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XCoRyX
04-26-2005, 07:47 AM
According to the Hollywood Reporter:

"The Birds," Alfred Hitchc0ck's classic 1963 horror tale, looks to be taking flight again as a Universal Pictures remake. Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes shingle is in negotiations to produce the film with Peter Guber though his Mandalay Pictures banner.

The new version would be based on the short story by Daphne Du Maurier, to which Universal owns the rights and which inspired Hitchc0ck's movie. Tippi Hedren starred in the original thriller about increasingly vicious birds that terrorize a small town.

It won't be the first time Universal, which was Hitchc0ck's home for the latter part of the producer-director's career, has been part of a remake of the master. In 1998, Gus Van Sant directed a scene-for-scene remake of "Psycho" for the studio. That same year, Warner Bros. Pictures and Koppelson Entertainment turned out "A Perfect Murder," based on the play that inspired Hitchc0ck's "Dial M for Murder." And at Warners -- underscoring the rage for Hitchc0ck remakes -- the studio is mounting a new version of "Strangers on a Train," based on the Patricia Highsmith novel that was the basis for the Hitchc0ck film.

Platinum -- run by Bay, Andrew Form and Brad Fuller -- is no stranger to the remake genre itself. Its most recent offering, "The Amityville Horror," has taken in more than $43 million after two weekends at the domestic boxoffice. Platinum remade "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre" and recently set up a remake of "The Hitcher" with Focus Features to be released through Focus' genre label, Rogue Pictures.

EVILxxx
04-26-2005, 11:18 AM
Michael Bay just does not know when to quite. Newsflash Michael the only reason why Birds was any good was because Hitchcock directed it, I mean... they're fucking birds! So in summation this idea sucks and Bay sucks.

XCoRyX
04-26-2005, 01:11 PM
definetly true there evilxxx....i can just see it now...a flock of CGI Birds.

Cronos
04-26-2005, 02:01 PM
well, ive been expecting this for ages, im not that bothered really, i was never especially impressed with The Birds (although it was a pretty good film)

ERIN_LoJ
04-27-2005, 01:20 AM
OH NO!!

This is terrible news, just terrible!! I love the original Birds. Part of it's class, what makes it work so well, is it's cheesy charm and Hitchcock touch!

Anyone remember what happened LAST time they remade an Alfred masterpiece?

*Escapade*
04-27-2005, 01:14 PM
Wasn't this in development way-back-when with Melanie Griffith taking over her mother's (Tippi Hedren) role? I remember even seeing a picture from a (possible?) location in Australia in an Entertainment Weekly (I think).

Anyways, in freshman English, we read and discussed Daphne DuMaurier's short story. I remember we all liked it. It was pretty claustrophobic. It could translate well to a more haunted-house approach.

countchocula
04-27-2005, 02:57 PM
The sad part is, this will be a hit, and no one will learn their lesson.

If I were Michael Bay, I would kill myself.

EvilDeadGirl
04-27-2005, 06:19 PM
I just wish they would leave the good films out of the remake scene. If you assclowns want to remake a film pick a bad one, hell it would probably improve it!

I'm going to castrate Michael Bay

iDLEWiLD_fan
04-28-2005, 06:59 AM
...fuck now they're gonna fuck around with Hitchcock....wasn't the Psycho remake a sign to leave them be!!!...they are made by the one and only master of suspense...leave it the fuck alone jeeez!!! :mad:

iDLEWiLD_fan
04-28-2005, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by *Escapade*
Wasn't this in development way-back-when with Melanie Griffith taking over her mother's (Tippi Hedren) role?

....yeah I remember that

*Escapade*
04-29-2005, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by iDLEWiLD_fan
....yeah I remember that

Thank you! I thought I was crazy!

iDLEWiLD_fan
04-29-2005, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by *Escapade*
Thank you! I thought I was crazy!

....so did I until someone (you) finally mentioned it

Mr-Blonde
04-29-2005, 01:38 PM
Michael Bay trying to do Hitchcock is like 50 Cent trying to do Shakespeare.

iDLEWiLD_fan
04-29-2005, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
50 Cent trying to do Shakespeare.

euwww

Cunning Visions
04-30-2005, 05:37 PM
If Michael Bay is involved then I'm expecting a scene similar to this...

Close up of a CGI bird flying high above the clouds. We follow the bird as it flies through the sky majestically. All of the sudden something emerges from the bird's behind and starts to fall straight down. In one long take, the camera follows the white, liquid object as it falls past the clouds...straight down at an amazing rate of speed...falling closer to land...it zooms faster and faster...we see a parked car in the distance...then the white liquid slams against car with a crashing thud...the car then explodes in a huge fireball.

dark-angel
05-03-2005, 12:21 AM
We all know what happened when someone else tried to remake a Hitchcock classic...... remade Psycho anyone......

hitchcock cannot be remade well....

chinton
05-06-2005, 03:19 PM
too bad the brilliant ambiguous and creepy ending wont be kept