Bloodrayne poster!

[C-Desecration-]

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/BloodRaynelarge.jpg

Release the doves.

[Inglorious]

I never played the game, nor do I really know anything about this...

But that looks like shit.

[pyscho dude]

^I agree whole heartedly with the above post.

[the dead one]

Wow!

I am very suprised by this turn of events, normally theres the typical stock responses like:

This looks cool!

Fuckin' A dude...that looks sweet!

This should be interesting.

This is gonna kick so much ass, cant fn wait!

and the classic reply...

Awesome!
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'Bloodrayne':rolleyes:

Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen??
Are they that hard up for cash?

[EvilDeadGirl]

The poster looks like shit. Most of the pictures I've seen I'm not too impressed with. I really don't think this films going to be that decent. I enjoy the game but as a movie, if done right it could work. But I doubt it'll be done right.

[X-Nightcrawler]

How can someone so hot look so ridiculous?

Sheesh, at least Alone In The Dark had a cool poster.

[countchocula]

Uwe Boll is the Bruno Mattei of our generation. I actually think that the film could be fun, but the poster is...ugh.

[Harry Warden]

Wow.....Even House Of The Dead's poster was better!

This looks like a cheap STV cover!

LMAO at Boll!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by the dead one
Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen??
Are they that hard up for cash? They can't be. It makes no sense. I already checked my records and Boll didn't sell me his soul. I don't know how he's doing it. I'm stumped.

[Cronos]

gah, uber shit poster, the film looks like it might be mild fun though

[mshulman5]

No way in hell is this film going to be good or even fun. The poster is absolutely atrocious. Loken looks laughably horrible, Micahel Madsen's hair is about the funniest thing I've ever seen, and Kingsley has a look on his face like he's pondering how the hell he got talked into this in the first place. Anyone who thinks this movie might be "fun" is giving Dr. Boll way way way way way way to much credit. I'll see this movie when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

[Harry Warden]

http://www.bollfans.com/public/Russian1.jpg


This one looks amazing though....too bad the film will totally sucks.

[pyscho dude]

Hey that poster actually looks good. Is that a foreign one?

[Inglorious]

That one does look good but it's still quite STV-ish.

[XCoRyX]

the 2nd one looks really solid to me, the 1st ones nothing special but nothing TERRIBLE....

i'll check it out...i have this want in me to see a pretty solid Uwe Boll film. HOTD was terrible, Alone In The Dark for me was a step-up (yeah, i actually didn't think it was as bad as everybody says)...maybe this will go up further and be solid.

But no matter what i'll ALWAYS be pissed they didn't cast Angie Everhart as Bloodrayne, c'mon now she IS bloodrayne...

[Harry Warden]

Originally posted by pyscho dude
Hey that poster actually looks good. Is that a foreign one? It's Russian.

[pyscho dude]

I thought it was foreign.

[TATU]

Originally posted by countchocula
Uwe Boll is the Bruno Mattei of our generation. I actually think that the film could be fun, but the poster is...ugh.

More like the Tony Malanski of our generation..... Even though I didn't think House of The Dead was that bad. And I almost bought Alone in The Dark 2004, before I found the original for less.... (It stars Donald Pleasance and doesn't suck.....):D

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by TATU
More like the Tony Malanski of our generation..... Even though I didn't think House of The Dead was that bad. And I almost bought Alone in The Dark 2004, before I found the original for less.... (It stars Donald Pleasance and doesn't suck.....):D Alone In The Dark isn't a remake, is it? It's just from that series of games. I don't think the Pleasance AITD is related.

[TATU]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Alone In The Dark isn't a remake, is it? It's just from that series of games. I don't think the Pleasance AITD is related.

No you're right. The DP AITD is completley unrelated to the 2004 version. It's just that I had both DVD's in my hand, but I still wanted some cheetos and Star Wars Episode 3: ROTS action figures, so I bought the cheaper (and presumably better) one.

