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Jas
07-20-2005, 12:47 PM
You heard the man, rank the movies from the View Askewniverse!

1. Mallrats
2. Clerks
3. Chasing Amy
4. Dogma
5. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Sorry if this has been done recently, but I'm in a View Askew craze at the moment.
So get ranking!

Mr-Blonde
07-20-2005, 12:53 PM
1. Chasing Amy
2. Clerks
3. Dogma
4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
5. Mallrats

Lazy Boy
07-20-2005, 01:15 PM
1. Chasing Amy
2. Dogma

The rest are forgettable, self-indulgent and amateurish.

Cronos
07-20-2005, 01:21 PM
1. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - 10/10
2. Chasing Amy - 10/10
3. Mallrats - 10/10
4. Dogma - 9/10
5. Clerks - 7/10

screamer581
07-20-2005, 03:50 PM
1.Chasing Amy-10/10
2.Clerks-9/10
3.Dogma-8.5/10
4.Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back-7.5/10
5.Jersey Girl-7/10
6.Mallrats-6/10

(forgot about Jersey Girl)

QUENTIN
07-20-2005, 06:46 PM
1.) Chasing Amy -10/10
2.) Clerks -9/10
3.) Dogma -8.5/10
4.) Jersey Girl -8/10 (surely others have seen this)
5.) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back -7.5/10
6.) Mallrats -6/10

Also, not technically a Smith film, but An Evening With Kevin Smith is absolutely hilarious and can be re-watched over and over. Clerks: The Animated Series is quite funny as well.

redcunningham
07-20-2005, 08:16 PM
1. Chasing Amy

2. Clerks

3. Dogma

4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

5. Mallrats

6. Jersey Girl

ilovemovies
07-20-2005, 08:29 PM
1. Dogma 8/10
2. Jersey Girl 8/10
3. Mallrats 7/10
4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 7/10


I haven't seen Clerks and Chasing Amy.

drago25
07-20-2005, 09:19 PM
1. Chasing Amy
2. Clerks
3. Dogma
4. Mallrats
5. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
6. Jersey Girl

Slim_JGE
07-21-2005, 04:36 AM
For me the order would go a little like this:

1.) Mallrats
2.) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
3.) Chasing Amy
4.) Dogma
5.) Clerks
6.) Jersey Girl

screamer581
07-21-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by ilovemovies


I haven't seen Clerks and Chasing Amy.

Wow ilovemovies, you really should check those out. Easily my 2 fave of his, Amy being one of my personal fave movies ever.

jaymckee74
07-21-2005, 11:59 AM
1.Dogma
2.Chasing Amy
3.Mall Rats
4.Jay and Silent Bob
5.Clerks
Haven't seen Jersey Girl

Gian-Sergio
07-21-2005, 12:20 PM
1.Chasing Amy ****
2.Dogma *** 1/2
3.Clerks *** 1/2
4.Jersey Girl ***
5.Mallrats ***
6.Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ** 1/2

SpacePuppet
07-21-2005, 01:54 PM
1) Clerks (8/10) or A-
2) Chasing Amy (8/10) or A-
3) Dogma (5/10) or C
4) Mallrats (3/10) or D+
5) Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (2/10) or D-

Am I the only one who thinks Mallrats is a piece of shit?

Mr. HokeyPokey
07-21-2005, 02:19 PM
1. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - 10/10
2. Dogma - 9/10
3. Mallrats - 7/10
4. Chasing Amy - 4/10
5. Clerks - 3/10
6. Jersey Girl - 1/10

Squid Vicious
07-21-2005, 03:03 PM
1) Chasing Amy - 9/10
2) Dogma - 9/10
3) Clerks - 9/10
4) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - 8/10
5) Mallrats - 5/10
6) Jersey Girl - 5/10

TheJadedGamer
07-22-2005, 02:39 AM
1. Clerks (10/10)
2. Chasing Amy (10/10)
3. Dogma (10/10)
4. Mallrats (10/10)
5. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (8/10)

