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thedudeman69
08-08-2005, 12:16 AM
MALIBU, Calif. - A photographer was shot in the leg with a BB gun outside a home where he believed
Britney Spears was attending a bridal shower, authorities said.

It was unclear who fired the BB as the photographer was staking out the event at the Malibu home Saturday evening, sheriff's Lt. Steve Smith said. He said firefighters bandaged the man's leg and he went to a hospital.

"It could've been somebody driving by, walking by, we have no idea where it came from," Smith said.

The photographer, identified as Brad Diaz, was about 200 yards from the home outside the home's long driveway when he was hit, Smith said. He was one of about 10 photographers standing in the street.

Smith originally said the home belonged to Spears, but said deputies later learned that it belonged to someone else and that Spears is a frequent guest. He did not identify the owner.

A message left with Spears' publicist was not immediately returned Saturday night.

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God, this is so funny that it is stupid. Maybe it was Kevin and his redneck buddies celebrating Dukes Of Hazzard being released.

A.J. Hakari
08-08-2005, 12:35 AM
My bet's on Paris Hilton being the shooter.

"How about some more pictures of ME, bitch!" *cocks gun*

Madhatter
08-08-2005, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
My bet's on Paris Hilton being the shooter.

"How about some more pictures of ME, bitch!" *cocks gun*

I would have to dissagree the back and too the left motion oviously points out that the shot came had to come from the grass knoll, who was their who knows?

BorderEevilIII
08-08-2005, 02:09 AM
Following suspects Not available for comment

http://ww.grudge-match.com/Images/dirtyharry.jpg
well the PUNK was jus lucky this time!

http://www.bluegoomba.com/reviews/bebop1_spike.jpg
what?!?!? no bounty tag on that guy?!?! Sheesh!! what am I doin in this lineup!

http://www.toonopedia.com/yosemite.jpg
Dag nabbit the critter got away!

http://www.bettsiv.com/gif/marvin=martian.gif
what am I doing in this lineup! You're makin me VERY ANGRY!!! veeeery ANGRY!

Buck Turgidson
08-08-2005, 08:08 PM
It was Federline. The guy was getting too close to his still.

donna542004
08-08-2005, 10:25 PM
I knew this thread would be a fun thread. :D
Donna A.

someguy
08-09-2005, 10:58 PM
UPDATE: God May Be Considered Prime Suspect In Paparazzi Shooting

August 9th, 2005

The recent shooting of photographer Brad Diaz while taking photos at the house of Britney Spears may have a twist of divine intervention in this ongoing investigation.

Sources say that it was indeed the Lord himself that shot Diaz with a BB gun in the leg. When we asked our source why he believes that God would shoot the reporter, they responded "That guy is sending out a message to all them reporters that God doesn't want any more Spears coverage."

When we contacted Lt. Steve Smith about the claims, he responded with saying that "It's completely wrong, but I can see God doing that." Britney Spears publicist stated on the new suspect that "God was simply protecting the wonders of Britney Spears and her unborn child from camera flash." The police have given no further comment on any questions about if their investigation will include looking into the possibility of God as a suspect.

When reporters asked the Saviour for comment, a very angered God stated "What the fuck are you going on about, I'm God. I don't need no fucking BB gun, I can smite them any fucking second!"

Developing...

donna542004
08-09-2005, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by someguy


That was way to funny! :D
This and picture quotes are great reads!
Donna A.

thedudeman69
08-09-2005, 11:30 PM
Geez, that fucking had nothing do with this story.

someguy
08-09-2005, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by thedudeman69
Geez, that fucking had nothing do with this story.

Britney Spears, serious business