Backstabba
11-17-2005, 09:12 PM
I have alot to rant about, and its only in one post...(It'll be like a movie starring Gary Oldman, Edward Norton, Jessica Alba, Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, and loads of other A-Listers I promise)
Firstly...IMDB..yes, this had been done many times before but I am just so pissed off at the people at these boards..
1. I loved the movies "Snatch" and "Lock, stock"...So, I am particulary looking forward to "Revolver". I don't post on the IMDB boards for this movie, but I read, and it pisses me off. Any person who likes the movie at all is marked a "Richie Fanboy" and are called idiots. They like a movie so you have to call them stupid? Wow, fucking mature. Also when you keep giving the movie a 0 on the ratings page to "Balence out the richie fan boys ratings"..Yeah, your fucking smart.
2. I love the film Magnolia. So I go on those boards to sometimes post theories and chat about the meaning of the movies critical scenes. But there is a member called "Magnolia_Sux". Everytime a interesting conversation is going on, or we're getting close to figuring something out, BAM! He comes on and tells us on how the movie is the shittiest movie ever made, a.."Abortion of filmaking" and "Worse than any Uwe Boll film"...And then, when I might try to defend the movie, some "Im so goddamn mature" bastard will get on the thread and say "why don't you respect his opinion?? Your all immature!" Hes not respecting OUR opinions, he is spitting on our opinions, wiping his ass with our opinions, so fuck you Mr. Mature, fuck you and your goddamn posts.
Then...ohhhh...lets get on with the "Teen Audience"
1. I am a teen, but I have been called "Mature" ( Not "Mature" as in above post, "Mature" as in I won't go "Ha! Farts! Hahaha! Penis! Haha!")So it sucks when your best friends think they need to act retarted. When I saw "Cry_wolf" my friends start screaming, talking, yelling, for no reason. I keep telling them to shut up because its fucking rude, but they laugh and call me a pussy (of course). I talked to one of my friends a week later and this came up. He says "You go to the movies to SEE the movies? No one goes to the movies to watch the movie! They go to talk to their friends and hang out!"...Im going to pay 10$ to annoy people during a movie? Fuck no, Im sorry I have respect for others, I must be retarted. (Another actual quote from him "Pfftt! I don't care about Hurricane Katrina! I wasn't there, why should I care?"...you can tell why I wanted to KILL HIM tight then and there).
2. Whats wrong with being a Movie Buff? I love movies. If a person loves Music, its all fine and dandy. But Iove movies so I have no life? I cannot go a goddamn day without hearing this atleast once.
Ok, now with selfest fucks.
1. I loan my dvds out to only close friends, and I USUALLY get them back. But theres always one time where a friend thinks it's goddamn hilarious to say "He has it" then another goes "No he has it!". But this doesn't piss me off as much as my little brother. He takes my dvds, loans out my DVDS to friends without asking first (He knows I'll say no..wow..thats a good reason for not asking) and if he takes my dvds for himself, he treats them like shit. SouthPark Season 1, lost the slip cover. The shining, he scratched it to hell. When I was the only person in my family with a PS2 I had a copy of "Reservoir Dogs" in the PS2, a hour later I come back into my room and he replaced it with "GTA 3". Which I had no problem with, but its kinda weird when I find my copy of Reservoir Dogs with no case under my bed that has no space under it, it was UNDER the bed. He basically THREW my dvd away and it went under my bed. He also had my copy of "Gladiator" and while he was skateboarding with his friends, he LEFTIT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...ARGH! I payed for this shit. I bought it, respect it for god sakes or I WILL UNLEASH SNAKES IN YOUT BED!
Store clerks
1. Short and sweet, I might not be old enough to buy this DVD or go into this movie, BUT DON'T RUB IT INTO MY FACE WHEN I ASK TO BUY/SEE A MOVIE! Goddamn.
Sterotypes
1. Damnit, I am a teen, but my favorite movie is not "The notebook".............
???
1. I swear to god if I see another movie with a white guy who thinks hes black I will kill George Bush with a spoon by hiding in his laundry, jumping out at the first second I hear his voice, and then jump up, and scoop his goddamn heart out. WIGGERS AREN'T FUNNY!
