Forget Paris

[RustyRazor]

Paris Hilton & Paris Latsis aren't getting married.

Okay, here I go.

This bitch has plagued us over the last few years with bullshit like:

The Simple Life
House of Wax
A dozen commercials with her scantilly clad, selling fast food.

Can this be it? Can I not hear about her and her whorish exploits for awhile?

Why can't she disappear like so many other "fifteen minute-teers" like herself?! Can I plead to the gods of the entertainment industry?

Talk about Brangelina!
Talk about Ashdemi
You can even praddle on about TomKat!

Send this talentless, uninteresting, hoe bag with the dead eyes back to designing clothes that no standard income woman can afford!

Sometimes if you pray hard enough for something, it actually happens.

[bigred760]

This is, by far, the best rant ever to appear on this board.

[Mr-Blonde]

My question is who the fuck is actually a fan of this chick? Where is the public demand that mandates we know every detail of her life? Maybe be the tweenage crowd or something because everyone I know slags Paris Hilton mercilessly.

[Sir.Lancelot]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Paris Hilton & Paris Latsis aren't getting married.

Okay, here I go.

This bitch has plagued us over the last few years with bullshit like:

The Simple Life
House of Wax
A dozen commercials with her scantilly clad, selling fast food.

Can this be it? Can I not hear about her and her whorish exploits for awhile?

Why can't she disappear like so many other "fifteen minute-teers" like herself?! Can I plead to the gods of the entertainment industry?

Talk about Brangelina!
Talk about Ashdemi
You can even praddle on about TomKat!

Send this talentless, uninteresting, hoe bag with the dead eyes back to designing clothes that no standard income woman can afford!

Sometimes if you pray hard enough for something, it actually happens.


*Raises hands up in agreement*

I am so sick of her, why can't she be like her sister and stay out of the public eye, ever since she's gotten that 'Queer eye' make-over from dirty blonde to golden and baby-blue contacts this bitch thinks she's the queen of the world. Why does the media brag about her like we're suppose to fawn over her like she's a God? Who is she? Some little trust fund baby who wants to prove she's more than just a rich girl. Why does that story sound so familiar. Why can't Paris take her daddy's money and just leave it at that?

[eljefe15]

Damn you Razor! Here I thought you started a thread in praise of the amazingly hilarious romantic comedy Forget Paris starring the studly Billy Crystal, the luscious Debra Winger and the unstoppable force that is Joe Montegna, and instead you're talking about this wanton of a human being.

I give her one thing, though. How she can be so mega-rich and still be trailor trash is amazing to me. :D

Here is a link to something that is extremely funny. To me, at least. (if you are under 18 years of age, do not click on this link) :( Sorry...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65603

Classy, huh?

Peace...

[EVILxxx]

Park.http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/sp812_Stupid_Spoiled_Whore_Video_Playset.jpg

God bless South Park.

[AceD]

Honestly? I want her to stick around.

Not because she's hot (she's not.)

Not because she's talented (obviously).

The reason?

The longer she sticks around, the longer Conan O'Brien can make hilarious, offensive, see-it-from-a-mile-away jokes about her in his opening monologue. I love that man!

[cerealkiller182]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
My question is who the fuck is actually a fan of this chick? Where is the public demand that mandates we know every detail of her life? Maybe be the tweenage crowd or something because everyone I know slags Paris Hilton mercilessly.

I;ve met a few. Somehow they made it to college. The worst thing is they act just like her and talk about her like shes awesome. But the way they say things is so stupid.
"I wish I could be famous for nothing"
"Wouldn't be cool to do all these things for no reason."
They sound like insults but they mean what they say.

I tick them off all the time.
"Must be great to be known for being a whore."
They hate that

[filmaftermath]

Haha, I bet you guys will be first in line to pick up her CD in December.

[ChemicalRomance]

The thing that boiled my head into oblivion was when she said she was thinking about "retiring" soon.

...........

RETIRING FROM WHAT?

[RustyRazor]

Maybe she's looking into celibacy. You know it's...



HA HA HA HA HA HA,,,OH MY G...OH MY!

Sorry, I tried to be serious, but come on.
Paris Hilton?
Fewer men have visited the actual city of Paris than the battalions of dudes that have tagged those gilded britches!

Gotta be good at something, right?

