The Absolute Worst Film Of The Year.

[SpacePuppet]

Well, ths is the last day of 2005, what was the biggest pile of shit you sat through? For me, it would have to be a tie between Alone In The Dark, and Son Of The Mask.

Fantastic Four isn't too far behind though.

[Lazy Boy]

It's an absolute dead heat between Alone in the Dark and 9 Songs. Thankfully, I only rented them off of Netflix. Imagined the pain of having to pay to see it in a theater.

[Gian-Sergio]

The Dukes Of Hazzard

[ChemicalRomance]

Haven't had the displeasure of seeing any of the pieces shit mentioned but some of them are on my Netflix queue. Especially ALONE IN THE DARK, for believe it or not, I have yet to see a Uwe Boll movie haha.

I want to know exactly what to shit talk about dammit!

[Rated R]

Same with me, I haven't seen a lot of garbage. The worst film I have seen...probably High Tension if you count it as a 2005 film as I would rate it 2/10. If you don't count that...well, I'd say either The Jacket or Hostage.

In all honesty, I was pleasantly surprised by Fantastic Four...it wasn't great, had some hokey dialogue but it knew what kind of film it was and didn't take itself too seriously. I had a fun time with it and would probably give it a 7/10.

[The Other]

Hide and Seek, followed closely by Fantastic Four...

[Sigur509]

I dont get all the fuss over Fantastic Four, It was no Batman Begins, but it was better than Daredevil. I enjoyed it a lot.

As for worst, even though I've only seen parts of The Dukes Of Hazzard, I see it being on my list.

[AngelDust06]

I would have to say....
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followed by:
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http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/stealth/stealth_bigearly.jpg
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[the_sneaker]

Worst Movie of 2005:

Fantastic Four

Followed Closely By:

White Noise
Bewitched
The Dukes of Hazzard
The Transporter 2
The Constant Gardner
The Lord of War
Doom

[TylerDurden182]

Alone in the Dark

[blk_flower]

I haven't seen any really bad films this year from what I can think of but if I had to say a title I'd say
WOLF CREEK- I am really getting pissed at this type of films, I'm finding them pointless, with the exception of saw and saw 2 because I really got into the stories, wolf creek doesn't work for me.

oh wait

MR AND MRS SMITH
I hate those 2 actors.

[ilovemovies]

Alone in the Dark is certainly the worst movie of the year that I've seen.

Also pretty bad:

The Aristocrats
Lords of Dogtown


And the rest of my bottom 10:

The Devil's Rejects
High Tension
Corpse Bride
Chicken Little
The Fog
Transporter 2
Monster in Law

[thedudeman69]

Hide and Seek
White Noise
Madagascar

[Backstabba]

Son Of The Mask, Cursed, The Pacifier...

....while I was watching these, I felt like taking a pencil, sticking it up my nose, and banging my head on a table, just so I could stop suffering....

[Sigur509]

Originally posted by Backstabba
The Pacifier...



My goodness, how could I forget this one. I was baked when I watched it, and I still did not find it either entertaining or funny.

[Tagia_Romero]

Cursed.

Thank GOD that Wes came through with Red Eye.

[Hannibal21]

A tie between Boogeyman and The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl (how the fuck could Rodriguez go from Sin City to this?????)

[jolanar]

Of the films I saw... The Brothers Grimm (4/10) was the worst.

[syxxpac]

If Uwe Boll's name was on it, chances are it should be set on fire and subsequently doused with holy water.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by syxxpac
If Uwe Boll's name was on it, chances are it should be set on fire and subsequently doused with holy water.

I could'nt agree more with you on that one. Why do they let that f#cker keep making movies when they're complete and utter shit.

[zeppelin]

Well, I don't go to see movies that I don't think I'll like, so I really haven't seen many movies this year that I didn't like. There were only two, in fact: Mr. and Mrs. Smith and War of the Worlds. And of the two, I'd say Mr. and Mrs. Smith was a bit worse.

[TylerDurden182]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
I could'nt agree more with you on that one. Why do they let that f#cker keep making movies when they're complete and utter shit.

Including Bloodrayne, Uwe Boll has a total of six movies coming out.

Dungeon Siege
Hunter- The Reckoning
Far Cry
Postal (With Gary Coleman in the lead) LOL!
Fear Effect


How does this no talent fucker keep getting all of these movies?

[Terror Australis]

For its xXx 2: The Next Level (1/5) (a.k.a. xXx 2: State of the Union).

[Cronos]

The Interpreter

[VincentPrice]

Of the 30 movies I've seen that were released this year, I'd have to go with Elektra, although The Revenge of The Sith is a close second.

