TrippingBalls
12-30-2005, 04:34 PM
The fuck is up Babe. And what the fuck is up with the live-action remake of Charlotte's Web. Pigs don't need to be in movies, they need to be in my belly. Put Babe in the slaughterhouse along with all the other fuckers from Racing Stripes and Babe and you'll have a damn fine dinner to take home with you. Charlotte's Web is stupid. That damn spider has the genius ability to weave messages in his spider-webs, and he wastes his talent on a fuckin farm animal. If I was a spider like that I'd be out killing motherfuckers and then leaving demented messages in spider webs just to fuck with the FBI when they investigate the dead corpse in the morning.
-"Victim was injected with a deadly poison which rendered him immobile, and was then beaten to death with a candy cane."
-"My god, who would have done something like this?"
""Apparently the killer weaved together a spider web with the word 'sloth' in the middle. This is the third victim so far, the killer has left these kinds of messages at the site of all the crimes."
_"My God Joanne, we're dealing with one sick sonuvabtich."
It'd be like Seven, but with a spider instead of Kevin Spacey.
-"Victim was injected with a deadly poison which rendered him immobile, and was then beaten to death with a candy cane."
-"My god, who would have done something like this?"
""Apparently the killer weaved together a spider web with the word 'sloth' in the middle. This is the third victim so far, the killer has left these kinds of messages at the site of all the crimes."
_"My God Joanne, we're dealing with one sick sonuvabtich."
It'd be like Seven, but with a spider instead of Kevin Spacey.