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edonline
07-20-2005, 01:34 PM
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/eo/20050719/112182198000.html

A Smurfin' Movie Deal

Tuesday July 19 6:13 PM ET

Fans of a certain animated tribe of small, blue woodland creatures haven't gotten a lot of love lately: No new TV episodes, no old TV episodes on DVD (outside of a couple of import releases), no real news on a long-rumored movie.

Now, finally, things are looking rather smurfin'.

A 3-D, CGI-animated Smurfs feature film will bow in theaters in 2008, Daily Variety reported Tuesday. The extravaganza from Paramount's Nickelodeon Movies will be the first in a planned trilogy, it said. According to Newsweek, the project has been trying to get off the ground since at least 2003.

Word of the done deal comes a week after DreamWorks and Paramount set a July 4, 2007, release date for The Transformers, another animated TV series due for a big-screen makeover. But while Transformers fandom has thrived, fueled by new series and product, the smaller legions of Smurf faithful have waited.

"Dude, a Smurf movie?" went a message-board post on TheMovieBlog.com last month after Newsweek noted a film was nigh. "That's the smurfing best thing I've heard in smurfing forever."

Like the Transformers, the Smurfs were a phenomenon of the 1980s, unless one lived in Europe, where the characters have been mainstays since 1958, when Belgian artist Pierre Culliford, better known as Peyo, introduced them in the comic pages. The new movie's planned release date supposedly is tied to Smurfdom's upcoming 50th birthday.

Peyo's creations--the aforementioned small, blue woodland creatures who lived in homes shaped like mushrooms, whistled happy tunes, conjugated the word "smurf" in any way they saw fit, and named themselves Ramones-style (Papa Smurf, Brainy Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, etc.)--blew up as big as any Transformer robot in 1981 when The Smurfs debuted on NBC. The Hanna-Barbera-produced series won two Daytime Emmys, moved much merchandise, from Smurf-Berry Crunch cereal to countless figurines, and dominated Saturday morning TV until 1990. A 1983 big-screen adventure, The Smurfs and the Magic Flute, grossed $11 million, per the box-office site The-Numbers.com, even though it was nothing more than a retitled, redubbed version of a 1976 Belgian-produced movie.

There was no word on voice actors for the new film. The Smurfs' family recently lost Gargamel, the bad, and Baby Smurf, the good, in the death of performer Paul Winchell. Don Messick, who voiced Papa Smurf and others, died in 1997. Smurfette, meanwhile, lives. Lucille Bliss, who gave high-pitched voice to the tribe's lone female member, is 76, and still working.

As for Peyo, he died in 1992. His progeny, however, has kept right on their merry way.

Mr-Blonde
07-20-2005, 01:52 PM
A smurf movie? I really don't give a flying smurf.

Cronos
07-20-2005, 02:46 PM
maybe when i was younger i would have but i couldnt give a shit now, especially a CGI smurf movie, itll look terrible

Edie0027
07-20-2005, 04:25 PM
sadly, a part of my life now feels complete.

Shockwave
07-20-2005, 07:52 PM
...a smurf TRILOGY??

I dont know what they they have planned, but im interested just to see what the hell they have planned...

happy_killmore
07-20-2005, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
A smurf movie? I really don't give a flying smurf.

Smurf you! A smurf movie would be the smurfinest smurf that ever smurfed

Dead Halloween
07-20-2005, 09:13 PM
WTS?

This could be interesting. I don't mind the CGI and the Smurfs where my favorite cartoon when I was a kid.

Shockwave
07-20-2005, 09:29 PM
Actualy, the more i think about this the more i think it could be damn funny if its done right. Maybe a cross between "A BUGS LIFE" and "SHREK".

adamjohnson
07-21-2005, 12:10 AM
THE SMURFS: UNRATED

"We got back to the parking lot... and she started smurfing me."
"No smurfin way!"
"Smurf yeah!"
"Man, that is smurf. That is just, that is just really smurfin smurf."

:D

edonline
07-21-2005, 08:39 AM
Sean: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Ronald: Smurfette?

Sean: Mm-hmmm.

Ronald: Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn’t fuck.

Ronald: That’s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Sean: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Ronald: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay?

Sean: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.

Ronald: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.

Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

Darth Schmoe
07-21-2005, 09:33 AM
No. Fucking. Way.
Not that I think the concept sucks that bad (though I don't think it'll be as fun as Smurfs: Unrated!:D ) but... Seriously, is Hollywood trying to get every single franchise turned into a mediocre flick?

Mr-Blonde
07-21-2005, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Darth Schmoe
No. Fucking. Way.
Not that I think the concept sucks that bad (though I don't think it'll be as fun as Smurfs: Unrated!:D ) but... Seriously, is Hollywood trying to get every single franchise turned into a mediocre flick?

http://www.la-grange.net/2004/03/13-starsky-hutch.jpg

bigred760
07-21-2005, 12:40 PM
It'll be totally aimed at kids - don't know how they'll do the trilogy thing, but either way, it'll be a kids' movie, first and foremost. Kinda like Garfield I guess. Adults will think it sucks, but the wee ones will freakin' love it.

Jimbo513
07-22-2005, 10:22 PM
Adults will think it sucks, but the wee ones will freakin' love it.

Yeah but why Smurfs? Little kids will love any kid's movie, so why make a movie based on a 1980's cartoon that the target audience has probably never seen or heard of?

Save some money by not having to license the charactes and create Random_Crappy_Animated_Kid's_Flick_About_Bugs-Ogres-Lions_Part_17543.

Darth Schmoe
07-23-2005, 08:07 AM
Mr. Blonde, you are a wise, wise man. I wonder how long this trend in Hollywood's gonna keep up...

Shockwave
07-23-2005, 03:57 PM
I wouldnt bag on this just yet, if done right it could be pretty damn cool.