeon. Man I hate that witless, uneducated, white trash bimbo...

So do I; I can't stand that ugly-ass, big-boobed, whiny slut...every time I see her on tv, I want to tear her damn head off; and there's no way in hell she lost all that flab on that "Trimspa" shit she made; and I know it's shit because I tried the fatblocker, and I didnt lose no damn fat off my ass; so she can take her product line and commercials, put them together and shove the whole thing all the way up HER fat ass! And while she's at it, she can take her fake-ass tits and go to hell; because she gives us intelligent women who don't conform to society a bad name.

B1rd_Po0p

03-23-2005, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by Twisted
She gives us intelligent women who don't conform to society a bad name.

Amen, sister! The good news is that 'real' men prefer women with curves. Men who like stick-thin women with no breasts or hips to speak of are actually closeted homosexuals... :D

Scorpio24

03-23-2005, 09:50 AM

I really don't know why people get upset of this peice of trash. I honestly don't know of a guy who give's 2 shit's for Anna(nother cock please) Nicole Smith. Just like most other slappers who can't get they ugly asses off t.v.

They should create a channel. I dunno - Mink's r us or something. And just put them all there out of the way.

Unfortuately some1 mentioned it just now, They're always gonna be on some show because of the publicity their ugly asses bring.

I to am an ass man. Greatest body part ever invented..... Well ok 2nd

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
Amen, sister! The good news is that 'real' men prefer women with curves. Men who like stick-thin women with no breasts or hips to speak of are actually closeted homosexuals... :D

In that case I would just like to confirm that I in no way like a woman with no breasts or hips to speak of.:D ;)

Oh and poop cheers mama finaly figured out this quote thing.

;)

B1rd_Po0p

03-23-2005, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Oh and poop cheers mama finaly figured out this quote thing.

Anytime, love. ;)

Twisted

03-23-2005, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
Amen, sister! The good news is that 'real' men prefer women with curves. Men who like stick-thin women with no breasts or hips to speak of are actually closeted homosexuals... :D

I'm glad you agree, honey. :) Oh? ;) Well that's good news for me, 'cause I got lots of curves that all the rest will love! :D Actually, I have too much; so I need to go on a diet...but yeah, I don't get why guys say women like that are sexy, and all this other stuff, either; because they don't look healthy at all; I mean look at these models, you can see how pale and sickly they are under their make up; it looks awful.:(

Twisted

03-23-2005, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by Scorpio24
In that case I would just like to confirm that I in no way like a woman with no breasts or hips to speak of.:D ;)

Good, then we'll get along just fine. :) Btw, I'm a ass person too; I just LOVE seeing a guy's firm glutes; especially if he's wearing tight jeans....:D

Scorpio24

03-24-2005, 06:11 AM

Originally posted by Twisted
Good, then we'll get along just fine. :) Btw, I'm a ass person too; I just LOVE seeing a guy's firm glutes; especially if he's wearing tight jeans....:D

What an incredible considence. I am wearinging tight jeans right now;)
And good God you can see my firm glutes to:eek:

Well there's something I never thought i'd say to someone.:D

The hell with the diet TWISTED. Keep those curves mama.

jeo4

03-24-2005, 10:20 AM

Dear Penthouse...

Scorpio24

03-24-2005, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by jeo4
Dear Penthouse...

LOL

B1rd_Po0p

03-24-2005, 11:19 AM

I was trying to find the perfect pair of jeans to wear to a concert. So I go to Express and this obviously gay young man waits on me. (I have no issue with this: most obviously gay young men have impeccable taste in clothing.) So he proceeds to bring me three pairs of jeans: Low Rise, Ultra Low Rise, and Oh my God, my crotch is hanging out (ala Britany Spears) Low Rise. I reluctantly try them on: and low and behold: they don't fit because I am one curvy broad!! So I proceed to tell said gay young man: "I am way too curvy for these jeans - do you have anything that was designed for the female body?" He said he's never heard a girl say that before.

Now, Anna Nicole will NEVER have a boyish figure so if she does ANYTHING productive in this world: it will be to pursuade the folks at Guess? jeans to design some jeans for the lusciously curvy among us!! Dammit Anna! Say something productive when you shoot your stupid mouth off!! ;)

Twisted

03-25-2005, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Well there's something I never thought i'd say to someone.:D

Well, you know what they say, Scorpio," there's a first time for everything"... :D

Keep those curves mama.

Oh, alright...if you insist.;)

Twisted

03-25-2005, 02:11 AM

Originally posted by jeo4
Dear Penthouse...

LMAO

*jeo4 continues writing*

"it sseems to me that I get more porn on this thread than I do when I read your fucking magazine...so either step it up...or fuck off...":D

James Logan

03-25-2005, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by B1rd_Po0p
So I proceed to tell said gay young man: "I am way too curvy for these jeans - do you have anything that was designed for the female body?"

I think I love you. ;)

And as we're speaking of curves, I have to confess to something too.

I have man boobies.

Scorpio24

03-25-2005, 12:09 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by James Logan
[B]I think I love you. ;)

I think I have to agree

Scorpio24

03-25-2005, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Twisted
Well, you know what they say, Scorpio," there's a first time for everything"... :D

Ahh a rule I think we should all try to live to

Oh, alright...if you insist.;)

Gotta keep it. Like I always say, more cushion for the pushin:D