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by eljefe15
Damn you Razor! Here I thought you started a thread in praise of the amazingly hilarious romantic comedy Forget Paris starring the studly Billy Crystal, the luscious Debra Winger and the unstoppable force that is Joe Montegna, and instead you're talking about this wanton of a human being.

I give her one thing, though. How she can be so mega-rich and still be trailor trash is amazing to me. :D

Here is a link to something that is extremely funny. To me, at least. (if you are under 18 years of age, do not click on this link) :( Sorry...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65603

Classy, huh?

Peace...

I laughed out loud at that shit, fuckin hilarious! :D

[eljefe15]

"Always like to keep my audience riveted!" I'm glad someone finally caught my sarcasm, 'cause I was laying it on pretty thick. :D

Peace...

[ChemicalRomance]

Anyone seen that picture of Paris Hilton playing the lotto?

It made me quite mad.

[screamer581]

Mantegna rules.

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
My question is who the fuck is actually a fan of this chick? Where is the public demand that mandates we know every detail of her life? Maybe be the tweenage crowd or something because everyone I know slags Paris Hilton mercilessly.


I'm not a fan (although I thought she gave a perfectly ok, adequate performance in House of Wax) but I don't get the intense loathing of her either.

And I'm not talking about disliking her but the fact that so many people are nasty about it. As if she actually murdered a loved one of theirs. Or something.

[Luv_my_Movies]

lol then i when i read the topic head i thought u were talking about 'for get paris' the movie
http://atlanticdvd.com.au/product_images/large/Forget_paris.jpg

[eljefe15]

Originally posted by screamer581
Mantegna rules.

Dude, I was kidding. :D

Peace...

[ilovemovies]

It's probably a good thing it's not about that movie since that movie is better to be forgotten!

[ralph_wiggum]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
It's probably a good thing it's not about that movie since that movie is better to be forgotten!

as is the couple!

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by ralph_wiggum
as is the couple!

Meh. I couldn't care less either way.

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by ChemicalRomance
The thing that boiled my head into oblivion was when she said she was thinking about "retiring" soon.

...........

RETIRING FROM WHAT?



Existence.


Well, I can dream, can't I? :D

[< a c e >]

I know i'm fightin' a lone battle but COME ON!

Firstly, i'd like to make somethin' very clear-i am not a fan of her's. I think she's hot sometimes but otherwise, she aint the best thing to happen to this world.

But let's jus' leave it alone man! I mean u guys hate Britney,Jessica,Lindsay,Hillary,Paris,Nicole...etc etc.What do u like?
But ofcourse all of us will agree that most of the people mentioned above are hot.
anywayz,Jus' learn to live with it.

Who cares if she's all over the world.change the channels,skip the hoardings, turn off the radio or jus close ur eyes and sleep!

[RustyRazor]

Speaking on my own behalf, the laundry list of names that you mentioned all have different reasons to draw my personal disgust, but because we're in this rant, I'll put it like this.

When someone is put into a high stature in our society because of WHO their parents are, I have a problem with that.
The media is all over this cunt because they're looking for an exposed nipple or for her to do something stupid or whorish. Is nothing else MORE PREVALENT going on in the entertainment industry?

She's pretty - check
Her parents are paid so she's paid - check
She's a F**KING WHORE that's been caught on a wide selling video tape PROVING THAT SHE'S A WASTE OF YEAST INFECTED SKIN!
I bust my ass every day, as I'm sure every other Schmoe on this site does to earn a paycheck and THIS TWAT gets a stupid F**KING reality show to display why she's wasting the precious air that we all breathe?!

I am a man that believes in "live and let live" but every time I open my f**king eyes, this gash is somewhere flaunting her idiocy and making me want to hurl even more!

WHY should I close my eyes and sleep?
TV and movies are mediums that I enjoy, one of the only things left that (to some degree) haven't been tainted, but not if Paris Hilton has anything to say about it!

Paris Hilton lovers, listen up!

You have the right to love this woman JUST LIKE I have the right to want to crack her in the back of her knees with a Louisville Slugger!

(This rant in no way suggests violence towards women. RustyRazor is a staunch advocate of loving women and holds them in the highest regard. You go girl.)

You know when I'll get over it? When she finally wakes up realizes like several of these other heirs to forturnes don't need to be in the public eye. They just shut the f**k up.

Thank you.

[< a c e >]

ok.first of all, i dono if its cuz i'm watchin too much of family guy, but u sound, or rather seem a lot like stewie dude.
In my book, thats a compliment. :)

Secondly, yeah. all of us do work hard.I realize what you're tryin' to say.

