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jackson13
08-20-2005, 03:58 PM
Dear God, Lohan, what the fuck have you done to yourself?!
http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/08/collegehumor.1601298.451xAUTO.jpg
Backstabba
08-20-2005, 04:34 PM
Dear god,
Lindsay.....
.....DONT TURN OUT LIKE COURTNEY LOVE!
Its like a celebrity version of "Requiem For a dream"...I mean...Christ!
LoomisFan
08-20-2005, 07:58 PM
Holy FUCK.
ComeNightfall
08-20-2005, 08:09 PM
Congratulations Lindsay, you've managed to age from 18 to 48.
Buck Turgidson
08-20-2005, 08:15 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
MacReady
08-20-2005, 10:01 PM
Man, she went from "that young woman in the bathtub" from The Shining to "that old lade from the bathtub" from The Shining in amazing speeds.
Rufus
08-20-2005, 10:17 PM
i wonder what book she's reading.
Buck Turgidson
08-20-2005, 10:27 PM
Flush Your Promising Career Down the Shitter In 5 Easy Steps!
Chapter 1: "Why, yes, Nicole. I'd love a few lines of toot!"
BorderEevilIII
08-20-2005, 10:31 PM
maybe she is goin thru some fukkd up Greta Garbo phase
I ALREADY see a bio movie unfolding coming together in 2 YEARS tops.
Mentiroso
08-20-2005, 11:02 PM
I am going to be honest and say I would still hit it. Not because she is hot (too skinny for me) but because she is famous and I would bang anyone famous including Rosie Odonnell, Roseanne Barr, and Ed McMahon. I have always had this opinion. I want to have sex with one actual famous person before I die and if it has to be the mother from What's eating Gilbert Grape, well damint, I am going to step up to the plate and take a swing at it.
SkyNet
08-20-2005, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Mentiroso
I am going to be honest and say I would still hit it. Not because she is hot (too skinny for me) but because she is famous and I would bang anyone famous including Rosie Odonnell, Roseanne Barr, and Ed McMahon. I have always had this opinion. I want to have sex with one actual famous person before I die and if it has to be the mother from What's eating Gilbert Grape, well damint, I am going to step up to the plate and take a swing at it.
quite possibly the funniest post i have ever read on these boards!
as for the picture... ya it is disturbing how she has gone from incredibly hot to disturbingly nasty!
bluesbrother965
08-21-2005, 01:49 PM
:eek: Whoa.
Cronos
08-21-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by bluesbrother965
:eek: Whoa.
ditto on that
SweetEnLow
08-21-2005, 02:57 PM
Holy. I thought that was Sharon Stone.
HeavyFknMetal
08-21-2005, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Mentiroso
I am going to be honest and say I would still hit it. Not because she is hot (too skinny for me) but because she is famous and I would bang anyone famous including Rosie Odonnell, Roseanne Barr, and Ed McMahon. I have always had this opinion. I want to have sex with one actual famous person before I die and if it has to be the mother from What's eating Gilbert Grape, well damint, I am going to step up to the plate and take a swing at it.
I'm not so sure that the fat lady from Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, can be considered famous. Hell, she might even be dead. But I ask you this, what about Pauly Shore? Would you do Pauly Shore.
Mentiroso
08-21-2005, 03:58 PM
Sure why not? Although I would have to go gay I would do it. I mean how cool would you be if you could tell this story:
"Hey, you remember that guy from In the Amry Now? No not David Allen Grier. No, not Andy Dick, you know he was in Encino Man, no not Brendan Frasier and no not Sean Astin. Come on, you know he was in Jury Duty, NO not Stanley Tucci. Yeah, Pauley Shore thats him. Well I made sweet love to him once. That is the highlight of my life"
HeavyFknMetal
08-21-2005, 03:59 PM
How bout the dog from Full House? Comet I believe his name was. Would you do Comet?
Mentiroso
08-21-2005, 04:12 PM
Animals do not count. I mean there were what, 10 Lassies? So yeah if I slept with one of them who cares, I would have to sleep with all 10 to make it worth my time.
Frank the Tank
08-21-2005, 07:52 PM
I never thought that Lohan was as hawt as many other schmoes, but good lord she looks horrendous now.
Addi88
08-21-2005, 09:59 PM
Mentiroso, moment of truth.
Don Vito. Would you?
