heavy!!!
06-20-2005, 12:08 AM
Well in my house anyway, this week i had the displeasure of seeing two of possibly the worst horror films ever.....
House Of The Dead...what the fuck was all that about seriously, now i know why so many people hate Uwe Boll this guy is one hell of a talentless fuck, i will definately leave off Paul Anderson for a while he is fucking Scorsese compared to this retard. I wont say whats wrong with this movie as most of you already know, it just got released in the uk, the dvd box states that its The Matrix meets Dawn of the dead.. yeah in your dreams Uwe fuck!!!
Nine Lives.....Well let me see, Paris Hilton....check, Scottish Mansion...check....Supernatural Killer....check worst acting ever submitted into a can and called a movie....check.
Turned this off after 40mins it was as painful has having a red hot spoon slipped under the foreskin.
if we merged the cast of nine lives with Uwe Boll's directing folks imagine the horror we could unleash....(evil genius laughing)ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
House Of The Dead...what the fuck was all that about seriously, now i know why so many people hate Uwe Boll this guy is one hell of a talentless fuck, i will definately leave off Paul Anderson for a while he is fucking Scorsese compared to this retard. I wont say whats wrong with this movie as most of you already know, it just got released in the uk, the dvd box states that its The Matrix meets Dawn of the dead.. yeah in your dreams Uwe fuck!!!
Nine Lives.....Well let me see, Paris Hilton....check, Scottish Mansion...check....Supernatural Killer....check worst acting ever submitted into a can and called a movie....check.
Turned this off after 40mins it was as painful has having a red hot spoon slipped under the foreskin.
if we merged the cast of nine lives with Uwe Boll's directing folks imagine the horror we could unleash....(evil genius laughing)ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!