Johansson's Huge Knockers A Distraction?!?

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


JOHANSSON JUST MISSES CAR BUST-UP

Screen siren Scarlett Johansson was so shocked when she first caught sight of her digitally enlarged bust on a billboard advertisement for new movie "The Island," she almost crashed her car.
The acclaimed actress is not alone in being wowed by her super size cleavage -- hundreds of cars have slowed down as they passed the giant Los Angeles poster to get a better look.

The 20-year-old says, "I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn't believe it.

"It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge. I had long hair and my goodness I couldn't get past the cleavage.

"I was like, 'Look at me. They wiped out my whole face. Oh, that's not my face. That's my cleavage.' My cleavage was just huge."



hmmmmmm Do I think Scarlett's boobs likely cause ROAD ACCIDENTS?!?

And I am ASSUMING she is referring to this one? ;)

http://www.joblo.com/big-poster-images/posterisland3.jpg

[outsyder]

Can't argue with that. They distract me too.



:D

[Lazy Boy]

This is the second day I've posted in a thread devoted completely to Miss Scarlett.

I never noticed her size in the posters, mind you. ;)

[Buck Turgidson]

It's dangerous when people drive with only one hand.

[Cronos]

if i saw a huge version of that poster id be very distracted

[KillBill]

*prays she won't get breast reduction*

I don't think it's much of a distraction on the poster, but they do look bigger than usual there.


Edit: yeah they are a distraction. :p

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by KillBill
*prays she won't get breast reduction*




Lets pray that she does not follow this gal.....


http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00139/lindsay_lohan_139752a.jpg

Decided to use this image we remembered her as :(

[mcquade]

i just have to say that i am a fan of the words "huge knockers"
knockers should replace all other words (breast,t*ts,t*tties,hooters,milk mounds,boobs, boobies,etc...)
in fact she should change her name to scarlett knockers...that would be a great porn name.

[eljefe15]

Originally posted by mcquade
i just have to say that i am a fan of the words "huge knockers"
knockers should replace all other words (breast,t*ts,t*tties,hooters,milk mounds,boobs, boobies,etc...)
in fact she should change her name to scarlett knockers...that would be a great porn name.

See, that's weird 'cause I don't like the word knockers. I do, however use the words "boob" or "boobie" or a less used derivative "boobage," a boob/cleavage hybrid. "Hooters," "tits," and "milk mounds" (what the hell is that?) are kind of...too offensive, for some reason. I don't know. I do like "breastesses," though. ;) Okay, this post is getting weird! :D

Alrato!

[Tagia_Romero]

These statements are rather bold... it makes me ponder whether or not you would actually say those things to her FACE.

;)

[MacReady]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/mar/ScarlettJo_Ausse_150x207.jpg

A bass is a bass, you asses.

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by MacReady
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/mar/ScarlettJo_Ausse_150x207.jpg

A bass is a bass, you asses.

man, I would fry that and eat it all night long! *zing*

[Buck Turgidson]

How come the hater has the nice semi nude pic?

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
How come the hater has the nice semi nude pic?


Maybe because he is a bass f*cker?


I do not think she looks like a fish myself but he seems to think so. Even though he is 100% wrong.

[MacReady]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
How come the hater has the nice semi nude pic?

It's the ugliest one I could fine.

Originally posted by Mentiroso
Maybe because he is a bass f*cker?


I do not think she looks like a fish myself but he seems to think so. Even though he is 100% wrong.

Since bass look like her, I won't be fucking them anytime soon.

Enjoy her "battered wife" lips and "inbred eyes" while you're at it.

[DunlopolnuD]

HAHAHA, if that's the ugliest one you could find, I'd like to see the rest. :D

[eljefe15]

Originally posted by Mentiroso
Maybe because he is a bass f*cker?


I do not think she looks like a fish myself but he seems to think so. Even though he is 100% wrong.

El Mentiroso no miente! Scarlett es muy ermosa!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/jefe15/scarlettj89jj.jpg

Alrato!

[Terminal]

I noticed the cleavage long time ago, and it sure is distracting. Johannson is hot on her own.

[The Locnar]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
These statements are rather bold... it makes me ponder whether or not you would actually say those things to her FACE.

;)

I would do somethin' to her face. :)

Now THAT'S a zing!

[poopontheshoes7]

She is one of my two Wack off babes.

'gets on one knee and prays she poses for Playboy':D