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outsyder
08-07-2005, 10:42 PM
http://www.ottawasun.com/News/National/2005/08/07/1162543-sun.html

WHAT'S LOVE got to do with it?

Bill Dalrymple, 56, and best friend Bryan Pinn, 65, have decided to take the plunge and try out the new same-sex marriage legislation with a twist -- they're straight men.

"I think it's a hoot," Pinn said.

The proposal came last Monday at a Toronto bar amid shock and laughter from their friends. But the two -- both of whom were previously married and both of whom are looking for a good woman to love -- insist that after the humour subsided, a real issue lies at the heart of it all.

"There are significant tax implications that we don't think the government has thought through," Pinn said.

Dalrymple has been to see a lawyer already and there are no laws in marriage that define sexual preference.

'STAY OUT OF THE BEDROOMS'

They want to shed light on the widespread financial implications of the new legislation and are willing to take it all the way.

There are obvious tax benefits to marriage, they said, but insisted they don't want their nuptials to insult gays and lesbians.

"I disagree with the government getting involved with what people should and shouldn't do," Dalrymple said. "Stay out of the bedrooms."

Words of warning came from Toronto lawyer Bruce Walker, a gay and lesbian rights activist.

"Generally speaking, marriage should be for love," he said. "People who don't marry for love will find themselves in trouble."

Walker isn't personally insulted by the planned Pinn-Dalrymple union because he believes in personal freedoms and rights.

"If someone wants to do something foolish, let them do it," he said.

As for wedding plans, Pinn and Dalrymple haven't set a date.


We all knew it could be done, but it looks like somebody will actually go through with it. Thoughts?

Thrizzle
08-07-2005, 10:53 PM
Its not really for the Tax benenfits, just two guys who are closet homosexuals living out their secret fantasy of being married to each other, under the guise of political statement. :D

Raymond Babbit
08-07-2005, 11:57 PM
You know, all moral implications aside, the worst thing about this, to me, is that now, all the Fristians (the new name I use for ultra-right wing Christians) will be going "HA! See? We were right! Now all kinds of straight people are gonna do that!" and it'll undermine the whole gay rights cause. Congratulations, assholes (not the people posting here, the two guys who married), you just fucked up an important civil rights movement, I hope you're proud of yourselves.

TheDeadWalk
08-08-2005, 12:04 AM
* Runs off and marries his bestest best female friend for tax benefits *

* Turns around *

* No reporters. No press. *

* No one gives a fuck. *

* Wonder why? *


The tabloids care because they want to encite people, they want to show them and rub it in their faces to get them angry. Meanwhile a hetero couple marry for taxes, or a guy gets a mail-order bride from Russia for his lust and her citizenship, and no one really gives two shits?

The flaws of some people's LOGIC are ASTOUNDING.

Brando @$$ Fat
08-08-2005, 11:06 AM
The context of that article sounds like some shitty movie with some horrible actor like Rob Schneider in the lead.

Tuukka
08-08-2005, 02:54 PM
Man-woman couples have been doing this for ages, so I don't see what the fuss is all about.

If some people, hetero or gay, want to marry because of tax benefits, they have all the right in the world to do it. Nothing new under the sun.

I wonder if tomorrow it's gonna be in news that is there was rain in England.

The Postmaster General
08-10-2005, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Tuukka
Man-woman couples have been doing this for ages, so I don't see what the fuss is all about.


Man/Woman, Man/Man, Woman/Man --- all of them are just fuel for the "taking away the sanctimony of marriage" debate, and a good lot of jerk-offs IMO. It's like converting to Judiasm just so you can celebrate Chanukah. Sure, they have the right, but they also have the right to stick their dicks in the hollowed out trunk of a tree -- doesn't mean they are cool people.