Tom Cruise is all set and ready to marry Katie Holmes...

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish



CRUISE SET FOR 'ARABIAN NIGHTS'-STYLE WEDDING


Tom Cruise reportedly will splash out millions of dollars on an "Arabian Knights"-themed wedding when he marries fiancee Katie Holmes.
The 43-year-old actor wants to wed the former "Dawson's Creek" actress in Mexico's Maroma resort after witnessing a $1 million ceremony there earlier this year where 300 barefooted guests partied in a castle decorated like a temple.

A source tells British newspaper the Sunday Mirror, "Tom was really annoyed that he couldn't have the presidential suite when he was on holiday with Katie in May.

"But it didn't stop him from taking a good look at the wedding that was going on.

"He was bowled over by what he saw. He got his people to call the wedding planner (Kevin Lemon) and they said, 'Can you make it identical but with millions of flowers?'

"Kevin was really excited about planning such a massive wedding, especially as Tom's people said that he could have a blank check."

[Buck Turgidson]

"When I count to five and snap my fingers, you will awake refreshed, with no conscious memory of any of this. You will also have an insatiable desire for 4 foot tall guys with teeny weenies and a giant tooth in the middle of their upper row. Five...four..."

[C-Desecration-]

". . . who are also successful and adore you. Three, two. . ."
:rolleyes:

Come on, it's a wedding. There's nothing odd about this bit of news. No big ol scary scientology, Cruise answering a question about his personal beliefs when asked (that bastard!), or Holmes repeating how much she loves this guy.
In fact, these two have been awful quite lately. So maybe they were telling the world about their love because, now hold it, the publicity machine asked and the media demanded. Now that that's over and done with, it's hush-hush.

All's well that ends well, unless I'm wrong and Holmes ends up buried in Cruise's secret garden.

[RustyRazor]

I put the same shelf life for your standard gallon of milk on that marriage.
They came together as a publicity stunt for their prospective movies and as a "Hollywood couple", this just fits.

It makes me ill, but it fits.

I used to like Cruise until he started telling depressed people that they should live in shame for seeking medicine for help...and HE is the one who needs the medicine!

I never liked Holmes, she's like every other B actress in Hollywood but she really can't act! All that seperates her from the others is the fact that she's marrying "the Shnoz".

(When Oprah asked her how she met Cruise, she couldn't remember.)
NOW THERE IS THE LOVE!

What bullshit.

[James Logan]

Well, I hope they're happy.

If only because if they are, we'll stop fucking talking about them.

[Mr-Blonde]

If they get married in the church of Scientology, are the inner alien beings that reside in all of us also considered to be witnesses to the event?

That would be a hard wedding to cater. WTF do aliens eat? (besides the Scientoligists' money and free wills that is)

:o

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by C-Desecration-
". . . who are also successful and adore you. Three, two. . ."
:rolleyes:

"...and wants you to have surgery to implant a penis...one." *SNAP*

I could go the rest of my life happily and never hear another peep from this twit. So...here's hoping you're right.

[bluesbrother965]

Originally posted by James Logan
Well, I hope they're happy.

If only because if they are, we'll stop fucking talking about them.

They seemed awful happy in June/July, and no one was talking about them then...

[coolbeans]

They're so annoying..that's all i have to say.

[jeo4]

Originally posted by James Logan
Well, I hope they're happy.

If only because if they are, we'll stop fucking talking about them.

But see, that's the kicker...we won't have the opportunity stop hearing about them...because they won't go away. Why? Because they are the new scientology poster couple. This wedding is about as fraudulent as Cruise's alleged masculinity. I wouldn't doubt that the church arranged this engagement and subsequent farce of a marriage to improve their image, such as it is.

Let him keep talking like he's Pappa Smurf, expert on everything, and both he and his new pet Barbie doll will continue to make assinine statements about "pseudo-science" (which fits his so-called religion better than psychology) and the dangers of anti-depressants.

[James Logan]

Originally posted by bluesbrother965
They seemed awful happy in June/July, and no one was talking about them then...

Happy's all good and cute for the first few weeks. It makes stories. But you can't milk "happy couple" stories for three, four years.

As for the Scientology poster couple thing...I haven't read a single Tom Cruise interview in my life where Scientology wasn't mentioned. Married to Nicole Kidman, single, or dating Katie Holmes. Maybe it's just French journalists -- but the Scientology thing isn't exactly a huge change from his usual behavior.