Firstly...IMDB..yes, this had been done many times before but I am just so pissed off at the people at these boards..
1. I loved the movies "Snatch" and "Lock, stock"...So, I am particulary looking forward to "Revolver". I don't post on the IMDB boards for this movie, but I read, and it pisses me off. Any person who likes the movie at all is marked a "Richie Fanboy" and are called idiots. They like a movie so you have to call them stupid? Wow, fucking mature. Also when you keep giving the movie a 0 on the ratings page to "Balence out the richie fan boys ratings"..Yeah, your fucking smart.
2. I love the film Magnolia. So I go on those boards to sometimes post theories and chat about the meaning of the movies critical scenes. But there is a member called "Magnolia_Sux". Everytime a interesting conversation is going on, or we're getting close to figuring something out, BAM! He comes on and tells us on how the movie is the shittiest movie ever made, a.."Abortion of filmaking" and "Worse than any Uwe Boll film"...And then, when I might try to defend the movie, some "Im so goddamn mature" bastard will get on the thread and say "why don't you respect his opinion?? Your all immature!" Hes not respecting OUR opinions, he is spitting on our opinions, wiping his ass with our opinions, so fuck you Mr. Mature, fuck you and your goddamn posts.
Then...ohhhh...lets get on with the "Teen Audience"
1. I am a teen, but I have been called "Mature" ( Not "Mature" as in above post, "Mature" as in I won't go "Ha! Farts! Hahaha! Penis! Haha!")So it sucks when your best friends think they need to act retarted. When I saw "Cry_wolf" my friends start screaming, talking, yelling, for no reason. I keep telling them to shut up because its fucking rude, but they laugh and call me a pussy (of course). I talked to one of my friends a week later and this came up. He says "You go to the movies to SEE the movies? No one goes to the movies to watch the movie! They go to talk to their friends and hang out!"...Im going to pay 10$ to annoy people during a movie? Fuck no, Im sorry I have respect for others, I must be retarted. (Another actual quote from him "Pfftt! I don't care about Hurricane Katrina! I wasn't there, why should I care?"...you can tell why I wanted to KILL HIM tight then and there).
2. Whats wrong with being a Movie Buff? I love movies. If a person loves Music, its all fine and dandy. But Iove movies so I have no life? I cannot go a goddamn day without hearing this atleast once.
Ok, now with selfest fucks.
1. I loan my dvds out to only close friends, and I USUALLY get them back. But theres always one time where a friend thinks it's goddamn hilarious to say "He has it" then another goes "No he has it!". But this doesn't piss me off as much as my little brother. He takes my dvds, loans out my DVDS to friends without asking first (He knows I'll say no..wow..thats a good reason for not asking) and if he takes my dvds for himself, he treats them like shit. SouthPark Season 1, lost the slip cover. The shining, he scratched it to hell. When I was the only person in my family with a PS2 I had a copy of "Reservoir Dogs" in the PS2, a hour later I come back into my room and he replaced it with "GTA 3". Which I had no problem with, but its kinda weird when I find my copy of Reservoir Dogs with no case under my bed that has no space under it, it was UNDER the bed. He basically THREW my dvd away and it went under my bed. He also had my copy of "Gladiator" and while he was skateboarding with his friends, he LEFTIT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...ARGH! I payed for this shit. I bought it, respect it for god sakes or I WILL UNLEASH SNAKES IN YOUT BED!
Store clerks
1. Short and sweet, I might not be old enough to buy this DVD or go into this movie, BUT DON'T RUB IT INTO MY FACE WHEN I ASK TO BUY/SEE A MOVIE! Goddamn.
Sterotypes
1. Damnit, I am a teen, but my favorite movie is not "The notebook".............
???
1. I swear to god if I see another movie with a white guy who thinks hes black I will kill George Bush with a spoon by hiding in his laundry, jumping out at the first second I hear his voice, and then jump up, and scoop his goddamn heart out. WIGGERS AREN'T FUNNY!