;)
http://www.ultimatejackass.com/gallery/albums/vivaseason1bonus/vivaseason1bonus_122.jpg
Mentiroso
08-21-2005, 10:05 PM
I'd hit it hard enough to fix that creepy eye of his.
HeavyFknMetal
08-21-2005, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Addi88
Mentiroso, moment of truth.
Don Vito. Would you?
;)
http://www.ultimatejackass.com/gallery/albums/vivaseason1bonus/vivaseason1bonus_122.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Originally posted by Rufus
i wonder what book she's reading.
"The South Beach Diet"?
APzombie
08-21-2005, 10:43 PM
Woa, talk about coke head?!?!?
http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/05/collegehumor.156819.451xAUTO.jpg
Get some help girl, you look older than my grandma.
outsyder
08-21-2005, 10:54 PM
But where did the magnificent boobies go?:(
HeavyFknMetal
08-21-2005, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by outsyder
But where did the magnificent boobies go?:(
she sold them.........for drugs
Mentiroso
08-21-2005, 11:07 PM
Well I guess that proves that they were real. I always wondered if they were fake but usually when losing weight, the boobs are the first to go =(
thedudeman69
08-21-2005, 11:51 PM
Does she have cancer or something?
echo_bravo
08-22-2005, 11:06 AM
Funniest thread I have read in awhile
Major props to Mentiroso, hilarious stuff!!!
RustyRazor
08-22-2005, 11:08 AM
It's just another case of trailer park trash getting ready to burn.
I hope Herbie backs over her untalented ass several times before speeding off into the sunset.
thedudeman69
08-22-2005, 02:05 PM
http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/08/collegehumor.1601298.451xAUTO.jpg
Hmm, baconnnnnnnn.
The Postmaster General
08-22-2005, 04:43 PM
What makes everyone so sure that is her?
I know she's lost weight, but even when I see her now, she still looks like herself. I've seen pictures where she's holding her tits together, next to ones with her arms spread back, and comments asking where her boobs are. :rolleyes:
Don't get me wrong, I'm not doubting the photo-jounalitic skills of collegehumor.com --- I'm just wondering if it's substantiated that this is her, because in the face, I don't see it, and the hairline doens't make me any more convinced.
HeavyFknMetal
08-22-2005, 09:29 PM
it is i've seen the pics on other sites and read an interview of hers stating that shes lost all the weight because of her "depression" that shes going through while her parents are in the middle of a divorce. I dont know why I know this much, and I think I've lost a little self respect because I do know this much. Anyway the pics are a little outdated I believe and as far as I know shes starting to look more like normal. Hopefully her boobs come back or I'm gonna send her an angry letter.
Funk-Monkey
08-22-2005, 09:31 PM
dont look like her....
Mentiroso
08-22-2005, 10:24 PM
Sadly it is her. Most noticeable are her freckled shoulders. I have seen more photos from this set and it is 100% her. Not photoshopped or anything. Just genuinely the new look she has going for her. Add a few flies and Sally Struthers and you have yourself a Feed the Children commercial.
Buck Turgidson
08-23-2005, 01:21 AM
^ Okay, that was even funnier than the Sex With Someone Famous bit :D
Khrys
08-25-2005, 09:41 AM
Well. Never really liked her.
Addi88
08-25-2005, 12:02 PM
Mentiroso, it's that time again.
Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys?
http://www.showcase.ca/trailerparkboys/images/about/cast/lahey_b.jpg
KillerKlown
08-30-2005, 08:34 AM
Ewww! She looks like Bridgette Nielsen in that pic
Frank the Tank
09-01-2005, 05:46 PM
It looks like Hilary Duff is trying to follow in Lindsay's footsteps
http://www.laineygossip.com/pics/hilary%20miami%20aug05.jpg
thedudeman69
09-01-2005, 06:16 PM
I have noticed that her face looks like a horse.
Mentiroso
09-01-2005, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Frank the Tank
It looks like Hilary Duff is trying to follow in Lindsay's footsteps
http://www.laineygossip.com/pics/hilary%20miami%20aug05.jpg
"I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"
Professor_White
09-02-2005, 11:59 AM
Man, what is this...the year of the crack head. Hell, if I don't want to see the local crack head for free then why the hell would I pay to see one on the big screen.What a waste...shocking.
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