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ComeNightfall
08-04-2005, 10:00 PM
I found this here (http://www.mojo949.com/morningshow/HollywoodDirt/) and their stuff is pretty reliable.

Financially strapped Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in an adult film - with Jenna Jameson. Tyson says "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry "I need the money up front." Meanwhile, boxing journalist (and low-life) Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson would triumph in the sex industry – because he is very well-endowed. He adds, "If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful adult film star."
jeo4
08-04-2005, 11:13 PM
Mike Tyson...in a porn movie...

http://www.outliermusic.com/calv-laughing.gif
BorderEevilIII
08-04-2005, 11:30 PM
ewwwwwwww.......

I am sorry but seeing Mike talk like some 5 yr old makes me NOT wanna watch him bein its w/ Jenna. And uhhhhh is Jenna is on some kinda drugs agreeing to do this?. I hate to see him do an Hannibal Lecter on these poor girls. :eek:
AJAX
08-04-2005, 11:30 PM
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/sport/2003/06/21/tyson.sak.jpg

I wanna thex you up girl!
TheDeadWalk
08-04-2005, 11:34 PM
No Mike, you can't be the cable repairman.

...


Because everyone knows you're too fucking stupid to be a cable repairman.



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I don't care if it's only two lines of dialogue. You're still too fucking stupid.
scubasteve
08-04-2005, 11:38 PM
He's going to practice of his pigeons
mcquade
08-05-2005, 10:46 AM
10-1 odds Jameson loses an ear
5-1 odds Jameson loses something worse...
BorderEevilIII
08-05-2005, 11:02 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/the_ladies_man/tim_meadows/ladies.jpg


Myke tysen in a porno movie eh? Weel I duno about dat.... I saw dat movie w/ dat guy whos wife choppped off his dick? Who was dat guy.... yeah Bobbit that is.... I am still I am STILL tryin to get over dat movie I saw him in... ANYWAAAAY, Myke doin porno....... If I evah see his flick I may have to put it on mute and play A Barry White album. I steeel wanna see this Jameson girl though she sexxxy. :D
outsyder
08-05-2005, 01:20 PM
Careful Jenna, he bites.
Mr-Blonde
08-05-2005, 01:30 PM
So it's gonna be an S & M flick?

http://www.stallonezone.com/022003tyson.jpg

Imagine getting banged by this stud ladies.
KcMsterpce
08-05-2005, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by mcquade
10-1 odds Jameson loses an ear
5-1 odds Jameson loses something worse...

Her virginity?

Mike Tyson scares me. Why is his voice so funny, but he so big? Scares me!
The Heart Collector
08-05-2005, 02:24 PM
He can be a fluffer.
ComeNightfall
08-05-2005, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
So it's gonna be an S & M flick?

http://www.stallonezone.com/022003tyson.jpg

Imagine getting banged by this stud ladies.
I'd rather get banged by Carrot Top.
donna542004
08-05-2005, 09:29 PM
I think I might be sick! :(
Donna A.
thedudeman69
08-06-2005, 01:33 AM
Maybe he can star in another porno if this one takes off with Paris Hilton.

"I bit off your ear!"

"What? oh, that's hot."
BorderEevilIII
08-06-2005, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by ComeNightfall
I'd rather get banged by Carrot Top.

w/ or w/o :D

http://cache.corbis.com/agent/11/43/80/11438066.jpg
bluesbrother965
08-06-2005, 03:37 PM
What the hell...
Mr. HokeyPokey
08-06-2005, 03:37 PM
This news actually came out about a month ago a few days after he lost his last fight.

I remember hearing it on Howard Stern and here are some of the facts... the article is VERY MIS-LEADING!

Tyson is talking about being in porn, and by talking about it he has been talking to JENNA JAMISONS MANAGER. he's not going to being "throwing it in jenna" hes just talking to her manager about being in some movies.

Also, I've heard now that Jenna is married she'll only do movies with her husband and other women.


On a side note, I think its very very wrong the big lug is thinking about doing porn. Nasty.
someguy
08-06-2005, 04:56 PM
'ok mike, kiss her neck. yeah that's good. ok now nibble on her ear and OH MY GOD I SAID NIBBLE MIKE!!!'
someguy
08-06-2005, 04:57 PM
hey, I guess children won't be the only thing he's gonna eat now
NuclearMisfit
08-06-2005, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by someguy
hey, I guess children won't be the only thing he's gonna eat now

thats the wrong Michael someguy.
someguy
08-06-2005, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
thats the wrong Michael someguy.

Silly you, Michael Jackson isn't a person!
Strider
08-07-2005, 06:41 AM
Mike Tyson appearing in porn films, or simply thinking about appearing in porn films? That's both funny and disturbing.

Strider
Mentiroso
08-08-2005, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
thats the wrong Michael someguy.


Actually Mike Tyson said he would eat the children of one of his opponents. The britsh black boxer. Can not remember his name.
outsyder
08-08-2005, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Mentiroso
Actually Mike Tyson said he would eat the children of one of his opponents. The britsh black boxer. Can not remember his name.


Lennox Lewis. Needless to say, Lewis beat the fuck out of him.
gorysnoopy
08-09-2005, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
w/ or w/o :D

http://cache.corbis.com/agent/11/43/80/11438066.jpg








LMFAO!!!
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08-09-2005, 08:38 PM
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Nachokoolaid
08-13-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by someguy
hey, I guess children won't be the only thing he's gonna eat now

You stole my joke. When I read the title of the tread, this popped in my head.

That "I'll eat his children" quote has to be one of the all time coolest/weirdest sports quotes EVER.