Favorite line from a "cult" film

[skitzoette]

What's everyone's favorite lines from those cheesy B-rated movies?? Here's a few to start with:

Reservoir Dogs
Mr.Pink: 'Why the fuck do I have to be Mr.pink? Why can't I be Mr.Black?'

"come get some"-- Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness

"I'm not dead! I feel happy! I think I'll go for a walk"--Monty Python and the holy grail

[Mikey2Dope]

They Live

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Professor Falk]

I don't think it's a "B" film, but it's definitely a Cult movie: Big Trouble in Little China: several qualifiers, but my personal faves are David LoPan's "You were not brought upon this world to 'get it', Mr. Burton." and Jack Burton's remark in the elevator on the way down: "I'm feelin'...pretty good! Kinda...feelin' kinda invincible!" Damn, that kills me every time http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[sanshodayu]

Cult not cheesy;I often think of "What have the Romans ever done for us?" in Monty Python's Life of Brian.
"So they call me concentration camp Ehrhardt!" in To Be or Not to Be,a brilliant comedy(the Lubitsch 1942 original not the Mel Brooks remake)i'd urge anyone interested in classic films to see.

[KornKidJedi]

Mr.White from Reservoir Dogs:"If you shoot me in a dream? You better wake up and apologize"

Tyler Durden from Fight Club:"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you look like a chicken"

Some of you may disagree with Fight Club. If you go to IMBD.com, look up Fight Club, click on plot keywords, and it will say Cult Classic.

[ColinM]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: I see you shiver with antici...(SAY IT!)...pation!

[arto_j]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ColinM:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: I see you shiver with antici...(SAY IT!)...pation!</font>

I was gonna come in here and say the exact same line from the same film...

[thingsgoinon]

"When the dead walk senore, we must stop the killing..or lose the war"

Dawn of the Dead

[Lady Summerisle]

"Whats going on?"
"It ain't whats goin' on, son, its what's comin' off. Your face, clean off."
NEAR DARK

[Professor Falk]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by sanshodayu:
"So they call me concentration camp Ehrhardt!" in To Be or Not to Be,a brilliant comedy(the Lubitsch 1942 original not the Mel Brooks remake)i'd urge anyone interested in classic films to see.</font>

"Her husband is the great Polish actor, Josef Tura...of course you've heard of him?"

"No,I'm afraid not..."

Classic Jack Benny performance.

[SteveSzyk]

All of Ash's lines in Army of Darkness.

"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."

"Yo, she-bitch!"

"Groovy."

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Come get some."

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

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[Romero&Juliet]

"...but I dont have a Lawyer! Tell your Lawyer to call my Doctor."

-Woody Allen in Play It Again Sam.

[VicVega]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SteveSzyk:
All of Ash's lines in Army of Darkness.

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."

(edited 04-28-2002).]</font>


This line always had me cracking up.

[A.J. Hakari]

The classic line from CHOPPING MALL:

"I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall, in the middle of the night, by killer robots."

Funny, me too! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[BabblingBafoon1973]

Basically any dialogue from "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels"
All of Bobo's dialogue in "Out of the Dark"
"My father's last words to me were; Don't son that gun is loaded"-Stone Cold
"Fuckin Witch"-Blair Witch 2
"Errahh...there was a fire-fight!!!"-The Boondock Saints
"Now you can scream"-Demon Night
"Eat a bowl of fuck! I'm here to party!!!"-Night of the Demons

[the saw is family]

i kick ass for the lord-dead alive

[S. PLISSKEN]

My personal fav:

"Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

-Jack Burton

[chartered streets]

Yeah the original TO Be Or Not To Be is one of my favourite comedies:

"What he did to Shakespeare, we are now doing to Poland".

[ColinM]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by arto_j:
I was gonna come in here and say the exact same line from the same film...</font>

Great minds think alike! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Benny]

Bill Murray's "Dalai Lama" speech in Caddyshack!