[Clarkey07]

xXx 2
Son of the Mask
Yours, MIne and Ours
Cheaper By the Dozen 2
Underclassman

[Jessica3000]

Definately Boogeyman..4/10

The rest on the bottom of my list for '05 would be:

Monster-In-Law 5/10
Dark Water 5.5/10
Must Love Dogs 5.5/10

[Addi88]

5th worse: Elektra 2/10
4th worse: Alone in the Dark 1/10
3rd worse: The Cave 0.5/10
2nd worse: Son of the Mask 0/10

AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR IS.....

http://images.killermovies.com/w/theweddingdate/gallery/poster.jpg

0/10

(even though Son of the Mask and Wedding Date received the same grade, I loathed Wedding Date more.)

Shiity-ible Mentions:
Constantine
Cursed
Are We There Yet?
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
Bewitched

[A.J. Hakari]

The worst horror movie ever made and quite possibly the worst fucking movie ever made, DARK HARVEST 2: THE MAIZE.

[Bourne101]

No movie is released in 2005 is worse than Boogeyman.

[robk]

My choices for worst film of 2005:

Revenge of the Sith
Boogeyman
The Devil's Rejects
Cursed
And the two films which tie for the worst film of the year:

Alone in the Dark and The Amityville Horror

[GoldenGhost]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/986918.jpg

:rolleyes:

[KillaMyers]

I'm gonna have to agree with Alone in the Dark 0.5/10 it's mind numbingly awful in almost every way, i say almost because there's that one really cool Matrix-like shot in the beginning when Slater shoots the bad guy through a big slab of ice.

Other horrible movies.......

Boogeyman-2/10
Fantastic Four-3/10
Doom-3/10
White Noise-1/10
The Cave-2/10
Cry Wolf-2/10
Wolf Creek-1/10
Batman Begins(ok not "horrible" per say,and it's much better then the last 2 sequels of the other Batman series, but for me it's a big dissapointment and extremely overrated)5/10
Hide & Seek-3/10
Amityville Horror-3/10

What sucks to me being such a huge horror fan is that the majority of the worst movies of the year that i watched were infact horror movies:(

[MidnightAngel]

Worst movie of 2005:Alone in the Dark
Way to go Uwe Boll!

[Squid Vicious]

Hide and Seek (2/10) was the worst movie I saw, followed by Fantastic Four (2/10), The Island (3/10) and Serenity (4/10). But as I've said before, I avoided movies like Alone in the Dark, The Dukes of Hazzard, Son of the Mask, Into the Blue, Cheaper by the Dozen 2, Bewitched, Wolf Creek, etc, because life is just too short. ;)

[AnnoyingQuestionAsker]

Am I the only one who absolutely hated A History of Violence? I know there were worse movies this year, but I was smart enough to avoid such classics like many of those mentioned earlier.

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by AnnoyingQuestionAsker
Am I the only one who absolutely hated A History of Violence?

Usually I would jump into my computer, come out of yours and KILL YOU...

...But im watching "The Fly 2"....so...yep...
;)

[ChemicalRomance]

Originally posted by AnnoyingQuestionAsker
Am I the only one who absolutely hated A History of Violence? I know there were worse movies this year, but I was smart enough to avoid such classics like many of those mentioned earlier.

You are NOT the only one.

[zombievictim]

I'm gonna have to say either Fantastic Four (0/10) or Fantastic Four (0/10)

[Jerk Shapiro]

Wolf motherfuckin' Creek

[Joshmo]

I havent seen all 2005 movies, but what I did see, and knowing whats still not on dvd of 05, my guess is they wont suck near as bad as what I have already viewed.

Absolute worst of 2005: Toolbox Murders: By Tobe Hooper

This is followed so close behind it could almost be a tie:

Alone in the Dark

Honorable shit mentions go to:

White Noise
Hide and Seek

[arto_j]

Fantastic Four

[VictimOfChanges]

Alone In The Dark

I knew it was gonna be the worst film of the year right when it was released last January.

Rubbish.

[CheekyShepherd]

White Noise

Waste of time pile of shit. Although I have not seen the following (nor do I wish to) which I'm guessing will be worse:

Bewitched
The Ducks of Hazzard
Fantastic Four
Just Friends
Monster-In-Law
Mr & Mrs Smith
Son Of The Mask
XXX2

[Joshmo]

Wow..just got done watching "Dirty Love" w/Jenny Mcarthy...and John Waters shitfest known as "A Dirty Shame" add these to the list of worst in 05

Somebody let me know when a truly outragious sex comedy for adults comes along. :o

[Addi88]

Originally posted by Joshmo
Somebody let me know when a truly outragious sex comedy for adults comes along. :o

cough40YEAROLDVIRGINcough

Also, I just saw The Cave and, suprisingly, it beat out Alone in the Dark for #3 on my bottom list. The first few scenes looked promising but it's a shit storm after that. Truly horrible.