* Jersey Girl (7/10)
*Evening With Kevin Smith (10/10)

morricone
07-22-2005, 05:24 AM
01. Chasing Amy - 7/10
02. Clerks - 6/10
03. Mallrats -6/10
04. Dogma - 5/10
05. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - 4/10

PnkRck
07-25-2005, 01:16 AM
Wow, this is hard! It's like asking me to choose my favorite band: pretty much impossible, and can change depending on my mood. The View Askewniverse films are all 10's in my book, and I haven't seen Jersey Girl, but here goes anyway:
1)Mallrats (Best dialogues/one-liners)
2)Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (best in-jokes ever in cinema)
3)Chasing Amy (best story & acting)
4)Clerks (Most out-there)
5)Dogma (best reflection)

TheJadedGamer
07-25-2005, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by morricone
eww...

I take that is either from my love for Kevin Smith films (since none of them got really low scores) or my avatar of cartoon Jay spanking his bong saber.

Andrew Ratto
07-25-2005, 04:21 AM
1. Clerks
2. Dogma
3. Chasing Amy
4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
5. Mallrats

Some notes -

a) The placement of Chasing Amy was formerly higher but after a a recent viewing in which I noticed an overbundance of awkwardly delivered dialogue -- I decided to move it down a bit.

b) The concept of Mallrats could have blossomed into something remarkable if Smith hadn't surrendered his creativity and made the leap from documentary-style black comedy to the cheesy exploitation of Jay and Silent Bob plus a Hollywood ending that you know Smith is too good for. I relish what Mallrats could have been, because what's there is only vague strokes.

c) Some people dislike Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back for numerous reasons, the majority of which could be resolved through understanding that its a parody of itself. Everything is supposed to be cliche. If you watch it with this in mind you might get more out of it.

d) I haven't seen Jersey Girl, but word-of-mouth tells me it's not great.

Wordslinger
07-25-2005, 10:31 AM
1. Clerks (9/10)
2. Chasing Amy (8/10)
3. Dogma (8/10)
4. Jersey Girl (7/10)
5. Mallrats (7/10)
6. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (6/10)

blankpage
07-25-2005, 12:27 PM
1. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
2. Dogma
3. Clerks
4. Mallrats
5. Chasing Amy
6. Jersey Girl

go2
07-25-2005, 09:53 PM
1.jay and silent bob strike back-8/10
2.dogma-8/0
3.chasing amy-7/10
4.mallrats-7/10
5.clerks-7/10
6.jersey girl-7/10

thedudeman69
07-26-2005, 12:13 AM
1. Clerks - 10/10
2. Chasing Amy - 10/10
3. Mallrats - 8/10
4. Jersey Girl - 8/10
5. Dogma - 8/10
6. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - 6/10

sdsskater23
07-26-2005, 05:32 PM
1. Clerks
2.Dogma
3.Mallrats
4.Chasing Amy
5.Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
6.Jersey Girl

Frank the Tank
07-28-2005, 04:31 AM
1. Clerks
2. Chasing Amy
3. Mallrats
4. Dogma
5. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
6. Jersey Girl

Sir.Lancelot
08-07-2005, 10:42 PM
1. Mallrats-9/10 (My love,Claire Forlanie !)

2. Clerks-7/10

3. Chasing Amy-4/10

4. Dogma-8/10

5. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back7/10

Terminal
08-07-2005, 10:54 PM
From most to least favorite.

1. Dogma - 9/10
2. Jay and Silent bob Strike Back - 8/10
3. Chasing Amy - 6/10
4. Clerks - 6/10
5. Mallrats - 4/10
6. Jersey Girl - 3/19

Genghis Khan
08-08-2005, 10:12 PM
These are definetly some of my favorite movies of all time.

1. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 10/10
2. Dogma 10/10
3. Mallrats 9.5/10
4. Clerks 9/10

Haven't seen Chasing Amy yet, but I will soon.

Rock On!!
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