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TrippingBalls
12-13-2005, 12:04 PM
If people can bitch about Brokeback Mountain for being a gay cowboy movie but still pay to see it anyways, then why can't I have my hot washed up chocolate on fat loud jellyroll action on screen like I've always wanted? It could be a sweeing epic romantic love story set in a warehouse in San Francisco with a 10-minute long Monster's Ball-style sex scene between the two that only artistically defines their love. This movie needs to be made.
jeo4
12-13-2005, 12:11 PM
Well, so much for lunch...
Lazy Boy
12-13-2005, 12:17 PM
Filth 'n flarth, indeed. Ugh.
Mr-Blonde
12-13-2005, 12:19 PM
I can just picture a romantic scene with Cosby tenderly feeding Rosie O'Donnell some Jello Pudding Pops.
Lazy Boy
12-13-2005, 12:29 PM
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/News/Jan05/bill_cosby_150x200.jpg

Bill Cosby imagining where those three fingers are gonna go...
TrippingBalls
12-13-2005, 12:40 PM
And since they had to get Master of Hulk and Flying Asians director Ang Lee to do Brokeback Mountain, I request that they get Tony the Tiger to direct this feature.
RustyRazor
12-13-2005, 02:25 PM
Trip, you are a sick little moo cow.:(
gorysnoopy
12-13-2005, 03:14 PM
That was the funniest thing I've read today.


Vomit-inducing,but funny as hell :)
someguy
12-13-2005, 03:36 PM
We can make it, I mean Rosie doesn't have to sign up since Bill can just rape her
TATU
12-13-2005, 03:43 PM
Rosie isn't into guys, is she?
jeo4
12-13-2005, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by TATU
Rosie isn't into guys, is she?

No, and Bill isn't, either.
BubbaStrangelove
12-13-2005, 04:44 PM
Actually, I think this was a deleted scene from LEONARD PART 6.
Joshmo
12-13-2005, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by TATU
Rosie isn't into guys, is she?

No, but this is where the acting challenge comes into play.

Okay, Mr Lee...now that you made your gay cowboy flick, "Bareback Mounting"...can ya get to making movies that not only gay people can relate to? I aint a homophobe...I loved Cruising w/Pacino and eagerly await that on DVD, btw.
HeavyFknMetal
12-14-2005, 04:06 AM
*prays TrippingBalls never makes a movie ever*
BorderEevilIII
12-14-2005, 09:29 AM
why is the submitted in RANT?

More like Nomakesensesick but UGH.....

Rosie has been lacking movies lately and so has Mr. Cosby and pairing them together aint happening....;)
TheDeadWalk
12-14-2005, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
why is the submitted in RANT?

More like Nomakesensesick but UGH.....


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It is a rant. It is just what us mainlanders like to call 'satire'.


:cool: :) ;) :p :o :D
Trail_Blazer
12-14-2005, 06:10 PM
This is the one of the BEST threads I've read in a LONG time! :D
TrippingBalls
12-16-2005, 02:17 PM
The sex scene would have to feature Bill Cosby spreading jello pudding over Rosie O'Donnel's vagina and licking it off.
Raw Chili
12-16-2005, 05:20 PM
TrippingBalls unlike what HeavyFknMetal said I hope to god one day you make it in the movie industry.
Addi88
12-18-2005, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by TrippingBalls
The sex scene would have to feature Bill Cosby spreading jello pudding over Rosie O'Donnel's vagina and licking it off.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9189/tellmemore2fa.jpg
DRbeauty
12-18-2005, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by TrippingBalls
The sex scene would have to feature Bill Cosby spreading jello pudding over Rosie O'Donnel's vagina and licking it off.

Well I was going to make myself some belgian waffles on my brand new waffle maker. But now I'm dry heaving. Thanks asshole

:)
DRbeauty
12-18-2005, 01:55 PM
I just made my waffles and they were delicious. I have plenty more. Waffles for all!!
ComeNightfall
12-19-2005, 04:52 PM
I don't think even the porno industry would touch this one.
Dead Halloween
12-20-2005, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by TrippingBalls
The sex scene would have to feature Bill Cosby spreading jello pudding over Rosie O'Donnel's vagina and licking it off.

Rosie probably looks like Jello naked anyway....