Now...I have to ask you sumthin-->don't you ever get entertained by the girl? I mean... think bout it...She can be really fukkin dumb sumtimes. Don't you feel like laughin' at her? Or do you hate her way too much to be entertained by her?


Anywayz, it's just all about the math rusty.

Media sells stuff that they believe we would wanna see--->if it fails, they change it.

I guess Paris has had an unusually long runtime in the media.
A lot of people probably love/hate her,that's irrelevant.What's important is that a lot of people wanna know what she's doin'...err...which is actually nothin'.
Let me rephrase, a lot of people wanna know whom she's doin'...and also how she spends her money.

Besides, it's not her fault that she was born to her dad.

I know its pissin off dude. But from the looks of it...you're gonna have to find new ways to deal with it.

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Speaking on my own behalf, the laundry list of names that you mentioned all have different reasons to draw my personal disgust, but because we're in this rant, I'll put it like this.

When someone is put into a high stature in our society because of WHO their parents are, I have a problem with that.
The media is all over this cunt because they're looking for an exposed nipple or for her to do something stupid or whorish. Is nothing else MORE PREVALENT going on in the entertainment industry?

She's pretty - check
Her parents are paid so she's paid - check
She's a F**KING WHORE that's been caught on a wide selling video tape PROVING THAT SHE'S A WASTE OF YEAST INFECTED SKIN!
I bust my ass every day, as I'm sure every other Schmoe on this site does to earn a paycheck and THIS TWAT gets a stupid F**KING reality show to display why she's wasting the precious air that we all breathe?!

I am a man that believes in "live and let live" but every time I open my f**king eyes, this gash is somewhere flaunting her idiocy and making me want to hurl even more!

WHY should I close my eyes and sleep?
TV and movies are mediums that I enjoy, one of the only things left that (to some degree) haven't been tainted, but not if Paris Hilton has anything to say about it!

Paris Hilton lovers, listen up!

You have the right to love this woman JUST LIKE I have the right to want to crack her in the back of her knees with a Louisville Slugger!

(This rant in no way suggests violence towards women. RustyRazor is a staunch advocate of loving women and holds them in the highest regard. You go girl.)

You know when I'll get over it? When she finally wakes up realizes like several of these other heirs to forturnes don't need to be in the public eye. They just shut the f**k up.

Thank you.

No offense, but this attitude kinda irks me. You are totally blaming the wrong person. You should be blaming the media for hyping her up and for American for buying into the hype. Can you blame her taking advantage of being in the limelight? Are you telling me that you honestly wouldn't take advantage of it yourself?

[RustyRazor]

Why is it Nikki Hilton has a successful career but doesn't need to have a shitty television show OR need to expose herself in a fast food commercial OR have a sex tape of herself floating around?

Answer?

Because Nikki Hilton isn't a silly whore. (If she is, she doesn't let it get out.)

As I previously mentioned, I DO blame the media for putting her into the limelight and CONTINUING to do so.

This doesn't excuse the face ot what she is.

But in short, < a c e> and ilovemovies, these are just my opinions.
They aren't facts.
If I'm an asshole for my opinions, then that's me.
I don't find Paris Hilton entertaining. I find her to be pitiful. Yes. And looking at her not only makes me sadder that our society reveres people like her.

Don't want to start a "thing", just need to "RANT, RANT, RANT".
Get it?

[moose1132]

If I never saw that walking STD on TV or her picture somewhere again, it'd be too soon. It just sickens me. I'm so happy that Simple Life got cancelled (if it really did).

[Ki'esha Foxx]

I hate Paris as much as the next person, but I don't think she's as stupid as she appears. The more times her name is in print or her face (or ass) is shown on screen, her net worth goes up. I believe she uses the dumb blonde routine to keep getting publicity and more money. Remember when she stole copies of a magazine from a stand because she was on the cover? She got more pbulicity, therefore more money. Marilyn Monroe used the dumb blonde tactic in most of her movies, but she was actullay a very intelligent woman.

By the way, at least Miss Hilton isn't like Jessica "The Dumbass" Simpson. "I have an I.Q. of 169." Yeah, jellybeans. "I wanna be a country music singer. Yeehaw, y'all!" . . . . Shut the fuck up, idiot. Get some talent, or a donated brain from the local morgue. Your I.Q. will improve at least 150%. Trust me.