[FilmBuff84]

I was hoping Kristanna Loken was going to go onto bigger and better things post T3, but I guess not. The poster is deliriously straight to video, and from what i've seen of the film, it doesn't look anything special. Uwe Boll should just give up, after House of the Dead and Alone In The Dark both flopping, and from what i've heard, sucking, you'd think he'd take the hint, I suggest if Bloodrayne faulters, he should retire. I'm surprised it has attraced as big a stars as it had, Michael Madsen is a cool guy and deserves better, and though I don't think Ben Kingsley is anytihng amazing, he has such an arrogant streak in his delivery it's annoying, he is above this kind of material, though he did do Thunderbirds.....so who knows.

The Russian poster is better, but there doesn't look there's much hope for this.

[MovieSuperFreak]

Yeah I have been highly disappointed with Uwe Boll in the past. I guess quit is not in his vocabulary. Yeah this movie is gonna bomb and that is very sad. I loved the game. I thought Loken was great in T3 although T3 was not ( the movie is more like a sequal that preludes the next sequel), she is not Bloodrayne. I have no idea who is playing what out of Madsen and Kingsley but I don't give a damn. I'm tired of Boll killing good games with his shit. What next? A live action Final Fantasy flop? Diablo, Starcraft? Wait I know Gran Turismo. Damn I hate him...

[zombievictim]

That just doesn't look right and the wigs are so fake!

[Harry Warden]

The official website has been updated with some international trailers, and quite frankly....the film looks much better than House Of The Dead and Alone In The Dark. I think I'll give it a chance. Could Uwe Boll finally got it right?

[Shockwave]

Could Uwe Boll finally got it right?

Not a chance in hell.

I dont even think hes trying to "get it right". Hes just churning out video game movies without any real thought. When he talks about how great his movies are hes either completey bullshitting people or hes the biggest ego-maniac on the planet.

..but its probably abit of both.

[Harry Warden]

Originally posted by Shockwave
Not a chance in hell.

I dont even think hes trying to "get it right". Hes just churning out video game movies without any real thought. When he talks about how great his movies are hes either completey bullshitting people or hes the biggest ego-maniac on the planet.

..but its probably abit of both. Just watch the clips. Looks okay, honestly.

[Shockwave]

I did.

Looks like shit to me, honestly.:)

Does it look better then House of the Dead (3/10) and Alone in the Dark?(2/10)

..yes.

Does that mean anything to me?

Not really.

[Harry Warden]

Originally posted by Shockwave
I did.

Looks like shit to me, honestly.:)

Does it look better then House of the Dead (3/10) and Alone in the Dark?(2/10)

..yes.

Does that mean anything to me?

Not really. If I give the film 5/10 or 6/10...it will be a huge step-up to me! The action scenes looks fine and gory. No more useless slow-mo! ;)

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Harry Warden
If I give the film 5/10 or 6/10...it will be a huge step-up to me! The action scenes looks fine and gory. No more useless slow-mo! ;) Damn . . . the trailers and clips look just as bad or even worse than the previous hellspawns. The vamps are right out of Buffy (which is . . . really, really wrong) and as we've seen, Boll can't and just CAN'T do action.

How long will this go? Every Boll movie that's coming out has people going "This one, THIS one will be good! I'm sure!" the movie sucks. Next spawn, "I'm sure he will get it right with this!".

Boll won't stop making movies. When is the audience (even if its a wild minority) going to stop looking forward to his movies?

[TheJadedGamer]

Loken just doesn't do it for me as Bloodrayne. If I can pop a boner while looking at her animated version and not the real-life imagining, there is no reason to sick through it....because that is the only reason I played Bloodrayne 2...watching her run and then jump on a chick..then sucking that chicks blood as the girl start moaning...yes...

[XCoRyX]

Originally posted by TheJadedGamer
Loken just doesn't do it for me as Bloodrayne. If I can pop a boner while looking at her animated version and not the real-life imagining, there is no reason to sick through it....because that is the only reason I played Bloodrayne 2...watching her run and then jump on a chick..then sucking that chicks blood as the girl start moaning...yes...

http://www.nndb.com/people/049/000031953/everhart-linux.jpg

i agree...it just NEEDED to be Angie Everhart as BloodRayne,and it wasn't...

[Shockwave]

..its not just her, the comstume looks like cheap K-MART shit as well. Like something u would pick out to wear to a Halloween party, not something designed for a movie.

That being said, there were far better options for them to run with.