If you can't think of anything interesting to rant about, don't rant.

[TrippingBalls]

The following rants have become tired and old:

Being pissed off at movie theatres
Everybody hates high ticket prices, high soda and snack prices, ringing cell-phones, and screaming babies. Except for people who don't really watch movies as a hobby, which counts for over 80% of the moviegoing audience. But anyways, it seems as though every other rant is about theatre chains. We get it, they're nazis. And trust me, there's nothing more I hate than babies. Not just screaming babies in a movie theatre, but babies in general.

American remakes of classic american horror movies.
Let me give you a big hint as to why film studios keep remaking classic horror movies: because you people go to see them. The film industry is a business. Business is about making money. If you find something that works as far as bringing in profit, you capitalize on it. And as long as these movies keep making a profit, they're going to keep making them. If quality, original horror films made a lot of money, we'd be seeing more of them. But people don't want those kinds of films, and the studios are only responding to people's needs, because that is how they make money. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake was more successful than Fraily, a superior film.

American remakes of classic jappanese horror films.
Same as above, and we all know that the American film industry is running out of ideas. People use the term "Americanize" as a negative term meaning basically remaking a foreign film and fucking it up. Unfortunately, many film fans believe that America is the only country in the world capable of putting out shitty films. Believe me when I say I would much rather watch an American porno than a Jappannese one. Good lord, much less creepier.

And the followings ones get old too:

Paris Hilton being a slut
Russel Crowe being an asshole
Tom Cruise being a crazy scientologist
Blockbuster rants
Warner Bros DVD case rants

They're getting about as old as a damn Buddweiser commercial.

Mr. Unfunny Buddweiser Commercial Guy!!

Hooray for you Mr. Unfunny Buddweiser Commercial Guy. The peak of your career consists of yelling witty little phrases into a mic in the back of a recording studio.

I have no comedic talent!!

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And your legacy will carry on through drunk college kids at frat parties trying to sound just like you.

I'm worshipped by idiots!!!

So crack open a nice cold Bud Light Mr. Unfunny Buddweiser Commercial Guy, because without you, we would have to wait for the Superbowl commercial for a new catchphrase that we think sounds funny.

Mr. Unfunny Buddweiser Commercial Guy!!!

[jackson13]

There is only one "D" in Budweiser chief.

Just F.Y.I.

[Draccoca]

you forgot the worse one of all "the rant about what other people rant about"

If you don't like the topic don't read it no one is holdin a gun to your head.

[jolanar]

*Slowly backs away and slips out of the room, unnoticed.*

[TrippingBalls]

Yes, I can expect people to say "so you're ranting about ranting? LOL"
Because we all know we've never seen that before.

[SpongeBod]

Originally posted by jackson13
There is only one "D" in Budweiser chief.

Just F.Y.I.
I don't know. I always enjoy a double "D" with my beer. :D

By the way, there is only one "P" and one "N' in Japanese sport. ;)

Why do you hate babies, Trip?
I thought only old bitter women, who's insides are rotton hated babies.

[Draccoca]

Originally posted by TrippingBalls
Yes, I can expect people to say "so you're ranting about ranting? LOL"
Because we all know we've never seen that before.

well seeing that your ranting about all the common rants I might as well be cliche and point out the obvious. (and if my spelling is off it's because my brain has shut down)

[Winston Wolfe]

Let's stick to RANTS about Hollywood and the industry in this forum, otherwise it will turn into schmoes bitching about what others post in the forums and that's a black hole that will never end... :)

Basically, if you don't like what certain others are posting, just don't read it.

Thanks for understanding.