The Cave: 0.5/10

[jeo4]

HIGH TENSION - what a complete piece of shit.

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by Jerk Shapiro
Wolf motherfuckin' Creek

DING DING!

[the_sneaker]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
A tie between Boogeyman and The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl (how the fuck could Rodriguez go from Sin City to this?????)

Oh dear God! I had no idea that Shark Boy and Lava Girl was even directed by Rodriguez. I mean, I did think that it was a very bad ripoff of Spy Kids (even though I haven't seen both of the aforementioned films). God, what the hell was he thinking. I have so much respect for Rodriguez, especially after I read "Rebel Without a Crew' but goddamn....this is just pathetic.

[blk_flower]

what about aeon fluex, that didn't look and sound to great I hate the way the world looked.

[jaymckee74]

are u people actually watching alone in the dark and the dukes of hazzard or just saying they are terrible based on reputation cause i find it hard to believe anyone would voluntarily watch either of them...anywho i'd have to say mindhunters was the worst of the year

[wallebe10]

Alone in the Dark
Are We There Yet?
White Noise
Madagascar
Elektra

[Sigur509]

How, oh how, could I forget the pile of shit that was known was Keatons comback, White Noise.

[Tayzlor]

Originally posted by jaymckee74
are u people actually watching alone in the dark and the dukes of hazzard or just saying they are terrible based on reputation cause i find it hard to believe anyone would voluntarily watch either of them...

Exactly what I was thinking.

To everyone--

Are most of the movies on your worst list movies you thought might be good?

[Tagia_Romero]

Alone in the Dark- If I was able to have been drunk while watching this, it wouldn't have been too bad. Alas, I, as always, was sober.

[tbone]

Fun With Dick and Jane but Hide and Seek and The Ring 2 are close behind

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by GoldenGhost
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:rolleyes: My choice. 2/10.

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Alone in the Dark- If I was able to have been drunk while watching this, it wouldn't have been too bad. Alas, I, as always, was sober.




I'm surprised you managed to keep off the drink after watching that! :D

[Mr-Blonde]

This movie flat out sucked balls.

http://img.tesco.com/pi/entertainment/DVD/LF/650164_DV_L_F.jpg

[SAI]

The Bottom 10 2005

10: Dear Frankie (2/5)
(Shona Auerbach UK)
Dull, manipulative, family drama from debuting feature director Auerbach. It looks lovely but goes nowhere unexpected and does so slowly.

9: The Devil's Rejects (2/5)
(Rob Zombie USA)
Foul stuff from Zombie (and not in a good way). It's essentially a compilation of the bits he remembers from better horror films which attempts to cast the villains as the heroic characters you root for. Left me wanting a shower.

8: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2/5)
(Garth Jennings UK/USA)
How not to adapt a great book. Step 1: Miscast it utterly (MOS DEF?!) Step 2: Leave the setup for the jokes... cut the punchlines. Step 3: Introuduce a dull and pointless love story when you realise the book has little structure.

7: Robots (2/5)
(Chris Wedge USA)
Unremittingly tedious, juvenile and annoying. What clearly hasn't been learnt from Pixar is that you find a great story before embarking on a film.

6: Don't Move (2/5)
(Sergio Castellito Italy)
The adventures of our hero the multiple rapist. Morally puke inducing as well as being boring and poorly acted.

5: Somersault (2/5)
(Cate Shortland Australia)
Beautifully shot but boring and exploitative coming of age drama. It swept the board at Australia's film awards, making me wonder if it was in fact the only film of its year produced there.

4: Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith (1/5)
(George Lucas USA)
A painfully awful ending to the world's most overrated series of films. It appears to have been written and acted by the same computers that created the endless digital effects which render it like watching someone play a (shit) computer game.

3: Elizabethtown (1/5)
(Cameron Crowe USA)
Mind pulverisingly terrible on a level I simply didn't believe Cameron Crowe capable of. It's the unholy combination of an abysmal script and floundering actors and is so bad I'll never approach a new Cameron Crowe film in the same way again.

2: A Dirty Shame (1/5)
(John Waters USA)
Title as review. Saves me a job. That being the only positive thing to say about this crashingly dull, stupid and painfully mirth free 'comedy'

1: Festival (1/5)
(Annie Griffin UK)
http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/2/44282-large.jpg
Shamefully poor. In fact so bad that it defies attempts to encompass it's dreadfulness in mere words. I'd say you should see for yourself but, really, you shouldn't, ever.